What’s the endgame of this storyline?

[Mr. C]

I have a feeling that if John Cena turns, he’ll beat down The Rock, but if it were up to me, I’d have Cena get a cheap win, like pulling the tights, then when the heat comes on the following RAW, he finally says screw the fans. To me, there’s more money to be made with heel Cena.

[Xero]

Another heel Cena thread.

Great.

[Kane Knight]

Do you make any posts that aren't tired retreads?

[Shisen Kopf]

Cena should turn gay. That'll get him serious heel heat bc rasslin fans hate the gays

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena should turn gay. That'll get him serious heel heat bc rasslin fans hate the gays

That would add intrigue to the Rock match. A couple months of Cena just talking about how he can't wait to get his hands on that delicious Rock man meat at WrestleMania followed by him working the match old school Goldust-style complete with dry humping and the most seductive STFU ever all to The Rock's disgust.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn gay. That'll get him serious heel heat bc rasslin fans hate the gays
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[Providence Peep]

To me, there’s more money to be made with heel Cena.

To me, there's a village who lost an idiot and his name is Mr. C, man.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn blue. There's a lot of money to be made with Blue Cena.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn Libertarian. There's a lot of money to be made with a Free Market Cena.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn into a werewolf at the full moon. There's a lot of money to be made with Bella/Cena fic.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn into a truck. There's a lot of money to be made with Optimus Cena.

[MoFo]

Cena should snap and cut a promo blah blah submissions blah Hulk Hogan Bash at the Beach 96 heel turn blah

[Mr. C]

This is going nowhere. Mods...

[Majunior]

Cena should get a cape and cowl, start talking in a growly voice, and buy a utility belt. There's a lot more money to be made from Bat-Cena.

[Shisen Kopf]

Cena should convert to Scientology and start babbling on about stupid shit and that psychiatry is a farce and he can try and sell everyone an E-meter.

[Sting Fan]

This is going nowhere. Mods...

Lol, mods wont save you...

I have a good feeling this might be archive worthy if theres a day or twos trolling done...

Carry on :naughty:

[Tom Guycott]

Cena should turn _____. There's a lot of money to be made with ______ Cena.

OH EXPLOITABLE! TPWW MADLIBS!!!!

[Kane Knight]

Cena should snap and cut a promo blah blah submissions blah Hulk Hogan Bash at the Beach 96 heel turn blah

Noid post?

This is going nowhere. Mods...

It was doomed the second you had the idea.

OH EXPLOITABLE! TPWW MADLIBS!!!!
Works for me.

[Providence Peep]

Cena should turn into a cat. There's a lot of money to be made with Pussy Cena.

[Shisen Kopf]

Cena should start wearing a Kane mask and turn heel. That would make $$$$$

[Providence Peep]

I really think somebody here needs to start a thread about John Cena's imminent heel turn. I can't believe there aren't any yet.

[Rollermacka]

OH EXPLOITABLE! TPWW MADLIBS!!!!

Cena should turn into a Stapler. Theres alot of money to be made with Stapler Cena

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cena should develop a psychological disorder where he believes he is a ghost. Then he gets super surprised when people can see him.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn tricks. there's a lot of money to be made with Hooker Cena.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn into a Stapler. Theres alot of money to be made with Stapler Cena

Does he come with an easy button?

Oh, StapleR.

[Rammsteinmad]

Cena should develop a psychological disorder where he believes he is a ghost. Then he gets super surprised when people can see him.

Would be funnier seeing him trying to walk through walls, and not understanding why he can't.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I think I want to see someone now with an invisible gimmick. It can just be some jobber who believes he's invisible because nobody books or pays any attention to him.

Then he can just come out during someone elses match and jump around the ring for attention but nobody else sees him.

[Kane Knight]

I think I want to see someone now with an invisible gimmick. It can just be some jobber who believes he's invisible because nobody books or pays any attention to him.

Then he can just come out during someone elses match and jump around the ring for attention but nobody else sees him.

He could wrestle in a full body suit just so he could be seen.

[Blakeamus]

I think I want to see someone now with an invisible gimmick. It can just be some jobber who believes he's invisible because nobody books or pays any attention to him.

Then he can just come out during someone elses match and jump around the ring for attention but nobody else sees him.

http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/i/7/i7pum6onfe9zup6z.jpg

[Y2Ant]

Cena should turn into a werewolf at the full moon. There's a lot of money to be made with Bella/Cena fic.

isn't that just the same thing as him turning gay?

[Kane Knight]

isn't that just the same thing as him turning gay?

I thought the vampire was the gay one.

[Y2Ant]

I thought the vampire was the gay one.

I thought all the characters were gay. Even that chick.

[Rollermacka]

Cena should turn into a werewolf at the full moon. There's a lot of money to be made with Bella/Cena fic.

isn't that just the same thing as him turning gay?

I thought the vampire was the gay one.

Twilight = Homosexuality

So technically both of you are right.

[Heyman]

I have a feeling that if John Cena turns, he’ll beat down The Rock, but if it were up to me, I’d have Cena get a cheap win, like pulling the tights, then when the heat comes on the following RAW, he finally says screw the fans. To me, there’s more money to be made with heel Cena.


I believe that the endgame of this storyline, will involve Mr. C giving a hand job to his father-in-law. Semen may or may not be involved.

[Kane Knight]

I thought all the characters were gay. Even that chick.

You're probably right.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somebody called for a mod? No? OK, cya later.

[Kane Knight]

Somebody called for a mod? No? OK, cya later.

I'm pretty sure he's okay with them just bringing back haircuts.

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought all the characters were gay. Even that chick.

Chicks can't be gay.

Stop with thiiis!

[FourFifty]

With out even reading any post in this thread I can tell you the endgame of any storyline.

The company in question wants to make you watch their product with a series of matches and promos. They want you to watch their show to get the ratings to appease their sponsors, share holders, and anyone else who can make a buck off of it. They want you to buy merchandise with their licensed images so they can make more money there. They want you to go to itunes and purchase theme music. All of this, while retaining their fanbase. They want to broaden their product demographic to the point where you'll buy AJ Styles Cock Rings or John Cena Penis Pumps (plus their new breakfast cereal, Santin-O's).
That's the end game of said storyline.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good one, 450.

[Mr. C]

I believe that the endgame of this storyline, will involve Mr. C giving a hand job to his father-in-law. Semen may or may not be involved.

That's unnecessary.

[Kane Knight]

That's unnecessary.

So was this thread, but you still made it.

[FourFifty]

That's unnecessary.

So is most of what's on TV anyways. Deal with it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cheer up sunshine.

[Providence Peep]

Perhaps the "endgame of this storyline" will look something like this...

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/suckitit/cena-1.jpg

[Kane Knight]

Perhaps the "endgame of this storyline" will look something like this...

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/suckitit/cena-1.jpg

He's sparkling. I guess the Twilight thing was true.

[Providence Peep]

To me, there’s more money to be made with heel Cena.

Heel Cena won't be starring in blockbuster movies like Cena does now. :shifty:

[Shisen Kopf]

Hulk Hogan made most excellent movies when he was a heel. He got screwed out of an Oscar for Santa With Muscles. Fucking gay academy voters.

[Aguakate]

To be honest, I don't know if WWE would make Cena a heel going into his match with The Rock, and I say this because I'm not REALLY sure the fans would favor Rock SO MUCH over Cena. John will get booed, for sure, but we don't know if fans will keep massively favoring The Rock over him as Rocky shows up more and more leading up to their match.

Last thing WWE wants to do is turn Cena heel, only to THEN have fans cheer him more than they do now, OR, not get the negative reaction people think he'd get.

[Droford]

http://www.tradebit.com/usr/mp3-album/pub/9002/342/342660/34266025.jpg

there obviously can be only one..

wanted to mock up this poster with the Rock and Cena but not feeling like it..so whatever

[Shisen Kopf]

This should be Cena's new heel gimmick

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2381/hiphophitlerinring.jpg

[Kane Knight]

http://www.tradebit.com/usr/mp3-album/pub/9002/342/342660/34266025.jpg

there obviously can be only one..

wanted to mock up this poster with the Rock and Cena but not feeling like it..so whatever

Lost your edge?

[Providence Peep]

Hulk Hogan made most excellent movies when he was a heel. He got screwed out of an Oscar for Santa With Muscles. Fucking gay academy voters.

Speaking of people getting screwed....

I think it's about damn time somebody here starts a thread rehashing the Montreal Screwjob at the 1997 Survivor Series. C'mon, Mr. C. You can do it!

[Providence Peep]

This should be Cena's new heel gimmick

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2381/hiphophitlerinring.jpg

Because there's a lot of $$$ to be made with Nazi Cena?

[Rollermacka]

Because there's a lot of $$$ to be made with Nazi Cena?

YES, I have even found a tag team for Nazi Cena to feud with
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Vs
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[#1-norm-fan]

Two Jews with Attitudes

[St. Jimmy]

HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THAT THERE IS A CHANCE CENA MAY TURN HEEL? OH, YOU DID? WELL YOU KNOW IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN NOW IF THE INTERNET WANTS IT. VINCE ALWAYS LISTENS TO THE INTERNET.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Cena should turn Japanese

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Cena should turn Japanese

[#1-norm-fan]

I really think so

[Aguakate]

HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THAT THERE IS A CHANCE CENA MAY TURN HEEL? OH, YOU DID? WELL YOU KNOW IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN NOW IF THE INTERNET WANTS IT. VINCE ALWAYS LISTENS TO THE INTERNET.

Well, with the hundreds of Twitter mentions we get during RAW, Smackdown and PPV's, as well as Zack Ryder being all over RAW, you'd have to say that Vince McMahon DOES listen to the internet.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think John Cena should turn into CM Punk. There's lots of money to be made from Good Cena.

[Mr. C]

I’d love to see John Cena lose to The Rock. Rock comes out next night and gets taken out indefinitely, allowing him to return for a rematch down the road. Having Cena as a heel won’t hurt the roster depth too much, plus the Draft can fix things as well. It makes sense in that it will be groundbreaking and draw a lot of viewers, so why not do it when viewership is at its high?

[Lock Jaw]

Is Mr. C part of some sort of "Mr." stable with Mr. JL? What is the endgame of that storyline?

[Xero]

Mr. Xero makes his debut.

[Rock Bottom]

here is endgame

rok bet cena

next nite raw jon cena back stage trying 2 say hi 2 people. and they are akll like "oh hey john yes good match we wernt talking about u behind ur back at all wonderin if u stil got what it takes." he roam around lost like he justy got raped but is confuised about whether or not he rly liekd it

then draft come and he waiting luike he gonna be pickt 1st like allt he time but he isnt so he is like what. da heck

and then finaley no 1 picks him til the end and is tedy long who still believes in u playya . they hug

[Kane Knight]

Is Mr. C part of some sort of "Mr." stable with Mr. JL? What is the endgame of that storyline?

Mr. C should turn intelligent. There's a lot of money in intelligent Mr. C.

[Rock Bottom]

john cena is hit by a mack truck and his pulse/ekg is on titantron, it goes blank, everyone is quiet

then one little kid comes out and is like "lets go cena" really quiet and it turns into a piped chant

then it starts to beep

and he gets up

and we're all like what the fuck

[Kane Knight]

john cena is hit by a mack truck and his pulse/ekg is on titantron, it goes blank, everyone is quiet

then one little kid comes out and is like "lets go cena" really quiet and it turns into a piped chant

then it starts to beep

and he gets up

and we're all like what the fuck

OMG. This is awesome. It's the modern "I do believe in fairies!" Only this time, the fairy is Cena!

[ace3025]

OMG. This is awesome. It's the modern "I do believe in fairies!" Only this time, the fairy is Cena!

And then rock gets Pissed because he's the tooth fairy. And wwe books a fairy vs fairy match with the wand on a pole!

[parkmania]

Cena should turn left. There's lots of money to be made with NASCAR Cena.

[Damndirty]

The night after Wrestlemania, he should come out one day with a psychotic sneer of grinding teeth, carrying a hand full of steroid pills and a syringe coming out of his buttcheek. He then starts chomping on those pills, going,"MMMmmm! Pills are good! Yummy yummy yum yum!" He comes up to the guardrail where a little kid's trying to get a high five, and John jumps over it, grabs the kids face and shoves the pills in the kid's mouth, shouting,"TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, YOU LIL SUNAVA BITCH!" and then puts the kid's dad up on his shoulders and slams him to the mat, saying,"It's called the FU... NOT the AA, dickcheese!" Then he suddenly pounce on the kids mom and savagely rapes her, telling the kid,"I'm fuckin her... I'm fucking your mommy... I'M FUCKING YOUR MOOOOMMMY!!!" And then, after all of that.... people start cheering more frequently, so Vince is backstage barking at creative control and tipping camera equipment over, but creative control swears they didn't write that. Vince asks them,
"Why... is... he doing this?" John comes up to Vince and tells him,"I did it for... THE ROCK!"

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn left. There's lots of money to be made with Socialist Cena.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn left. There's lots of money to be made with Southpaw Cena.

[Kane Knight]

Cena should look to your left. There's lots of money to be made with Weeping Cena.

http://bowjamesbow.ca/images/blink.jpg

[Kane Knight]

Cena should turn left. There's lots of money to be made with something on Cena's back.

http://tvjunior.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/doctor_who_left4.jpg?w=420&h=260

[Kane Knight]

Come to think of it, Cena's so important they created an entire WWE Universe around him.

[Providence Peep]

The night after Wrestlemania, he should come out

OF THE CLOSET.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPGS3gCJ2zDv6ILDAmcPOrywjgo70F59_-HNihvAvv4gnO5CZdMCUFV3OM3w

Not that there'd be anything wrong with Homosexual Cena.

[Rock Bottom]

wow apparently someone has mastered the photoshop "make gay with lighting" tool

5 star

[itsmeJD]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/937/729/tumblr_kypdiwtRZ11qao1dto1_400_crop_340x234.jpg?1271471796

I think John Cena should turn black. There's lots of money to be made from Darren Young.

[#1-norm-fan]

I swear Darren Young HAS to be John Cena with a body full of make-up. That resemblance is uncanny.

[Kane Knight]

OF THE CLOSET.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPGS3gCJ2zDv6ILDAmcPOrywjgo70F59_-HNihvAvv4gnO5CZdMCUFV3OM3w

Not that there'd be anything wrong with Homosexual Cena.

I refuse to believe Cena is a bottom. Though Orton is an "Apex Predator."

I swear Darren Young HAS to be John Cena with a body full of make-up. That resemblance is uncanny.

Not to mention, Young looks like he's wearing blackface.

[Providence Peep]

I refuse to believe Cena is a bottom.

Yeah, that's true. Basic Thuganomics wouldn't allow it.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, that's true. Basic Thuganomics wouldn't allow it.

"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to spoon me?"

[Kane Knight]

Actually, Cena should turn bottom. There's a lot of money to be made with Bottom Cena.

[Rock Bottom]

r truth comes out with a gun pointed at little jimmy but john cena jumps in the way and is shot and pout on a stretcher and they raise his arm once nothing twice nothing third its about to drop but then flies back in the air and starts fist pumping feeding off the little jimmy energy while r truth looks on in bewilderment and then hulk hogans music hits but he doesnt even come out then michael cole mentions about how john cena being shot is trending world wide on twitter .

[Damndirty]

r truth comes out with a gun pointed at little jimmy but john cena jumps in the way and is shot and pout on a stretcher and they raise his arm once nothing twice nothing third its about to drop but then flies back in the air and starts fist pumping feeding off the little jimmy energy while r truth looks on in bewilderment and then hulk hogans music hits but he doesnt even come out then michael cole mentions about how john cena being shot is trending world wide on twitter .


Russo-ing him may just do it!