View Full Version : Official live smackdown where Bryan Danielson wins the whc thread
Indifferent Clox
11-29-2011, 04:25 PM
Because everyone taps, sooner or later! Untilled SD starts lets discuss the greatest in ring technician of our time.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 04:26 PM
I've heard of early threads, but 3 years too early? Come on.
Innovator
11-29-2011, 04:28 PM
Cmon.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 04:30 PM
Only way I would see Bryan winning tonight is losing the Steel Cage match, Big Show with a knockout punch then a cash in. I don't see it happening at all mind you, but would be pleasantly surprised.
Even more pleasantly surprised if Mark Henry gets legit injured and is off my TV for a long time. Happy miracle if he lands on Michael Cole while being injured and takes him out too.
Danielson winning the title here would be stupid. It's the launch point for his push to the title, not the climax.
Skippord
11-29-2011, 04:43 PM
I would be fine with Mark Henry being injured if it means Michael Cole is also injured
Skippord
11-29-2011, 04:44 PM
then again I have been rooting for Micheal Cole to get mouth cancer for several months
Corporate CockSnogger
11-29-2011, 04:44 PM
Can we delete this thread and startover?
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 04:48 PM
Huh, Skippord was last poster on the forum index and Iggy is the last poster in the thread. Been out of the thread and refreshed 4 times and it's still the case.
Must have been synchronized posting. Also, fuck Michael Cole.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 04:50 PM
Wondering if I could somehow make Skippords semen corrosive and then get Michael Cole to give him oral and swallow.
Londoner
11-29-2011, 04:54 PM
Huh, Skippord was last poster on the forum index and Iggy is the last poster in the thread. Been out of the thread and refreshed 4 times and it's still the case.
Must have been synchronized posting. Also, fuck Michael Cole.
I had that aswell.
Skippord
11-29-2011, 04:54 PM
I'm completely on board with that, it's been awhile :'(
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 04:55 PM
I'm just happy to be the ideas man in this situation.
Skippord
11-29-2011, 04:59 PM
perhaps we could rig Hasney's anus with some sort of animal trap and then use it to bleed Michael Cole out by cutting his penis off during some rigorous anal sex
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:01 PM
Maybe in place of you or I, we could use Jack Swagger. I'm sure some lonely girl (or Skippord) wrote some fan fiction about those two getting it on, it would make her (or Skippords) year.
Indifferent Clox
11-29-2011, 05:04 PM
I honestly think big show may accidently cost Daniel the title and that danielson may go heel tonight.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:05 PM
It's not Swagger, but why the hell did I Google
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6151232/1/King_x_Cole_Slash
Skippord
11-29-2011, 05:05 PM
hey I keep my erotic fan fiction to the Batman universe, guy. but yeah definitely get corrosive Jack Swagger semen and anus trap in the works
Skippord
11-29-2011, 05:06 PM
Jesus that's more gay than if they had gay sex
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:07 PM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4977267/1/Your_Love_is_Worth_More_Than_a_Briefcase
Indifferent Clox
11-29-2011, 05:09 PM
Wtf eww
Skippord
11-29-2011, 05:10 PM
lol that one is incredible "Love why were jealous of me?"
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:11 PM
Wtf eww
Please. If Michael Cole offered you a job you'd be gagging on his cock quicker than he says something is vintage.
Indifferent Clox
11-29-2011, 05:12 PM
On a side note my matches I've taped are available on fb
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:13 PM
One more, then it should help us get back on the straight and narrow, even if he is a little rapey.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6662367/1/bJack_b_bSwagger_b_is_horny
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:14 PM
On a side note my matches I've taped are available on fb
I think I'll find some more gay fan ficition rather than that.
Skippord
11-29-2011, 05:15 PM
I'm willing to bet that has happened at least once in Jack Swagger's life, excluding the part where the girl enjoys it
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:17 PM
You never know, his speech impediment could be from eating too much pussy.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:17 PM
Can we delete this thread and startover?
I think the threads been saved now
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:18 PM
http://wrestlingtruth.com/images/bios/cmpunk.jpg
Skippord
11-29-2011, 05:23 PM
now just picture that having sex with Kane
#BROKEN Hasney
11-29-2011, 05:25 PM
"Ok so why are you avoiding me?" Punk asked
"I'm sorry for avoiding you Phil its just that I was... I was"
"Glen tell me." Punk begged
"I was jealous ok." Said Kane
"Love why were jealous of me?" Punk asked
"Because you did so much more than me last year and this year I only won the ECW title you deserve someone better than me." Said Kane Sadly
"Glen I love you I chose you over everyone else I mean sure Miz and Morrison tried to ask me out but I said No because I love you more than anyone in the locker room ok." Said Punk
Skippord
11-29-2011, 05:28 PM
have the weirdest image of a Serbian man watching WWE and getting the hugest boner/creative breakthrough
Blakeamus
11-29-2011, 05:32 PM
You never know, his speech impediment could be from eating too much pussy.
Reporter: So Izzy... how do you keep your voice is such fine shape?
Chris: Well, my choir teacher gave me a lot of lessons...
Kirk: [interrupting] He eats a lot of pussy.
Chris: Oh yeah, I eat a lot of pussy... tons...
Corporate CockSnogger
11-29-2011, 05:57 PM
Jesus, this thread was made *fabulous* while I was gone.
Nicky Fives
11-29-2011, 06:27 PM
No way Bryan leaves tonights show as champion..... My money is on a finish with some sort of shenanigans..... like a "both landed on the floor at the same time" or "Henry throws Bryan through the cage to ringside, but Long claims Henry wins afterwards"
Corporate CockSnogger
11-29-2011, 06:45 PM
My guess is that Henry throws Bryan into space :-\
Corporate CockSnogger
11-29-2011, 06:46 PM
Damn, now I want WWE 12 so I can make that a storyline.
Shadrick
11-29-2011, 06:53 PM
Damn, now I want WWE 12 so I can make that a storyline.
*has it*
*made it*
Captain of Fun
11-29-2011, 06:57 PM
Chocolate Drop onto Daniel Bryan for the win.
JimmyMess
11-29-2011, 07:58 PM
dddddddddddddustyfinish
Gertner
11-29-2011, 07:59 PM
Nobody cares about this vanilla midget. The quicker Bryan starts wrestling on Superstars weekly the better. He's awful. Just awful.
Emperor Smeat
11-29-2011, 08:53 PM
:lol: if this actually gets mentioned during the show tonight.
Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter
-- WWE referee Charles Robinson is walking around backstage at the SmackDown tapings with a fully-sequined "Little Nature Boy" robe on. No word on if this is for an angle at tonight's TV tapings.
Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788
Corndad
11-29-2011, 08:59 PM
:lol: if this actually gets mentioned during the show tonight.
Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter
-- WWE referee Charles Robinson is walking around backstage at the SmackDown tapings with a fully-sequined "Little Nature Boy" robe on. No word on if this is for an angle at tonight's TV tapings.
Would mark the hell out for that. lol
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:01 PM
Mrs Foley's Baby Boy
Londoner
11-29-2011, 09:01 PM
Christmas music, in november?
Christmas music, in november?
http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=116028
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:04 PM
Definately saw an Elf Costume at the Desk. I hope it's Cole lol
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:05 PM
Even better.
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:06 PM
Santa T!
Londoner
11-29-2011, 09:07 PM
skinny claus lol
Cool King
11-29-2011, 09:09 PM
Rhodes! :D
Evil Vito
11-29-2011, 09:11 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Booker in a Santa outfit is the closest we'll ever get to Black Snow.</font>
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:14 PM
Surprised they didn't wait to have Booker/Cody at PPV but what the heck. Should be a fun match.
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:18 PM
Really hope Kaitlyn is under my tree this year.
Emperor Smeat
11-29-2011, 09:27 PM
I thought Maryse spent all of DiBiase's money months ago
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:30 PM
Goldy Claus
Blakeamus
11-29-2011, 09:34 PM
Christmas music, in november?
Ever heard of Christmas in July?
Theo Dious
11-29-2011, 09:39 PM
Ok why does a color commentator not intending to wrestle a match bring full ring gear to work with him???
I guess with Maryse gone Aksana can go back to being blonde.
Vastardikai
11-29-2011, 09:42 PM
Because you never know?
Innovator
11-29-2011, 09:53 PM
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11-29-2011, 09:54 PM
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Innovator
11-29-2011, 09:55 PM
Orton vs. Otunga.
Gee I wonder who will win.
Innovator
11-29-2011, 09:57 PM
What the fuck is that music?
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:57 PM
Kinda hope he gets RKO'ed into the Tree outside or something
Cool King
11-29-2011, 09:57 PM
I'm really not a fan of the announce team doing "shot-out's" from the InterAction thing. :-\
Innovator
11-29-2011, 09:58 PM
Orton's bro beard is back.
Corndad
11-29-2011, 09:58 PM
Orton getting the shaft after working with Dolph last night has to work with Otunga tonight lol Talk about a drop off.
Corndad
11-29-2011, 10:00 PM
LOL at Orton Hoing
Cool King
11-29-2011, 10:18 PM
lol "Who is that?" from Cole.
Cool King
11-29-2011, 10:23 PM
Is that a new video or the same one from last night?
Blakeamus
11-29-2011, 10:23 PM
holy shit just realized that Heath Slater is back...
Corndad
11-29-2011, 10:30 PM
So again why didn't Sheamus win that lol
Cool King
11-29-2011, 10:30 PM
Well that was a waste of about 15 minutes. :-\
I had a feeling he would win anyway.
Evil Vito
11-29-2011, 10:31 PM
<font color=goldenrod>That was actually hilarious, even if the ending was slightly telegraphed with Sheamus stepping over the top rope for no apparent reason.</font>
Whatever, he talked at Wrestlemania didn't he?
Cool King
11-29-2011, 10:39 PM
Whatever, he talked at Wrestlemania didn't he?
Yeah, I'm sure he rapped.
BizarroKing
11-29-2011, 11:01 PM
Fuck you WWE
Gertner
11-29-2011, 11:01 PM
Not only does Henry win, but us fans win. We don't have to have a boring World Champion
Evil Vito
11-29-2011, 11:03 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Fun match. Loved that top rope World's Strongest Slam.
Wouldn't be totally shocked if Bryan cashes in right after the TLC match, if only to ensure that Henry can be in the Rumble and throw people out left and right.</font>
BizarroKing
11-29-2011, 11:16 PM
But still the match did serve it's purpose, making Bryan seem like a legit threat.
Gertner
11-29-2011, 11:18 PM
lol no it didn't. Henry kicked the shit out of him
What Would Kevin Do?
11-29-2011, 11:38 PM
lol no it didn't. Henry kicked the shit out of him
More or less. With the exception of the ankle stomping and the ankle lock, it was a glorified squash, and it was perfect.
Now it gives DB some motivation for a character, since he's the guy who couldn't beat the champ despite the champ being seriously injured. Let DB become bitter and angry.
Also, who the fuck planned DB's little segment before the match? Whoever that was should be fucking fired. On Monday, you have DB get angry, show some emotion, and come across as an angry guy who might actually be able to pull this off... Cut to before the match, we're back top DB smiling like an idiot with no personality.
Gertner
11-29-2011, 11:39 PM
The writers can't make wine out of water WWKD
Dukelorange
11-29-2011, 11:45 PM
DB still trying to find an idenity? Shoot he better look out. Isn't that what happened to John Morrison?
BizarroKing
11-29-2011, 11:45 PM
More or less. With the exception of the ankle stomping and the ankle lock, it was a glorified squash, and it was perfect.
Seriously are we watching the same match? The guys i was riffing with pretty much agree Bryan had plenty of offense in.
Skippord
11-29-2011, 11:54 PM
thus far I would prefer more gay fan fiction than this show I think.
Dukelorange
11-29-2011, 11:55 PM
I liked the cage match. Randy Orton lost to Henry clean didnt he? Meanwhile, DB did all he could and lost clean. The only person that almost beat him was Big Show.
Which makes the title worth something more than a three month rotation title. Mark needs to hold that thing until Royal Rumble at least.
ace3025
11-30-2011, 12:05 AM
I don't see why the hatred for this show. Rhodes had a good promo to open, orton had a fun match (not good but fun), the hornswoggle ending to the battle royal was hilarious, and the main event was a good match. Did it move along storylines.....eh...... But still fun
Blakeamus
11-30-2011, 12:17 AM
The main event was good for what it was worth. It continued to make Mark Henry look like an unstoppable champion even when "injured" and gives Bryan the opportunity to use the loss as a step to redeem himself when he cashes in the briefcase. I don't see how this was looked at as a squash match? Why all the hate on Daniel Bryan as of late?
Gertner
11-30-2011, 12:21 AM
He's boring, he's not over, and he sucks.
What Would Kevin Do?
11-30-2011, 12:22 AM
Seriously are we watching the same match? The guys i was riffing with pretty much agree Bryan had plenty of offense in.
The main event was good for what it was worth. It continued to make Mark Henry look like an unstoppable champion even when "injured" and gives Bryan the opportunity to use the loss as a step to redeem himself when he cashes in the briefcase. I don't see how this was looked at as a squash match? Why all the hate on Daniel Bryan as of late?
I'm not saying it was a squash match in a bad way. It was a glorified squash match, and it was a good one. DB played the underdog, and was beat on a good portion of the match. There was a point where he mounted a come back, worked over the ankle well, and "almost" pulled it out. Besides that, he spent a lot of the match trying to escape. What it comes down to though, is the match was booked in a way to make Henry look like a beast, and make it look like DB couldn't get the job done. For story purposes, it was perfect.
What Would Kevin Do?
11-30-2011, 12:24 AM
And for the record, besides Gertner, who is really hating on DB?
Corndad
11-30-2011, 12:25 AM
Some are just haters. Always will be no matter what.
Main Event played out perfect. Built Henry as a monster even more, made Bryan a threat for when he does decide to cash in MITB. I would like to see more of the intense Bryan personality he showed last night on Raw. That will be the guy fans get behind.
Rhodes/Booker at PPV should be fun as well.
Orton/Barrett is also shaping up to be a damn fine PPV match.
Blakeamus
11-30-2011, 12:27 AM
Yeah it was perfect.
Gertner
11-30-2011, 12:48 AM
Live Notes from Smackdown
-Daniel Bryan’s reaction wasn’t very positive, at least at first. When they showed his picture on the Titantron you had some cheers (not very loud) and a trail of booos. Even some kids were boo’ing him His entrance for the main event had a minimal reaction (less than Kofi Kingston). During the match, some Daniel Bryan cheers were started (even if small). Not sure if his lack of TV time or his blunder last week had anything to do with it.
But hey, I'm just trolling right?
Shisen Kopf
11-30-2011, 12:59 AM
I didn't watch it, instead I taped it and will watch it on Thursday at 8pm and pretend its 2000.
Shisen Kopf
11-30-2011, 01:02 AM
He's boring, he's not over, and he sucks.
The international Federation of Serious Business in rasslin emailed me today and said that Daniel Bryan Danielson is getting a new gimmick next year. He will be known as Kid Coma.
#1-norm-fan
11-30-2011, 01:07 AM
Wow, David Otunga can't sell worth a shit.
BizarroKing
11-30-2011, 01:22 AM
He's boring, he's not over, and he sucks.
It's WWE's own damn fault. The bookers are retarded and made a once great wrestler hated by the fans that once adored him.
See I can troll too.
Gertner
11-30-2011, 01:27 AM
You're trolling. I'm telling the truth.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-30-2011, 03:03 AM
Well that was shit, even worse hearing it's Mark Henry Vs. Big Show at TLC, more crap to fast forward.
Londoner
11-30-2011, 09:18 AM
Only 3 pages for a live show,lol. From what i've read seemed just as shit as i feared when i saw they were doing a fucking christmas show when its not even december or the holidays yet. Way to waste a live smackdown.
#1-norm-fan
11-30-2011, 12:10 PM
I thought the show was really good.
Cool King
11-30-2011, 12:25 PM
SmackDown was alright last night, but not great.
The majorty of the stuff on SmackDown felt a bit out of place though. Mostly because it was celebrating Christmas in November but it seemed that was just an excuse to have a live episode of SmackDown.
The crowd wasn't that great either. They were always quiet and it felt like they were booing or just not interested in anything that wasn't Randy Orton or Sheamus. :-\
The Battle Royal was pretty much a waste of time. As soon as Hornswoggle came out I knew he'd win. Though I will say that I'll take that back if Hornswoggle can still talk next time we see him, but a part of me doubts that will happen.
The main event was good, the ending was great, but for a Cage Match, it was pretty "meh". For example, the cage hardly came into play. The door only got opened once and only two escape attempts over the top were made. Then again, I was slowly falling asleep during the main event as it was nearly 3am here, so maybe I missed some stuff.
But overall, it was a decent SmackDown, but not great. Especially for a live episode.
Blakeamus
11-30-2011, 12:54 PM
Well let's just hope that in the next few months, the writers will give Daniel more so that those who don't care for him start to care.
Gertner
11-30-2011, 01:47 PM
It's not humanly possible. He has zero charisma.
Gertner
11-30-2011, 01:47 PM
I thought the show was really good.
I did too. People take this shit waaaay too seriously. Serious business I tell ya this Smackdown is.
St. Jimmy
11-30-2011, 03:04 PM
Everything except for the Main Event was the drizzling shits.
MIZantine Empire
11-30-2011, 10:52 PM
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#1-norm-fan
11-30-2011, 11:19 PM
Everything except for the Main Event was the drizzling shits.
Orton was awesome during the street fight.
Gertner
12-01-2011, 11:23 AM
Smackdown rating was down from previous live Smackdown's. That's what happens when Daniel Bryan is in the main event. He's killing the company.
Blakeamus
12-01-2011, 01:33 PM
WWE’s live Super SmackDown show on Tuesday night did a 2.00 (2.0) cable rating, which is up from the previous three Friday taped episodes. So what if the last time Smackdown was live it was a higher rating...it went up from the previous three shows.
Don't feed the trolls, Blakeamus
lol Christmas Smackdown
lol WWE
Blakeamus
12-01-2011, 02:12 PM
Don't feed the trolls, Blakeamus
Ah I see.
The Jayman
12-01-2011, 02:22 PM
The lack of Christian is what hurt this show
Gertner
12-01-2011, 02:26 PM
TNA should move Impact to friday's They'd destroy the WWE at this point. Sad that Henry had to carry Bryan to make it an entertaining match.
Lock Jaw
12-01-2011, 02:28 PM
Well Bryan certainly couldn't carry Henry if he tried! *Fat Joke*
And that about concludes the TPWW cliches.
Lock Jaw
12-02-2011, 10:43 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Steve_Blackman.jpg
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b014e8b658ac8970d-800wi
Do we think they've dropped the Hunico/Epico/Primo deal?
Mr. Nerfect
12-03-2011, 12:21 AM
Smackdown rating was down from previous live Smackdown's. That's what happens when Daniel Bryan is in the main event. He's killing the company.
:lol:
Do we think they've dropped the Hunico/Epico/Primo deal?
Nah, they were supposed to officially introduce the stable (with Rosa Mendes) on Monday but they got bumped due to rewrites.
Mr. Nerfect
12-03-2011, 12:31 AM
In the ring, Daniel Bryan is the goods. People will get behind him, but they're trying to force him as a "nice guy." Push him as a wrestling machine and he'll do much better. Next week, I'd go with Daniel Bryan facing Hunico in a match, or something, and beating him. Michael Cole then interviews Bryan and asks him how it feels to be a loser, etc. Bryan then chokes out Cole for funsies, gets a massive pop, and Cole can play antagonist to Bryan heading into WrestleMania, as well. People hate Cole -- so they'll love Bryan.
I'd go with Bryan vs. Cena at the Royal Rumble, too. Cena won't need to be in the Rumble, because he's got his program with The Rock set. If he's going to become the WWE Champion, he'll need to do it prior to WrestleMania. Daniel Bryan also has his title shot, and although he could use the Royal Rumble and actually save his briefcase title shot, you might as well just go with Bryan facing Cena what could be a really great showing.
#1-norm-fan
12-03-2011, 12:46 AM
I'd like to see Wade Barrett, in an effort to dash Randy Orton's dreams of winning the Royal Rumble in his hometown, convince Orton to put up his spot in the Rumble. Orton agrees only if Barrett does the same. The two have an amazing match which Orton wins. Barrett now, without the Rumble match to get his title shot at WrestleMania decides to go after Bryan's MITB case at the Rumble and Bryan obliges with the idea that Barrett beat him at SummerSlam and if he can't beat Barrett, he doesn't deserve to main event WrestleMania.
I think Cena would be better served against HHH or in some kind of legend-related thing. I like the idea of numerous legends coming out and having his back in the quest to get the crowd behind him. Maybe ending with Austin.
Mr. Nerfect
12-04-2011, 03:07 AM
Here is my ideal Royal Rumble card:
John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan
I'd open the show with the special attraction match between these two. These two guys could work really well together, and it could be one of Cena's better matches. Used a proving ground for Bryan, he really doesn't need to beat Cena here, but a win would not hurt him, at all. I mean, if Cena's going to be away from the WWE Title, does he really need to look better than the challenger for the World Heavyweight Title? That being said, a good showing could be all Bryan needs. I'd go with a time limit draw as the ending here. It might piss some people off, but let them go for twenty minutes, and when the fans want "five more minutes," Cena continues what could be an interesting story of him rebelling against the fans, and he asks them why he should give them what they want when they boo him constantly.
WWE United States Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Zack Ryder
At TLC, I'd have Ziggler vs. Ryder confirmed, but I'd also have Sheamus vs. Jack Swagger in a new kind of match. Have Ryder (the assistant to SmackDown! General Manager, Theodore Long, remember) call it a "Long Island Street Fight." Basically, the match is scheduled for two falls -- the first is a regular match, but once you win a fall, you can no longer be disqualified for the second. So Sheamus wins the first fall with the Brogue Kick, and he goes nuts on Swagger with a steel chair and has a lot of fun, but Vickie Guerrero makes it possible for Swagger to illegally use a steel chair to a fall over Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior makes a comeback, but Dolph Ziggler runs out to help Swagger, only to get obliterated by a steel chair. This distraction allows Swagger to take advantage and get Sheamus to tap-out to the Ankle Lock. It builds Swagger as a heel threat in time for the Royal Rumble (people already buy Sheamus), and it continues the relationship between Ziggler, Swagger and Vickie.
Anyway, Ryder comes out for his US Title match against Ziggler, but John Laurinaitis says there is no way he is going to make a champion defend his title in the shape that Ziggler is. Ace brings out Drew McIntyre as a replacement opponent for Ryder, and the fans are pissed, but Ryder gets a clean pin on McIntyre to continue building him as a challenger.
Here, Ziggler gets some return aid from Jack Swagger, who runs out and attacks Ryder, causing a premature disqualification, continuing the build to Ryder's inevitable US Title win, and conserving Ziggler's energy for the Rumble Match later in the evening (of which Vickie gets him included in). Ryder's ankle is injured by Swagger's Ankle Lock, and Ryder is effectively out of the Royal Rumble Match, which is important in freeing up a spot for later.
No Holds Barred Match: Triple H vs. Kevin Nash
Triple H and Kevin Nash's problems could easily be extended until the Royal Rumble. I'd like to see a more human side of Triple H, with Stephanie McMahon begging her husband not to fight a man as deranged as Nash. Triple H and Nash have a No Holds Barred Match scheduled for the Rumble, and Triple H wins here to give the fans a little bit of a feel-good moment.
Six-Diva Tag Team Match: Beth Phoenix, Natalya & Kaitlyn vs. Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres & Alicia Fox
The purpose of this match is to further the story between the ladies, obviously. You have the babyfaces united to face the collective "pin-up strong" Divas of Destruction. Kaitlyn takes the fall here, which gives the good girls a good victory, but protects Beth (and even Natalya). After the match, you could even have Natalya put Kaitlyn in the Sharpshooter, with Beth asking her if she's going to cry to get tougher -- a "tough love" approach, if you will.
World Heavyweight Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs. Chris Jericho
In my perfect world, Jericho is back in 2012 to reclaim the World Heavyweight Championship and get some revenge against Randy Orton for punting him in the skull. Orton wins a World Heavyweight Title shot against Mark Henry after Henry beats Big Show in a Tables Match at TLC. Orton could even beat Henry with some help from Jericho, who is playing mind games with Orton. Henry enters the Rumble, tosses out a whole bunch of people (you know that will be fun), and Orton defends against Jericho here.
Not only would Orton and Jericho have a good match, but I think the atmosphere would be pretty fun. Jericho can be playing a less heelish version of himself, but cheats his ass off here to win the World Title, proving that he's still the old Jericho we love to hate. Orton is furious, but with Zack Ryder out of the Royal Rumble Match, there's a spot in there for The Viper...
WWE Championship: The Miz (c) vs. CM Punk
It seems that CM Punk is not Mr. John Laurinaitis' ideal WWE Champion. I can see Johnny Ace doing everything he can to keep the WWE Title off Punk -- including reversing the decision of Punk's recent title defense to a DQ, and hence a title win, for Alberto Del Rio.
I could see some sort of "raising of the belt" when Punk tries to pull it down at TLC, too. That sort of stuff to stack the cards against the protagonist Punk.
The reason I have the belt on The Miz here is, well, just because. The Miz is a pretty good media guy and is one of the better performers in the WWE these days. Putting the WWE Title on him again would help him more than hurt him, and it'd allow for a relatively fresh encounter between Punk and The Miz at the Royal Rumble. How does Miz win the title? Well, I can see a TLC Match featuring Del Rio, Punk, Miz and Cena for the next PPV, and Miz can win it there. Punk wins it back at the Rumble, and while it is more of what Punk called "WWE Hot Potato," it gives Punk little victories in his war against Johnny Ace.
Royal Rumble Match
This one is obvious. I'd go with the usual 30-Man formula, as I feel 40 was a suitable upgrade last year, what with both Nexus and Corre running around, but not necessary this year. In an ideal world, Chris Jericho will defend the World Heavyweight Title against Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania, which means Randy Orton will need something to do at WrestleMania. Another Mania encounter with CM Punk could be really cool. Make Stone Cold Steve Austin the Special Guest Referee for that match, and you have a fantastic WWE Title match. So Orton wins here, which is in his hometown, apparently, which could be a great moment for people in St. Louis.
addy2hotty
12-04-2011, 09:02 AM
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XCaliber
12-04-2011, 12:30 PM
Do we think they've dropped the Hunico/Epico/Primo deal?
Kofi jobbed to Primo on Superstars this week accompanied by Rosa and Epico so I highly doubt it just wasn't enough room on SD not sure why they're celebrating Christmas so damned early.
#1-norm-fan
12-05-2011, 01:14 PM
Noid, you want 7 matches at the Rumble? They're gonna have to all be short as shit.
Mr. Nerfect
12-07-2011, 05:28 AM
True. Well, they're doing Triple H vs. Nash now. Also, I'm thinking that they could do Punk vs. Cena at the Rumble, which would be pretty major and fit everyone's stories nicely. Daniel Bryan can be in the actual Rumble match.
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