Raw Thread 16/01/12 - Still No Witty Title

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah, so I thought I'd make a Raw thread since there wasn't one. That's all really.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, somebody link me up.

[Corndad]

Raw "If you want to see title changes.. don't look here... Go to the House Shows err... Live Events"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Tonight: Chris Jericho cuts a 10 minute promo on a microphone that isn't working</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>Tonight: Chris Jericho cuts a 10 minute promo on a microphone that isn't working</font>

That would be tremendous.

[Lock Jaw]

Call the thread "Invasion From The Planet Funk"


Eh, not the best actually.

[Xero]

Jericho has lost his voice but has brought along Ralphus, who will sign the entire promo.

Actually, I want to see that now lol.

[JimmyMess]

"Fuck you Perez Hilton, go eat a sandwich"

[#1-norm-fan]

My vote is for an interpretive dance of some sort.

[Innovator]

Can Perez Hilton change a tire?

[JimmyMess]

My vote is for an interpretive dance of some sort.

That's what Brodus is for

[Xero]

Kane kidnaps him as the segment starts and we don't hear another thing about it.

Then he returns at Mania, almost gets Tombstoned but Pete Rose makes the save.

[Tazz Dan]

Again somebody, link please :)

[#1-norm-fan]

http://www.firstrow.tv/watch/102541/1/watch-wwe-monday-night-raw.html

[Xero]

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Innovator]

If Cena/Kane/Ryder close the show, I'm out.

[Innovator]

...after Punk's segments.

[Providence Peep]

"America's Golden Girl" Betty White is 90 today. Think Mae Young, who turns 89 in March, will be coming to the ring tonight to challenge her to a match at WrestleMania?

[ClockShot]

Long Live The Dream.

[el bobbo]

We're going til the world stops turnin' gonna burn it to the ground tonight.

[Innovator]

Foley! Now how will they embarass him

[Providence Peep]

Long Live The Dream.

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/b/b2/Dusty-Rhodes-2.jpg
"If you will."

[Innovator]

Punk and Bryan vs. Henry and Ziggles tonight

[Wishbone]

Really hoping for Xero's idea for Jericho to happen now lol

[Graveler]

Look at that shirt, he's half Mick Foley half Dude Love

[Blakeamus]

Clean shaved Foley

[Wishbone]

Foley looks weird with his hair cut like that.

[Innovator]

Hot crowd tonight. Thank god.

[Blakeamus]

Cool

[ClockShot]

Foley's going in the rumble. Damn.

[Wishbone]

Royal Rumble pick for 2012 right there.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nice

[Juan]

Miami Vice

[Wishbone]

Hey vickie, I think a muskrat died on your head.

[Wishbone]

I love Ziggles so much <3

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ziggler

[Innovator]

Just realized this could be Mania right here.

[Wishbone]

Foley any good at his standup stuff?

[Rollermacka]

Wow, Mic Foley's boobs are bigger than Vickie's

[el bobbo]

Dolph is kicking some ass on the mic.

[Innovator]

Yup, no way is Punk over.

[Rollermacka]

Damm, Dolph was awesome in that promo

[ClockShot]

Damn, Ziggy. Not a bad speech on the mic.

[Mr. JL]

Foley is God... and Dolph holding his own on the mic.. nice start

[Skippord]

lol Ziggler rules

[Blakeamus]

Good opening segment...

[Wishbone]

Punk vs Ziggler for Wrestlemania would have been so great.

[Wishbone]

Turd in the punch bowl?....

[ClockShot]

"My name, is Mr. John Lauranitis......."

[Blakeamus]

Big Johnny on the case

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Johnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Blakeamus]

Boo this man!

[Wishbone]

Johnny Ace needs to do something about that voice if he's gonna be on tv.... sounds like a 90 year old with throat cancer.

[Juan]

wtf was that

[FearedSanctity]

Well that segment just came to a screeching halt

[Immortal Moose]

Good, but kinda fell off at the end

[Wishbone]

It probably won't happen, but it'd be funny if Kofi or Bourne turned tonight.

[ClockShot]

Rocky goes from a badass in Fast Five to some shmuck in this new flick he got going.

Pick a movie genre and stick with it already.

[Mr. JL]

My stream cut out as Johnny came out.. what did he say?

[Wishbone]

Epico and Primo need a tag-team name if they're gonna stick together... maybe... um...

[ClockShot]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wishbone]

How can people think Rosa's hot. I mean her body's nice but her face is kinda fugly.

[Wishbone]

Well that was fast...

[Blakeamus]

I want to get that Royal Rumble poster, lol

[Blakeamus]

HA!

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Juan]

Oh my

[Wishbone]

JERICHO MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

haha

[FearedSanctity]

Aahaha that fucking jacket

[JimmyMess]

Y2trolling

[Mr. JL]

JERICHO loves his new jacket

[Innovator]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUNK, DRAGOOOOOOOOON, JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOO vs. Henry, Otunger, Ziggles

[ClockShot]

Johnny Ace just texted Nash.

Ooooh. Jericho gets back in the ring. How much ring rust will he have, if he wrestles at all?

[Blakeamus]

That will be an interesting main event

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oooh Jericho gonna turn properly tonight?

[Cool King]

lol Jericho.

[Blakeamus]

But I don't get that Otunga was happy to let Johnny Ace know Jericho was waiting outside surely knowing he will be facing him in the match as well...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Could very well see a bait and switch tonight in which Jericho doesn't wrestle.</font>

[Cool King]

I want to get that Royal Rumble poster, lol

http://www.wweshop.com/item/wwe-royal-rumble-2012-poster/search/10-00702

[Skippord]

Jericho's jacket is going to enter the Rumble separate from him and they will be the final two

[Innovator]

Sin City Smackdown, Teddy Long and Aksana are probably getting married.

[ClockShot]

MR. BELDING SIGHTING!

[Blakeamus]

Jericho, his Jacket, and the microphone...will be the final three

[Blakeamus]

Feel the energy, embrace the hate, Cena.

[Juan]

This Kane/Ryder stuff is kinda silly

[Skippord]

#unnecessaryvideopackage

[Mr. JL]

Love the return of Kane. They are making him look like an absolute monster.

[Blakeamus]

I like the edit sound of the pallet cracking.

[Innovator]

GINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Providence Peep]

Is Swagga winning this match?

[Innovator]

Taped ribs solves everything

[ClockShot]

Louder, Ryder. Make us believe it.

[Skippord]

lol Jesus

[Innovator]

LOL Swagger won a squash, bizarro world

[DaveBrawl]

Vickie's crew has the US title market cornered.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol Ryder no-selling Swaggers finisher. Twice.

[Innovator]

CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince) Cranky Vince



BACKSTAGE, <s>@</s>PEREZHILTON (https://twitter.com/#%21/PEREZHILTON) OPENING MY EYES TO THE INCREDIBLE WORKS OF MR. RYAN GOSLING AND HIS INCREDIBLE ABS. BOTH OF US QUIETLY GIGGLING.

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh. Wow, poor Zack.

[JimmyMess]

Uh oh... the internet is going to explode

[DaveBrawl]

Taped ribs solves everything

Makes me miss DDP.

[ClockShot]

CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince) Cranky Vince



BACKSTAGE, <S>@</S>PEREZHILTON (https://twitter.com/#%21/PEREZHILTON) OPENING MY EYES TO THE INCREDIBLE WORKS OF MR. RYAN GOSLING AND HIS INCREDIBLE ABS. BOTH OF US QUIETLY GIGGLING.

1 minute ago (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince/status/159103411424473089)

That another shot at John Morrison?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ace

The next segment is going to get ugly really fast with the crowd. Wow Perez really does look like a bigger version of Hornswoggle.

[Skippord]

God I hate Perez Hilton

[Graveler]

Yeah Eve, you shut your whore mouth when Johnny Ace is talking

[Skippord]

BECAUSE I HATE THE GAYS

[JimmyMess]

"EIGHT THOUSAND MILLION FOLLOWERS!"

[Mr. JL]

Perez Hilton really?

[Cool King]

And here come the boos.

[Providence Peep]

He looks like an adult-sized Hornswoggle

[Graveler]

I give him credit, at least he knew their names

[ClockShot]

Damn. Hilton rocking an old Raw is War shirt. I'll give him a few points for that.

[Graveler]

In the time I took to type my last post, the match end

[Skippord]

well that was pointless

[Corndad]

I can't wait till Heel Jericho shows up in the Main Event lol

[DaveBrawl]

This is just weird.

[Cool King]

"That's not fair! That's cheating!"

Well, that's The Bella's told....

[Corndad]

Mr. MOTHER F'N BELDING in the first row!

[el bobbo]

That was the perfect Diva's segment to piss, make some nachos, and grab a fresh beer. Good job WWE!

[Skippord]

CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince) Cranky Vince



INTRODUCING <s>@</s>PEREZHILTON (https://twitter.com/#%21/PEREZHILTON) TO MY DWARF WARD, PETER. BOTH OF US WISHING MY NEW BFF™ GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.

[Corndad]

Flair does it!

[Providence Peep]

Hey, maybe this will be the night we'll find out the identity of the anonymous RAW General Manager :shifty:

[James Steele]

Please tell me that will be the first, last, and only appearance and/or mention of Perez Hilton in the WWE.

[DaveBrawl]

Flair wins it!

[ClockShot]

Flair makes TV again.

I kinda got a feeling they're gonna get him back for the HOF this year.

[Skippord]

wooo Barrett and Truth

[Corndad]

Barrett?

[Corndad]

lol If that is your real name...

[Cool King]

lol "old git".

[ClockShot]

DON'T WHAT ME!

OKAY! WHAT ME!

[Skippord]

lol holy shit I love R-Truth

[Corndad]

R Truth at Disneyland would be an amazing WWE Network Show

[Theo Dious]

Please tell me that will be the first, last, and only appearance and/or mention of Perez Hilton in the WWE.

Fairly sure it's not the first.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol

[Theo Dious]

And I love how Truth works the "what."

LOL PG reference.

[Corndad]

LOL THAT AIN'T EVEN PG

[Mr. JL]

R-Truth is the f'n MAN

[Innovator]

TEDDY! TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA@

[Theo Dious]

T-LO!

[Skippord]

Teddy Long out to book a tag match

[Innovator]

RAWL RUMBLE PLAYA

[Skippord]

I did not see that coming

[Innovator]

Over the Top Challenge, Teddy going outside his boundaries

[James Steele]

Fairly sure it's not the first.

When has he been on WWE before? Was there a build to this I missed?

[Blakeamus]

Shit I thought we were gonna have a tag team match when I heard Teddy's music hit.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol Teddy not making a tag team match.

[Cool King]

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3254/93917841.png

[Corndad]

Well that kick almost hit something

[James Steele]

Teddy stealing Jericho's fan trolling gimmick?

[DaveBrawl]

That can't be a legal move.

[ClockShot]

YES!

[Damndirty]

Not a bad Raw so far!

[Innovator]

Sheamus's legs are fucking massive

[Blakeamus]

Happy MLK day!

[ClockShot]

I forgot about Cena tonight.

[Innovator]

Cena gonna squash Swaggles.

Cena loves squashing Swaggles.

[Corndad]

I hope he has unlimited texting on his plan.

[Skippord]

It would be kind of sweet if at the end of every backstage promo someone started texting, so it always seemed like they were texting each other

[James Steele]

Hope they actually doing something with Laurinitis's need to text after every conversation with a WWE superstar.

[el bobbo]

Hope they actually doing something with Laurinitis's need to text after every conversation with a WWE superstar.

I think Kevin Nash may be in negotiation with WWE for an angle.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

He's not texting. He's playing Snake.

[Innovator]

This is the Cena Inno can stand on TV.

[Blakeamus]

I need my Funkasaurus fix to make this night complete.

[ClockShot]

Embrace the hate.

[Blakeamus]

Cena with Ruthless Aggression!

[Theo Dious]

Waiting for Kane to show up and say "good job Cena!"

[Providence Peep]

Is Cena embracing the hate?

[el bobbo]

CURB STOMP!

[Blakeamus]

Cena going totally ape shit on Swagger,eh?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

gooooooooooooood

gooooooooooooood


let the hate flow through you

[Corndad]

Cena. Kane came from under the ring last time. Why get in the ring?

[ClockShot]

Yep.

[el bobbo]

http://static.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/edward-norton.JPG

[Blakeamus]

Why is Cena the only wrestler I see that strains to pick up the steel steps everytime?

[Innovator]

Got about 15,000 witnesses to an attempted murder.

[Innovator]

MichelleDBeadle (https://twitter.com/#%21/MichelleDBeadle) Michelle Beadle



And <s>@</s>WWE (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE) I'm throwing my hat in the ring if you need someone to take out <s>@</s>excusemewwe (https://twitter.com/#%21/excusemewwe) It's time to bring the silence to Ms. Guerrero

[ClockShot]

HERE WE GO!

[Blakeamus]

yes!

[Corndad]

OH YEA!!!

[Innovator]

YES! SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!

[Skippord]

can't decide if I like Brodus Clay or R-Truth more honestly

[Blakeamus]

My bad!

[Skippord]

Ok it's totally Brodus now

[el bobbo]

Bring the funk.

[Innovator]

I want a Funkasaurus chant

[Immortal Moose]

lmao

[ClockShot]

Awwww. Poor JTG.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

JTG gets on Raw on MLK Day

[Blakeamus]

ha JTG is still around?

[Blakeamus]

hahaha

[JimmyMess]

Brodus is going to give new meaning to the "Call a Spot" videos on YouTube

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ahhhhh funk it

[Innovator]

So much jiggling. It's mesmerizing.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

SHOULD I GET HIM

[VSG]

Funky's on a roll!

[Emperor Smeat]

Clay managed to out-jiggle last week's jiggling today.

[Cool King]

So much jiggling. It's mesmerizing.

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[Innovator]

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/agnmysB-2Gc" allowfullscreen="" width="420" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe>JUST what i was referring to.

[Blakeamus]

AJ is small

[ClockShot]

The Bellas, Gail Kim, A.J.

I think "The Ladies Man" moniker should be reattached to Daniel Bryan again.

[JimmyMess]

Big Show can give Ben Affleck a run for his money on best crier in show business

[JimmyMess]

Well there is a heel turn for ya

[Innovator]

Crocodile tears

[Skippord]

Big Show totally looked like Lenny from Of Mice And Men after running AJ over

[Innovator]

I hope Cole slowly turns to Bryan's side.

[Blakeamus]

So...Daniel Bryan is a heel now?

[Innovator]

Pyro guy is off tonight

[Blakeamus]

I will laugh if he comes to the ring, and then walks out before Punk comes out....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BELDING

[JimmyMess]

Pyro guy is off tonight

I wonder if he wears a headset... he'll get the Angry Vince

[Innovator]

I'm relieved seeing Jericho on TV, everything is right

[JimmyMess]

THAT WAS AWESOME

[Blakeamus]

In ring gear

[Corndad]

I love that Brodus Clay pretty much calls whatever move he is gonna do.

[Innovator]

Goddamn that is a sexy team.

[FourFifty]

Not able to watch Raw at the moment, can someone PM me any HoF updates? Thanks!

[JimmyMess]

this is so weird.... is punk the only face? lol

[Corndad]

The hell was that Dolph

[ClockShot]

Nice botch.

[Blakeamus]

Otunga looks cut

[Innovator]

Vicky jiggling in the right places.

[Blakeamus]

Ha Vickie claps and her tits jigggle

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>King telegraphing on commentary that Jericho won't wrestle when he's tagged in.</font>

[Innovator]

Jericho is epic on the apron.

[ClockShot]

Otunga looks cut

It must be all the weight watchers food his wife gets him.

[Blakeamus]

??

[Corndad]

Here it comes

[Blakeamus]

hahahahahhhah here we go!

[Emperor Smeat]

ROFL

[Corndad]

Jericho is amazing.

[Immortal Moose]

lmfao

[JimmyMess]

greatest thing ever

[ClockShot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THERE IT IS!

[Corndad]

Shut your mouth!

[Skippord]

I think Punk is on the verge of an aneurysm

[Immortal Moose]

damn

[#1-norm-fan]

Xero you dipshit. Did you just ban me from the chat? lol

[Corndad]

That was a sweet ass promo from Punk. Damn.

[ClockShot]

Johnny Ace is about to snap.

[Blakeamus]

Thought Ace was gonna lose his voice

[#1-norm-fan]

HAH! Angry Laurinaitis.

[Theo Dious]

Awesome ending.

[DrCrawford]

imo that was a great raw.

someone get a gif of funkasaurus doing the jiggle when it showed the replay there was an old guy in the crowd and the face he was making was hilarious

[Immortal Moose]

Awesome ending.

agreed

[BizarroKing]

Damn Ace!

[#1-norm-fan]

imo that was a great raw.

someone get a gif of funkasaurus doing the jiggle when it showed the replay there was an old guy in the crowd and the face he was making was hilarious

Was it Mr. Belding? If not, I'm not interested.

[Providence Peep]

For a minute I thought Foley might have turned on Punk and become an associate of Johnny's.

[Xero]

Really good RAW and sets up a lot of potential stuff for down the line.

And Cena was awesome tonight. I'd like to see that fire in his character regularly. He just looked like a guy who was pissed off to the point of wanting to kill Swagger. He didn't look like a cartoon character.

[Skippord]

I think Big Johnny may have some big rotator cuff issues with how he hit Foley with the mic

[Lock Jaw]

Johnny Ace has snapped! He's going to enter the Royal Rumble, win it, and become a badass submission machine.