View Full Version : Who is this fat guy with no charisma?
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 07:06 PM
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Guy should try acting lessons and cardio.
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 07:09 PM
It says his name right in the video. Can't believe I missed it.
but he knows how to do all of the moves DeathtotheSwiss
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 07:17 PM
I forgot that the only thing that matters is how many moves you do in a match.
things that matter:
1. how many superkicks or 'MMA kicks' you can do
2. how many moves you can do
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 07:37 PM
Well, you've provided me with some hard logic to refute. I can honestly say that my enjoyment of a match is based purely on the number of moves performed. I fucking hate how the WWE has watered down CM Punk and Brian Danielson. C'mon...we know they can do way more kicks than that, you know?
That's some great B-level trolling, Rob.
What Would Kevin Do?
02-08-2012, 08:17 PM
For the record, he is now much more charismatic, and much fatter.
What Would Kevin Do?
Not go to the gym that's for sure :cool:
get it because his name is Kevin too and he's fat and stuff and yeah party times
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 08:28 PM
That's some great B-level trolling, Rob.
Err...what trolling? I'm not trolling.
:shifty:
For the record, he is now much more charismatic, and much fatter.
In the span of two months?
Kane Knight
02-08-2012, 08:28 PM
Noid's mom. You can tell by the fullness of her beard.
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 08:42 PM
"
BIOGRAPHY:
ROH Debut: "Do or Die IV" - 2/19/05
ROH Titles Held: ROH World Tag Team Champion (9/19/08-4/10/09)
The anti-christ of pro wrestling. That is how Kevin Steen refers to himself and he has more than lived up to that moniker the last several years with violent actions perpetrated on anyone who crosses his path; be it Steve Corino, El Generico, Jim Cornette, or Cary Silkin, it does not matter, everyone is a potential victim.
A former ROH World Tag Champion alongside Generico, Steen was fired from ROH after a loss to his former partner at "Final Battle 2010" in a Mask vs. ROH Career Fight Without Honor. It seemed Kevin was indeed gone from ROH until "Best in the World 2011" when he, unwanted, returned to ROH with one four word phrase that incited 6 months of chaos: "**** Ring of Honor!" Kevin popped up randomly, whenever he felt like it, at whatever event, to create anarchy, eventually leading to "Final Battle 2011" where he defeated his former friend & mentor Steve Corino and officially earned his way back into Ring of Honor. Kevin has promised to turn ROH in to a Ring of Hell as he pursues the ROH World Title..."
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 08:44 PM
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ROH security is horrible. WWE and TNA make sure that overweight fans don't get in the ring to attack the stars.
What Would Kevin Do?
02-08-2012, 08:44 PM
get it because his name is Kevin too and he's fat and stuff and yeah party times
Excellent.
In the span of two months?
The video was uploaded two months ago, but is actually a couple of years old. Since then, he got massive. He's starting to get smaller again, but he's still significantly bigger than he was in that video.
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 08:47 PM
He's billed as 240 lbs and I can believe it.
What Would Kevin Do?
02-08-2012, 08:56 PM
http://thewrestlingrevolution.com/images/wrestlers/kevinSteen.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/091/549/steeen_crop_340x234.png?1292662039
http://www.pwponderings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-capture-21.png
And he used to look like this... http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinsteen/02.jpg
Really don't know what happened.
PLEATHERS ALERT on the guy taking the moonsault
http://thewrestlingrevolution.com/images/wrestlers/kevinSteen.jpg
but srsly, look at his stupid boss eyed face
then on top of his mongy face, he then has the balls to go and be a fat cunt as well and expects people to take him seriously
Corporate CockSnogger
02-08-2012, 09:30 PM
Kinda looks like Fallen Angel in that picture.
Corporate CockSnogger
02-08-2012, 09:31 PM
Seems really out of breath in that first promo too. Kinda bad.
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 09:32 PM
You don't get it. He said "Fuck you" to Ring of Honor and the fans. He's the greatest heel in pro-wrestling today.
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 09:33 PM
Kinda looks like Fallen Angel in that picture.
Leave my man alone, man.
Kane Knight
02-08-2012, 09:37 PM
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ROH security is horrible. WWE and TNA make sure that overweight fans don't get in the ring to attack the stars.
Considering he got winded saying his own name, he couldn't have been that hard to catch, either.
Kane Knight
02-08-2012, 09:39 PM
You don't get it. He said "Fuck you" to Ring of Honor and the fans. He's the greatest heel in pro-wrestling today.
I thought the greatest heel in pro wrestling was basically everyone in ROH, since smarks only like heels.
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 09:46 PM
Watching Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrestle right now with Santino...and he looks like he's in better shape than Kevin Steen.
Better wrestler too. If only he'd do more moves.
Kane Knight
02-08-2012, 09:52 PM
Watching Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrestle right now with Santino...and he looks like he's in better shape than Kevin Steen.
Better wrestler too. If only he'd do more moves.
I hate that Hacksaw was watered down by WWE. He was awesome when he was underground.
blake639raw
02-08-2012, 10:10 PM
If he was still skinny like in that video, I wouldn't like him as much. His whole gimmick is being a fat bully. He's pro wrestling's Eric Cartman.
Anyways, I thought that angle where the Dudleys were attacking X-Division guys a few years ago should have went to Steen.
teamXtremist
02-08-2012, 10:25 PM
thought u were talking about y2j lol
Swiss Ultimate
02-08-2012, 10:41 PM
If he was still skinny like in that video, I wouldn't like him as much. His whole gimmick is being a fat bully. He's pro wrestling's Eric Cartman.
Anyways, I thought that angle where the Dudleys were attacking X-Division guys a few years ago should have went to Steen.
You mean so that it could have been even worse than it was with the Dudleys?
Jordan
02-08-2012, 11:24 PM
HE'S GOT MUSCLE UNDERNEATH HIS BIG BODY FAT GUYS
Jordan
02-08-2012, 11:25 PM
One time I saw him do a blade job and then kiss and dude in the audience. I dunno if he transfered any disease but I think so.
Destor
02-08-2012, 11:41 PM
Steen is good. *shrug*
What Would Kevin Do?
02-08-2012, 11:49 PM
Steen is good. *shrug*
Yeah. Honestly probably one of the better guys ROH has right now too. I care about very few people on the ROH roster right now. And, not to sound like a broken record, they really need to get behind Jacobs. A Steen/Jacobs feud would be great.
And on a more important note, after looking at the ROH roster, who is Veda Scott? She looks like a white, meatier version of AJ. I'm digging it.
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1680380651/image.jpg
Destor
02-08-2012, 11:52 PM
Yeah. Honestly probably one of the better guys ROH has right now too. I care about very few people on the ROH roster right now. And, not to sound like a broken record, they really need to get behind Jacobs. A Steen/Jacobs feud would be great.
yeahright now i think the indies are in the phase were all the talent has been scooped up so there are few left with talent. Steene stands out against the what remains right now. Not a Jimmy Jacobs fan but i admit that their stuff was good.
And on a more important note, after looking at the ROH roster, who is Veda Scott? She looks like a white, meatier version of AJ. I'm digging it.
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1680380651/image.jpg
i have no idea...but i would.
itsmeJD
02-09-2012, 11:24 AM
http://thewrestlingrevolution.com/images/wrestlers/kevinSteen.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/091/549/steeen_crop_340x234.png?1292662039
http://www.pwponderings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-capture-21.png
And he used to look like this... http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinsteen/02.jpg
Really don't know what happened.
Food happened....lots and lots of food. Also, the first pic seems to indicate he has the Floating Eye Syndrome afflicting Shawn Michaels.
Swiss Ultimate
02-09-2012, 12:51 PM
He's not too far away from being Amish Roadkill.
Where is St. Jimmy for the defense?
Kane Knight
02-10-2012, 06:11 PM
Busy having no honour.
Taker it Easy
02-10-2012, 06:15 PM
I have seen Kevin a few times live at various ROH shows. Right, so one show if I recall correctly it was Kevin vs. El Generico but that is not important.
Kevin is heel at the time. He looks disgusting in real life, has these nasty weird spots under his arms near his arm pits. They are very questionable and provoking in ways. After the match he is all sweaty and stuff. The fans are hating on him. Kevin Steen walks over to a section of the front row and kind of gets into an altercation with a male teenage fan. Then Kevin Steen kisses the boy on the lips in front of the whole packed joint. Kevin made the boy do it, there was no way the kid wanted it and no way the kid could have evaded Kevin Steens lips once Kevin Steen decided he must kiss this teenage prodigy. Everyone saw it.
The kid was embarrassed and it was awkward and really, really strange. We were all like, did you just see that? It was unbelievable that a wrestler would kiss a male fan on the lips, much less with what can be described as forceful lust or passion. Never really like Steen after that moment.
#1-norm-fan
02-10-2012, 06:21 PM
Would it have been acceptable if he kissed a female fan on the lips?
Taker it Easy
02-10-2012, 06:23 PM
Would it have been acceptable if he kissed a female fan on the lips?
If she was of age, yes. Listen, this was not a pop on the lips ok. This was a mans kiss. Like lip suckage and seconds of time passing. Kevin forced himself.
This was a teenage male at a ROH wrestling show in Manhattan. All indications point to him being < 18 years of age. So, was it acceptable or preferable or right?
#1-norm-fan
02-10-2012, 06:58 PM
lol. A man's kiss.
Gertner
02-11-2012, 10:49 AM
He wrestles in the bush leagues if front of fat virgins. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know.
DAMN iNATOR
02-11-2012, 05:26 PM
I swear when I read the thread title I thought it was about Brodus Clay (who's gimmick really needs to go "extinct"...immediately)
#1-norm-fan
02-11-2012, 05:37 PM
I thought it was going to be an old video of Brodus too considering the charisma he exibited before made him look like a totally different person.
Swiss Ultimate
02-11-2012, 06:40 PM
Brodus Clay is light-years ahead of someone like Kevin Steen. Fact.
Jordan
02-11-2012, 06:51 PM
I swear when I read the thread title I thought it was about Brodus Clay (who's gimmick really needs to go "extinct"...immediately)
No it doesn't.
Swiss Ultimate
05-04-2018, 08:15 PM
Well, you've provided me with some hard logic to refute. I can honestly say that my enjoyment of a match is based purely on the number of moves performed. I fucking hate how the WWE has watered down CM Punk and Brian Danielson. C'mon...we know they can do way more kicks than that, you know?
Fignuts
05-04-2018, 09:35 PM
ok
Mr. Nerfect
05-05-2018, 09:40 AM
His name is Kevin Owens. He works for the WWE now. He still has no charisma but was one of their World Champions.
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