View Full Version : Official RAW SuperShow Thread - The (Super)Showstopper is BACK! (2/13/2012)
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 10:45 PM
So instead of Cena embracing the hate, he embrace his inner man-whore and went Jersey Shore on the Long Island Iced Z HA!
James Steele
02-13-2012, 10:46 PM
They are going to recreate WrestleMania 17. Ryder is going to stand up out of his wheelchair to kick John Cena in the balls.
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 10:46 PM
lol when his bones knit
Corndad
02-13-2012, 10:46 PM
Another unexpected turn of events tonight WWE. Bravo.
Ryder being Heel could be interesting but really hope this leads to Ryder becoming a Bad Ass Mo Fo.
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 10:46 PM
Heel Ryder, doubt it...
Heel Eve... more likely...
DirtyD
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
Ryder's face = hahahaha
Volare
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
BEAT HER WITH THE CRUTCH AND BE A FUCKING MAN!!
James Steele
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
Next Week: Cena uses Otunga's legal prowess to get Ryder's Power of Attorney and get them to dope up Ryder while he blatantly fondles Eve's salacious ass right in front of him.
ClockShot
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! RYDER SMASH!
Corndad
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
Eve is a HOE!!!!
el bobbo
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
"Friend-Zoned"
Innovator
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
Friendzone: population bro
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 10:47 PM
Oh fuck you, bitch.
James Steele
02-13-2012, 10:48 PM
ICON VS ICON
ROCK VS CENA
EVE'S PUSSY AND RYDER'S DOCTOR BILLS ON THE LINE
Corndad
02-13-2012, 10:48 PM
Miz: Jobber to the Stars.
Cool King
02-13-2012, 10:48 PM
lol The Miz doesn't get an entrance.
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 10:48 PM
Pretty sure I remember Eve referring to Ryder as her boyfriend recently...
Providence Peep
02-13-2012, 10:49 PM
HAPPY VALENTINO DAY.
Cool King
02-13-2012, 10:49 PM
lol "Poor Zack".
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 10:49 PM
LOL "Poor Zack"
el bobbo
02-13-2012, 10:50 PM
#WhyILoveWeed is also trending
Corndad
02-13-2012, 10:50 PM
Poor Zack is trending. Beyond Fantastic.
Immortal Moose
02-13-2012, 10:51 PM
Talking with my roommate but holy shit what a swerve
James Steele
02-13-2012, 10:52 PM
ICON VS ICON
ERA VS ERA
ROCK VS CENA
POONTANG PRISON MATCH
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#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 10:53 PM
HacksawJimDuggan: "Woah! John Cena and Eve rocking a smooch! And to think I thought John Cena was.. Uh... You know... Adrian Adonis. HooOooOoo! USA! USA! ;Q"
Skippord
02-13-2012, 10:53 PM
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i really can't help but feel sorry for poor zack ryder, eve is such a bimbo for doing that. <s>#</s>raw (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23raw)
Skippord
02-13-2012, 10:55 PM
Poor Zack got put in the Friend Zone I actually thought Zach & Eve were cute & then... She kissed Cena! 0.0 did anyone else see tongue?
Corndad
02-13-2012, 10:55 PM
Miz has gone downhill so far since this time last year.
ClockShot
02-13-2012, 10:55 PM
Punk brings out the Vice tonight.
We got about a good 10 mins. left.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 10:55 PM
lol. Kane just realized Eve wasn't in there.
Skippord
02-13-2012, 10:55 PM
"omg" is all i could say when cena kissed eve and poor zack ryder saw D: omg poor broski!
Volare
02-13-2012, 10:55 PM
Ryder set up Cena?
Corndad
02-13-2012, 10:57 PM
Commercial break at a peculiar time
DirtyD
02-13-2012, 10:57 PM
Ryder set up Cena?
something cool like that, hopefully.
Miz has gone downhill so far since this time last year.
I don't really see how you come to this conclusion outside of his spot on the card, he's had a bad fortnight at worst
James Steele
02-13-2012, 10:58 PM
ICON VS ICON
ERA VS ERA
ROCK VS CENA
POONTANG PRISON MATCH
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SPOILER ALERT
RIC FLAIR WINS!
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Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 10:59 PM
Eve has future endevored Zack Ryder...
Innovator
02-13-2012, 10:59 PM
I think the Truth spot last week messed with Miz a lot.
ClockShot
02-13-2012, 10:59 PM
Hey. You can't cheer this guy.
Corndad
02-13-2012, 11:00 PM
I don't really see how you come to this conclusion outside of his spot on the card, he's had a bad fortnight at worst
He's seemed a bit off for a while to me. Even going back to Survivor Series stuff with Cena and Rock. He seemed outclassed and out matched. Maybe just the way they have been booking him but I have lost a lot of interest in him.
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:00 PM
Cole, I thought they hadn't had an Ambulance match in so long because a Stretcher Match is much more cost effective and is basically the same thing.
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:00 PM
Hustle, Loyalty, And Respect for everything except his friend's feelings
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:01 PM
Higher Power moment coming here:
IT WAS ME RYDER! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND! I EMBRACED THE HATE AND FUCKED HER WITH THE RAGE OF 1000 MARINES! I EVEN PUT EVE IN THE STF AND PLAYED NAKED TWISTER UNTIL ALL 20 BOTTLES OF ZIMA WERE GONE!
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:01 PM
Kane makes really weird plans apparently
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:02 PM
:rofl:
We all hate you chant. Nice.
Corndad
02-13-2012, 11:02 PM
We all hate you lol
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:02 PM
Great chant there. Good work SD crowd.
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 11:03 PM
lol. Fuck crowds.
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:03 PM
He's seemed a bit off for a while to me. Even going back to Survivor Series stuff with Cena and Rock. He seemed outclassed and out matched. Maybe just the way they have been booking him but I have lost a lot of interest in him.
I agree with this. His promos aren't as entertaining as they were a year ago. Really since the pairing with R-Truth where his combo of smarmy/badass heel turned into a comedy routine, he really has not been the same.
Honestly, I felt the same with Del Rio after he lost the strap. Both of these guys it seemed their characters took a hit after losing the belt.
Btw... "We All Hate You"..... :rofl::rofl: Also love the whole he turned my friends against me. That makes total storyline sense.
teenage melodrama tells me that in the end, Zach is going to wind up with some bird that's mad into him, Cena and Eve will have a mutual "we kind of want to but we won't" and she'll leave to go to college and Kane will end up shouting angrily into the sky as the camera pans out because his evil plan to ruin Cena's disco/party is halted
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:03 PM
really bummed he's not wrestling tonight you guys
DirtyD
02-13-2012, 11:04 PM
fruity pebbles hahaha
top babyface and top heel at the same time
ClockShot
02-13-2012, 11:04 PM
Here we go!
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:05 PM
Good scowl Zack
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:05 PM
RISE ABOVE HATE, BRO? I'M GOING TO RISE ABOVE A BROKEN BACK AND KICK YOUR ASS! WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT, BITCH! *TWACK*
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:05 PM
It's probably unintentional, but this is really sounding dangerously close to a heel promo. Seriously, between being oblivious to what he did with Eve, talking smack on the Rock and basically saying FU to the fans chants, he's not coming across as Super Cena face.
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:05 PM
lol why wouldn't you wheel yourself closer to the ring?
fairly sure our Zach has never used a pair of crutches in his life
lol why wouldn't you wheel yourself closer to the ring?
ahahaha
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:06 PM
Would be funny if Zack dropper the crutches and walked...
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 11:06 PM
RYDERS FAKING IT!
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:07 PM
Top babyface about to attack an injured guy, LETS GO CENA
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:07 PM
Cena...you can't be the good guy for beating up a cripple after you made out with his girl.
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:07 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:07 PM
So um, Cena got mad that the guy who he just screwed over slapped him? The handicapped friend? Either Cena's going heel, or this is really really really bad scriptwriting.
this is about 30/40 minutes away from the end of the film where Zack is angry and Cena retaliates because he's a tough guy and feels bad and guilty and stuff
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:08 PM
Shoot his ass.
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:09 PM
Kane...you raped and murdered your one true love. Pretty low... :p
fairly sure that right before he thwarts Kane's attempts to ruin the disco that Zack meets his new bird at and says his goodbyes to Eve, Cena's going to show up outside Zack's house holding a boombox over his head
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 11:09 PM
lol. Kane just said he beats off.
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:09 PM
So wait....
Cena kissing a woman means he now hates people? Check that. Cena isn't going heel.
This just became the worst build up to a pay-per-view match I've ever seen.
Immortal Moose
02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
WWE_Creative WWE Creative
So @JohnCena steals @ZackRyder 's girl and then makes him look like a fool...and he's the babyface. We got this under control. #RAWTonight
el bobbo
02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
YES!!!!
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
lol at this point Kane is just being a dick
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
Cena shooting up the X's...IT'S A SHOOT!
DrCrawford
02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
apparently ryder is now kenny from southpark and needs to die every episode
Supreme Olajuwon
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
BUTTCRACK
Corndad
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
BOO EVE BOO
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
Cena/Eve about to pull an Armageddon 99 and reveal they were in it together all along!
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
lol Ryder's medical bills are ridiculous
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
Next week: Eve gets addicted to caffeine pills
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
Insanely insanely stupid. Wow. This is what happens when the WWE doesn't know to do with Cena when he's not in the title picture.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
Jesus guys, just lay him right next to the edge of the pad.
Corndad
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
apparently ryder is now kenny from southpark and needs to die every episode
Was just gonna write this same thing. :rofl:
Malfeitor
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
Why does Raw always have to end with this noise?
Mr. JL
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
Oh My God... you killed Ryder... you BASTARD!
ClockShot
02-13-2012, 11:12 PM
ARE YOU HAPPY, CENA?
Cool King
02-13-2012, 11:12 PM
That girls reaction when she realised she was on camera! :rofl:
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:13 PM
WWE Creative <s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative) What's even sadder is that this was <s>@</s>ZackRyder (https://twitter.com/#%21/ZackRyder) 's Make-a-Wish. <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23RAWTonight)
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Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:13 PM
Zack has seen more stretcher time in the past two months than any wrestler in the history of sports entertainment...
#1-norm-fan
02-13-2012, 11:15 PM
Next week: Eve gets addicted to caffeine pills
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Oh My God... you killed Ryder... you BASTARD!
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jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:16 PM
The one thing I will say. That might have been the bump of the year.
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:16 PM
The Iron Sheik <s>@</s>the_ironsheik (https://twitter.com/#%21/the_ironsheik) zack ryder look like mickey mouse with no balls but he still get over big time. he good for business new country way
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:16 PM
The Iron Sheik <s>@</s>the_ironsheik (https://twitter.com/#%21/the_ironsheik)
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zack ryder look like mickey mouse with no balls but he still get over big time. he good for business new country way
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:16 PM
lol when his bones knit
Its a Garfield comic reference....
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:17 PM
DAMMIT SKIPPY
Emperor Smeat
02-13-2012, 11:17 PM
Next week Ryder should just start wheeling himself away the moment he sees Cena since nothing good has occurred to him once he talks to Cena during a show.
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:17 PM
The Iron Sheik <s>@</s>the_ironsheik (https://twitter.com/#%21/the_ironsheik) kane look like crazy fucking asshole with new gimmick
Skippord
02-13-2012, 11:18 PM
DAMMIT SKIPPY
BOOM!
Graveler
02-13-2012, 11:18 PM
Someone should take audio from Mr. Bill and set it to Ryder getting pushed off
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:18 PM
Eve and Kane are in on it... calling it now...
Providence Peep
02-13-2012, 11:19 PM
apparently ryder is now kenny from southpark and needs to die every episode
:lol:
DirtyD
02-13-2012, 11:19 PM
So since Ryder is Raw's Kenny and Kane is Cartman because of all his diabolical planning, then who is Cena?
Innovator
02-13-2012, 11:19 PM
I'm waiting for a KKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN...EEEEEEEEEEEEE out of Cena
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:20 PM
Someone should take audio from Mr. Bill and set it to Ryder getting pushed off
Do it... also every accident... the choke slam through the stage, the tombstone... everything... get on it.
Providence Peep
02-13-2012, 11:21 PM
Best fuckin' RAW in months?
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:22 PM
I'm waiting for a KKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN...EEEEEEEEEEEEE out of Cena
"I no longer need to kill you John. I've hurt you. And I want to go on....hurting you.
I shall leave you as you left me....and left Katie Vick. Marooned in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive John.....Buried....Alive...."
Immortal Moose
02-13-2012, 11:25 PM
So since Ryder is Raw's Kenny and Kane is Cartman because of all his diabolical planning, then who is Cena?
Satan...
What Would Kevin Do?
02-13-2012, 11:26 PM
So the build up for the Cena Kane match is awesome, but the build for the HHH/Taker match is fucking amazing.
I'm not looking forward to the match, but the way they are building it is superb. HHH's promo and essentially calling the Undertaker a commodity, something he needs to make a profit, was brilliant.
I almost want the Undertaker to come out and tell HHH that he is no one's commodity, and either HHH accepts his challenge, or Undertaker is retiring. That way, either way, HHH will be responsible for "losing the commodity" that is the Undertaker. Either way, I hope they don't go with the typical Taker mind games, and have Taker actually do something in response to HHH looking at Taker from a business standpoint.
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02-13-2012, 11:27 PM
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Immortal Moose
02-13-2012, 11:27 PM
I certainly enjoyed that Raw, I'm sure the alcohol had nothing to do with it.
DirtyD
02-13-2012, 11:27 PM
Satan...
Scott Tenorman because just wait, the big surprise at Elimination Chamber wont be the winner of the matches but whats in Cena's chili.
McLegend
02-13-2012, 11:28 PM
I really like that angle tonight. They are making Cena look like a dickhead.
DirtyD
02-13-2012, 11:28 PM
I certainly that Raw, I'm sure the alcohol had nothing to do with it.
since you just "certainly," I'm guessing it didn't.
Immortal Moose
02-13-2012, 11:30 PM
since you just "certainly," I'm guessing it didn't.
shhhh ;)
Providence Peep
02-13-2012, 11:32 PM
Next week on RAW: Zach Ryder accidentally spills 'Icy Hot' on his genitals.
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:33 PM
I really like that angle tonight. They are making Cena look like a dickhead.
If I wanted to be optimistic, I would say they just took their biggest step forward yet to turning Cena into a heel.
-cheating on his friend.
-being oblivious to it in a typical "I don't hate people rant"
-goading the fans
-getting pissed off at said handicapped friend, even considering to hit him.
Sadly, the WWE will somehow tease people again and he'll be the hero Sunday, dispatch Kane and somehow use some magical elixir to cure Ryder, put the US Title back on hi, and shoot a Cupid arrow into Ryder so he and Eve end up back together again.
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:33 PM
I really like that angle tonight. They are making Cena look like a dickhead.
And making Eve look bad it the process... I dont think Eve would make a good heel... but then again I said the same thing about Hogan.
Dukelorange
02-13-2012, 11:36 PM
If I wanted to be optimistic, I would say they just took their biggest step forward yet to turning Cena into a heel.
-cheating on his friend.
-being oblivious to it in a typical "I don't hate people rant"
-goading the fans
-getting pissed off at said handicapped friend, even considering to hit him.
Sadly, the WWE will somehow tease people again and he'll be the hero Sunday, dispatch Kane and somehow use some magical elixir to cure Ryder, put the US Title back on hi, and shoot a Cupid arrow into Ryder so he and Eve end up back together again.
So what you are saying is that WWE is trolling us in biblical proportions....
Could be...
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:41 PM
Once again, Triple H has opened my wallet and taken my money for WrestleMania!
Corndad
02-13-2012, 11:43 PM
I almost want the Undertaker to come out and tell HHH that he is no one's commodity, and either HHH accepts his challenge, or Undertaker is retiring. That way, either way, HHH will be responsible for "losing the commodity" that is the Undertaker. Either way, I hope they don't go with the typical Taker mind games, and have Taker actually do something in response to HHH looking at Taker from a business standpoint.
Freakin Love That. That would be outstanding.
James Steele
02-13-2012, 11:47 PM
I still want Undertaker to make 1 more sacrifice before he retires. 1998-1999 Undertaker was fucking badass.
jkman61494
02-13-2012, 11:49 PM
I still want Undertaker to make 1 more sacrifice before he retires. 1998-1999 Undertaker was fucking badass.
At this point he might as well just put Ryder on a cross.
Mr. JL
02-14-2012, 12:11 AM
So the build up for the Cena Kane match is awesome, but the build for the HHH/Taker match is fucking amazing.
I'm not looking forward to the match, but the way they are building it is superb. HHH's promo and essentially calling the Undertaker a commodity, something he needs to make a profit, was brilliant.
I almost want the Undertaker to come out and tell HHH that he is no one's commodity, and either HHH accepts his challenge, or Undertaker is retiring. That way, either way, HHH will be responsible for "losing the commodity" that is the Undertaker. Either way, I hope they don't go with the typical Taker mind games, and have Taker actually do something in response to HHH looking at Taker from a business standpoint.
Possibly going the route that the Undertaker took when Ric Flair turned down his challenge at WrestleMania X8?
The Undertaker beat up Arn Anderson, absolutely wrecked his son David Flair and etc... until Ric Flair accepted the challenge.
James Steele
02-14-2012, 12:17 AM
Maybe Taker will tie Justin Credible onto his modified crucifix and dangle him over a giant pot of boiling marinara sauce and throwing breadsticks at him until Triple H agrees to do battle.
Lock Jaw
02-14-2012, 12:19 AM
Zack Ryder is gonna EMBRACE THE HATE and cost Cena at Mania now.
Mr. JL
02-14-2012, 12:20 AM
I think Justin Credible is an expendable member of the Kliq. It might work for X-Pac though...
James Steele
02-14-2012, 12:23 AM
I think Justin Credible is an expendable member of the Kliq. It might work for X-Pac though...
The marinara sauce and breadsticks wouldn't be as poetically hilarious though. I guess you could crucify X-Pac over a cauldron of herpes infested Chyna pussyjuice.
Mr. JL
02-14-2012, 12:28 AM
The marinara sauce and breadsticks wouldn't be as poetically hilarious though. I guess you could crucify X-Pac over a cauldron of herpes infested Chyna pussyjuice.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww...okay lets stick with the justin credibe thing. I don't think I can stomach the latter.
James Steele
02-14-2012, 12:31 AM
Also, Taker could through dildos at X-Pac. I'd pay to see Undertaker play Dildo Darts with X-Pac's face being the bullseye.
James Steele
02-14-2012, 12:36 AM
This would all lead of course to the reunion of the greatest stable of all time and an epic WrestleMania XIX rematch...
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Mr. Pierre
02-14-2012, 12:38 AM
Wow, this Mania is shaping up perfectly...
Taker/HHH is amazing so far..like everyone has said, the "business" perspective from HHH makes sense, has a sense of realism to it, and it works for all audiences. The match is going to be a classic.
Jericho/Punk will be great. On any other Mania, this would be higher on the card, but this will be the mat-classic to staple the show. I fully expect Jericho to win the Chamber and Punk challenging.
Ryder/Kane is going to officially make Ryder a star. He'll come back as more of a badass, possibly an upgrade in the theme department, and he's set.
And of course you have Rock/Cena :y:
If the rumors of MITB are true, and also add Bryan/Sheamus, and an Orton match, this Mania will be tremendous.
Mr. Pierre
02-14-2012, 12:43 AM
Also, Orton/Show have great chemistry..Yeah, the RKO was a "wtf", but that match was really really good. After watching SD, I thought those two might have a shot at having a Mania match, but watching RAW, it doesn't seem like that's in the plans, since they used a lot of counters/cool spots.
James Steele
02-14-2012, 12:48 AM
Still contend the Corporate Ministry theme is one of the greatest themes of all time:
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James Steele
02-14-2012, 01:02 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/256/764/1382011485_53ac76a62d_display_image.jpg?1276388425
I can see them doing this with Cena and all the kids crying. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#BROKEN Hasney
02-14-2012, 01:05 AM
More annoyed than I should be by remembering Cena getting thrown through a spotlight by Big Show and him showing up the day after on Raw completely unscathed and having Ryder in all manner of pain from something that happened a couple of weeks ago.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-14-2012, 01:07 AM
And yet through all that, Zack Ryder's greatest injury is a broken heart. :'(
jkman61494
02-14-2012, 01:09 AM
Still contend the Corporate Ministry theme is one of the greatest themes of all time:
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Absolutely amazing theme but just looking at that Titantron, that's got to be one of the more star studded stables in wrestling history.
HHH
Taker
The McMahons
Edge
Christian
Bradshaw
Farooq
Wow
James Steele
02-14-2012, 01:19 AM
You forgot Mideon and Viscera. It was a "Super Stable" since the two most powerful heel stables joined forces.
#BROKEN Hasney
02-14-2012, 01:22 AM
You forgot Mideon and Viscera. It was a "Super Stable" since the two most powerful heel stables joined forces.
The three biggest stables as the Ministry had already absorbed the "biggest"
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brood/07.jpg
James Steele
02-14-2012, 01:30 AM
I think you are slightly overstating the importance of The Brood, and I can't remember if The Brood had been kicked out of The Ministry by the time The Corporate Ministry started or not. I remember they rebelled and got the hell beaten out of then when Gangrel refused to flog Edge or vice versa.
James Steele
02-14-2012, 01:32 AM
I am telling you right now: I would piss my pants in utter joy if RAW opened with a *GONG* *PYRO* Triple H tied to the symbol above the titantron with Undertaker doing his whole eyes-in-the-back-of-his-head-and-looking-evil-as-fuck thing in front of him.
James Steele
02-14-2012, 01:35 AM
I also think Lemmy/Harley Race Mutton Chops Triple H should appear at WrestleMania XXVIII.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/691/381/3h2_display_image.jpg?1296714282
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/ugly-lemmy-431x300.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZUP2jeSrKDpumTk-8qwqjlY3tUF4rupoLAloRWYpFqTuFMj8fGhJGwSXT9g
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jbScMkRsL1c/TwVSOuzTx2I/AAAAAAAAFwE/HuMfDs2AZEI/s1600/Eve+Torres+Hot1.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WufUejivNFA/TuoXF62A7HI/AAAAAAAAGBo/gROQg1nQ0SI/s1600/WWE+Eve+Torres-_3.jpg
http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/12323.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_auA_TzZloGs/Sjr2vFgA3JI/AAAAAAAABmc/fzjIyhxjZts/s400/sexy-kelly-kelly-bikini-pics-1.jpg
JimmyMess
02-14-2012, 01:45 AM
I was at work and missed the show. I just read the recap though, and it really came off like an episode of "The Hills" or one of those melodrama reality shows....
Was it like that?
Lock Jaw
02-14-2012, 01:45 AM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r80/adanse001/WWE/WheelchairRyder.gif
FINALLY someone pushes Zack Ryder
Anyone else mark out @ "Do you understand what I am saying to you right now?"
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Cool King
02-14-2012, 03:40 AM
I forgot to say when it happened, but this time last year, none of us could ever imagine Zack Ryder slapping John Cena in the middle of the ring during the closing segment of Raw.
What a difference a year makes.
Cool King
02-14-2012, 03:41 AM
And I guess you can also add in the fact that Ryder managed to walk away from it without getting laid out in the ring by Cena.
Cool King
02-14-2012, 03:42 AM
But then he was pushed off the stage in a wheelchair at some speed, after it. :-\
#BROKEN Hasney
02-14-2012, 03:47 AM
And I guess you can also add in the fact that Ryder managed to walk away from it without getting laid<s></s>
Cool King
02-14-2012, 03:52 AM
Left side of the screen at 0:08. ;)
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"Aaaand ACTION!"
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-14-2012, 04:17 AM
Anybody think Eve will turn into Kane's hot evil heel bitch?
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-14-2012, 04:29 AM
Anyone else mark out @ "Do you understand what I am saying to you right now?"
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Chris Jericho is a Chris Tucker wannabe.
Skippord
02-14-2012, 05:44 AM
why did Eve willingly get in the ambulance!!!?
Disturbed316
02-14-2012, 06:33 AM
This whole thing with Kane and Zack Ryder reminds me of the "thats not wise Mr White" web skits from a few years back.
Innovator
02-14-2012, 07:38 AM
CM Punk <s>@</s>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk)
Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk/status/169325162502692868)
“<s>@</s>EveMarieTorres (https://twitter.com/#%21/EveMarieTorres): I'm only human.” Are you serious, bro?
Innovator
02-14-2012, 09:15 AM
I forgot to say when it happened, but this time last year, none of us could ever imagine Zack Ryder slapping John Cena in the middle of the ring during the closing segment of Raw.
What a difference a year makes.
This time last year everyone was jizzing themselves cause the Rock returned.
jkman61494
02-14-2012, 10:14 AM
why did Eve willingly get in the ambulance!!!?
I was thinking the EXACT same thing after watching this. You know, you could say maybe it's just to show she's a hate embracer and is with Kane.
However, seeing the director of the segment appearing on screen, my bet is they cut to the scene to quick and she was just getting ready.
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 11:01 AM
It definitely looks like they just weren't ready considering Kane just standing there until he got the signal and then starting to shut the doors. Even with the scene being cut to too quick though, why she waited til the last second to get in the ambulance is beyond me. lol. So unorganized. Just sit in there a few minutes early and be ready.
Dukelorange
02-14-2012, 12:31 PM
Being live is a blessing and a curse... If this was TNA or Smackdown the whole thing would have been reshot...
But live makes the good moments magical...
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 12:37 PM
They wouldn't have to re-shoot. Just edit out that first 2 seconds or so and cut straight to Kane shutting the door with Eve inside and all is well.
Lock Jaw
02-14-2012, 12:40 PM
They can't edit it out if it is live. They can edit it on replays and in recaps.
Dukelorange
02-14-2012, 12:45 PM
They can't edit it out if it is live. They can edit it on replays and in recaps.
Correct, however all live feeds have a delay for the censors to catch any issues... They could just increase the time delay...
Innovator
02-14-2012, 12:46 PM
They can't edit it out if it is live. They can edit it on replays and in recaps.
Kinda like how Cena's death scowl has been edited out of all recaps.
Lock Jaw
02-14-2012, 12:47 PM
That would be up to the individual broadcasters.
MIZantine Empire
02-14-2012, 12:57 PM
I really wish I would've started going to WWE events earlier so I could've witnessed a Shawn Michaels match.
ive only been able to see two hbk matches in person, one was a house show, and one was his last match ever. that wrestlemania match with taker was just, wow..i still think about it and get goosebumps. was prob the best match i have seen live, and i am so happy wwe decided to hold wrestlemania in phx that year!
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 01:01 PM
They can't edit it out if it is live. They can edit it on replays and in recaps.
I was replying to the post above me about if it weren't live like TNA or Smackdown.
loopydate
02-14-2012, 01:06 PM
ive only been able to see two hbk matches in person, one was a house show, and one was his last match ever. that wrestlemania match with taker was just, wow..i still think about it and get goosebumps. was prob the best match i have seen live, and i am so happy wwe decided to hold wrestlemania in phx that year!
I only saw him wrestle once, and that was in 1995, before his first WWF Title win, so I missed out on a lot of awesomeness :(
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 01:08 PM
I saw him wrestle once live as well. It was the night he turned on Hogan leading to their SummerSlam match.
MIZantine Empire
02-14-2012, 01:08 PM
So since Ryder is Raw's Kenny and Kane is Cartman because of all his diabolical planning, then who is Cena?
cena is butters...wait, i love butters...cena is mr mackey
I saw him wrestle once live as well. It was the night he turned on Hogan leading to their SummerSlam match.
outstanding turn
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 01:12 PM
I was front row, not really even paying attention as they were just celebrating in the ring when I heard the crowd react and turned back to see Hogan laid out. Awesome.
MIZantine Empire
02-14-2012, 01:15 PM
so my gf hates wrestling, but watched raw with me last night. she saw micheal cole and went "he's hot for an old guy" needless to say, she wont be watching raw with me again. lol
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 01:21 PM
What? You don't like it when your girlfriend speaks the truth?
Nark Order
02-14-2012, 01:34 PM
I'm not fond of the HHH/Taker buildup. It's kind of ridiculous and based on no real logic. HHH is afraid to ruin the brand of the Undertaker after losing to him TWICE at Wrestlemania? What a fucking cock. Trips should be chomping at the bit to get another chance while everyone denies him because "he had his chance twice," and then finally he gets it after doing something drastic. I don't know.
This whole angle just seems like another way for Triple H to humble brag on TV 9000 more times. Why would anybody be so sure of victory at WM after losing twice to the same person at WM. It's silly.
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 01:53 PM
I don't know... the whole "Afraid to ruin the brand" because he's at this new stage of his life and needs to look out for the company makes pretty perfect sense. I don't see the problem.
MisterLee
02-14-2012, 02:39 PM
Yes the story line is going perfectly in my opinion..they just need to have Undertaker to be there and confront him personally..not these weird promo videos where he's getting a hair cut. lol
Lock Jaw
02-14-2012, 02:41 PM
Can't wait for Heisentaker to show up again.
Lock Jaw
02-14-2012, 02:49 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2j5gt5h.gif
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdblnaRYs1qbigi2o1_400.gif
MisterLee
02-14-2012, 02:51 PM
look like a european uppercut. lol
#1-norm-fan
02-14-2012, 02:55 PM
It looked like Orton was about to do the "getting pushed off and into the ropes" thing while Show was trying to take the RKO.
Volare
02-14-2012, 03:11 PM
I'm digging R-Truth using the crowd's "What?" to get over.
"Don't What me...Okay What me!"
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-14-2012, 03:18 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2j5gt5h.gif
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdblnaRYs1qbigi2o1_400.gif
Would be more believable he was angry if he wasn't staring at her tits.
Cool King
02-14-2012, 03:20 PM
She was really showing them off last night.
Especially at the end of Raw.
BigCrippyZ
02-14-2012, 03:33 PM
Yes, she definitely was. Not that I'm complaining. I've always thought she was hot
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