If Duke Nukem was a real person...

[Iop]

How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

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http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/2kgames/dukenukemforever/Duke-Nukem-Forever-1.jpg

[VSG]

Eh why would I watch movies/play games with him when I can use him to get the ladies?

[Jura]

He'd probably be an asshole.

[Xero]

He would probably be in prison for rape.

[Jura]

Then break out of prison and get thrown back in for escaping prison and killing people.

[Iop]

He would probably be in prison for rape.
why? hes the kind of guy women actually WANT

[Extreme Angle]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0pjsrgJp1qitc16o1_500.jpg
No chance would I hang out with him...

[Iop]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0pjsrgJp1qitc16o1_500.jpg
No chance would I hang out with him...

cool, why not? I mean thats a guy who looks like duke nukem but I dunno if he thinks like Duke Nukem. I didnt mean hang out with a guy who looks like Duke Nukem, I meant hang out with Duke Nukem himself, a guy who thinks like Duke Nukem.

[Kane Knight]

Duke loses 90% of his awesome factor if he's no longer able to carry 9 tons of guns and punch aliens to death.

[Sixx]

How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)

?

http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/2kgames/dukenukemforever/Duke-Nukem-Forever-1.jpg

He's not Duke Nukem, then.

[Jura]

Douche Nukem

[Xero]

He'd probably be a pretty big tool, honestly. Probably show up on Jersey Shore at least once.