Vince McMahon: I need a Hero

[Tazz Dan]

Partial Source: Pwinsider

Former Ring of Honor wrestler Chris Hero arrived at WWE’s developmental facility today. The word backstage is that he’s finally passed his medical tests and has signed with the company.

As of right now, there are no plans to put Hero and former ROH Kings of Wrestling partner Antonio “Claudio Castagnoli” Cesaro together. Sources report that the two were always going to be signed as separate talents.

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck I hope this is true, and fuck I hope they don't ruin him. #probablygonnahappen

[St. Jimmy]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[FourFifty]

Hmph, I thought this was going to be about Vince McMahon's role models... I was hoping to discuss PT Barnum, but m'eh, some indy dude. Going to go drink some more now.

[Cool King]

Fuck I hope this is true, and fuck I hope they don't ruin him. #probablygonnahappen

It's time for the NXT Name Generator!

Say goodbye to "Chris Hero" and say hello to....

"Rick Vandelay"!

[Skippord]

Chet Villain

[FourFifty]

Another swerve for this thread- Vince is looking for a major Quiznos deal!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

To quote Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Destor]

FUCK YEAH!!!

[Kane Knight]

To quote Daniel Bryan

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Droford]

Chris Xero

hmm

[Captain of Fun]

So they've been wanting to rebuild the tag division, but they aren't going to use the KoW together?

Odd.

[James Steele]

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet:

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[Darkone]

There is no way that Vince doesn't fuck up having Brian, Chris, CC, Jericho, and CM Punk. He has everything he needs and nothing he wants.

[Tazz Dan]

That post almost kind of makes sense. I think

[Malfeitor]

Nope, Tazz Dan. It doesn't. Valiant effort though.

Anyways, Chris fucking Hero. Good shit.

[MoFo]

Is he good

[Jordan]

Fuck yes he's good

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[Aguakate]

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet:

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Lex Luger would've made an awesome WWF Champion.

I'm sure he also loved the Constitution.

[Volare]

If you don't know who Chris Hero is, listen to Colt's AOW podcast with Hero.

[XCaliber]

He will probly be called Herold Christopherson.

[Iop]

Hero Christ.

A modern day Messiah.

A Christian zealot...

[Aguakate]

Chris Villain.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Chris Hero is not good.

CHRIS IS AWESOME



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[#1-norm-fan]

Welcome to WWE... *does name generator*... Smokey Walker!

[#1-norm-fan]

I wish Jasper Kendall a long and prosperous WWE career.

[Swish]

Thread of the page is misleading. Also who gives a flying fuck about Chris Hero? Who and what is he?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

FYI, around here, not caring about Chris Hero will get you banned, just an FYI.

[Tazz Dan]

Thread of the page is misleading. Also who gives a flying fuck about Chris Hero? Who and what is he?

Who and what are you?

[Jordan]

Out of the several ROH shows I've been to Chris and Claudio always stood out as the two guys who should make it to WWE. I thought Chris has a lazy build for the early part of his career but in the last 3 or so years has hit the gym better and just matured physically, he'd fit in WWE now.

[Swish]

FYI, around here, not caring about Chris Hero will get you banned, just an FYI.

Go for it, the mods don't like my opinion then :rofl:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Go for it, the mods don't like my opinion then :rofl:

See, that's where you're confused. When it comes to Chris Hero, it's actually an accepted scientific fact. We don't care about differing opinions, but when there is some lunatic who argues against reality, we have to step in. Next you'll be saying things like "cats bark", "gravity is a myth" and "trickle down economics works."

[St. Jimmy]

I dislike Juan, Juan dislikes me - we agree on nothing - Except that Chris Hero is awesome.

[St. Jimmy]

Also this match:

Part 1.
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Part 2.
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Part 3.
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[DAMN iNATOR]

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Dual reference there...thread title/SvR '10.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yesssssssssss. The man with the greatest driver's licence in the world is hitting the WWE. The man oozes charisma and is the goods in the ring. It's a time when those tools take you further than the mid-card, which is good for Mr. Hero. Chris could pull a CM Punk and allow the WWE the right to trademark his name so that he could use it in the WWE. It'd be a good way to get into their good books early -- letting them "own you" and all.

I'd love to see The Kings of Wrestling in the WWE as a team. I think both guys could easily make it on their own (Antonio Cesaro as a bad-ass rich European uppercutting beast and Hero as a charismatic, cocky in-ring genius), but together they have a unique chemistry that could make them a major stand-out team in the company's history. The idea of them working with Primo & Epico with Hero constantly flirting with Rosa Mendes could be an amazing tag team feud.

[Gertner]

Just what we need, another drug addict vanilla midget bush leaguer.

[RiX1024]

Kassius Ohno....WTF?

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/kassiusohno1.html Awesome.

[Hanso Amore]

Ooooooooo that is bad

[Destor]

Just what we need, another drug addict vanilla midget bush leaguer.
you exposed that you havent seen him when you said midget

[MisterLee]

what the hell is a Kassius Ohno? Sounds like a Japanese Dinner! :wtf::n:

[Tanawesome]

what the hell is a Kassius Ohno? Sounds like a Japanese Dinner! :wtf::n:

Sounds like something someone would say on their way to the bathroom after too much Thai food as well!

[Juan]

Kassius Ohno, formerly known as Chris Hero, debuted at Thursday's Florida Championship Wrestling television taping in Tampa, Florida. Ohno laid Xavier Woods out after losing to the former TNA World Tag Team Champion in a singles match. Ohno was said to have looked "really good" in the bout.

Can't wait to see it. Usually guys work untelevised FCW shows before showing up on TV

[Indifferent Clox]

He trended!

[Juan]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/antonio_cesaro.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/dean_ambrose.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/kassius_ohno.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/seth_rollins.jpg

[Juan]

Also,

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/xavier_woods.jpg

[Droford]

So much for Truth or Consequences as a tag team

[Indifferent Clox]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/antonio_cesaro.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/dean_ambrose.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/kassius_ohno.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/seth_rollins.jpg

OMG I just had a smarkgasm

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kassius Ohno is a name so ridiculous that it is great. Reminds me of Dolph Ziggler. I have a feeling that Ohno will be a success if they bring him in with any sort of hype at all. The man oozes so much charisma it's not funny.

[Skippord]

Apparently he wanted his initials to be K.O.

[St. Jimmy]

That Young K.O. Kid.

[Fox]

From Chris Hero to Kassius Ohno. Who the fuck comes up with these names? Whoever they are, they should be quartered and then blasted in the face with buckshot.

[Jordan]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent_lg/ohno_lg2.jpg


:(

[Mr. Nerfect]

From Chris Hero to Kassius Ohno. Who the fuck comes up with these names? Whoever they are, they should be quartered and then blasted in the face with buckshot.

I honestly believe that it was Kassius Ohno himself that came up with the name. Don't play the blame game.

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent_lg/ohno_lg4.jpg

:)

[Gertner]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/antonio_cesaro.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/dean_ambrose.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/kassius_ohno.jpghttp://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/seth_rollins.jpg

i can't believe Taco Bell posts pictures of their employees.

So much vanilla right there

[Lock Jaw]

I hope that this Dean Ambrose guy has a "Dean" gimmick. Otherwise, he is useless to me.

[Gertner]

I'm not sold. They seem to lack the fighting spirit.

[Ultra Mantis]

Chris Hero
Kass Ohno

Not really as random as the shit the NXT name generator usually spews out.

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Bryan

[Mr. Nerfect]

The amazing rivalry between Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins:

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Dean Ambrose manages to goad CM Punk into a fight:

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Dean Ambrose takes on William Regal, who forms a sort of sick appreciation for Ambrose, since he believes they are both the kind of people who would light fire to an enemy and warm their hands over the fire:

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Antonio Cesaro debuts in FCW against a student of Lance Storm's:

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[Mr. Nerfect]

An NXT season with Cesaro, Ohno, Rollins and Ambrose would make my dick hard. That's all I'm saying.

[Lock Jaw]

So, half naked men "grappling" each other will make Noid's dick hard. Interesting.

[Gertner]

Not at all surprising.

[Mr. Nerfect]

So, half naked men "grappling" each other will make Noid's dick hard. Interesting.

Me and the entire male population of ancient Greece.

Anyone taking gay shots at someone on a wrestling forum is throwing stones in glass houses, by the way.

[Lock Jaw]

I throw stones in glass houses all the time, and I'm fine! I smashed one up this morning!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Your no selling of glass is why you don't make my dick hard, Lock Jaw. Tell a damn story already!

[thecc]

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[Destor]

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/talent/dean_ambrose.jpg

why did they kill his look?