really, a fart gimmick?

[The MAC]

come the fuck on! these people get paid to write this stuff?

Who is this entertaining ? Whats next a shit your pants gimmick where you shit yourself during a mat....wait...Sid ...nevermind.

[Blakeamus]

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[Razzamajazz]

this is only the first step before the firing

[Destor]

who's got a fart gimmick?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Natalya

[Destor]

...

[Destor]

for truth?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Honestly don't know if it's a "gimmick" at this point, but she did fart on last weeks Smackdown to much "hilarity".

Coincidentally, it was the same point I turned off Smackdown.

[Destor]

i think i just died inside

[Destor]

why do the ones who can work get shitted on? :'(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No idea, especially considering Aksana then beat her with a roll-up.

Also in that scene with the fart was Santino coming in later and claiming he could taste it. Just a great 10 minutes of programming right there last week.

[Destor]

ugh...

[D Mac]

Who is this entertaining ? Whats next a shit your pants gimmick where you shit yourself during a mat....wait...Sid ...nevermind.

:foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc:

[Swiss Ultimate]

...were they really ripping off a scene from Stepbrothers?

[Wishbone]

Whoever the hell came up with this should have been fired on the spot.... I'll bet Vince was rolling on the floor after that one last week. Shame nobody else, even the 5 year olds watching were....

[Hanso Amore]

Truly shows you that Vince and his Cronies just dont "get it".

[Swiss Ultimate]

Okay, is there video for this? I want to see the train-wreck.

[addy2hotty]

This is clearly opening the way for Sid's return.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Next Big Thing]

The fact that they'd saddle Natalya with this stupid idea instead of wasted roster space like Tamina or Kaitlyn makes no sense. Natalya may as well start making calls to TNA now, because if they continue with this as a new gimmick she won't recover from it.

[Rollermacka]

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Anybody else become strangely aroused by that? :shifty:

[Hanso Amore]

I vote that going forward, anyone making stupid fucking Sid jokes get banned for 48 hours. So old, So Lame.

[#1-norm-fan]

Smackdown's writing has been so good for so long now. Something's gotta be up.

[St. Jimmy]

I vote that going forward, anyone making stupid fucking Sid jokes get banned for 48 hours. So old, So Lame.

This is a shitty idea.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8xJh878Zp-ewzvrIopQQc7A17xn09PFsXdmOJFrmH8RD9Ey5dmHR3EeWJJA

[Xero]

Whose cock didn't she suck?

[MoFo]

Nobody cares about womens wrestling anyway, theyve been taking the piss out of it for yrs, just look at nXt season 3...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

THIS GIMMICK STINKS!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Smackdown's writing has been so good for so long now. Something's gotta be up.

I agree. This gimmick doesn't pass the smell test.

[Ermaximus]

Whose cock didn't she suck?

Not mine, but I wish she would.

[Xero]

How do we know it's a fart?

[Rammsteinmad]

As terrible as this angle is (feel really bad for Natalya), what makes it even worse is the awful fart sound itself, I mean, they could at least try to use a more realistic one, and not make it so loud and 'obvious' that she isn't really farting.

But that wouldn't save this anyway. Natalya is one of the best female workers right now (and one of the hottest imo), she deserves so much more than this. :foc:

[Ermaximus]

How do we know it's a fart?

Are you implying that perhaps Natalya had in fact not farted, but queefed?

[Xero]

I may be.

At least that adds depth to the character.

[Ermaximus]

I bet Natalya's real farts smell quite dainty.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ermaximus sharing his thoughts a little too openly in this thread.

[Jordan]

Look guys I like farts, they make me laugh. What's wrong with you people?

Anyway, I herd in the Observer that it was actually Nattie's idea. She reportedly went to Michael Hayes and begged him fart. :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

I don't buy that shit one bit. As amazing of a talent as Natalya is, I don't think she would ever willingly ridicule herself to farting on camera for laughs.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How do we know that this is a gimmick and not just a one time thing? If she farts again, we should worry.

[Hanso Amore]

Shes a woman in a mans game, she would likely do just about anything they asked her. Divas dont get much creative control.

[Hanso Amore]

How do we know that this is a gimmick and not just a one time thing? If she farts again, we should worry.

"Reports" and also Smackdown spoilers.

They say its going to be an ongoing thing, meant to "get her over" with fans....

No lie...ITS A PUSH....

[Jordan]

Well if they "push" too hard we know what could happen :eek:

[Xero]

It's a really shitty push.

[Xero]

"POOP."

[Aikido]

damn they arrested the dude that ran firstrowsports.tv now i have no ppv streams haha

[#1-norm-fan]

damn they arrested the dude that ran firstrowsports.tv now i have no ppv streams haha

Goddammit

[Blue Demon]

:|

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Personally, I think a Natalya fart gimmick could really freshen things up.

[Iop]

I want to have sex with Natalya :love:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Better hit the gym, Poindexter.

[Iop]

I think it would be hot if she would beat me up in bed. As a matter of fact I think its hot when a girl is stronger than you

[Ermaximus]

Iop prefers death by Snu Snu.

[Xero]

He should get together with Nicole Bass then.

[Splaya]

Really.....really.....you had to mention Nicole Bass :mad:

[Ermaximus]

Yeah, not an image I wanted in my mind either Splaya, but what can you do?

[Xero]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt3coyiK9d1qh2pxao1_500.jpg

[Iop]

I said strong, not roided manbeast.

[Splaya]

good, glad I have that image seared into my memory all day

[Ermaximus]

Never knew she had a lazy eye.

[Splaya]

Cosmic

Splaya 46
Skippord/Innovator 36

[ooTin]

WWE is PG. Kids watch PG things. Kids like farts. Kids think its funny.... and it is pretty funny. stupid....oh its very very stupid and I cant believe someone is getting paid to write fart jokes of a multi-billion dollar company but they are. and its never been done before.

[Jordan]

We are "breaking" new ground

[Jordan]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-i-dont-always-fart-at-my-desk.jpg

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/5/18/be55b37a-32cc-4db8-85af-2a813e61842f.jpeg

http://www.evilhumor.com/media/files8/pictures/fart.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/a-wet-fart-never-kiss-butt-cubby-demotivational-poster-1285640975.jpg

http://de-motivational-posters.com/images/wet-suit-never-ever-fart-in-one.jpg

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1001/that-last-fart-fart-gross-flies-demotivational-poster-1263935445.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

So basically they are trying to give Natalya the female version of the Bastion Booger gimmick.

Then again I have no clue if Booger ever had a fart moment with his character.

[Jordan]

http://www.fanboyplanet.com/chair/images/bastionbooger.jpg

http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/625/454/12454526:jpeg_preview_medium.jpg?20110903012037

[ooTin]

I said strong, not roided manbeast.

i dont use roids...

[Jordan]

Your avatar makes me happy bro, like I think of you as the Mr. Hanky of TPWW.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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I don't think even TNA would put something that stupid on...and I've watched TNA.

[ooTin]

Your avatar makes me happy bro, like I think of you as the Mr. Hanky of TPWW.

I am happy to accept this title.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Reports" and also Smackdown spoilers.

They say its going to be an ongoing thing, meant to "get her over" with fans....

No lie...ITS A PUSH....

Thanks for spoiling Smackdown for me. :mad:

...

...

... :(

Why'd they just drop the Natty/Beth team? I always thought they'd just destroy all of the divas until Kharma came back to battle them.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Horrendous gimmick aside, the dubbed in crowd reaction to the fart really is wonderful.

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't think even TNA would put something that stupid on...and I've watched TNA.

If TNA attempted comedy ala WWE I'm sure they'd find a way to out-stupid them.

[Lock Jaw]

Spoiler video from Smackdown :'( :'(

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[Kane Knight]

Truly shows you that Vince and his Cronies just dont "get it".

The only solution is to go back to the Attitude Era, where nothing of this level would ever occur.

Then WWE can turn heel for no reason, drop the gimmick, and shoot on itself.

[Xero]

Isn't WWE being PG already being heel?

Cross-thread discussion.

[Damndirty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt3coyiK9d1qh2pxao1_500.jpg

And to think, Viscera tapped that!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Look at those eyes. TBH you could probably sub in Nicole Bass in the Kane gimmick and I'd have no idea.

[Xero]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuco2TVcC1qk8v9to1_500.png

[Damndirty]

Is it cold in there or are her nipples flexing their muscles?

[BizarroKing]

Vince is going senile

[Shisen Kopf]

damn they arrested the dude that ran firstrowsports.tv now i have no ppv streams haha

I know dude. This is almost as bad as 9/11 where will I watch my streams now? Oh the humanity!

[DLVH84]

In all the years I followed this sport, this has to be the dumbest idea known to man.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

[#1-norm-fan]

It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

I would argue that point.

Atleast that had a "What the fuck lol!" factor to it.

This is... a fart joke. Literally... nothing more... nothing less. A fart joke.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dunno. I would have probably said "what the fuck" out loud when I saw last week's fart segment had I not been alone.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I have a confession to make.

I just saw this week's Natalya farting segment, and I literally laughed out loud. :o

[dingdongyo]

shitted

[DLVH84]

It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

Touche.

[#1-norm-fan]

An old woman giving birth to a hand > a fart

Any day of the week.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Would say this is worse just because Mae Young had nothing to offer anybody besides comedic value. Mark Henry was worthless then too. So whatever. Natalya is at least legit.

Still doesn't top Katie Vick though.

[D Mac]

I vote that going forward, anyone making stupid fucking Sid jokes get banned for 48 hours. So old, So Lame.

THIS THIS THIS 10000000000000000000 TIMES THIS

[Anybody Thrilla]

Would say this is worse just because Mae Young had nothing to offer anybody besides comedic value. Mark Henry was worthless then too. So whatever. Natalya is at least legit.

Still doesn't top Katie Vick though.

So are you saying that Triple H or Kane wasn't legit there?

[Autobahn]

She's Canadian, so she is in good company...

http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/P/I/spTP_fart_big.jpg

[RP]

No idea, especially considering Aksana then beat her with a roll-up.

Also in that scene with the fart was Santino coming in later and claiming he could taste it. Just a great 10 minutes of programming right there last week.

Oh snap! I'm gunna start watching again.

[Cool King]

The only thing that saves the fart segments is Santino's reaction. Maybe it'll lead to a "Hot girls fart too" thing, but we all know that hot girls don't fart. :shifty:

Also, the WWE REALLY need to find new cheers to pipe into SmackDown. They've been using the same sound file for years now.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So are you saying that Triple H or Kane wasn't legit there?

No I'm saying they were both legit which makes it 10 million times worse.

[#1-norm-fan]

Katie Vick is also better as it's atleast memorable for it's outrageousness.

This... a fart joke.

[#1-norm-fan]

In fact, there was nothing wrong with Katie Vick anyways. Fuck you all.

[#1-norm-fan]

I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...

"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND."

"Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy."

"Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot."

[Asmo]

That was one of the most degrading and unfunniest things i have ever seen. I hope there's something in it for Natalya. I'd certainly want to know the reason she agreed, or is going ahead with this.

[Rammsteinmad]

And who the fuck runs away after farting? That's more immature than the fart itself.

[Rammsteinmad]

Ah, I think I got it now. This whole angle is just to piss off the IWC. That's gotta be it.

[Kane Knight]

I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...

"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND."

"Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy."

"Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot."

The effort in the first two just makes it all the sadder.

[Disturbed316]

They are not just farts, but really smelly ones. Suits the PGness perfectly, but completely dumb.

[Innovator]

Let us not forget this company once had Sean Stasiak wrestle with a boner, and the finish came with a nightstick to the boner.

[St. Jimmy]

I can think of a better old gimmick for Natty off the top of my head right now.

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naked-mideon.jpg?w=241&h=300

AM I RITE? ANYONE?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can get behind that, Jimmy.

[Pintint]

Yeah, this is sad. But, thats something you sort of have to expect, when you have a diva who doesn't fit the barbie doll mold. IMO, she is the best looking diva they got...but I guess someone backstage doesn't like her.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?

[#1-norm-fan]

She's top... 10...

[Anybody Thrilla]

She's top... 10...

...on Smackdown

[Pintint]

I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?

Not everyone likes the "starved plastic doll" look ya'know.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, shut the fuck up.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, let me put it this way. Eve Torres is way hotter than Natalya, and Eve looks nothing like a starved Barbie.

[Aguakate]

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[Lock Jaw]

I bet Vince is just laughing his ass off over this, and no one has the heart or guts to tell him that it isn't very funny.

[Anybody Thrilla]

But it was...kinda funny.

[XL]

Vince is going senile
In no way is this a spoiler. Common knowledge for at least 5 years.

[Jordan]

Yeah it's funny, it's wrestling, and nobody cares about "serious". Vince in his age is entertained by more and more comedy and if the Rumble, Michael Cole, Booker, King, Daniel Bryan's meat hater gimmick, and Nattie's loud farts and Santino reacting to them is any indication, WWE is just getting more and more entertaining.

[#1-norm-fan]

What?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yeah it's funny

No it isn't. I don't care about seriousness in wrestling, but it's so ridiculously unfunny that I have to stop watching the show and stick one of my nails in my hand to make sure I can still feel things.

Essentially FourFifty in a wrestling scene.

[Crimson]

I recently started tuning back in..but after Wrestlemania if this kinda crap keeps up i'll be tuning out for another 4 years

[Crimson]

But i'll of course go to youtube for any quality matches I miss

[#1-norm-fan]

*Farts in the topic for Fragile X and ABT*

GET IT!?!?

[Damndirty]

Maybe her ass gas is the start of a new signature move, in the likeness of the spitting of blood and poison, via Gangrel and Tajiri.

[FourFifty]

I guess you could say... this gimmick... stinks.


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YEEEEEAH!!!!!!

[owenbrown]

I propose a 48 hour ban on any new posters that continually post their sig almost every time they post instead of when posting a new thread

[FourFifty]

I think they should get a warning first. There are a lot of message boards that have people posting their sig with everything they do. They just tend to be full of people who are reciting nothing but memes (and I mean more than tpww does).

[Zeeboe]

Chicks don't fart. How unrealistic can this gimmick get? They should have given it to some fat, ugly guy. Infact, why not just bring back.....

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....Wait, I just read he died. Damn. Well, how about Big Show then for the fart gimmick? He'd be epic.

[Damndirty]

I propose a 48 hour ban on any new posters that continually post their sig almost every time they post instead of when posting a new thread


What's wrong? Questioning your sexuality every time you look at a typed-in pecker?:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

I can get behind that, Jimmy.

I bet you can.

Not everyone likes the "starved plastic doll" look ya'know.

Yeah. Some people get off on Sonic/Tails fan art.

Don't judge Pintint!

Yeah it's funny

If you're three.

[Innovator]

For adamle

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