Wrestler Tweets

[Swiss Ultimate]

I've been thinking about this for a few minutes now so you know it's got to be a good idea.

Why not highlight tweets by various wrestlers you enjoy or just follow ironically. This thread will show off the smartest, funniest and dumbest tweets from the most well-known internet-savvy wrestlers.

Examples:

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IAmJericho (https://twitter.com/#%21/IAmJericho) Chris Jericho



Getting ready to debut a new character on <s>@</s>aots (https://twitter.com/#%21/aots) ... All will fear the TWISTACUTIONER!!! Airs on G4 Network tonight at 7pm <s class="hash">#</s>attackoftheshow (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23attackoftheshow)

16 hours ago (https://twitter.com/#%21/IAmJericho/status/159420276034121728) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)


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HulkHogan (https://twitter.com/#%21/HulkHogan) Hulk Hogan



Time to take back control <s>@</s>Visalus (https://twitter.com/#%21/Visalus) Shake with my Go then start sipping my Pro,train back and biceps,cardio,sit-ups.maby only 1/2 a cookie.HH

2 hours ago (https://twitter.com/#%21/HulkHogan/status/159636594129764353) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

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JEFFHARDYBRAND (https://twitter.com/#%21/JEFFHARDYBRAND) Jeff Hardy



Myself...Visions ....Imagination....=LYNDAMERA LYNDAMERA LYNDAMERA Ø=Ü}Ø=Ü}Ø=Ü}

10 Jan (https://twitter.com/#%21/JEFFHARDYBRAND/status/156829772910039040) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

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WWEDanielBryan (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWEDanielBryan) Daniel Bryan



I love the Briscoe brothers... here's a great video where they explain the life of indy wrestlers everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnzOZBtyP8Y&feature=share (http://t.co/zt6ECxlu)

23 Dec (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWEDanielBryan/status/150094223151079424) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

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mikethemiz (https://twitter.com/#%21/mikethemiz) The Miz



Best part about Monday Night RAW shows in the LA area??? STEEL PANTHER!!!!

17 Jan (https://twitter.com/#%21/mikethemiz/status/159172095702609920) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

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HEELZiggler (https://twitter.com/#%21/HEELZiggler) Dolph Ziggler



Life Lesson: if a girl cares more about ur internet provider, than you being a good provider... <s class="hash">#</s>THATSADEALBREAKERLADIES (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23THATSADEALBREAKERLADIES)

17 Jan (https://twitter.com/#%21/HEELZiggler/status/159161392858017792) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)


Hmmm...you know...maybe this is a bad idea.

[Innovator]

CMPunk CM Punk
Great day so far. Time to kill it. By it, I mean you.
15 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

[Innovator]

ColtCabana Colt Cabana
I'm hard at work on the perfect wrestling joke
12 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

ColtCabana Colt Cabana
Mickey Mouse + Orgasm = Paul Bearer
14 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

[Volare]

CMPunk CM Punk
Welcome to Bizzaro world. pic.twitter.com/CnJOdxXS
9 Jan
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[Volare]

WadeBarrett Wade Barrett
Watch me on WWE Superstars tonight against Japanese superstar Yoshi ████out. #BarrettBarrage
12 Jan

[Rock Bottom]

I dunno but I got The Rock and Hogan to tweet me by saying markish things.

Paul Bearer has on many occasions too. He will actually have a convo with you. Pretty cool dude.

[Rock Bottom]

This by far my favorite tweets ever though

[CSL]

people can keep their Punk's, Cena's, Rock's etc



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VonMuff (https://twitter.com/#!/VonMuff)



<S style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px; opacity: 0.5">@</S>IamPeteGas (https://twitter.com/#!/IamPeteGas) if you don't still wear one of those sweater vest gimmicks at least once a week, I think my life may now be meaningless <S style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline-block; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px; opacity: 0.7" class=hash>#</S>MSP (https://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23MSP)

2 hours ago (https://twitter.com/#!/VonMuff/status/157604480744042496)Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#) Delete (https://twitter.com/#)


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IamPeteGas (https://twitter.com/#!/IamPeteGas) Pete Gasparino @



<S style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 0px; opacity: 0.5">@</S>VonMuff (https://twitter.com/#!/VonMuff) im stuck wearing them to bed now!

22 minutes ago (https://twitter.com/#!/IamPeteGas/status/157632031117942786)Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Undo Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

saaaafe

[VSG]

PETE EFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIN GAS!

[Rock Bottom]

Did Barret say tw</>atsu

[MoFo]

The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
Kim Jong has smallest ████ in world smaller than hulk hogan on the steroids

[Rock Bottom]

I would love to be the hourly employee being paid to type Sheik's tweets

[Lock Jaw]

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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



How exactly can I get my alarm clock to sing "Go Go Power Rangers"? That or the "Walker Texas Ranger" theme song. Both, equally inspiring.

10 Jan (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/156780285814513665)



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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



I've never been sure if I wanted to have children. Luckily, this plane just landed so ridiculously hard, the decision has been made for me.

9 Jan (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/156519644142907392) (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/156519644142907392)

[Innovator]

WWEAJLee A.J.
Now that I'm older I look at The Magic School Bus differently. I don't think any parent would sign a permission slip for a trip to a rainbow
3 Dec

[VSG]

:heart: AJ

[Lock Jaw]

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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



RT "<s>@</s>AnthonyBourne11 (http://twitter.com/AnthonyBourne11) <s>@</s>WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) I'll meet and get even with you in person <s class="hash">#</s>SOMEHOW (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23SOMEHOW)! " Retweeting this in case this person murders me.

2 Jan (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/154061193080872961)

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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



I hope Natalya and Tamina don't ruin my homecoming with their incessant need, and impressive ability, to beat me to a pulp.

30 Dec (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/152635623424012288)

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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



You know when you almost knock something over and you grab it for a sec to reassure yourself it's not gonna fall?...

23 Dec (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/150372279853924352)

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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/WWEAJLee) A.J.



Well I just accidentally grabbed another woman's ████. Shouted "Oh my God Sorry", & yet continued to hold onto her ████ reassuringly.

23 Dec (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/150373871386759168)
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[Lock Jaw]

Even better with censorship.

[Swiss Ultimate]

WWEAJLee A.J.
Now that I'm older I look at The Magic School Bus differently. I don't think any parent would sign a permission slip for a trip to a rainbow
3 Dec

Holy ████ that's good.

[Innovator]

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jaybriscoe84 (https://twitter.com/#%21/jaybriscoe84) Jay Briscoe @



<s>@</s>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) guess im not cosmetically pleasing enough for street cred either... WHOA My son just took a ████ on your action figure broski!!

31 Dec (https://twitter.com/#%21/jaybriscoe84/status/153216279166193664) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) CM Punk @



<s>@</s>jaybriscoe84 (https://twitter.com/#%21/jaybriscoe84) pics, or it didn't happen.

31 Dec (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk/status/153218339857113089) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

[Robodiv]

The Warrior retweeted my Warrior tattoo about 2 days ago. I marked out with Lulz.

DavidGrimason David Grimason
@
@UltimateWarrior The ULTIMATE tattoo!! a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc…
14 Jan Favorite Reply Delete
Retweeted by UltimateWarrior

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm in love with AJ... and CM Punk.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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jaybriscoe84 (https://twitter.com/#%21/jaybriscoe84) Jay Briscoe



Since we the same age now (for a week) mark thinks he can bark out orders now during the <s class="hash">#</s>DeadBirdSweep (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23DeadBirdSweep). ████ that mother████er. <s class="hash">#</s>Poultry (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Poultry)

42 minutes ago (https://twitter.com/#%21/jaybriscoe84/status/160083176801304578) Favorite (https://twitter.com/#) Retweet (https://twitter.com/#) Reply (https://twitter.com/#)

[Lock Jaw]

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WWEAJLee (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee) A.J.

Kaitlyn is coming over to help decorate my neck brace with puffy Lisa Frank stickers. A unicorn will adorn my trachea. http://img.ly/daT9 (http://t.co/Wjc80UdE)

2 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEAJLee/status/162699569753358336)

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[Droford]

shes even pulling a DDP! lol

[Swiss Ultimate]

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mikethemiz (https://twitter.com/#%21/mikethemiz) The Miz



1st or Last I'm still winning the Rumble! <s class="hash">#</s>MizHeadlineMania (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23MizHeadlineMania)

24 Jan (https://twitter.com/#%21/mikethemiz/status/161676245279588352) (https://twitter.com/#%21/mikethemiz/status/161676245279588352)

[Swiss Ultimate]

Please merge this with the 100K thread.

[Autobahn]

the_ironsheik North korea deserve to get fucked in ass by the world
about 7 hours ago

the_ironsheik The north korea eat dog and raccoon ass for the lunch everyday #teamsheikie
1 day ago

the_ironsheik Scott hall hair look like pakistan inside of ass
2 days ago

[Swiss Ultimate]

Hmmm...intriguing idea.