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Poit
12-18-2011, 11:24 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q21/Poit-Narf/MBP/daniel_bryan_whc.png

:kiss:

VSG
12-18-2011, 11:25 PM
lol just hope they don't pull a Christian with him.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2011, 11:40 PM
Everyone taps.

Win by pinfall.

BizarroKing
12-18-2011, 11:50 PM
Bryan=WHC
Ryder=US Champ
Punk=Still WWE Champ

The internet has officially orgasmed.

Taker it Easy
12-18-2011, 11:56 PM
Bryan=WHC
Ryder=US Champ
Punk=Still WWE Champ

The internet has officially orgasmed.


http://i.imgur.com/EbMoq.jpg

Evil Vito
12-19-2011, 12:02 AM
<font color=goldenrod>In before Gertner just says "lol he won't hold the belt for more than a month"</font>

Corporate CockSnogger
12-19-2011, 12:03 AM
Bryan
Punk
Rhodes
Ryder
Kofi
Bourne

Smallest set of champions ever. Guess Vince's big man fetish is more or less dead now.

Mr. Nerfect
12-19-2011, 12:09 AM
Bryan
Punk
Rhodes
Ryder
Kofi
Bourne

Smallest set of champions ever. Guess Vince's big man fetish is more or less dead now.

That reads like a really fresh list. Also, Gertner might go as far as to predict the end of the company now.

Xero
12-19-2011, 12:15 AM
The one night I decide to have a fucking social life.

:foc:

Blitz
12-19-2011, 12:15 AM
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Two Indy schmucks didn't do so bad, Eh?pic.twitter.com/pRVMH196 (http://t.co/pRVMH196)

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Mr. Nerfect
12-19-2011, 12:17 AM
Love that. The WWE Championship looks massive compared to the World Heavyweight Title there.

Cool King
12-19-2011, 12:18 AM
https://p.twimg.com/Ag_961WCQAAhzSO.jpg

:heart:

VSG
12-19-2011, 12:19 AM
That's going to my facebook right now

Cool King
12-19-2011, 12:19 AM
Such a nice picture.

Xero
12-19-2011, 12:25 AM
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AJHayes
12-19-2011, 12:25 AM
Gert is probably just finishing beating the fuck out of a teddy bear.

The tears will soon commence.

Lock Jaw
12-19-2011, 12:26 AM
I say have him lose it on RAW tomorrow.

Just terrible.

All I can hope for is that he loses it before Wrestlemania and is not going to be in one of the main events.

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 12:27 AM
Having Punk as WWE Champion and Daniel Bryan as WHC kinda reminds me of when Eddie Guerrero was WWE Champion and Chris Benoit WHC.

VSG
12-19-2011, 12:29 AM
I say have him lose it on RAW tomorrow.

Just terrible.

All I can hope for is that he loses it before Wrestlemania and is not going to be in one of the main events.

Who hacked Lock Jaw's shit?

Xero
12-19-2011, 12:32 AM
No way he's holding it to Mania, but I don't care. He's world champion, CM Punk is WWE Champion. Can't take away from the fact that, at this very moment in time, two internet/indy darlings are holding the two biggest titles in the company.

VSG
12-19-2011, 12:34 AM
Having Punk as WWE Champion and Daniel Bryan as WHC kinda reminds me of when Eddie Guerrero was WWE Champion and Chris Benoit WHC.

seriously. Two of the most deserving WCW-ers and now two most deserving Indy guys. :love:

BizarroKing
12-19-2011, 12:39 AM
I just thought of something.....isn't Final Battle coming up this week?

Coincidence?

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 12:40 AM
It's a little weird (or not) how WWE began paying attention to the Internet, and the product is all of a sudden better.

Xero
12-19-2011, 12:43 AM
The only real difference between Eddie and Benoit and Punk and Bryan is that the former were on a national stage in WCW. They were still the indy/internet darlings, and nobody thought either one would cut it in WWE's eyes.

Don't care what anybody says, without CM Punk and Daniel Bryan there would be very little in WWE today for me to care about. Other things are good, but those two are the ones that make me want to watch, they're the ones that remind me there are guys who love and know professional wrestling in WWE and care for it more than a lot other guys.

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 12:47 AM
The only real difference between Eddie and Benoit and Punk and Bryan is that the former were on a national stage in WCW. They were still the indy/internet darlings, and nobody thought either one would cut it in WWE's eyes.


I meant it in that all four are/were smaller guys who can/could actually wrestle.

Supreme Olajuwon
12-19-2011, 12:47 AM
Gertner is such a good troll that he can get people riled up while he's not even here.

Amazing.

Providence Peep
12-19-2011, 12:50 AM
Having Punk as WWE Champion and Daniel Bryan as WHC kinda reminds me of when Eddie Guerrero was WWE Champion and Chris Benoit WHC.

Does this mean Daniel Bryan is about to send out a bunch of cryptic text messages?

Lock Jaw
12-19-2011, 12:52 AM
No way he's holding it to Mania, but I don't care. He's world champion, CM Punk is WWE Champion. Can't take away from the fact that, at this very moment in time, two internet/indy darlings are holding the two biggest titles in the company.

And one of them even actually deserves it!

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 12:53 AM
Does this mean Daniel Bryan is about to send out a bunch of cryptic text messages?

Is he married by any chance? Any kids?

:shifty:

Xero
12-19-2011, 12:53 AM
Lock Jaw is the Anonymous Wrestling Forum Gertner.

Lock Jaw
12-19-2011, 12:54 AM
Gotta represent The Other Side when he isn't here.

Providence Peep
12-19-2011, 12:55 AM
The only real difference between Eddie and Benoit and Punk and Bryan

The only real difference between Benoit, Punk, and Bryan is Punk and Bryan haven't killed anybody.

Providence Peep
12-19-2011, 12:57 AM
Is he married by any chance? Any kids?

:shifty:

Are the dogs in the enclosed pool area? Is the garage side door open?

:shifty:

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 12:57 AM
Are the dogs in the enclosed pool area? Is the garage side door open?

:shifty:

"The beard has been shaven. The Title is in the kitchen"

Swiss Ultimate
12-19-2011, 12:59 AM
I think you guys are overestimating Gertner's emotional investment in wrestling.

Providence Peep
12-19-2011, 01:02 AM
Did you know Daniel Bryan Danielson has made mention of modeling his wrestling off of the work of Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit in his early career?

http://images.fandango.com/MDCsite/images/featured/201112/Crossface_chris_benoit.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kmIHGDi2Lss/TQnQTV99BcI/AAAAAAAABVM/JzVFOO7-wAU/s1600/4-The-Miz-Vs-Daniel-Bryan.jpg

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 01:03 AM
Did you know Daniel Bryan Danielson has made mention of modeling his wrestling off of the work of Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit in his early career?

Who's he going to text? Who is he friends with?

Punk?

Xero
12-19-2011, 01:05 AM
@peta The dogs are enclosed in the pool area, gate is closed cause I don't want Fuzzykins and Munchkin to get hurt. Left them meat-free meals for three days and plenty of water.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-19-2011, 01:06 AM
Which group had it easier being an indy internet darling or being shit on constantly in WCW?

Xero
12-19-2011, 01:07 AM
At least Benoit and Eddie got to go when they were the undercard in WCW because no one higher up really gave a shit about the undercard.

Swiss Ultimate
12-19-2011, 01:10 AM
WCW put the world title on Benoit when they realized that they needed him. Similar to CM Punk this year?

Lock Jaw
12-19-2011, 01:13 AM
Source: Prowrestling.net

According to sources, Mark Henry was injured during a match with John Cena on RAW last Monday. That appears to be the reason for the title change at the WWE TLC PPV.
The source notes that the injury was “a pull in the groin area,” and tests last week revealed that the injury was more serious than originally thought.

Going into the weekend, WWE’s creative team apparently wanted Henry to be given a lighter workload for the next few weeks to allow the injury to heal. Vince McMahon nixed that and made the decision to do a title change. Most people expect Daniel Bryan’s title reign to be short-lived due to this.

Brian “Road Dogg” James noted last week that Henry was taken to the hospital to “have his ankle scoped”.

More as we get it.

Short-lived title reign = :y:

Providence Peep
12-19-2011, 01:15 AM
Wait, so according to sources, Cena pulled Henry's groin on RAW? Or, was that in the locker room after the show?

BizarroKing
12-19-2011, 01:16 AM
This could also explain why Henry's match with Show seemed so short. Still don't see why they didn't just keep the belt on Big Show though if this is in fact the case.

Xero
12-19-2011, 01:17 AM
Wait, so according to sources, Cena pulled Henry's groin on RAW? Or, was that in the locker room after the show?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdabk9R1c1r8058ko1_400.gif

Providence Peep
12-19-2011, 01:24 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/970/954/BryanDanielson_crop_340x234.jpg?1276366098http://www.ring-rap.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/benoit-2.jpg

XCaliber
12-19-2011, 01:30 AM
Good for him but he'll only end up being a transitional champ and will lose it to this guy:

http://img.poptower.com/pic-19761/wade-barrett-wwe-nxt.jpg?d=600

Juan
12-19-2011, 01:31 AM
According to ProWrestling.net, the reason why WWE decided to book the World Title switch at tonight's TLC PPV is because Mark Henry is legitimately hurt.

Henry suffered what's being described as a pull in the groin area, which he reportedly suffered during his match against John Cena on Raw this past Monday night. After having the injury evaluated, it turned out to be more serious than originally thought.

It's being said that a majority of the creative team wanted to allow Henry to work a lighter schedule in order to let the injury heal, however Vince McMahon was said to be less sympathetic and decided to book the title switch at TLC tonight.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-19-2011, 01:34 AM
Good for him but he'll only end up being a transitional champ and will lose it to this guy:

http://img.poptower.com/pic-19761/wade-barrett-wwe-nxt.jpg?d=600

I approve of this title change, but not yet.

Lock Jaw
12-19-2011, 01:39 AM
He's been built up way better than Daniel Bryan has. I say go for it.

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 01:46 AM
Good for him but he'll only end up being a transitional champ and will lose it to this guy:

http://img.poptower.com/pic-19761/wade-barrett-wwe-nxt.jpg?d=600

Needs more pecs.

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 01:47 AM
I'm already awaiting Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton being announced in the first segment of Smackdown this week and experiencing deja vu...

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 01:49 AM
And if Wade Barrett wins the title, my pick for the Rumble winner instantly becomes Sheamus. Because Sheamus is awesome right now. And I'd like to see him win the world title from a heel at WM.

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 01:55 AM
Speaking of the Royal Rumble...

I wonder if, since John Cena alread has that match with The Rock, it means he won't participate in the Rumble.

Also, while I had a thought come to me where I could see Jericho making a surprise entry and winning in order ro face Punk, I now think it could be Dolph Ziggler who goes on to win the RR. Him losing the US Title quite possibly means that he will enter the main event picture now.

So he'll either feud with Punk now, or they can wait 'til the Rumble and have him win.

Juan
12-19-2011, 02:00 AM
He's been built up way better than Daniel Bryan has. I say go for it.

Are guys that cash in MITB ever "built up?"

Xero
12-19-2011, 02:01 AM
Rob Van Dam.

Aguakate
12-19-2011, 02:01 AM
Are guys that cash in MITB ever "built up?"

Some?

Del Rio, Miz?

Indifferent Clox
12-19-2011, 02:02 AM
I think it was a great build up. I think this news is a red Herring.

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:06 AM
Some?

Del Rio, Miz?

Edge

Juan
12-19-2011, 02:12 AM
OK, so SOME are built up. My snide remark still stands

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:16 AM
... Punk

Edge again

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:17 AM
Jack Sw... um... Kane.

Juan
12-19-2011, 02:18 AM
I clearly remember Punk jobbing to Kane after winning MITB

Also, Edge was already well established as a main eventer when he won the second case

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:18 AM
Barry Horrowitz

Haku

Johnny Polo

Juan
12-19-2011, 02:19 AM
Kane cashed it in on the same night he won it. That's one hell of a build up

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:19 AM
I forgot what we were talking about.

Juan
12-19-2011, 02:19 AM
ok, settle down

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:20 AM
Beaver Cleavage

Tazz Dan
12-19-2011, 02:22 AM
Fuck you guys. Same shit different wrestler. Guarantee when Barrett/Ziggler/Cody wins their first title you'll whinge about that too. Give the guy a chance first to see how they book him/he carries the title.

Xero
12-19-2011, 02:25 AM
Ziggler was already WHC. That worked out so well.

Tazz Dan
12-19-2011, 02:27 AM
That comment is a joke right? Cause seriously, I give you much more credit than that.

Xero
12-19-2011, 02:29 AM
Sort of. Ziggler technically is a former WHC.

#1-norm-fan
12-19-2011, 02:29 AM
But really, build should come before a title win. They've got it ass backwards. The only reason I wanted Bryan vs Henry at WrestleMania was because the David vs Goliath build would have been more than enough to make Bryan the "talk of the town" and thus justify his title win.

Tazz Dan
12-19-2011, 02:31 AM
They could still have Henry chase Bryan to get his title back....

Swiss Ultimate
12-19-2011, 02:36 AM
Very very slowly...

Juan
12-19-2011, 02:37 AM
What with the pulled groin and all

Xero
12-19-2011, 02:38 AM
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Juan
12-19-2011, 02:39 AM
lol

Tazz Dan
12-19-2011, 03:38 AM
What with the pulled groin and all

He can't come back in a month or so and set up a match for mania? Aren't you normally the one going at people for not looking at forward booking?

Juan
12-19-2011, 03:39 AM
I was replying to DeathtotheSwiss' post in a facetious manner

Tazz Dan
12-19-2011, 05:01 AM
MY BAD

Tazz Dan
12-19-2011, 05:02 AM
I actually missed his post all together.

#BROKEN Hasney
12-19-2011, 11:26 AM
No Mark Henry for a bit? Wonderful news to cap off a great PPV.

Corporate CockSnogger
12-19-2011, 11:47 AM
I prefer Henry to Bryan.

Evil Vito
12-19-2011, 12:25 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IGxaXq5g0cQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<font color=goldenrod>Love the huge pop the second Bryan's music hits. Clearly nobody cares about him.</font>

XCaliber
12-19-2011, 12:54 PM
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<font color=goldenrod>Love the huge pop the second Bryan's music hits. Clearly nobody cares about him.</font>

Let's not exaggarate here at least both of his fans in the building went nuts Ryder clearly got the bigger pop at the end of his match wwwyki.

Blue Demon
12-19-2011, 01:14 PM
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<font color=goldenrod>Love the huge pop the second Bryan's music hits. Clearly nobody cares about him.</font>

Why does it seem like a mirror image? :?:

Xero
12-19-2011, 01:14 PM
To get around copyright filters.

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 02:11 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q21/Poit-Narf/MBP/daniel_bryan_whc.png

:kiss:

Did they photoshop his face?

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 02:12 PM
Why does it seem like a mirror image? :?:

Youtube has a system to detect copyrighted works. Flipping the picture so it's mirrored is the most common way around it.

Xero
12-19-2011, 02:12 PM
Gonna suck when they devise the technology to flip their detectors.

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 02:13 PM
A better question is why Big show looks like he's wearing a bib.

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 02:14 PM
Let's not exaggarate here at least both of his fans in the building went nuts Ryder clearly got the bigger pop at the end of his match wwwyki.

Truly is the era of mediocrity.

#BROKEN Hasney
12-19-2011, 02:20 PM
I prefer Henry to Bryan.

I prefer eating my own poop to Henry

Gertner
12-19-2011, 02:21 PM
He's not over at all, he can't speak and nobody gives a rats ass about him. Enjoy watching your ratings plummet WWE.

#BROKEN Hasney
12-19-2011, 02:21 PM
Then again, it does taste like chocolate.

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 02:37 PM
He's not over at all, he can't speak and nobody gives a rats ass about him. Enjoy watching your ratings plummet WWE.

Are you kidding? Noid will be on here posting reports that this was the most-bought PPV EVAR!

Ermaximus
12-19-2011, 02:40 PM
I honestly see Ziggler or Barrett taking the title off Bryan at EC.

Emperor Smeat
12-19-2011, 03:00 PM
He'll probably lose it earlier because after EC is Mania itself and I doubt the WWE wants him in one of the main event matches this early.

He can lose it at the Rumble and then challenge again at the chamber which could free up the spot for the Rumble winner (Sheamus, Big Show, or Orton) to challenge at Mania.

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 06:13 PM
He'll probably lose it earlier because after EC is Mania itself and I doubt the WWE wants him in one of the main event matches this early.

Dunno. at this point, I think the hot dog vendor could ME mania.

Well, not this second, but if you gave him a T-shirt, an entrance theme, five minutes of exposure and a catchphrase....

What Would Kevin Do?
12-19-2011, 08:11 PM
Dunno. at this point, I think the hot dog vendor could ME mania.

Well, not this second, but if you gave him a T-shirt, an entrance theme, five minutes of exposure and a catchphrase....

To be fair, Daniel Bryan only has really had two of those...

4 knuckles up
12-19-2011, 09:30 PM
Hey, Gertner...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GEDoYdFv58Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Evil Vito
12-19-2011, 10:42 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379150_264420196944719_127651077288299_641492_487456198_n.jpg

AJHayes
12-19-2011, 10:50 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379150_264420196944719_127651077288299_641492_487456198_n.jpg

I don't think I've ever been this happy with every title holder. Great picture.

Kane Knight
12-19-2011, 10:57 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379150_264420196944719_127651077288299_641492_487456198_n.jpg

Definitely the era of Mediocrity.

Whatcha gonna do, when midcarders run wild over you?

Gertner
12-19-2011, 10:59 PM
It looks like a Taco Bell employee company picture

Swiss Ultimate
12-19-2011, 11:44 PM
Cody is tall. Shouldn't he be sneering?

Gertner
12-19-2011, 11:48 PM
And the WWE wonders why it's dropped below a 3.0 in ratings. This is pathetic.

Shisen Kopf
12-20-2011, 12:21 AM
Remember when the Godfather's ho won the hardcore title? Or when the living legend Pete Gas won it? In today's rasslin promotion formerly known as WWF, the Ho vs Gas would headline a ppv. Fucking terrible, I like Punk on the mic but his skinny fat ass doesn't have the look of a rasslin champ. And Daniel bryan looks like a hobo w/out a shotgun. Lame.

Mr. Nerfect
12-20-2011, 03:01 AM
Are you kidding? Noid will be on here posting reports that this was the most-bought PPV EVAR!

Um, that's not me, dude. You're getting your sexual conquests confused.

Also, WWE's ratings have been decreasing lately, anyway, Gertner. Mark Henry was no real draw as World Heavyweight Champion, sadly. I honestly thought that was the reason for the seemingly random change before I read about injuries.

Mr. Nerfect
12-20-2011, 03:02 AM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379150_264420196944719_127651077288299_641492_487456198_n.jpg

Great photo.

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:36 AM
Um, that's not me, dude. You're getting your sexual conquests confused.

Sorry, don't fuck autistics.

Also, WWE's ratings have been decreasing lately, anyway, Gertner. It's adorable that you think that's a defense.

Although, if they're going to book shitty programming with mediocre wrestlers and get low ratings, they might as well go all out.

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:37 AM
And the WWE wonders why it's dropped below a 3.0 in ratings. This is pathetic.

Are you kidding? CM Punk is single-handedly putting Raw into the 5.0 territory!

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 11:39 AM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379150_264420196944719_127651077288299_641492_487456198_n.jpg

ROFL looks like a bunch of jobbers who should be wrestling at a high school cafeteria in front of 25 people (except Punk he's good)

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 11:40 AM
10 years ago none of those fags except Punk and possibly Rhodes due to his dad would even be jobbers. They'd be like druids for Taker's Mania entrance at best, but he was Biker Taker so they wouldnt even be hired until Wrestlemania 20 lmao

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:42 AM
ROFL looks like a bunch of jobbers who should be wrestling at a high school cafeteria in front of 25 people (except Punk he's good)

What do you mean, "looks like?"

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:43 AM
Though you could drop the "except Punk" and still be right.

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 11:45 AM
they look. they all look like shitty vanilla (and one chocolate, one orange) midgets

they dont ooze MACHISMO or main event material at all. they are the polar opposite of braindead gorillas like Mason Ryan or Batista but also the same (shit)

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 11:49 AM
How is Daniel Bryan (short little tree stump faggot) or Zack Ryder (skinny legit retard in classic jobber colors) any different than Batista or Mason Ryan? They all suck on the mic, Bryan was horrible tonight on RAW and Ryder is horrible too and can't do anything more than say a three letter word three times.

At least Punk is good on the mic but the dude needs to beef up a bit. At least get to Jericho in his second run levels.

Kofi and Bourne are a poor mans Hardy Boyz (also way worse). Rhodes is kinda decent but he is too skinny and looks like a crazy rapist from the Appalachia. Who is left? Beth.... fuck she might as well be World Champion. She is manlier than all of the rest. But why is she a DIVA champion? I can understand her being Womans Champion but DIVA? If that's a Diva than I guess Kane is People Magazines Sexiest man alive 2011.

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:53 AM
they look. they all look like shitty vanilla (and one chocolate, one orange) midgets

Look like?

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:54 AM
At least Punk is good on the mic but the dude needs to beef up a bit. At least get to Jericho in his second run levels.


But he's straight edge. How's he gonna juice up without the juice?

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 11:55 AM
(And if he's straight edge, I have washboard abs and a fifteen inch dick)

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 11:57 AM
But he's straight edge. How's he gonna juice up without the juice?

I dunno eat better and work out? But he's too busy crying about Rock not saying hi I guess

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 12:01 PM
At least the new generation had guys like Taker, Diesel and Razor Ramon who looked like they could kick your ass to go along with Hart and HBK. But this is all just a bunch of cruiserweights who would probably get beat up by that referee who was juicing

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 12:03 PM
Vince is right. smarks are so fucking stupid they would make the WWE go bankrupt in like six months

imagine if they listened to smarkfags in the attitude era. We would have Val Venis vs Steve Blackman main events.

So fucking dumb.

Ice Cream Bar
12-20-2011, 12:03 PM
ROH is so gay

Kane Knight
12-20-2011, 12:05 PM
Vince is right. smarks are so fucking stupid they would make the WWE go bankrupt in like six months

imagine if they listened to smarkfags in the attitude era. We would have Val Venis vs Steve Blackman main events.

So fucking dumb.

Main Eventing Wrestlemania, no less.

But hey, a flood of people will come along in a little bit to feed the troll and argue that's a good thing.

Corporate CockSnogger
12-20-2011, 01:10 PM
Nah it'd be pretty dreadful, I'm not a fan of Bryan either really, but consistent whinging about these smaller guys in their roles is just as tedious to read as the opposing argument.

Corporate CockSnogger
12-20-2011, 01:11 PM
At least Gertner keeps it interesting though by insulting Cloxs kid.

Gertner
12-20-2011, 01:17 PM
She's one ugly skank

What Would Kevin Do?
12-20-2011, 10:39 PM
I love the constant bitching. No one is ever happy with anything. People bitched when WWE did the "same old shit." So now they mix it up and people bitch too. I'd much rather see how this goes, then have to sit through some random combination of Orton/Cena vs whatever heel happens to be high up for the next 3 months.

Also, out of curiosity, how many people here who are bitching about this stuff actually supports the WWE? Do you buy the ppvs? The products? Go to live shows? I doubt you have Nielsen box. And if you do those things, are you really going to drastically change how much you support them because the random DB match on the card has a title in it as opposed to the random Randy Orton match on the card? As it is, the belts are pretty much props anyway, and are really just catalysts for feuds.

Ice Cream Bar
12-21-2011, 05:11 AM
I think what Kevin should do is shut the fuck up. Yeah I support WWE you clown (must be related to Ziggler) I bought a WWE magazine and some PPVs, yeah that's not much but they are lucky I even give them a rating boost every week.

We bitch cause its shit. If America didnt bitch in the 1700s then you would be speaking gay British English today mate

Ice Cream Bar
12-21-2011, 05:13 AM
We need to talk about Kevin

and his shitty favorite wrestlers like Daniel Boring, Ziggles the Clown and Zack "as much talent as a spider" Ryder

Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2011, 05:53 AM
Ice Cream Bar started off entertaining, but then somehow ended up being an even less entertaining troll than Gertner. :(

Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2011, 05:54 AM
I couldn't even read through his last post. So I guess he's trying to be KK, or something.

owenbrown
12-21-2011, 06:13 AM
have I mentioned how out of control the socks are getting in here?

What Would Kevin Do?
12-21-2011, 08:35 AM
I think what Kevin should do is shut the fuck up. Yeah I support WWE you clown (must be related to Ziggler) I bought a WWE magazine and some PPVs, yeah that's not much but they are lucky I even give them a rating boost every week.

We bitch cause its shit. If America didnt bitch in the 1700s then you would be speaking gay British English today mate

Unless you own a Nielsen box, you aren't giving them a "rating boost" by tuning in. Also, you might get some support for disliking Bryan, but disliking Ziggler? Come on. Anywho, happy trolling pal. It's sad that you're pretty much a toned down and less funny version of Gertner.

What Would Kevin Do?
12-21-2011, 08:36 AM
have I mentioned how out of control the socks are getting in here?

I don't think you have, tell me more.

Kane Knight
12-21-2011, 09:05 AM
No one is ever happy with anything.


It's almost like the people who watch and comment on wrestling are a diverse body with different desires or something. You know, a robust group of thousands or millions with individual likes and dislike and who will vote it.

Nah. Wrestling fans are a collective, so if people have issues with both things, it's automatic hypocrisy by the wrestling collective.

And wanting WWE to try something new certainly means they must support this, because anything new is therefore a step up. Thinking what was tried was a mistake or a bad idea is also clear hypocrisy.

Kane Knight
12-21-2011, 09:08 AM
I couldn't even read through his last post. So I guess he's trying to be KK, or something.

You've never been able to read, so he could be "trying to be" anyone.

Making you look retarded requires very little. That a sock can do it is hardly a shock.

What Would Kevin Do?
12-21-2011, 09:14 AM
It's almost like the people who watch and comment on wrestling are a diverse body with different desires or something. You know, a robust group of thousands or millions with individual likes and dislike and who will vote it.

Nah. Wrestling fans are a collective, so if people have issues with both things, it's automatic hypocrisy by the wrestling collective.

And wanting WWE to try something new certainly means they must support this, because anything new is therefore a step up. Thinking what was tried was a mistake or a bad idea is also clear hypocrisy.

Never claimed wrestling fans are a collective. But it seems like most of the people that bitch about wanting something different than the "same old shit" don't want something different as much as they want specifically what they want. People in the IWC seem to throw a fit unless what they specifically want to happen happens. In the end, they seem to be the biggest smarks.

Mr. Nerfect
12-23-2011, 10:55 PM
You've never been able to read, so he could be "trying to be" anyone.

Making you look retarded requires very little. That a sock can do it is hardly a shock.

Lame payouts and irony out the ass. KK is back! But is he back with a mask?

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/regulars/ComicBookGuy5.gif

Captain of Fun
12-26-2011, 06:04 AM
If Bryan is gonna be a main eventer, he needs different entrance music. It was great when they changed it to "Freefall" by Two Steps From Hell, but after like one week they changed it to some really shitty knock off version that sounds worse than a TNA theme.

Dunno why. Can't imagine Freefall is that expensive to use.

#BROKEN Hasney
12-26-2011, 06:10 AM
If Bryan is gonna be a main eventer, he needs different entrance music. It was great when they changed it to "Freefall" by Two Steps From Hell, but after like one week they changed it to some really shitty knock off version that sounds worse than a TNA theme.

Dunno why. Can't imagine Freefall is that expensive to use.

Yeah, that theme was awesome. Still using it on WWE 12.