Lock Jaw Tries To Watch TNA For a Month, and now watches Victory Road

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Zema Ion out to interrupt the celebration. CAN'T ALL THE HEELS JUST GET ALONG?

Gonna try to break the reign like he broke that poor guy's neck? Why is he getting pushed for botching?

[Lock Jaw]

Apparently Zema/Aries is still on for the PPV.

Zema with the most terrible catchphrase "I'm not just F'N pretty... I'm also pretty F'N dangerous!"

[Lock Jaw]

Eric Young and ODB talking about where to get married. They decide on in the ring, live on Impact, where nothing can possibly go wrong.

[Lock Jaw]

Angle calling Garret Bischoff as Garret BITCH-off. So clever.

Gonna fight him in a five minute match.

[Lock Jaw]

Mickie James vs Gail Kim now.

[Lock Jaw]

Gail wins after a shot with the title belt behind the ref's back.

I like how women's matches are actually given the time to get me invested in them. And that they can at least run the ropes.

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, apparently will be Anderson/AJ vs Daniels/Kaz at the PPV as well.

Anderson/Daniels coming up next. Backstage, Daniels angrily spills Anderson's lemonade.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Anderson's theme. Was not so crazy about Anderson when he was in the WWE, though.

[Lock Jaw]

Anderson seems to be getting a bit of a gut. MORE LIKE FATNERSON.


Also, one minute in, he has already accidentally bust open Daniels.

[Lock Jaw]

MR. ANDERSON! TROUBLE IN PARADISE! JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!

[Lock Jaw]

And here comes Kaz! His hair also looks silky smooth.

[Lock Jaw]

AJ intercepts Kaz and FATNERSON wins with a Flatliner.

I really have no interest in this whole angle. Don't know why.

[Lock Jaw]

Speaking of angles I don't care about...

Here comes Kurt Angle facing Garrett Bischoff in a Five-Minute Challenge Match.

[Lock Jaw]

Wait. That made it sound like I don't care about Kurt Angle. I care for Kurt.

To clarify, I do not care about Garrett Bischoff.

[Lock Jaw]

Angle toys with a beats up Bischoff for five minutes while no selling all offense. However, when he is ready to finally pin him, Garrett throws him out of the ring. He comes back in and does the Angle Slam, but it is now too late.

Garrett wins the challenge, but still looks like an absolute bitch.

[Lock Jaw]

Angle continues the beatdown, and after like 30 seconds in the ankle lock, Jeff Hardy decides to make the save.

[Lock Jaw]

Robbie E on TV... and apparently he will be on the PPV with an "Open Challenge"

[Lock Jaw]

Storm vs Gunner right now.

Storm with the Codebreaker! Clearly a Chris Jericho wannabe.

[Lock Jaw]

Now he wins with a superkick.

Clearly a Chris Jericho wanting to be Shawn Michaels wannabe.

[Lock Jaw]

Time for our MAIN EVENT contract signing.

[Lock Jaw]

They've been running promo packages all show for Sting/Roode and the bits that are interviewing Sting, he seems like the most normal guy in the world, but then they show him being bat-shit crazy and it seems like it isn't even the same guy. He needs to find some sort of balance.

[Lock Jaw]

Well that was easy. They both just signed the contract without even saying a word. They will most likely now say words, though.

[Lock Jaw]

Bobby with a great promo. Sting goes banana, beats him up, puts him into blackface, and beats him up some more.

[Lock Jaw]

Thus concludes my month-long odyssey into the realm of TNA wrestling television.

I will post my overall final thoughts soon.

[Skippord]

Sting only went singular banana?

[James Steele]

The most important question is...are you going to pay for TNA's ppv tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Final Thoughts:

As with the WWE, there are some good things and some bad things. Topping the good are names like Bobby Roode, Austin Aries, James Storm, Kurt Angle, Sting, Bully Ray, and the Knockouts Division in general. Also, that Hulk Hogan was only on screen once the entire month.

Topping the bad is their production style (which I got used to, but still don't like), Garrett Bischoff, some of their booking, and Jeff Hardy. Hardy isn't being terrible or anything, but I just find it so ridiculous that he RUINED a main event PPV match, screwing everybody over.... and he comes back and is rewarded by being put right back in as a main event guy and being presented by the commentators as being an inspiring role model.

Now, let us examine how they did in creating hype for their PPV. Let's take a look at...

VICTORY ROAD

Television Champion Robbie E issues an Open Challenge
VERDICT: Pretty much no hype or buildup. Their Television champ was barely on TV, and when he was did nothing but annoy me with his gimmick. I don't know who is going to answer his challenge... and I really don't care. Especially if it turns out to be Garrett Bischoff. Or Rob Van Dam.

Knockouts Championship: Gail Kim(c) vs. Madison Rayne
VERDICT: Looking forward to this one. Don't know the backstory, but at the beginning of the month they seemed like BFFs. Throughout the month their competitiveness and one-upswomanship cost them the Tag Titles, and now they must fight each other. Even though this one is heel vs. heel, I am much interested in it. Certainly more than I have for a WWE Woman's match in years and years.

X-Division Championship: Austin Aries(c) vs. Zema Ion
VERDICT: Zema seems like he is not even on Aries' level. In fact, none of the X-Division people that I have seen seem to be on his level. A heel vs. heel match, but Aries I guess is not "as heel" or something for this "feud". They fought two weeks ago for free and Zema won by DQ. It should be an OK match if Aries doesn't get crippled, but in the end they just seem on different levels and an Aries win is inevitable.

Tag Team Championship: Samoa Joe & Magnus(c) vs. Crimson & Matt Morgan
VERDICT: From the build up, it should be a fun brawling type match... which we already saw in Week 2 for free. But here they are with another rematch.... which really just feels like a stage for the inevitable Crimson/Morgan breakup and brawl. So another match where the victor is pretty much guaranteed unless they want to reeeeeally milk out the breakup and give them the titles again.

AJ Styles & Mr Anderson vs. Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian
VERDICT: I like all of these guys ok (somewhat less in Anderson's case), but this whole angle... I dunno. It just feels like a holding pattern for all of these guys. I don't know who is going to win this one for sure, but it seems like it won't really matter or solve anything.

Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy
VERDICT: Pretty much the most basic buildup/feud you could possibly have. I have already explained my viewpoint of Jeff Hardy.... but I also have a blind love for anything Kurt Angle does. So this one kind of evens out.

James Storm vs. Bully Ray
VERDICT: Should be a good match, but the booking of it was all WRONG. We saw it in Week 1 for the #1 contendership and Storm won. Bully then continues to go after him and promises he won't make it to Lockdown. So all in all... this match is less important and critical then the one they had on TV, because win, lose, or draw, Storm still goes onto Lockdown. They really should have either had the #1 Contendership match on the PPV, or at least officially put it on the line again.

No Holds Barred: Bobby Roode vs. Sting
VERDICT: Actually pretty hyped for this and want to see it.

[Lock Jaw]

The most important question is...are you going to pay for TNA's ppv tonight?

If I am not going to pay for Wrestlemania, I sure won't be paying for Victory Road.

[CSL]

Sting only went singular banana?

Lock Jaw was french canadian for that post

[Lock Jaw]

All in all, I think there actually is enough to get me to keep watching next month... but as I am no longer under obligation to this thread to watch the whole show, I will probably be skipping some segments.

[Lock Jaw]

I would also totally go out of my way to watch Victory Road tonight if it was a Free Special on Spike.

As it is, I might tune into a stream if I am not doing anything else. Don't feel the need to deeply search for one though.

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, this just came out

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So Bully Ray/Storm will most likely have the contendership on the line. Probably something they should promote on TV and not on the internet 2 hours before the show.

[Lock Jaw]

Found a stream.

Bully Ray in the ring, getting massive heat. "We want D-Von" chants. Massive boos.

[Lock Jaw]

Bully Ray talking about trending worldwide on twitter.

[Lock Jaw]

James Storm got a "chicken legs" chant going on right now.

[Lock Jaw]

Storm agrees to put on his contendership.

Pretty great promo exchange that should have been on TV.

[Lock Jaw]

And Storm wins already.

Somewhat anti-climactic.

Storm seems mad-over though.

[Lock Jaw]

TV: Short promo, long match?

PPV: Long promo, short match?

[Lock Jaw]

JB interviewing Aries backstage. Eric Bischoff kicks JB out and takes over the interview.

[Mr. JL]

Zema Ion has such a dumb name. He sounds like some sort of acne medicine.

[Mr. JL]

TNA's only crediible champion Austin Aries... which means he should lose tonight to acne medicine name guy.

[Lock Jaw]

YES YES YES! Austin Aries just took a time-out mid match to Tweet.

Ref: What are you doing?
Aries: Hold on, I'm tweeting...

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

Aries with the win. Booked like a face, fans mad cheering, commentators treating him like a face.... must be a face.

[Mr. JL]

Wrestling and Tweeting

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty enjoyable match, but the build up to it would not want to make me have paid for it.

[Lock Jaw]

Motor City Machine Guns mysterious-like hype promo. COMING SOON. :y:

[Mr. JL]

Motor City Machine Guns mysterious-like hype promo. COMING SOON. :y:

:y::yes:

[Lock Jaw]

Tag Team Title Match now

[Lock Jaw]

Dueling "We Want Morgan"-"No We Don't" chants.

[Mr. JL]

Yeah... I really wish they were not in Universal Studios. The crowd is annoying 99% of the time. I am also sick of watching TNA in the same venue over and over and over.

[Lock Jaw]

Crimson not tagging Morgan the whole match. Now Morgan tagged himself in, so Crimson not happy. Crimson walks off, saying he is the winner of the team.

Matt Morgan says "Fuck you".

[Lock Jaw]

Now Crimson spears Morgan. Joe/Magnus win.

[Blakeamus]

I don't know what to think of that Tag Team finisher? It's original, but looks good/lame all in one.

[Lock Jaw]

They are doing this thing backstage where JB asks wrestlers questions from Twitter. They seem to be even more Twitter crazy than WWE when they are live.

[Lock Jaw]

Taz and Tenay have a screen behind them with a live twitter feed.

[Lock Jaw]

A "Special Interview" with Dixie Carter later tonight! I sure would like to have paid for that!

Now here comes Robbie E!

[Lock Jaw]

Robbie E challenging a fan. Good use of PPV time.

[BigDaddyCool]

I am so sorry for your loss of an evening.

[Lock Jaw]

Television Champ already has more time than he had in four weeks of Television.

[Lock Jaw]

I am so sorry for your loss of an evening.

R.I.P. Evening. :'(

[Lock Jaw]

This is getting pretty brutal.

[Lock Jaw]

D-Von, after not being mentioned in like four weeks, coming out to accept the challenge.

[Lock Jaw]

Ref cuts a promo saying the match is on!

[Lock Jaw]

Brooke Hogan in the front row, preventing Robbie E from using a chair.

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna take a piss break, wouldn't want to miss the women's match.

[Mr. JL]

Who's the blonde? Brooke Hogan???

[Lock Jaw]

I am back, and D-Von is apparently now champion.

New TV champ to not appear on TV.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When did So Cal get So Fat?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Devon Trending #1 World wide my ass.

[BigDaddyCool]

how does tna still exist? I mean I know my retard cousin watches, but they have to have cornered more than a retard market to stay in existence.

[Volare]

Scissor stomp type move....fucking love Tenay.

[Volare]

A WRESTLING MOVE!

[Volare]

I see red panties.

[Volare]

Sell that leg and get up real fast and run!

[Volare]

Crotch Shot :)

[Mr. JL]

WHo's watching via stream in here?? Just taking a head count of who actually paid for this...

[Volare]

The fuck is Madison wearing Senior Airman stripes for on her right arm?

[Mr. JL]

lol Taz... Earl Hebner using Madison's shoulder to help him get up.

[Volare]

Madison had the healing touch applied on her knee.

[Volare]

Kim wins meh. Hey look Rayne is selling finally.

[Lock Jaw]

Gail Kim beats Madison Rayne with her bad finisher. I don't remember what she used to use as her finisher, but she should go back to it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Eat Defeat

[Volare]

Next will be Styles turning Heel on Anderson saying it was a trap to destroy him or some bs.

[Volare]

Someone knocked the shit out of Anderson's eye.

[Lock Jaw]

I notice that Mr. Anderson no longer says his weight in his introducing himself shtick.

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[Mr. JL]

Can someone please tell AJ Styles to take off those gloves..

[Volare]

I'm just watching this cause I gotta go pick up my roomate then when I get back it's NHL 12 time.

[Volare]

Can someone please tell AJ Styles to take off those gloves..

He's gotta catch dem fools somehow.

[St. Jimmy]

#victoryroad #nobuys

[Mr. JL]

lol

[Volare]

#stylesjackedmysterioswardrobe

[Mr. JL]

#victoryroad #nobuys

:lol:

[Volare]

And when did Daniels join MCMG?

[Volare]

Rub that retarded tattoo off!!

[Lock Jaw]

Don't give a shit about this match at all.

[Volare]

ITS NOT A FUCKING SPLIT LEG FUCKING RETARDED ASS TENAY!!

[Mr. JL]

Rubbing AJ on the AJ!!! Only in TNA folks!

[Mr. JL]

how does tna still exist? I mean I know my retard cousin watches, but they have to have cornered more than a retard market to stay in existence.

[Mr. JL]

HOLY SHIT that was a pretty cool spot.

[Mr. JL]

too bad it will be forever lost in this crap pile.

[Lock Jaw]

Finally match over. AJ/Fatnerson wins. Match that I don't care about naturally has to be long.

[Mr. JL]

AJ backflip countered by Daniels with a drop kick to the face was the only highlight. Otherwise dead.

[Mr. JL]

That was a awesome promo by Kurt on Jeff

[Mr. JL]

I have some high expectations for this match. Hopefully these two put on a great match.

[Lock Jaw]

Jeff Hardy freaks me out. Makes me uncomfortable. Gives me the "Heebie Jeebies"

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish this lady in the crowd would stop screaming every 30 seconds.

[Blakeamus]

Isn't it Brooke Hogan? Or maybe a fat Jeff Hardy fan?

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty great match between Angle/Hardy. Forgot how much I enjoy Angle.

Angle wins with his hands on the ropes though, so THIS AIN'T OVAH.

[Lock Jaw]

Audience chanting "Bullshit"

[Mr. JL]

Wow, that ref is horrible. He's laying on Jeff's head as he counts three while facing the opposite way of Angle/Hardy.

That was a very ggood match between these two guys.

[Lock Jaw]

You kidding me? Highlight package of the night so far. What is this, Wrestlemania?

[Mr. JL]

MAIN EVENT right now? Its 10:20pm and 50 year old Sting is gonna go 30 - 40 mins??

[Lock Jaw]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lock Jaw]

What a shitty ending to a good match.

[Blakeamus]

wow....

[Lock Jaw]

Roode set up a chair in the ring, but Sting "didn't know", reversed some stuff... then did the Scorpion Death Drop.... and hit his own head on the chair on the way down, knocking himself out.

[Blakeamus]

this. is. horrible.

[Blakeamus]

And why wouldnt James Storm come out?

[Lock Jaw]

Bobby beats Sting up some more, ties him up, brings Dixie Carter into the ring, calls her a bitch multiple times and rapes her in front of Sting.

James Storm, the number one contender, or any other face, does nothing.

[Lock Jaw]

Leave it to TNA to leave a sour taste in my mouth at the end of the night.

[Mr. JL]

Bobby Roode got some HEAT!

But that ending is not how you end a main event match on pay per view. It would have been a good way to finish an Impact television show to reach out to more viewers so Bobby soaks in that heat to the biggest audience possible.

Also, TNA does not explain why the BABYFACE James Storm would come out to help after he has a backstage segment saying he's going to kick Roode's ass, only for Roode to walk away and nothing occur.

[Lock Jaw]

He was obviously drunk.

[Mr. JL]

How could I forget, how stupid of me.

[Mr. JL]

So will you be watching TNA again or has the sour taste turned you off of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Impact Wrestling?

[Lock Jaw]

Don't know. I was going to continue, but the PPV has really soured me. It didn't just leave a bad taste in my mouth for the culmination of the event, but for the entire month.

I don't know why I should watch if the payoff is going to be like that.

If I am really generous, I might give it one more month and see. Don't know if I am that generous.

[Skippord]

so if these results I read are accurate Sting is a retard who does not see chairs?

[Blakeamus]

The only good thing that came out of this PPV, was the airing of the Motorcity Machine Guns coming soon promo.

[James Steele]

The only good thing that came out of this PPV, was the airing of the Motorcity Machine Guns coming soon promo.

Yay! Flippy McFlip Time!!!!!

[Damndirty]

Well... Lockjaw, it may just be me, but I think you should probably wait until the next PPV is over, because it will be the Storm vs. Roode match they've been hyping for a while now. Figured they weren't gonna give Sting the title... though this is TNA. Truthfully, after watching Smackdown this week... I have to say that Impact was actually more entertaining to me.

[LewisTheTruest]

Austin Aries. If you keep watching it's the only valid reason.

[Blakeamus]

Yay! Flippy McFlip Time!!!!!

Even I'm not too fond of that...

[loopydate]

And Storm wins already.

Somewhat anti-climactic.

Storm seems mad-over though.

Storm is working through an ankle injury. They wanted to protect him until Lockdown so they don't risk him getting hurt worse before the big match with Roode.

[XL]

Austin Aries. If you keep watching it's the only valid reason.
I really feel like TNA has happened across something potentially special with Aries. They've done nothing special to push him (his record breaking run as X Division Champ doesn't count as the division is weaker than ever) but he's mad over.

Kinda feel like he could be TNA's answer to Punk.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Austin is very talented and good on the mic, however, being TNA's answer to Punk means nothing until they broaden their fanbase.

[XL]

I mean that Aries could become super popular if management decide to give him the green light. I don't expect/want A Double to start dropping "pipe bombs" and I don't expect him to have any crossover appeal.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I didn't think you meant that, wasn't even disagreeing with your statement. Just pointing out that possessing amazing talent doesn't equate to competition at this point.

[XL]

I wasn't sure that you were disagreeing as such, just wanted to clarify my statement to eliminate any further confusion.

[Rollermacka]

I notice that Mr. Anderson no longer says his weight in his introducing himself shtick.

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Lol, I don't think that Anderson is necessarily fat I mean he don't look like Joe (cheap shot) or gotten that bubble gut that some guys get once they get off the roids (for an example of this, please see Lex Luger 2001 and on). He's not as buff as he was when he debuted, but then again he's admitted he took steroids in the WWE. Plus, I figure WWE has a stricter "appearance policy" than TNA. I don't think he look that bad physically, he was pretty fat when he got there but he looks like he's getting in better shape. He looks alittle better in the ring using less power moves and more technical.

[Damndirty]

I have to say... I seen some very bad acting that night on their backstage segments... telling ya, bad editing!

[Lock Jaw]

How does bad acting = bad editing?

[#1-norm-fan]

I miss Mr. Kennedy :(

[James Steele]

...KENNEDY!

[Rollermacka]

I miss the Disco Inferno :(
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... Inferno

[Damndirty]

How does bad acting = bad editing?

They have all that time before they put the taping on television, they should either have the guys redo the segment if it was done horribly or cut the segment out altogether. The segment I'm most referring to is the Crimson/Morgan segment.