Thread Kayfabe

[Xero]

Okay, the rules are simple. This thread is to be completely discussed in Kayfabe. No "inside terms", no talking about politics, no dirt sheet news. You are the average WWE fan in this thread.

The only news you can comment on and post on are things from the TV shows, WWE.com, their Facebook and their Twitter accounts and any other official venue which would be easily accessible to the average fan with internet access.

So how about what Kane did to Zack Ryder and John Cena last night on RAW?

[Kane Knight]

omg h8 cna so much glad kane hurt him <3

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Really concerned that CM Punk is going to lose the title to Dolph Ziggler at the Royal Rumble. Dolph has the strength and speed advantage and is a very good wrestler. Punk is a great wrestler too and he has his karate kicks and his patented Go 2 Sleep finishing maneuver, but Dolph has beaten Punk the last two times they wrestled.

Also, I don't trust the interim Raw general manager. I think he is going to do something to help Dolph Ziggler win the match.

[Kane Knight]

is y2J a vampyr? y duz he sparkle

[Corporate CockSnogger]

haha what chance does Bryan have against Big Show. Nobody can stop a guy his size.

[Kane Knight]

haha what chance does Bryan have against Big Show. Nobody can stop a guy his size.

I know, right? Only chance Bryan has is if someone BIGGER comes and helps him:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/YaoMingonoffense2.jpg/399px-YaoMingonoffense2.jpg

[The Jayman]

Who are the 4 Horsemen and why are they going into the Hall of Fame?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I think we need to have a talk about what kayfabe means before this thread continues.

[Avenger]

haha what chance does Bryan have against Big Show. Nobody can stop a guy his size.

Yeah but his only move's a punch. That's shit.

[Indifferent Clox]

Kayfabe is the belief that what is happening is real. Not a complete ignorance of the product. In this day and age it highly unlikely to meet a mark older than 12 who doesn't have either some mental problem or be extremely new to the product and have no internet.

[Avenger]

Tbh I really hope Cena and Ryder are okay.

No-one deserves that, I know we boo Cena sometimes but Kane is an animal.

[ace3025]

Rock posted a picture of him a gun, I think he might be planning to hurt Cena at mania

[Avenger]

Kayfabe is the belief that what is happening is real. Not a complete ignorance of the product. In this day and age it highly unlikely to meet a mark older than 12 who doesn't have either some mental problem or be extremely new to the product and have no internet.

It's okay, you don't have to post in the thread :y:

It'll still be fun without you.

[ace3025]

Oh, its ok he posted a picture of him lifting weights. They just must both be intense guy. Mania is gonna rule!!

[Indifferent Clox]

OK Daniel Bryan easily beat Cody Rhodes who Randy Orton and Booker t both have had much more trouble beating. He beat kofi, dolph, Evan Bourne, he's beaten punk in the Indies! He has wins over every champion. He may very well be the best in the world. He's not above breaking rules. I could see him using a no dq situation to his benefit and somehow pulling a win over big show. Show has lost to men as small as Bryan before! Rey mysterio! So its not impossible that Daniel Bryan will walk away champion. Its just highly unlikely given big shows mind state. However, you also have mark Henry in the picture... and he has free reign in the match.

[MoFo]

John Laurinitis should be fired by the board of directors! Sick of that man costing CM Punk the win so many times!

[Indifferent Clox]

I didn't think I thought this thread was stupid. I was just explaining kayfabe before we moved on.

[Indifferent Clox]

Yeah john lauranitus. Who is this Guy? He came out with Vince right? Is Vince in his ear do you think?

[Xero]

Yes, you explained something that everyone here knows. Thanks for your useless input and showing that you're nothing more than a mark for being in the business.

Anyway, Kane's a creepy dick.

[Indifferent Clox]

Hey supreme requested it.

[Xero]

Fair enough.

[Indifferent Clox]

Wow way to add a useless insult.

[Indifferent Clox]

Of course I'm a mark for being in The business. If you aren't you need to quit. Its what I've wanted to do my whole life. Danielson is a mark for being in the business. As is cabana and punk and anybody worth a damn.

[Avenger]

Ok ok guys this is ruining the whole thing. Let's just all leave it.

[Kane Knight]

Tbh I really hope Cena and Ryder are okay.

No-one deserves that, I know we boo Cena sometimes but Kane is an animal.

Someone should call the cops on him.

Oh, its ok he posted a picture of him lifting weights. They just must both be intense guy. Mania is gonna rule!!

He's rising above hate, man!

John Laurinitis should be fired by the board of directors! Sick of that man costing CM Punk the win so many times!

I think the Board of Directors are silently behind him. I mean, they must approve, since it's been going on so long.

[Kane Knight]

Of course I'm a mark for being in The business. If you aren't you need to quit. Its what I've wanted to do my whole life. Danielson is a mark for being in the business. As is cabana and punk and anybody worth a damn.

I didn't know backyard wrestling was "in the business."

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I bet the Miz would give Laurinitis a vote of no confidence now.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

When it comes to Raw GMs, the Miz just can't catch a break!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Clox, if you want to win most improved poster, then you need to learn to shut the fuck up

[Avenger]

Do you think all the roster will kick Laurinaitis out too?

[Indifferent Clox]

I sure hope so. The Guy has just crossed the line time after time.

[Heisenberg]

@JohnCena oh oh! it's my bday lolziganz can i haz RT for my birfdayz?? #WWEnumber1fan

[FourFifty]

Who are the 4 Horsemen and why are they going into the Hall of Fame?

That guy from TNA Ric Flair and 3 random jobbers.


Part of me just died.

[Avenger]

I think they used to be referees, I've seen one of them come out to break up fights before.

[Lock Jaw]

Guys, I am seriously afraid of Kane. Did you see what he did last night? First he DISAPPEARED... and then he was stalking Ryder without Ryder seeing him...

I think Kane has some serious ninja skills, and may, in fact, be The Batman.

[The Jayman]

OHHHHH!!! Wasn't he also that old guy in Evolution

[FourFifty]

Does this mean WCW Superstar Steve "Mongo" McMichael is going into the Hall of Fame?

And another part of me dies.

[Kane Knight]

Guys, I am seriously afraid of Kane. Did you see what he did last night? First he DISAPPEARED... and then he was stalking Ryder without Ryder seeing him...

I think Kane has some serious ninja skills, and may, in fact, be The Batman.

Batman? I think he might be Jason Fucking Vorhees.

[Razzamajazz]

this thread is making my head hurt

[CSL]

just wait until the muties really start getting involved

[#1-norm-fan]

This is the only thread I will ever visit again.

[#1-norm-fan]

P.S. Has WWE posted anything about if Eve is okay? She was in the car when Kane attacked Ryder and Cena. I assume she got out and ran away but I haven't seen anything about it.

[FourFifty]

I was cheering for John Cena so loud that my neighbors came over to my place to tell me to shut up. I was all like "What the fuck, Mom! This is MY basement! And we're out of hot pockets! Don't get me the lean pockets!"

[#1-norm-fan]

So no one has read anything about Eve this morning? Kinda been looking everywhere.

[Ermaximus]

So are Zack Ryder and Eve really a couple now?

[Nicky Fives]

I'm pretty sure Ryder held Eve's hand...... she'll be gone for a while like that big WCW chick who got pregnant too.....

[FourFifty]

Botched Spot is such a funny web comic!

http://botchedspot.com/comics/2012-01-09-rosa.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That could not have less to do with kayfabe. Are you intentionally acting stupid or are you for real?

[FourFifty]

For a joke of a thread you're taking this as serious business.

[CSL]

...

[Jordan]

WWE.com is reporting that Zack was indeed injured by Kane on Raw. Personally I hope Zack is able to get better and use his better judgment to help Kane rather than hurt him ala X-Pac in 99. Thing is, if Kane decides he wants Ryder's US Title he can take it, no problem. I mean I like Zack and all but Kane is evil, and we all know the kinds of powers and things he is capable of.

I really hope that Ryder is able to wrestle at the Rumble because I'd really like to see Eve and him together, and hopefully see if they ever did actually go out.

Also does anyone else think that that might not be the "real" Kane under the new mask *which rules btw* Remember when there was two Kane's and they fought? This might be that guy come back to try and taker over WWE again.

Just sayin.

[Volare]

When Zack comes back from this Kane is in deep shit. WWWYKI.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Ryan Clark is an excellent journalist, and I really appreciate all the time he takes into posting credible, well researched articles.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Now that Hornswoggle can talk, do you think that he has a better chance of inheriting the company? I hope so, because that HHH guy is really nasty. He hurt that tall guy, all because of a txt message! I don't think he's been right in the head after he battled that zombie guy at Wrestlefest.

[Avenger]

Who do you think will win the Royal Rumble? Even though Kane has a good record of eliminating people, he never quite makes it to then end. I think that The Miz will win as he will be keen to get into the main event of Wrestlemania again this year. He has really screwed up this year and shouldn't have been hanging out with R-Truth.

I think that if Triple H came back he would win it easily though, but he has a lot on his hands right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I wonder when the next Anderson Family Reunion is. I hope Ole, Arn, Ric and CW can get together to toast Gene.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think that The Miz will win as he will be keen to get into the main event of Wrestlemania again this year. He has really screwed up this year and shouldn't have been hanging out with R-Truth.

More like R-Truth shouldn't have been hanging out with The Miz. LOL!

[Kane Knight]

For a joke of a thread you're taking this as serious business.

It's still real to me, dammit.

[GD]

Hornswoggle has mastered the art of throwing larger opponents from above the top rope.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Hornswoggle has mastered the art of throwing larger opponents from above the top rope.

His brother Shane taught him that...

[GD]

After watching last week's edition of Monday Night RAW, I really hope that Hornswoggle has home insurance.

[#1-norm-fan]

SO MAD WITH THESE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS REGARDING ZACK RYDER!!!!!!!! IF LAURANAITIS WANTED TO, HE COULD REVERSE THE DECISION. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[Brigstocke]

I love how Brodus Clay sits right in the midpoint between Kamal and Rikishi.

[Rollermacka]

I love how Brodus Clay sits right in the midpoint between Kamal and Rikishi.

How can anyone call Brodus Clay's mamma? Isn't he the only living, breathing Funkasuras? It must be hard being the last of your kind :'(