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HOLY SHIT @ Kane. That was fucking awesome
Was the theme he used an updated version of his old one?
Lock Jaw
12-13-2011, 01:42 AM
http://www.wwe.com/f/imagecache/686x384_scale_plain/talent/bio/2011/09/bio-kane2.jpg
Lock Jaw
12-13-2011, 01:43 AM
I would probably be terrified of his face if I was a small child.
Mr. C
12-13-2011, 01:45 AM
Years and YEARS of fans asking for Kane to put his mask on again...
...when he finally DOES, now the problem is his outfit...
:nono:
Looks like he cleaned out the last of the Halloween Clearance bin. You can't possibly tell me that they couldn't have done better than what we just saw.
Aguakate
12-13-2011, 01:45 AM
Now THAT'S a mask.
It's probably the best he's ever worn.
Mr. C
12-13-2011, 01:46 AM
HOLY SHIT @ Kane. That was fucking awesome
Was the theme he used an updated version of his old one?
It was a mix of his first and most recent theme.
A shiny sixpence to whoever is the first to post a good version of the new theme
DLVH84
12-13-2011, 01:53 AM
I hope Kane lights Cena on fire.
Mr. Pierre
12-13-2011, 01:53 AM
Here's to hoping that he steers clear of clean roll-up losses and spin-a-roonis for the rest of his career. This could be great
Aguakate
12-13-2011, 01:59 AM
I'm kinda worried that if Kane does in fact feud with Cena, he won't have the solid and lengthy "run of destruction" he should have. He'll lose to Cena cleanly sooner rather than later, which is going to suck.
Hanso Amore
12-13-2011, 02:00 AM
This thread is proof that some of you losers can never be happy.
Aguakate
12-13-2011, 02:03 AM
I hope Kane lights Cena on fire.
If this happens, it's likely that Cena, while on fire, will give Kane an "AA".
DLVH84
12-13-2011, 02:03 AM
Better yet, light Johnny Ace on fire and let him burn.
MIZantine Empire
12-13-2011, 02:19 AM
pretty sure in a round about way i called a masked kane returning, and some people on here called me stupid..anywho i love that, i had to rewind the end of raw a couple times! so whats the whole deal with the second of jan?
Aguakate
12-13-2011, 02:30 AM
Brodus Clay didn't come out tonight either, did he?
Lock Jaw
12-13-2011, 02:34 AM
Brodus Who?
teamXtremist
12-13-2011, 02:54 AM
Brodus Clay didn't come out tonight either, did he?
fat pos no
teamXtremist
12-13-2011, 02:54 AM
yeah the new kane is fckn bad ass
#BROKEN Hasney
12-13-2011, 03:39 AM
http://www.wwe.com/f/ep/image/2011/09/20111212_raw_jl_tribute_c.jpg
My new desktop
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#1-norm-fan
12-13-2011, 03:48 AM
lol. Lifetime Achievement Award
MIZantine Empire
12-13-2011, 03:57 AM
lol, first thought I had was stroke.
i was waiting for booker to call it a "sooner-rooni" would have been better then a "jr-a-rooni"
The mask is actually pretty cool kudos for it being in the shape of his actual face which makes it much much more off-putting to small children
The Naitch
12-13-2011, 05:41 AM
Kane's got a rosary on his outfit, next thing you know, he'll be fistpumping his way....TO HELL
Cool King
12-13-2011, 05:53 AM
When was the last PPV Cena wasn't on?
That last PPV Cena wasn't on at all, was Cyber Sunday 2008.
He's had a match on every single PPV since Survivor Series 2008, apart from Bragging Rights 2010 when he was at ringside for the WWE Championship Match involving Barrett and Orton. He was in Barrett's corner.
Then Survivor Series 2010 was the last PPV Cena didn't have a match. He was the Special Guest Referee for the WWE Championship Match involving Barrett and Orton.
He's then had a match at every PPV since TLC 2010.
Cool King
12-13-2011, 06:09 AM
http://www.wwe.com/f/ep/image/2011/09/20111212_raw_jl_tribute_c.jpg
I've now added it to my signature.
I had to make both images one whole image thought to stay under the character limit.
LewisTheTruest
12-13-2011, 07:46 AM
Dear Jeff Hardy
This is how you do it and get a reaction.
Kane
Autobahn
12-13-2011, 07:48 AM
Kane was just badass tonite. Loved everything, from the executioner mask, to the new music, to the new mask.
Great refresh of his character. Really hope WWE make the most of it this time round.
Also, have the itbegins promos shown during raw, or just the url's? (I usually only watch the good bits on youtube each week)
Rammsteinmad
12-13-2011, 08:04 AM
Ah, it's that time of the year again when Kane comes out as a monster heel that is supposed to be unstoppable.
lol just checked it out again, I believe Mizark shat himself at the pyro going off
Dark-Slicer Diago
12-13-2011, 10:47 AM
Marked out like a bitch when Kane came out and I heard "Burned" spliced into his theme.
Corporate CockSnogger
12-13-2011, 10:59 AM
Great updated look for Kane. Hope he's genuinely booked well. Wonder if he's a possible contender for a rumble win? Seems like something they'd give him as a thank you as well as a definitive way to market him as one of the all time rumble greats.
I don't like the fire pattern on his tights #unimportantthingsthatImallowedtobitchaboutnowandagain
rest looks "pretty great" though
Dark-Slicer Diago
12-13-2011, 11:37 AM
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Rock Bottom
12-13-2011, 12:15 PM
kane look scare
Extreme Angle
12-13-2011, 12:49 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/imagecache/gallery_photo/photo/image/2011/12/RAW_968_Photo_126.jpg
Not liking the fire on the leg tbh...
Is he gonna get a new titantron d'ya reckon?
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BigBadBroski (https://twitter.com/#!/BigBadBroski) #HEEL
I'm 99.99% sure that was NOT Glenn Jacobs under that mask. It was the one and only Mark Calaway.
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BigBadBroski (https://twitter.com/#!/BigBadBroski) #HEEL
I'm here to say 1 thing: the 2nd mask (the one he exposed after chokeslam) had holes for mouth and nose. I saw it, and the face was 'Taker's
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[URL="https://twitter.com/#!/IibabeHottiee"]IibabeHottiee (https://twitter.com/#) Get Over It ( :
Masked Kane wasn't the real one .
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Tabbie_B (https://twitter.com/#!/Tabbie_B) Tabbie Brown @
<S style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px; opacity: 0.5">@</S>JohnCena (https://twitter.com/#!/JohnCena) why is <S style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px; opacity: 0.5">@</S>wwe (https://twitter.com/#!/wwe) replacing Kane with someone who isnt the REAL KANE? more gmjohnny garbage. Bring back the RealKane not an imposter.
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KenForWWE (https://twitter.com/#!/KenForWWE) Ken Sarmiento
Skeptical if that is the REAL Kane or not.
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HAMMERJACK2 (https://twitter.com/#!/HAMMERJACK2) HAMMERJACK
Kanes hair grew way too fast, did they rehire brian lee cause hes an experienced fake. I smell a phony kane
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well... UnderTaker has never been the Fake Kane right?... <S style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline-block; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px; opacity: 0.7" class=hash>#</S>MakeUpCoversUpTattoos (https://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23MakeUpCoversUpTattoos)..
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hoorayitsjordan (https://twitter.com/#!/hoorayitsjordan) Jordan B
its the man in the iron mask! oh wait no its kane. just kidding its another fake kane thats not diesel. o_O weirdest raw ending in forever.
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wrestlinnn fansssss
Yeah, he'll probably get a new tron on SmackDown!. They probably didn't want to use the new one because it would have spoiled the mask. (Despite them spoiling the whole angle with the Kane promo............)
Also, I'm not really a fan of the attire overall. Way too minimalistic for my taste. Needs more red.
What is this, the 85th "New Kane" conspiracy?
The Jayman
12-13-2011, 01:03 PM
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BigBadBroski (https://twitter.com/#!/BigBadBroski) #HEEL
I'm here to say 1 thing: the 2nd mask (the one he exposed after chokeslam) had holes for mouth and nose. I saw it, and the face was 'Taker's
12 hours ago (https://twitter.com/#!/BigBadBroski/status/146441648627388417)
lol
At first yeah it looked like Taker's goatee/mouth but then when Kane smiled I knew it was definitely Glenn. Plus he does that pyro signal always the same.
The Jayman
12-13-2011, 01:10 PM
That wasn't the real Rey Mysterio last night. IT WAS AN IMPOSTER!!
"Kane" was definately Man Mountain Rock.
Corporate CockSnogger
12-13-2011, 01:12 PM
Can't believe they finally brought back Luke Gallows!
The Jayman
12-13-2011, 01:13 PM
I'm here to say 1 thing: Rey's mask had holes for mouth and nose. I saw it, and the face was Kerwin White's
#BROKEN Hasney
12-13-2011, 01:41 PM
Wait, just on the off chance it was Mark Calloway, was he the third or fourth Taker?
Jordan
12-13-2011, 01:50 PM
Such an fn great Raw moment. Good book E good book.
XCaliber
12-13-2011, 02:00 PM
Nice to see real Kane back you can tell it's him by his nose and the smile near the end plus no tattoos think peeps forget that Glen Jacobs had a wig attached to his mask for years so he's probly bald underneath again.
jthrottle
12-13-2011, 02:40 PM
I was expecting some sort of Carlton joke from Tony Atlas honestly
Why are we even discussing the possibility of it not being Glenn Jacobs?
McLegend
12-13-2011, 02:45 PM
Jericho is Kane
Corporate CockSnogger
12-13-2011, 02:59 PM
The only reason I can think of that people seem to think it wasn't Glenn Jacobs is the fact his facial hair has greyed out a bit with age. Very obviously him to anyone with half a brain though.
DAMN iNATOR
12-13-2011, 02:59 PM
Michael Cole set rap back 40 years right there.
Not to mention, everyone knows J.R. doesn't eat M&M's...
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The Jayman
12-13-2011, 03:04 PM
Why are we even discussing the possibility of it not being Glenn Jacobs?
Because fuckwits on twitter tried to bring doubt
DAMN iNATOR
12-13-2011, 03:07 PM
Because fuckwits on twitter tried to bring doubt
Biscuits and brimstone...
DAMN iNATOR
12-13-2011, 03:09 PM
Also, hated that fucking tease of what turned out to be a KoTR DVD...thought they were gonna announce a new tourny for sometime in the near future, but no such luck. :'(
Corporate CockSnogger
12-13-2011, 03:19 PM
Oh, forgot about Triple H's promo. Hinted at them going at it again at this wrestlemania.
I don't like the fire pattern on his tights #unimportantthingsthatImallowedtobitchaboutnowandagain
rest looks "pretty great" though
Pretty sick return. What really makes the theme, apart from being a mix of his first two and his most recent theme, is hearing Kane screaming in the background just as he appeared in the red/purple smoke.
Razzamajazz
12-13-2011, 04:32 PM
5 months of growing his hair = WIG
Cool King
12-13-2011, 06:05 PM
I'm sure Kane's attire will change.
The majority of the time when a wrestler changes their look, their attire isn't exactly the finished product, so to speak.
For example, when The Miz started wearing trunks, he just had a generic yin yang tribal flame design on them. Then about two or three weeks later, he began using the design that he has now.
And when Chris Jericho changed to trunks, the design just basically consisted of lines. Then he changed it about month later to a sparkly emblem which said "Jericho" on it and that went around his trunks to create a unique design. He had that until 2010.
So if Kane is to change the design of his attire, I'd expect it to happen between TLC and The Royal Rumble. If he doesn't, then what he wore on Raw will most likely be his attire for a while.
DAMN iNATOR
12-13-2011, 06:09 PM
What a great match.
First Ziggler steals Ryder's HDMI cable and now his Slammy award
Yeah, nice how they played up, even if they basically did admit on national television that they're gonna have Ziggles (i.e. Morrison's old nickname for DZ) drop the belt to Ryder like a hot potato come Sunday. CAN'T WAIT!!! :D
Rock Bottom
12-13-2011, 06:17 PM
i can see how he mixed up them two they are brothers irl after all fuck bitches get money
That outer mask was pretty damn impressive too, with the mirrors around the eyes. Honestly thought of War Machine first.
Triple Naitch
12-13-2011, 07:39 PM
I fell asleep during Raw last night and woke up with Kane in the ring. Swore I was dreaming.
Mr. C
12-13-2011, 09:46 PM
I'm sure Kane's attire will change.
The majority of the time when a wrestler changes their look, their attire isn't exactly the finished product, so to speak.
So if Kane is to change the design of his attire, I'd expect it to happen between TLC and The Royal Rumble. If he doesn't, then what he wore on Raw will most likely be his attire for a while.
His costume was a mess. Hopefully, they fix that by next Monday. Looked alright from the neck up, but everything else was crap. He could’ve gotten by with a black singlet/tights, sorta Undertaker-esque.
Blakeamus
12-13-2011, 09:49 PM
On the night that I was like "Meh, another Cena main event match" and went to bed early, and find out 5 mins ago that KANE returned at the end of fucking RAW...you can just imagine my disappointment.
His costume was a mess. Hopefully, they fix that by next Monday. Looked alright from the neck up, but everything else was crap. He could’ve gotten by with a black singlet/tights, sorta Undertaker-esque.
I'm pretty sure that's the idea they were going for... Instead of a skull thingy on his tights, he has flames.
I don't mind the top half too much and the "Y Incision" design is a nice twist to his old attire but the tights look so cheap.
addy2hotty
12-14-2011, 02:54 PM
kaner it easy
Mooияakeя™
12-14-2011, 06:49 PM
Looks well slimmer.
WTF is Project Fusion.
#1-norm-fan
12-14-2011, 07:09 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/imagecache/gallery_photo/photo/image/2011/12/RAW_968_Photo_126.jpg
Not liking the fire on the leg tbh...
Is he gonna get a new titantron d'ya reckon?
Yeah, I don't know. The fire on the leg is kinda weird as the rest of the costume is kinda "unprofessional" looking and thus creepier.
The mask is awesome though and I hope he keeps the second mask and just takes it off before matches ala Vader. I like it.
Lock Jaw
12-14-2011, 07:14 PM
Kinda reminds me of The Christmas Creature
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Sr7UPxv65aI/AAAAAAAAAo8/hh_6zZhozkU/s320/christmas+creature.jpg
Mooияakeя™
12-14-2011, 08:01 PM
He did kinda walk like Taker tho watching it back. lol. and as I said, well fucking slimmer. Jacobs has been on a diet big time.
He has his gut covered with spandex and black is slimming, so...
Mr. C
12-15-2011, 02:36 AM
Yeah, I don't know. The fire on the leg is kinda weird as the rest of the costume is kinda "unprofessional" looking and thus creepier.
They could've done a much better job.
I'm pretty sure that's the idea they were going for... Instead of a skull thingy on his tights, he has flames.
I meant all black tights, with no logo, pattern, symbol, etc. It would look pretty sweet if his singlet and tights were all black, since his mask is all red.
Then he'd look like he just came from Gymnastics. Just add purple leg warmers and he's sweatin' to the oldies.
bigslimjj
12-15-2011, 04:16 AM
Kinda reminds me of The Christmas Creature
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/Sr7UPxv65aI/AAAAAAAAAo8/hh_6zZhozkU/s320/christmas+creature.jpg
He was the Christmas creature I thought.
Cool King
12-15-2011, 04:20 AM
Then he'd look like he just came from Gymnastics. Just add purple leg warmers and he's sweatin' to the oldies.
That just made me think of Ned Flanders thanking God for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and 'Sweatin' To the Oldies' volumes 1, 2 and 4.
Mr. C
12-15-2011, 04:38 AM
Then he'd look like he just came from Gymnastics. Just add purple leg warmers and he's sweatin' to the oldies.
How? If anything, it would look better than the way it looks now.
Are we still talking about Kane's attire?
#BROKEN Hasney
12-15-2011, 05:07 AM
Looks well slimmer.
WTF is Project Fusion.
I've shown too much
Mr. C
12-15-2011, 10:40 PM
Kane now officially on RAW
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw
Good. Now we can stop speculating
His attire still sucks, though.
Only you guys can turn Kane's awesome return and turn it into a 3 day debate about tights
Lock Jaw
12-15-2011, 11:13 PM
I don't like the shade of red. Should be exactly one shade darker.
Only you guys can turn Kane's awesome return and turn it into a 3 day debate about tights
Look is important in wrestling. If Kane came out naked with a boar and a pink mask, doing exactly what he did, would you buy it?
Mr. C
12-16-2011, 12:00 AM
I love the mask. The original looks dated compared to it, which surprised me a lot after I viewed some side by side comparison pics. Looks creepy and resembles burned skin.
His attire is another story. It looks horrible and as if they threw it together at the last minute. I can't believe how they'd let that pass. It looks like someone just used some red thread and stitched it on a top that was left lying around right before he went out, and that flame on the right leg needs to vanish.
Lock Jaw
12-16-2011, 12:15 AM
In kayfabe, I wonder if Kane would really put that much effort into his clothes. I can picture him over a sewing machine, fretting about what people will think of his new outfit.
I don't like the shade of red. Should be exactly one shade darker.
Knowing you, I am not sure this was sarcastic or not.
Lock Jaw
12-16-2011, 12:33 AM
If you know me, then you know I am always deadly serious.
Providence Peep
12-16-2011, 12:34 AM
I think Glenn Jacobs should have come out to the ring looking like this...
http://thejosevilson.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/isaac-yankem.jpg
Remember how well it got over the first time? :shifty:
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He's always had great music, hasn't he?
#BROKEN Hasney
12-16-2011, 04:22 AM
Bar Rob Zombie, yeah.
I even like some Rob Zombie tracks. That one was bullshit though.
In kayfabe, I wonder if Kane would really put that much effort into his clothes. I can picture him over a sewing machine, fretting about what people will think of his new outfit.
Isn't that part of the problem?
Like, if he did throw it together himself, is that what it would look like? Would he put the flames in vivid, pretty colours on his leg like that.
James Steele
12-16-2011, 05:19 AM
I think Kane should use blue flames. Afterall, blue flames are always the *HOTTEST*
Hell, new ringname..."White Hot" Kane McBane.
James Diesel
12-16-2011, 08:08 AM
.....the Insane
Innovator
12-16-2011, 08:49 AM
Hell, new ringname..."White Hot" Kane McBane.
Better than Red Hot
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