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Swiss Ultimate
02-06-2012, 08:43 PM
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Somehow this doesn't work for me.

FourFifty
02-06-2012, 08:52 PM
That's because you belong to a group called "wrestling fans".

Swiss Ultimate
02-06-2012, 09:14 PM
On their youtube page they link to one of the Def Jam Wrestling games because they're apparently soooo similar to the product.

Kane Knight
02-06-2012, 10:35 PM
On their youtube page they link to one of the Def Jam Wrestling games because they're apparently soooo similar to the product.

Was it the shitty one or one of the good ones?

Supreme Olajuwon
02-06-2012, 10:59 PM
That's because you belong to a group called "wrestling fans".

oh so this product is too lowbrow for you "wrestling fans"

Supreme Olajuwon
02-06-2012, 11:03 PM
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"Mmm. Yes. We prefer a little more sophistication in our professional wrestling..."

Jordan
02-06-2012, 11:45 PM
They actually kill someone off I read by shooting them.

Majunior
02-06-2012, 11:57 PM
I think I found where Cena got his belt...

Tom Guycott
02-07-2012, 12:41 AM
So let me get this straight: EVERYONE is in one of 4 stables, which are more or less "a gang". EVERYONE has the same gimmick. EVERYONE acts like the bad-ass heel. The "highlights" show some pretty sloppy ring work just to prove how "violent and real" it is. And you want me to PAY YOU to watch this? WHERE DO I SIGN UP!!!1! [/sarcasm]

I'm really surprised they didn't just slap a tagline in there somewhere along the lines of "It's professional wrestling... FOR BLACK PEOPLE! WORD!!!" Seems to be what they were going for, but didn't give a damn about being tasteful about it and broke it down to the lowest common denominator. Seems like something BET would take a chance on. This is not a compliment.

I think the most offensive part of this is the liberal use of the term "Hip-Hop". The genre isn't all Tupac and Lil' Wayne and beats that are "chopped and screwed". :foc:

I think I found where Cena got his belt...

...and the Cena belt... hell the HARDY TNA BELT... would be an improvement over that cheap-looking chunk of shit.

Captain of Fun
02-07-2012, 12:51 AM
Pretty sure my kitchen is bigger than that ring.

whiteyford
02-07-2012, 05:05 AM
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djoutcry
02-07-2012, 05:58 AM
i'd probably watch just for Rasche Brown and Homicide...

production value isn't bad, but it does look pretty cheesy "knah im saying?"

the ring does look damn small...wtf happened to getting a regulation sized ring? is it so that they can hit high flying spots more easily? i thought having a bigger ring gives you more room to fly around...

i don't know. i wouldn't pay for this garbage or spend my internet time on it, but if it were on tv for free then i'd probably watch it non-religiously.

Kane Knight
02-07-2012, 09:06 AM
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"Mmm. Yes. We prefer a little more sophistication in our professional wrestling..."



You simply lack the refined palate of the artistic combat fans.


I'm really surprised they didn't just slap a tagline in there somewhere along the lines of "It's professional wrestling... FOR BLACK PEOPLE! WORD!!!"

And leave out all the white boys who think they're ghetto?

Captain of Fun
02-07-2012, 11:25 AM
Maybe they got the small ring so they could do that one supermove from WWF Raw on SNES, where he jumps from turnbuckle to turnbuckle. 1-2-3 Kid, I think.

Jordan
02-07-2012, 12:04 PM
Maybe they got the small ring so they could do that one supermove from WWF Raw on SNES, where he jumps from turnbuckle to turnbuckle. 1-2-3 Kid, I think.

LOL

Also take a look at the crowd, I don't think it's the target audience.

Ol Dirty Dastard
02-07-2012, 12:14 PM
Not everything has to be the WWE. At least they're trying to do something that is original. I'd never pay for it, but it'd be interesting to watch at least once. Plus, for a bunch of random indy workers they're pretty damned athletic.

Swiss Ultimate
02-07-2012, 12:22 PM
Black people make good athletes.

Kane Knight
02-07-2012, 04:10 PM
At least they're trying to do something that is original.

:lol: