Somebody Call My Mama

[APWFAN69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4zsE6fU9_U

[Shisen Kopf]

That's not embedded. Fail.

[Theo Dious]

That's not embedded. Fail.

Did you say "making fuck?"

[FearedSanctity]

Delivering what the people came here to see

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[Xero]

http://www.hasbrodusclaydebutedyet.com/

[#1-norm-fan]

You should put spoiler in the title.

Not because I give a fuck about the spoiling, I just want people to see the title and think that Ernest Miller returned on Raw.

[Xero]

lol

[Lock Jaw]

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Brodus Clay is no Ernest "The Cat" Miller.

[Lock Jaw]

I would like it if every week Brodus Clay came out to a different ridiculous gimmick.

[Xero]

I was hoping that the gimmick was that he had lost so much weight waiting to debut that instead Gillberg comes out dressed in a singlet.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I can't stop watching his segment. It's mesmerizing.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

I was hoping that the gimmick was that he had lost so much weight waiting to debut that instead Gillberg comes out dressed in a singlet.

lol. A Brodus Clay-sized singlet hanging off his body as if he had never taken it off throughout the weight loss.

[Droford]

I want Ernest Miller to comeback and be his manager, otherwise fuck the WWE for recycling his music even though 99% of the fans won't even figure that out.

[Wishbone]

Not sure how this makes me feel... I was laughing when it happened, but a part of me wanted to also cry.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Brodus made me believe in Disco again...

[crazeewhiteboi]

This was horrible. Why put off his return for that? I just lost 5 minutes of my life I will never get back after watching that. smh...

[weather vane]

I liked all the sounds he made when he wrestled. He reminds me of Akeem and I loved Akeem haha.

[Kapoutman]

Well at least it's different. I liked it.

[Juan]

I'd much rather this than a "Unstoppable Monster #233" gimmick

[#1-norm-fan]

I like how Laurinaitis told Otunga last time he was on the phone with Brodus that the longer he waited to debut him, the angrier of a monster he would be when he does debut.

And then The Funkasaurus debuts. lol

[Razzamajazz]

somebody call my mamaaa.....somebody call my mamaaaa

[Nark Order]

Lol sweet holy mother of funk

[Lock Jaw]

I've got the song stuck in my head.

Actually, I've got Tazz singing the song stuck in my head.

[Avenger]

That was good.

WWE needs a decent comedy character.

Good gimmick - Clay will get it over.

[Tazz Dan]

Benoit killed the wig

[RiX1024]

I would like it if every week Brodus Clay came out to a different ridiculous gimmick.

Would be funny. I still think it's total nonsense IMO. again it's only first impressions.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I would like it if every week Brodus Clay came out to a different ridiculous gimmick.

That was my original thought on it. I loved the funkasaurus though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When I first saw this I thought "oh shit" they are burying him for that tweet where he said he was going over Jomo as his last match.

The crowd seemed to go for it so I hope this sticks. Funkasaurus!

[whiteyford]

It makes him stand out if nothing else. Glad they didnt lumber him with "unstoppable monster #233" as a gimmick at least this has potential to get over and develop.

[Xero]

Expectation:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkb0rPnwZ1qzpwt1.jpg
"You gonna get raped."

Reality:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkg1i21zg1qalv4a.gif
"You gonna get funked."

[Supreme Olajuwon]

funked in the ass

[Y2Ant]

is it just me or does he look a lot like Kris P Lettus?

[Captain of Fun]

This was fantastic. The WWE needs more characters.

SUPLEX BABY! SUPLEX!

[#1-norm-fan]

The girls with him were Naomi and Ariane Andrews from FCW.

You may remember Ariane as the first contestant eliminated from Tough Enough. Her new favorite match of all time is surely Funkasaurus vs Curt Hawkins.

[JKWJRMON]

I like how Laurinaitis told Otunga last time he was on the phone with Brodus that the longer he waited to debut him, the angrier of a monster he would be when he does debut.

And then The Funkasaurus debuts. lol

Great Point!

[FourFifty]

Are they serious? They have this monster from NXT who could have gone from a loser on NXT to the FCW for a cup of coffee and back to the main roster... so they take him out, hype him up as a monster, to have Fat Funk come out?

[Avenger]

It might be cool if it turned out that Laurinaitis forced the gimmick on him and he eventually gets really pissed and turns into that monster.

[FourFifty]

Quoteth the book of Russo.

[CSL]

bollocks

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn people, can a big man have a gimmick that isn't stereotypical for once!? Jesus Christ!

[Xero]

Is Brodus Clay black? I can't tell.

[FourFifty]

I bet they were getting shitfaced and watching old Rikishi tapes when they came up with this gimmick for Fat Funk.

[Lock Jaw]

OHHHHHHH BRODUS YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FUNKY.

[Razzamajazz]

brodus is the modern day mabel, with an amish beard

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They definitely need The Cat to make a guest appearance at the rumble. Dance offffff.

[The Jayman]

Curt Hawkins got funked up

[FourFifty]

Speaking of Hawkins (as his name is mentioned a little less around here than Barry Horowitz) what's up with his cane?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

He's still a monster. He's just a monster that likes to dance.

Nothing about his funky gimmick says "hey, this guy is a joke" or "hey, this guy couldn't serious fuck you up."

[What Would Kevin Do?]

He's still a monster. He's just a monster that likes to dance.

Nothing about his funky gimmick says "hey, this guy is a joke" or "hey, this guy couldn't serious fuck you up."

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's true. Rikishi got a main event push wearing a thong for crying out loud. It can be done.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah. It's actually a completely realistic gimmick. Not really far-fetched or anything. The guys just got a personality.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah and the gimmick gives him room down the line to SNAP AND TURN HEEL

[Ermaximus]

Anyone know what happened to Lamont? He'd be solid as Brodus Clay's cohort.

[Emperor Smeat]

Speaking of Hawkins (as his name is mentioned a little less around here than Barry Horowitz) what's up with his cane?

He used it to help walk around when he claimed to be "injured" but now just has it as part of his gimmick where he either uses it as a weapon or when threatening people.

[VSG]

That was so glorious :rofl:

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Around 5:09

[Xero]

What is it with WWE's obsession with fat guys in red?

[Poit]

http://www.edinformatics.com/inventions_inventors/Kool-AidMan.jpg

[jcmoorehead]

Yeah and the gimmick gives him room down the line to SNAP AND TURN HEEL

And become a 'badass submission machine™'?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like it. I like it a lot.

[Captain of Fun]

And become a 'badass submission machine™'?


Or a vending machine.

[wwe2222]

I quite enjoyed that.

[St. Jimmy]

is it just me or does he look a lot like Kris P Lettus?

2nd

[Hanso Amore]

I am a big fan of these ladies.

One on the left has got DAT ASS

[Hanso Amore]

When is he going to put his mask back on?

[tjmidnight420]

Needs more of The Cat. All I could think of was how everything was there except The Cat.

[screech]

I love this.

[JimmyMess]

Partial Source: Pwinsider

– The internal reaction to Brodus Clay’s debut at RAW last night was positive. Officials felt that the gimmick got over how they wanted it to.

They wanted it to be retarded? Hilarious.... but retarded? Lol

[Skippord]

God Dammit that was funky

[Crimson]

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I dunno..Akeem had some sweet hand gestures with his flow..its a tossup

[djoutcry]

Really really really like this gimmick.

Quite possibly the only entertaining gimmick in the WWE(...out of the two?).

Sorry folks, Ryder doesn't do it for me at all. WWWYKI

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I count at least 11 gimmicks right now.

[djoutcry]

I count at least 11 gimmicks right now.

Hm...

Undertaker
Kane (?)
Brodus Clay
Ryder (?)
Goldust
Zack (?)
Sin Cara (?)
Santino (?)
R-Truth [FACE] (?)
Hornswoggle

...shrugs

Brodus trumps them all

[Pintint]

lol actually makes me more interested in Brodus than anything he's done before

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hm...

Undertaker
Kane (?)
Brodus Clay
Ryder (?)
Goldust
Zack (?)
Sin Cara (?)
Santino (?)
R-Truth [FACE] (?)
Hornswoggle

...shrugs

Brodus trumps them all

+
Del Rio
Hunico
Mysterio
Jinder Mahal

[djoutcry]

+
Del Rio
Hunico
Mysterio
Jinder Mahal

and I still find Brodus' gimmick much more intriguing. But we shall see next week.

Hell, I can go ahead and say this, Brodus' gimmick > The Undertaker's gimmick

I never liked the deadman Undertaker gimmick. Not sure why.

Maybe his debut spooked me when I was a kid and forever shunned him.

meh

[Anybody Thrilla]

Brodus was on television with that gimmick for...what, five minutes?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Actually, about three minutes and fifty seconds.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's definitely enough of a body of work to compare it to the twenty plus year career of The Undertaker, I would say.

[Lock Jaw]

I guess his debut was delayed so he could learn the two dance moves that he did.

[Vastardikai]

I want that hat.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It was probably really difficult to find a tearaway track suit his size.

[djoutcry]

That's definitely enough of a body of work to compare it to the twenty plus year career of The Undertaker, I would say.

Glad you agree

[Chuck Jones]

What is it with WWE's obsession with fat guys in red?

I think it may be something to do with the HD cameras in the last few years. I remember it was the reason for Mark Henry's gear change a few years ago.

[Lock Jaw]

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FUNKY'S ON A ROLL

[Volare]

I think Brodus needs a mouthpiece for him. Like it was mentioned in here, a Lamont type personality or something.

[MIZantine Empire]

That was good.

WWE needs a decent comedy character.

Good gimmick - Clay will get it over.
as much as i love the funk-a-sauras, they have a good comedy character already..i may get some flack for this, but santino is gold when it comes to comedy. i love every time i see santino, especially when he has a mic, or backstage

[XL]

Totally not what I expected.

Totally loved it though.

[tjmidnight420]

Undertaker
Kane (?)
Brodus Clay
Ryder (?)
Goldust
Zack (?)
Sin Cara (?)
Santino (?)
R-Truth [FACE] (?)
Hornswoggle


Hey, I'm in to Truth's psychotic escaped slave gimmick, even if it's less interesting now that he's a face.

[Blakeamus]

Watched this over 30 times, can't get enough lol! My Bad!

[Ermaximus]

He gets to squash Tyson Kidd on SD this week.

[#1-norm-fan]

So we're counting Sin Cara and Mysterio as "gimmicks" since they wear masks? lol

[Ermaximus]

Actually, I think Cara's gimmick is that he can't wrestle a match without fucking up.

[Volare]

That's gimmick infringement of Sabu.

[Lock Jaw]

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[#1-norm-fan]

HAH! Awesome. The guy's got "it".

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I like how Brodus is still using his catchphrase from NXT.</font> :lol:

[KaosDarksol]

Brodus clay is my new favorite just due to his theme music

[teamXtremist]

yeah i like the swerve noone saw it coming and somehow brodus pulled it off

[Gertner]

Sooooo fucking mint.

gonna abuse this gif

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/brodusgyrate_130604.gif