Official RAW Thread for 12/19/11 - John Cena! Masked Kane is comin' for you, Wigga!

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[James Diesel]

Xero. Find a new chat program, god damn it. Also, find a new god :)

[James Diesel]

And why the fuck is Zack Ryder holding the US title not in your sig?

[Xero]

Because he is not Indyrific.

Dunno about the chat. I've tried looking but haven't found anything free that I can embed and have actual usernames in. TinyChat is the closest thing I suppose, but I'm not crazy about it.

[James Diesel]

He may not be Indyrific but he sure is Broskirific.

Alright, I'll just go buy a new computer so's I can chill with you guys in da chat :(

[Xero]

:(

[MoFo]

Hope they just reveal 'itbegins' tonight, cant be arsed to wait

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whats wrong with your computer?

[ClockShot]

Went to bed early last week and missed Kane.

Hopefully he and Cena will be out first and get the ball rolling on a good note tonight.

[Providence Peep]

I heard Kevin Nash won't be on RAW for a while. Word is he tore his quad while he was walking back to the locker room after his match last night. :shifty:

[Juan]

That would be funny if it wasn't about the millionth time that joke has been made

[Wake Up Call]

Gonna have to DVR Raw. Who the hell wouldn't be watching the 49ers vs Steelers?

[Juan]

lol Punk

[ClockShot]

Nice intro.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol got confused for a second then. Thought it sounded like Jericho's voice at first.

[Blakeamus]

lol good stuff

[Blakeamus]

I'm liking where this is going.

[ClockShot]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol are they gonna keep doing this and get Punk, Ryder and Bryan all in the ring together? Internet will die.

[Cool King]

lol "Spoiler Alert".

[Cool King]

The Internet is currently in the ring.

[FearedSanctity]

So erect

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Great crowd

[Juan]

This is awesome

[Skippord]

the way they keep moving the camera around is making it very hard to masturbate to this

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if they end becoming a group and call themselves the IWC or even the IWS (Internet Wrestling Stars).

[FearedSanctity]

OH THE POTENTIAL HERE

[ClockShot]

There gonna be a fight.

[FearedSanctity]

HOLD UP PLAYA

[ClockShot]

BACK THE TRUCK UP!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yesssssss Laurinaitis

[Cool King]

It's the Red, White & Blue Crew. (Trunks)

[Crimson]

lol Lauranitis

[FearedSanctity]

Orton and Barrett again? OK

Let's follow it with Beth Phoenix vs Kelly Kelly

[Mr. C]

I wish it was JBL in this role instead of Laurinaitis.

[Cool King]

Barrett's knees must be hurting tonight.

[VSG]

Did anyone grab that latest itbegins link? It was too fuzzy for me.

[ClockShot]

Not really digging/seeing the resemblence of Barrett's shirt.

He supposed to be a longshoreman or something?

[Crimson]

I hate these rematches after a ppv..creative team gets lazy

[ClockShot]

A thumb to the eye?

Really?

[el bobbo]

A thumb to the arse.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Barrett is a great heel

[ClockShot]

Did Alicia Fox kill and skin a lion overnight?

[Cool King]

Still no link to the video? :-\

I'd do it myself but you can't really see shit with the stream I have.

[Blakeamus]

it's on itbegins

[Blakeamus]

a weird video this time....the girl speaks

[ClockShot]

What the?

[Blakeamus]

Alicia Fox? Really?

[DaveBrawl]

Poor Alicia, she needs to stick to something more basic.

[Cool King]

What?

[VSG]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYY holiday

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I cannot for the life of me understand why Alicia Fox was deemed worthy of a push.</font>

[DaveBrawl]

What?

Nevermind, I wasn't paying much attention and thought I saw her try to spring off the ropes, didn't see Beth suplexing her.

[Blakeamus]

<font color=goldenrod>I cannot for the life of me understand why Alicia Fox was deemed worthy of a push.</font>

Seemed to me that just had her win so she can greet everyone a FOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXYYYYY holiday....:-\

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Like really...is she only receiving a push because WWE want a prominent black diva in the division? If so, fuck's sake call up Naomi or at least wait for Layla to return. Alicia is horrible and appears to be legitimately dangerous in the ring.</font>

[Cool King]

Nevermind, I wasn't paying much attention and thought I saw her try to spring off the ropes, didn't see Beth suplexing her.

That "What?" was in reference to Beth basically jobbing to Alicia, sorry.

[ClockShot]

Power is out again in San Fran.

[Crimson]

<font color=goldenrod>I cannot for the life of me understand why Alicia Fox was deemed worthy of a push.</font>

Exactly what I thought of Kellykelly before..put out and you get a push!

[Blakeamus]

Cameron Diaz?

[DaveBrawl]

An elephant?

[Cool King]

So it looks like there's no DiBiase/Mahal rivalry then?

We get Sheamus/Mahal instead.

[el bobbo]

Tom Cruise?

[el bobbo]

I wouldnt call this too much of a rivalry.

[Providence Peep]

I really hope the WWE Network has the old school stuff like Prime Time Wrestling and TNT (Tuesday Night Titans), like on WWE 24/7. I know some of you here have no idea what those two shows were, but YouTube them.

[Blakeamus]

I agree. I hope they bring that into the Network.

[DaveBrawl]

I wonder if the WWE Network is going to have any sitcoms. Let's showcase some of that acting talent.

That's So Foxxxy
Loss

All kinds of ripoffs can be done here.

[ClockShot]

Woooooooow. The Wrestling Ringname Generator. Brought to you by Jamster. Not tpww poster Jamstar.

[DaveBrawl]

Let's just hope they don't reuse Little People's Court.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The mentions of past gimmicks are starting to get old now.

[Blakeamus]

GROIN IN PAIN!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Look what you did, Cena.

[Immortal Moose]

lmfao

[Cool King]

"Sexual Chocolate"

[VSG]

AHAHAHAHA Sexual Chocolate chants

[ClockShot]

So which is it? Predator or Rocketeer mask?

[Blakeamus]

OMGZ DEM TIGHTZ SUK!?!?!

[FearedSanctity]

Those CAW tights

[Blakeamus]

Cena can't even take a fall right over the announcer table

[DaveBrawl]

The throat chop actually hurt someone. Never thought I'd see this day.

[McLegend]

Kane is Mic Foley

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[Crimson]

Kane with his new hand smother finisher

[FearedSanctity]

Kane is pro-hate

[Emperor Smeat]

So that is why Kane attacked Cena, he just wanted one of those "Rise Above Hate" shirts but didn't feel like paying $25 at WWEShop for them.

Although he ended up ripping the shirt so next week he'll probably attack Cena again to get the shirt.

[VSG]

I really wanted Kane to scare those screaming pro-Cena kids at ringside :'(

[Blakeamus]

All that was missing was Cena's dog tags...would of been funny if he broke it off from his neck ala Taker/Hogan.

[Blakeamus]

Kane FEELS THE ENERGY!!!!

[Blakeamus]

Rosa!:drool:

[Innovator]

USOS! HAKKA!

[Cool King]

Damn, Rosa didn't get an entrance.

[Innovator]

Rosa is stupid hot

[ClockShot]

:nono:

Ooh. Pyro.

[Crimson]

Rosa lookin good

[Cool King]

I'm enjoying Epico & Primo though.

[FearedSanctity]

Colóns Represent!

[Blakeamus]

Glad that Primo is getting some time on RAW

[Crimson]

This match reminds me of the old legit tag team days with the matching tighties

[Providence Peep]

I'm glad Cole pointed out which one is Kingston and which one is Bourne. I always thought Bourne was the black one. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Just keep that camera on Rosa for the whole match.

[Blakeamus]

One of the Uso's is looking chubby

[FearedSanctity]

WOOO

[Cool King]

Lawler just called Primo, Carlito.

[Innovator]

I wonder if Lawler just sits out there sporting wood.

[VSG]

Rosa :drool:

[DaveBrawl]

I wonder if Lawler just sits out there sporting wood.

You know he does.

[Blakeamus]

COBRA!!!

[DaveBrawl]

Beware Kobe beware.

[Providence Peep]

Whatever happened with Santino & Tamina?

[ClockShot]

The 'Bama Slam?

[Providence Peep]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0q75GAo1Ng4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Cool King]

Stop the shout-outs.

[DaveBrawl]

Don't cry Big Show, no one wants to see a giant cry.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[Innovator]

Josh Mathews, the hard hitting reporter.

[Triple Naitch]

Can't wait for Big Show's push where he finally SNAPS!

[VSG]

He gonna turn heel now, nigga.

[Blakeamus]

SNAP AND DESTROY!

[FearedSanctity]

20 minute main event? Yes please

[DaveBrawl]

Amazing car. Love Rolls-Royce.

[VSG]

Can't wait for Big Show's push where he finally SNAPS!

You mean like how people here expected that for Daniel Bryan?

[DaveBrawl]

I loved the opening, but that may be my highlight of the show.

[Innovator]

I hope Show breaks out a new submission when he goes heel.

[ClockShot]

Yeah okay.

[FearedSanctity]

That bitch

[rob11]

Were those "Fire Andy" chants during Show's interview :lol:

[Blakeamus]

You mean like how people here expected that for Daniel Bryan?

SNAP AND DESTROY!!!

[FearedSanctity]

20 minute main event? Yes please

Well, so much for that. 6 minutes later and still intros

[ClockShot]

LOL!

They're all coming in from the crowd.

[Skippord]

DDP is going to be pissed

[Innovator]

OMG THE E & C DID THAT THAT WAS STOLENZORS

[TheFallenOneX]

Would anyone else love to see a stable with Punk Bryan and Ryder

[Innovator]

:lol: Punk bowing

[Mr. Pierre]

I don't want Big Show to turn heel. It would make sense for him to, but I just think he works best as a face. He's been one of their best wrestlers for a while. Really underrated

[Blakeamus]

haha this is gonna be great

[Innovator]

THIS IS PUNK'S STABLE THEN THEY'LL SNAP AND BECOME BADASS SUBMISSION MACHINES WHO PLAY BY THEIR OWN RULES.

DISCIPLINE.

[FearedSanctity]

Now where the hell are Hero and Claudio with the tag titles?

[Cool King]

Just some crew member bolting over the barricade, into the crowd.

[Shisen Kopf]

This show is lacking workrate

[Cool King]

It's the Red, White & Blue Crew. (Trunks)

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/1833/rwb.png

[Blakeamus]

YES!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The IWC's greatest hour.</font>

[Blakeamus]

Good RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

great match and ending.

The IWC wins again.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Could not stop smiling at that ending.</font>

[Cool King]

I missed the ending.

My stream froze but I still got the audio.

I heard Cole asking "Why?", so I'm assuming Punk, Ryder & Bryan stood on top of the announce table and gloated to Cole or something along those lines?

[Blakeamus]

<font color=goldenrod>Could not stop smiling at that ending.</font>

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SP7_3WA9s9I/AAAAAAAAFFs/tPxifLv19K4/s400/funny-pictures.jpeg

[Blakeamus]

I missed the ending.

My stream froze but I still got the audio.

I heard Cole asking "Why?", so I'm assuming Punk, Ryder & Bryan stood on top of the announce table and gloated to Cole or something along those lines?

Just Punk

[jerichoholicninja]

Del Rio looked hurt at the end. He told the ref something, ref told Punk and Bryan and there was help in the ring right away. It was never mentioned or shown. He didn't look like he got hurt at all.

[Innovator]

Ref tossed the x up for Del Rio at the end

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bryan must've snapped while being a badass submission machine

[Innovator]

Bryan must've snapped while being a badass submission machine
Did you notice how many rules of various other individuals he was playing by? NONE.

[Gertner]

Was Daniel Bryan allowing nonsense, or was he no-nonsense?

BTW, can't wait for the 2.7 rating this disaster will draw.

[DaBrasko]

Negative Nancy.

[Lock Jaw]

Beth Phoenix is having a FOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYY holiday:

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg878/scaled.php?tn=0&server=878&filename=uxrua.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

[#1-norm-fan]

HAH! Holy Hell, Alicia Fox is awful.

[#1-norm-fan]

I understand every diva has to hold the divas title at some point but there's gotta be a limit... jeez.

[Lock Jaw]

She already held it.

TIME TO PUSH AJ. :y:

WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



Just applied deodorant with the cap still on. Didn't realize until the second underarm.

16 Dec (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/147740213421146112)

[#1-norm-fan]

She already held it.

Holy shit, I think I remember that now that you mention it.

Also, was there no better way they could make Cena's shirt easy to tear without having the incredible noticable cut at the top during a promo where the camera was in a close up of his face/the top of his shirt? lol.

[#1-norm-fan]

Beware, Kolby. Beware.

I love Santino. The WWE needs more designated jobbers so Santino doesn't have to be one.

[RaginRonic]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409392_345152622165876_163051950375945_1579215_155184608_n.jpg

A rare sight indeed.

[DaVe]

Pretty cool.

[KIRA]

And with that last telling photo shot the IWC is rushed to the nearest hospital due to lts Erection lasting more than 4hrs and causing crippling pain.

[Juan]

Alberto Del Rio and Beth Phoenix were both injured at Monday's WWE RAW Supershow from Philadelphia.

Del Rio was carried out of the building by trainers after Raw went off the air. There was some fear that he may have suffered a groin injury, but after being checked out by WWE trainers, he's said to be doing alright. He's not expected to miss any ring time, despite some soreness.

Beth Phoenix has a nasty lump on the side of her face folowing her match with Alicia Fox. At this time, it's unclear at what point in the match the injury takes place, but it looks like she has a golf ball sticking out of her right temple

[Mr. Nerfect]

Glad that Alberto Del Rio's injury is not too bad. I was sort of hoping that RAW's result would lead to be a big non-title victory against him for Daniel Bryan on SmackDown! this week.

[Ice Cream Bar]

Alberto Del Rio

[Juan]

Lord

[Cool King]

Beth Phoenix has a nasty lump on the side of her face folowing her match with Alicia Fox. At this time, it's unclear at what point in the match the injury takes place, but it looks like she has a golf ball sticking out of her right temple

I've just watched the match again and the only thing that went near Beth's face was Alicia's finisher.

It looked like she botched it and hurt Natalya with it on SmackDown and now she's hurt Beth. Maybe she'll be told to change it. :-\

[Ice Cream Bar]

I hope Beth and Kelly get double jobbed to TNA. Sick of those bitches facing each other every week. Alicia needs to bury da bitch in a FOX HO...le

[ace3025]

Glad that Alberto Del Rio's injury is not too bad. I was sort of hoping that RAW's result would lead to be a big non-title victory against him for Daniel Bryan on SmackDown! this week.

This. I think Del Rio needs to go back to smackdown for a little while. Have a solid feud with bryan. I like Del Rio but he just seems a little overwhelmed on RAW.

And if theyre going to keep these 6 in the title pictures I would have Del Rio-Bryan, Punk-Ziggler, and Ryder-Miz.

I know Miz is bigger than the US title, but it makes sense for this feud. Miz claims to be the "must see" superstar, and Ryder is the guy people cant get enough of yet. Miz, although fairly new himself, would be a great way to give ryder that legit feel. And mis isnt above people others over (riley) and he seems to get more heat when he loses.

Punk-ziggler.......just do it!!

[Ice Cream Bar]

Miz should go to Smackdown not Del Rio. Miz can feud with Bryan make that the Mania match or a triple threat with Orton. Miz is just going to Chris Jericho circa 2004 on RAW. Del Rio on RAW at least is an aggressive beast.

As for Ziggles the Clown facing Punk.... ROFL nigga gimme some of that kool aid. Ziggles should go to Jakked back in 2000 so he can job to Scotty 2 fuckin Hotty

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty solid RAW last night despite there not being a whole lot going on other than the "big" title wins/retention. I don't mean to be this guy, but I'll just come right out and say it: I honestly do not understand the big deal and the love of Daniel Bryan. Sure he's a huge internet sensation and he'd been around the minor leagues 13 years before making it to WWE. Like Cole said, though, anyone with enough luck can make it to WWE, win some stupid briefcase and cash it in on a defenseless guy who's out cold.

Other than that, only gripe I have is with King making that awful and uncalled for joke about 'Swog having "low elf-esteem" after he kissed Vickie backstage. :n:

[Ice Cream Bar]

i thought it was hilarious. should made the same joke about some of the other midgets on RAW (Bryan, Ryder etc)

[Fox]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409392_345152622165876_163051950375945_1579215_155184608_n.jpg

A rare sight indeed.

It's a new day in the WWE.

[Gertner]

Yes it's a day where the WWE said to itself "we don't care about making money or ratings"

[DAMN iNATOR]

i thought it was hilarious. should made the same joke about some of the other midgets on RAW (Bryan, Ryder etc)

No, it was a pathetic attempt by King to be funny by insulting Vickie (boy, that sure never gets old! :roll:) through her interaction backstage with Hornswoggle and it was in poor taste, IMHO.

[Ice Cream Bar]

the only poor taste here is Gertner's pussy

[Triple Naitch]

Good show, but you can tell the writers go on vacation after the last ppv of the year.

[Dukelorange]

I hope Beth and Kelly get double jobbed to TNA. Sick of those bitches facing each other every week. Alicia needs to bury da bitch in a FOX HO...le

With AJ and Katlym around they should use them... or at least give Naomi Night a call up

[Indifferent Clox]

If you don't know what the big deal.is about Bryan, you've never seen much danielson.

[Lock Jaw]

What he did as Bryan Danielson matters diddly squat. What matters is what he has done as Daniel Bryan.

[Cool King]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhgtfF32s1r5ymzxo1_500.jpg

[Cool King]

I thought this was the "100,001" Replies" thread.

Well, the original pictures is in this thread, so I'll just leave that one here.

[Gertner]

If you don't know what the big deal.is about Bryan, you've never seen much danielson.

I'm sure what Danielson did in the bush leagues matters a lot.

[Gertner]

Raw scored a 2.92 rating.

There ya go. Smark shit = no ratings.

[Shadrick]

Gertner, your logic is flawless. The only thing that goes into a Raw rating is who the champions are. There are no other factors. Interesting storylines, coming out of a PPV without their top guy even being mentioned, Michael Cole being annoying, all those things don't matter. Ryder winning the belt and DB winning the belt means that people stop watching. You should write for WWE since you seem to have it all together.

[Gertner]

I'll submit my resume. Can I use you as a reference?

[Lock Jaw]

I would like to see Gertner write for WWE. I think the results would make for compelling TV.

[Shadrick]

I'll submit my resume. Can I use you as a reference?

No, you may not.

[Swiss Ultimate]

WWE Raw (http://tvbythenumbers.com/tag/wwe-raw-ratings)'s (http://tvbythenumbers.com/tag/wwe-raw-ratings) regular two episodes averaged 1.6 and 1.6 adults 18-49 ratings respectively, vs. last week's 1.8 and 1.6. (http://tvbythenumbers.com/tag/wwe-raw-ratings)
(http://tvbythenumbers.com/tag/wwe-raw-ratings)
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/20/monday-cable-ratings-49erssteelers-powerful-even-with-outages-pawn-stars-closer-rizzoli-isles-ridiculousness-wwe-raw-much-more/114221/

Monday'sRaw television show scored a 2.92 rating, down from the 3.0 (rounded up) rating that the Slammy Awards version of the show drew in the traditional two hour time slot. averaged 4.428 million viewers in the first hour, and 4.169 million in the second hour.

http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publish/WWE/article10022424.shtml

It appears that not even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson can save the WWE from their poor PPV numbers. On Tuesday, the WWE released their preliminary estimates for Survivor Series which featured The Rock's return to the ring for the first time in over 7 years. According to a Wednesday December 21st report by PWTorch.com, Survivor Series did about 280,000 PPV buys. In comparison to the previous two years, it's a slight increase as the WWE did 244,000 in 2010 and 235,000 in 2009.
The Rock fails to improve PPV buys, WWE releases numbers for Survivor Series (http://www.examiner.com/fight-sports-in-national/the-rock-fails-to-improve-ppv-buys-wwe-releases-numbers-for-survivor-series)

[Blakeamus]

Hey...atleast theres an increase.:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really wish Cena would have acted a little more afraid of Kane. That dentist crack was completely unnecessary.

[Lock Jaw]

But CM Punk makes inside references! So if John Cena does it, its still cool, right?!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

[DaveBrawl]

The look he gave after Kane tore his shirt off gave me the impression Kane had violated him on the announce table.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The sell was as fine as a Cena sell will be, but his bullshit on the mic sounded like he was trying to make Kane sound like a little punk bitch. Uncalled for when you have a returning monster in dire need of credibility if this last push is going to work at all.

[OldSchoolFan]

Other than that, only gripe I have is with King making that awful and uncalled for joke about 'Swog having "low elf-esteem" after he kissed Vickie backstage. :n:

It looked to me like he made a funny face after saying it like he was told to say and realized how stupid it was.

[Xero]

The sell was as fine as a Cena sell will be, but his bullshit on the mic sounded like he was trying to make Kane sound like a little punk bitch. Uncalled for when you have a returning monster in dire need of credibility if this last push is going to work at all.

Not that it really matters. The more I think about it, the more I believe that Kane's only back to build Cena up as a threat for Mania.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You're probably right. I keep forgetting that it's about that time.