Caption America: The Thread

[Swiss Ultimate]

You know what to do.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg
http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpghttp://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_9649.jpghttp://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg

[Blakeamus]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg
Jeff Hardy: Bless You!

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg
Sting: What?
Hogan: ACHOOO!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Can't believe Sting didn't say bless you! What kind of Christian is he?

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg
Ref: Oh no, Abyss! You don't know where that thing has been.

[Blakeamus]

Can't believe Sting didn't say bless you! What kind of Christian is he?

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get it now?

[Xero]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg
Well, it was bound to happen. Hogan's back spontaneously combusted mid-match.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg
"HELLS YEAH GONNA GRAB ME SOME TITTIES UP IN HERE!"

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg
Ref: THEM AIN'T TITTIES!

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg
Kevin Nash was very proud to show Triple H his Yoga for Real Guys tips. This stretch is called "The Iron Quad".

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

AVADA KEDAVRA!!

[Swiss Ultimate]

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get it now?

I get it now, because I got it then. It's good.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_9649.jpg
"If he dies we're never going to going to pull off our Boyz to Men cover album!"

[Blakeamus]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg
Abyss: I got ya nose!
Bully Ray: THAT'S NOT MY NOSE!

[Swiss Ultimate]

https://www.rohwrestling.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/photo-gallery-display/roh-1683.jpg

https://www.rohwrestling.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/photo-gallery-display/roh-1607.jpg

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7047.jpghttp://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/knockout/tara/img_1656.jpghttp://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7697.jpg

[Blakeamus]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_9649.jpg
*After referee knocks down Devon*
The Pope: oh yessa massa we gon be gud niggers

[Tom Guycott]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

Jeff Hardy shows everyone how NOT to spell "Jesus".

[Swiss Ultimate]

:/ @ Blake

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://dramaticddt.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cherryant.jpg
Chikara Pro's bukkake night was a splashing success among fans and wrestlers alike.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7697.jpg
Bubba's best JBL impression.

[Drakul]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg
http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7697.jpg

The new Ministry of Silly Walks faction was really failing to get over with the crowds.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg
Jeffs half hearted Tommy Cooper gimmick wasn't doing too well either.

[Innovator]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

Silly Jeff, the Thriller zombie makeup was soooo wrong.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

Sting thought Hogan was joking when he said he got a Depends sponsorship.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg
Hogan: I just shit my pants...
Sting: Are you okay, can I get you-
Hogan: I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!

[Kane Knight]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

Zombie Sting takes a bite out of Hulkamania.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg

Abyss: Turn your head and cough.
Brother Ray: (To ref) You sure this is just like WWE's Wellness policy?

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg
"Huricane Kick!"

[Kane Knight]

https://www.rohwrestling.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/photo-gallery-display/roh-1683.jpg

It's never fun when siamese twins fight.



http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7047.jpg

TNA introduces a new "Hardcore High Five" match.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/knockout/tara/img_1656.jpg

Next on the Wrestling Channel: When 40 year olds think they're teenagers.
http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7697.jpg

"Springtime for Hitler in Germany...."

(Just for you, Swiss)

[Kane Knight]

http://dramaticddt.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cherryant.jpg
The Power Rangers turn heel, taking Rita's younger sister captive.

[Blakeamus]

:/ @ Blake

Yeah, I got neg rep for it...I guess it's still a sensitive subject.

[Droford]

You know what to do.
http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg

Boots To Backs will never trend on twitter

[Nowhere Man]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

Sting is awed by the accuracy of Hulk Hogan's Ric Flair impression.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg

Abyss strictly enforces Impact's new wellness policy, stopping to give Bully Ray an impromptu physical.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

Jeff Hardy uses his shamanistic power to hypnotize the audience into thinking he's still over.

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg

Most people wouldn't think of super-gluing your opponent's foot to your back as an effective strategy for neutralizing them in a match. Then again, Triple H isn't most people.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7697.jpg

Getting kicked in the face isn't nearly as brutal when compared to the fact that Bully Ray lost his right arm in the middle of the match.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7047.jpg

Jesse Neal wasn't sure what surprised him more: the fact that a random wrestler dropped down from the rafters behind him, or the fact that he pinched his butt on the way down.

http://dramaticddt.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cherryant.jpg

The crowd awaits eagerly for her opponent, the giant tentacle-monster.

https://www.rohwrestling.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/photo-gallery-display/roh-1607.jpg

The crowd goes wild for the return of the ghost of Yoshihiro Tajiri, placing his confused opponent in an invisible Tarantula.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

Fan: "I kinda feel bad for stealing Hogan's gear, now."

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg

Ref: "Well, that's just grate!"

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

Apparently, Jeff Hardy's lesser-known female sibling is just off camera.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_9649.jpg

For once, D-Von's kids aren't the dumbest looking guys, wearing red shirts, in the shot.

[Tom Guycott]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_7697.jpg

"Springtime for Hitler in Germany...."

(Just for you, Swiss)


http://cdn.theatermania.com/article/3463/2.jpg
"STOP!!! THAT'S OUR HITLER!!!"

[Sting Fan]

[COLOR=Yellow]http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

Fan: "I kinda feel bad for stealing Hogan's gear, now."




Only decent one in the bunch so far :|

[Swiss Ultimate]

Sting Fan, I question your ability to love and be loved.

[MisterLee]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Triple-H-defeated-Kevin-Nash22.jpg
Kevin Nash impersonation of Dhalsim.

[MisterLee]

Here's some more...

http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2009/1/28/WWE-Action-Gallery-Images-15.jpg

http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kennedy1.jpg

http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/flaircry.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-ggjiS6hBSI/SX1_JFlW6JI/AAAAAAAAAVU/LqI7jsCp__Y/s400/2009%2BWWE%2BRoyal%2BRumble.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DJkbRqvCbxA/TtYKtsJBcUI/AAAAAAAABHc/Mymr9MZau2Q/s400/02_cena.jpg_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/wwe%20funny/RKOpunk/WWE%20Funny/codyfunny.png

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I0ttCJGLH64/TtYK8nbIfeI/AAAAAAAABJU/M0ObuIltVqY/s1600/ortonflairouch.jpg

[Xero]

http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/flaircry.jpg

WWE completely dropped plans for high speed camera integration after seeing this 1000 frames per second shot of Dolph Ziggler's entrance.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/flaircry.jpg
There are few things more painful than having the skin on your chest replaced with leather.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I0ttCJGLH64/TtYK8nbIfeI/AAAAAAAABJU/M0ObuIltVqY/s1600/ortonflairouch.jpg
Flair: Don't cum yet! Don't cum yet!

[MisterLee]

http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/flaircry.jpg
There are few things more painful than having the skin on your chest replaced with leather.

LOL!

[MisterLee]

http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kennedy1.jpg

Anderson's best Triple H impersonation.

[MisterLee]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DJkbRqvCbxA/TtYKtsJBcUI/AAAAAAAABHc/Mymr9MZau2Q/s400/02_cena.jpg_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg

Cena: EVE SAID IT WAS MY FAULT!

[MisterLee]

http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2009/1/28/WWE-Action-Gallery-Images-15.jpg
http://indiegameschannel.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/JengaFall.jpeg

WWE's Version of "Jenga"--in this match it was Good Ol' JR vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler and based upon the direction of JR's head, I'm pretty confident on who won.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-ggjiS6hBSI/SX1_JFlW6JI/AAAAAAAAAVU/LqI7jsCp__Y/s400/2009%2BWWE%2BRoyal%2BRumble.JPG
The "Who's Who" of wrestlers no longer in the WWE or dead.

[MisterLee]

These are going to be fun to add captions to..

http://rollinsd.com/wp-content/uploads/wrrestling.jpg
http://funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/WWF.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/29_2007/wwf.jpg
http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Cody-Rhodes-defeated-Ezekiel-Jackson1.jpg
http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Daniel-Bryan-defeated-Big-Show-by-disqualification.1.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

I dunno about some of those.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Daniel-Bryan-defeated-Big-Show-by-disqualification.1.jpg
Daniel Bryan: Marco?
Mark Henry: POLO!

[MisterLee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/Hajime_Saito/WWE%20Demotivators/JeffHardyWTF.jpg
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/7/mkane.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100812200648/uncyclopedia/images/5/58/Funny-sports-pictures-undertaker-cm-punk-finisher-bitchslap.jpg
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/2/cena.jpg

[Xero]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9hid7f3n1r8bbzio1_500.jpg

Suddenly, AJ.

[Rollermacka]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

Cuz this is thriller, thriller night. There ain't no second chance against the thing with fourty eyes

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg

Ref: Umm Abyss, your suppose to grab your own crotch when doing a Micheal Jackson impression

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9hid7f3n1r8bbzio1_500.jpg
TNA's new X-division entrances were a big hit until Abyss sprained his wrist.

[Tom Guycott]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9hid7f3n1r8bbzio1_500.jpg
Abyss stared in astonishment as AJ Styles' plancha began buffering in midair.

[VoodooPimp]

Alright, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are generally funny, I give you that. But when it comes to these caption threads, you fucking suck. Seriously. Why torture yourselves?

[GD]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0520.jpg

http://vthumb.ak.fbcdn.net/hvthumb-ak-snc4/hs1252.snc4/158442_139623932757529_139621589424430_40775_1521_b.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

Alright, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are generally funny, I give you that. But when it comes to these caption threads, you fucking suck. Seriously. Why torture yourselves?

Stop calling.

[VoodooPimp]

Stop calling.

Well played, sir

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/destinationx/img_6970.jpg
http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/destinationx/img_6419.jpg

[MisterLee]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/destinationx/img_6970.jpg

Guy making sure that load of s**t doesn't land on his face.

[MisterLee]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/destinationx/img_6419.jpg

Aladdin making a wish.

[Destor]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100812200648/uncyclopedia/images/5/58/Funny-sports-pictures-undertaker-cm-punk-finisher-bitchslap.jpg

...lol

[Juan]

Alright, long time listener, first time caller. You guys are generally funny, I give you that. But when it comes to these caption threads, you fucking suck. Seriously. Why torture yourselves?

Best first post ever :y:

[James Diesel]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9hid7f3n1r8bbzio1_500.jpg

PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!!!

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9hid7f3n1r8bbzio1_500.jpg
AJ's patented "self-neckbreaker".

[MisterLee]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-42-a4BzyyH0/TaYXLI2y52I/AAAAAAAABwQ/FxpZDCBiz1E/s1600/Great+Khali+%252892%2529.jpg

[XL]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I0ttCJGLH64/TtYK8nbIfeI/AAAAAAAABJU/M0ObuIltVqY/s1600/ortonflairouch.jpg

The Butterly Effect comes full circle as the impact of Flair's chop on Orton ripples across Flair's own chest.

[Ermaximus]

Yeah, I typically always get migranes while watching Khali work too.

[Lock Jaw]

Before

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/b/batista/images/dave-batista-3.jpg




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-42-a4BzyyH0/TaYXLI2y52I/AAAAAAAABwQ/FxpZDCBiz1E/s1600/Great+Khali+%252892%2529.jpg



After

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3ufhHyZq1qlih5ko1_500.jpg

[MisterLee]

Before

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/b/batista/images/dave-batista-3.jpg




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-42-a4BzyyH0/TaYXLI2y52I/AAAAAAAABwQ/FxpZDCBiz1E/s1600/Great+Khali+%252892%2529.jpg



After

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3ufhHyZq1qlih5ko1_500.jpg

LOL!

[MisterLee]

http://www.blacksnowcomic.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WWE-Nexus.jpg

[MisterLee]

http://www.blacksnowcomic.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WWE-Nexus.jpg

http://0.tqn.com/d/football/1/0/E/R/PeytonManning19a.jpg

[MisterLee]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EXTi2ta_MxM/TSMuSqVgv4I/AAAAAAAABPA/QakIenV3rcA/s1600/smackdown36.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3ufhHyZq1qlih5ko1_500.jpg

Batista invests in the Tobias Funke line of hairplugs.

[Drakul]

http://www.blacksnowcomic.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WWE-Nexus.jpg

Worst hand of letters in Human Scrabble, ever.

[MisterLee]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZ0bKoq2f24/TWxy2SVzILI/AAAAAAAAC_0/BIKB46LRmoU/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7hN8413zjLo/TWx1GiT-L0I/AAAAAAAADAE/MI3wu1tuVjw/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZ0bKoq2f24/TWxy2SVzILI/AAAAAAAAC_0/BIKB46LRmoU/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

King: Hunter! Hunter! My water bottle, Hunter!

[Innovator]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZ0bKoq2f24/TWxy2SVzILI/AAAAAAAAC_0/BIKB46LRmoU/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

RAW is WAR brought to you by the letter h.

[MisterLee]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7hN8413zjLo/TWx1GiT-L0I/AAAAAAAADAE/MI3wu1tuVjw/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

looks like The Miz took a visit to the Zoo and wanted to take a picture of the Cebra.

[Xero]

http://www.blacksnowcomic.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WWE-Nexus.jpg

Worst hand of letters in Human Scrabble, ever.

At least he has a blank.

[Vastardikai]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EXTi2ta_MxM/TSMuSqVgv4I/AAAAAAAABPA/QakIenV3rcA/s1600/smackdown36.jpg

As if the Flying Teabag wasn't inappropriate enough, Rey decided to pull out his dick before performing the move.


(I got nothing.)

[Vastardikai]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZ0bKoq2f24/TWxy2SVzILI/AAAAAAAAC_0/BIKB46LRmoU/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

Triple H, being the dick he is, decided to Pedigree Sheamus ONTO the glass ceiling.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7hN8413zjLo/TWx1GiT-L0I/AAAAAAAADAE/MI3wu1tuVjw/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg

Miz makes his gay porn directorial debut!

[Drakul]

At least he has a blank.

He'll probably use it as an N.

[GD]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZ0bKoq2f24/TWxy2SVzILI/AAAAAAAAC_0/BIKB46LRmoU/s1600/WWE_Raw_Results_2_28_11.jpg



The art of levitation.

[Swiss Ultimate]

So many terrible captions.

[Shisen Kopf]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2011/boundforglory/img_8971.jpg

THIS IS AWESOME!

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I0ttCJGLH64/TtYK8nbIfeI/AAAAAAAABJU/M0ObuIltVqY/s1600/ortonflairouch.jpg
Flair: Don't cum yet! Don't cum yet!

[Vastardikai]

http://www.impactwrestling.com/images/stories/ppv/2012/genesis/IMG_0075.jpg

A dramatization of what would happen if Joey Ryan attempted the dick flip to Danny Hodge.

[Lock Jaw]

Before

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/b/batista/images/dave-batista-3.jpg




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-42-a4BzyyH0/TaYXLI2y52I/AAAAAAAABwQ/FxpZDCBiz1E/s1600/Great+Khali+%252892%2529.jpg



After

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3ufhHyZq1qlih5ko1_500.jpg


Forgot Batista ever looked like that

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/2/cena.jpg

This is actually a match I can see happening at WrestleMania 35.