Official Chamber of Elimination Thread: NO SPOILERS/SUCKAS ALLOWED!

[Nicky Fives]

I'm pretty sure I just heard the referee say "four and a half"......

[Cuse8]

ask her!!!! hahah

[Dukelorange]

ASK HER!!!

[El Fangel]

Lol.

[Londoner]

im pleasantly surprised

[DirtyD]

Booker T's commentary is hilarious

[Nicky Fives]

crowd couldn't give 2 shits about this match......

[Swish]

I'm pretty sure I just heard the referee say "four and a half"......

Yeah I heard this as well.

[Londoner]

Booker T's commentary is hilarious

takin it to the street right now, OH YEAH...

[Skippord]

Tamina totally does the Superfly Splash from the ladies tee

[Nicky Fives]

Beth kicked out?!?!?! #dafuck

[Corndad]

Holy shit I actually thought Beth was gonna lose there.

[Dukelorange]

SInce when do divas do false finishes?!?!??!

[Londoner]

And that will be that

[El Fangel]

Oh yay, Beth won!

[Volare]

Nice little match.

[Dukelorange]

Why couldn't they false finish the Glam Slam #notfair

[Frank Drebin]

so many rest holds....tamina isnt ready to work a match on her own. Wheres Kharma?

[Volare]

No Karma wtf.

[Krimzon7]

Fuck these bully promos!

[Nicky Fives]

decent women's match..... too bad it killed all of Tamina's momentum by having Beth kick out of the finish they been pushing on TV heavier than Big Show's buffet bill..... #Kingjoke

[DirtyD]

That was actually a good match, good thing they are pushing real divas that can wrestle now instead of Kelly Kelly, though she is hotter.

[Dukelorange]

Give me a list of divas Beth has NOT beaten yet on the roster....

[Londoner]

lollll santino again

[Juan]

lol Eugene theme music

[Volare]

All this Santino shit and it will be for nothing.

[Corndad]

Love Santino.

[Londoner]

cobraaaaaaaaaa

[Skippord]

hope these skits with Santino end with Christian beating him like Drago beat Apollo Creed

#spoileralert

[Majunior]

Is there anyone who can accept me into the stream group, or something similar?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you think youre funny, mr tasty meat?

[Londoner]

All this Santino shit and it will be for nothing.

Just believe man.

JUST BELIEVE.

[Blakeamus]

You would think that the only reason they have Santino in the Chamber is for these awesome segments?

[Volare]

wtf is laurinitus doing now.

[Nicky Fives]

How come there isn't anyone in those bully videos saying, "I never was bullied in school, because I did the bullying...... I was wrong?"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. Johnnyyyyyy. Forgot about his announcement.

[Londoner]

wtf is laurinitus doing now.

Taking up a shortened card

[El Fangel]

Lol at Santino!

[Nicky Fives]

Laurinaitis is turrible.....

[Cool King]

I love Big Johnny.

[Londoner]

what

[Dukelorange]

John is stuttering like Porky Pig...

[Londoner]

DEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FACE TURN?

[Volare]

Thank You Jesus!

[Cool King]

DEL RIO!?

[FourFifty]

YES! FUCKING YES! THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

[Cuse8]

albertoooooo

[Corndad]

wow at that car

[FourFifty]

Del Rio could punch me in the dick and I'd be happy.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Londoner]

ah well still good :)

[Nicky Fives]

#ratas should be trending worldwide......

[Londoner]

sorry i mean GREAT

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Am I the only one who wants a massive Otunga push?

[Cuse8]

christian will come out here

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Time to get everyone that's injured/returning on the show so we don't forget who they are.

[Corndad]

Maybe Henry and Del Rio Replace Khali and Santino?

[Nicky Fives]

I can see Christian making his return in this segment to bury Teddy Long.....

[Volare]

Laurinitus has a small little stable forming here. All we need now is a Captain of some sort of Charisma.

[El Fangel]

Am I the only one who wants a massive Otunga push?

Yes.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Am I the only one who wants a massive Otunga push?

nah me too

prolly cause of the lawyer thing tho

[El Fangel]

:p

[Dukelorange]

Long assaulted and bullied Mark Henry... #areyouseriousbro?

[FourFifty]

Every time there's an awkward pause, there's a gay baby born. Looking at Mark Henry's mic skills, he must love gay babies.

[Londoner]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Nicky Fives]

CALLED IT!

[Volare]

YES! YES! YES! YES!

[DirtyD]

Christian is back, yesssssssss!

[Immortal Moose]

Fuck yea

[Cuse8]

see

[El Fangel]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Londoner]

im marking out like a marked out mark

[Skippord]

so is Teddy Long not being a *

[Cool King]

Christian's hair is looking longer at the back than usual.

[Krimzon7]

Christian!!! Who's next?

[FourFifty]

Who's next? Sin Cara?

[Volare]

Lets take a picture lmfao.

[Londoner]

HHH HHH HHH HHH

[FourFifty]

Okay, everyone smile and say "WWE.COM STOCK FOOTAGE!"

[Nicky Fives]

lol.... Otunga sucks balls as a photographer......

[Corndad]

Tell me this is going somewhere.

[Londoner]

ah well

[Volare]

Random end of segment.

[Skippord]

well that segment certainly had to happen on pay per view

[Dukelorange]

Cooperation?

[Cuse8]

that was a waste

[El Fangel]

Kane wins the match against Cena. Calling that now.

[Krimzon7]

Jesus FUCK. Promos, backstage interviews, this feels like Raw and that sucks

[Cool King]

Another theme song for WrestleMania?

That takes it to four. That must be a record.

[Nicky Fives]

EUGENE!

[FourFifty]

The first 23428957577507435 Santino/Rocky montages were nice... but this one annoys me.

[Londoner]

Jesus FUCK. Promos, backstage interviews, this feels like Raw and that sucks

shut up

[Skippord]

why wasn't Eugene ever in an Elimination Chamber?

[Corndad]

The second Chamber match now?????

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Really? Cena/Kane goes on after both title matches?

[Dukelorange]

If Daniel Bryan wins what is the purpose of the EC PPV!?!??!

[Emperor Smeat]

No way they are actually having ambulance match end the show.


Wow I guess this means Bryan is probably keeping the title or they are planning something huge for the ambulance match.

[Londoner]

Well cena/Kane better be good.

[FourFifty]

Nice old school mic skills on the part of the Big Show.

[El Fangel]

The fuck...cena and kane last?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

PLease get taken out... Please get taken out.

[Corndad]

That Punk/Jericho thing you guys were talking about might just happen. Unless they are seeing Kane/Cena as the Main Event

[Volare]

Holy fuck Cena in the Main Event. Ryder better come out and light Kane on fire or Something.

[Londoner]

weird no world title matches are main events

[CSL]

wonder if they have a "big development" for Cena/Kane if they're on last. Maybe Kane is actually going to kill Zack Ryder live on PPV.

[Nicky Fives]

What are the odds Khali takes a bump onto the grate?

[Cool King]

So the Ambulance Match is the main event?

That makes sense. The main event at a PPV called "Elimination Chamber" is an Ambulance Match and not an Elimination Chamber match.

[Dukelorange]

With the Divas' match being decent, would this EC match be the piss break match?

[El Fangel]

Trying to wipe this shitstain off my computer screen and I can't seem to.

[Savio]

Khali ois going to wrestlemania

[What Would Kevin Do?]

FUCK! He made it in.

[Londoner]

somethings up here

[CSL]

https://p.twimg.com/AmEAfcWCMAA0PNo.jpg

[FourFifty]

CODY RHODES!

[El Fangel]

There has to be something involving Jericho at the end of the night. Has to.

[Londoner]

here comes the favourite

[Skippord]

please get taken out, please get taken out

[Volare]

Santino is actually getting in.

[CSL]

CODY RHODES!

how unexpected

[DirtyD]

Santino, Hang in there Cobra

[Londoner]

Santino gonna take it to the street dog, OH YEAH.

[Volare]

Bryan gets a pod.

[CSL]

A LIGHTING RIG!

[Volare]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Corndad]

YES! YES!

[El Fangel]

BRYAN!

[FourFifty]

And here's the world welter-weight champion.

[Swish]

Santino pins Danial calling it now.

[El Fangel]

Dunno why, but I think Bryan is awesome.

[Immortal Moose]

Someone's out of the fav five

[Nicky Fives]

"The kid is softer than 2 microwaved jelly beans"

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Booker just totally buried DB...

DB is so winning.

[CSL]

wonder how many times Danielson has nearly shouted "BEST IN THE WORLDDD" when doing his schtick

[Majunior]

Does anyone have a stream?

[Cool King]

https://p.twimg.com/AmEAfcWCMAA0PNo.jpg

Fantastic. :heart:

[Corndad]

This song still sucks Wade.

[DirtyD]

I hate Wade Barret's new theme song so much.

[Tb1]

Really not enjoying this show so far

[El Fangel]

ROFL at Henry.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Santino pins Danial calling it now.

Only if Big Show gets eliminated, knocks out DB, then Santino's pod opens and he pins him.

Although I sort of expect it to come down to Santino and DB and DB just counter the cobra into the LeBell lock.

[Skippord]

whoever decided that should be Barrett's music had to have been on a methbender

[El Fangel]

SHOW <3

[El Fangel]

Barretts music is goddamn awful.

[Savio]

what is Big Shows Wrestlemania record?

[CSL]

Santino pins Khali

[Immortal Moose]

Does anyone have a stream?

check your rep

[Nicky Fives]

I'd love to see Bryan no-sell The Cobra and transition straight into a LeBell Lock.....

[CSL]

https://p.twimg.com/AmEAuFSCEAEkqSR.jpg

lol amazing

[Frank Drebin]

Would like to see an AJ heel turn to help DB with the win, but thats a pipe dream.

[Skippord]

HunterHearstHelmsley <s>@</s>NotTripleH (https://twitter.com/#%21/NotTripleH) The main event will be an Elimination Chamber match involving NXT and Superstars mainstays like the Jewish guy, black Cena and Aksana.

[Nicky Fives]

what is Big Shows Wrestlemania record?

3-8...... he's never won a one-on-one singles match, only tag matches.....

[CSL]

Wade's gonna be putting a shift in tonight

[FourFifty]

https://p.twimg.com/AmEAuFSCEAEkqSR.jpg

lol amazing

Smile and say "Facebook!"

[Cuzziebro]

Really thought Jericho was going to replace santino.

[Volare]

Wrestlemania

Cole > Big Show

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Honestly can only see DB or Barrett winning this.

DB/Big Show needs closure, and this isn't the place to do it.

[El Fangel]

Henry doesnt know where the camera is lol

[Dukelorange]

So the Ambulance Match is the main event?

That makes sense. The main event at a PPV called "Elimination Chamber" is an Ambulance Match and not an Elimination Chamber match.

http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-71856-1318868265.jpg

[Skippord]

GO KHALI!

[Frank Drebin]

boring chants? Easy, fellas.

[Cool King]

https://p.twimg.com/AmEAuFSCEAEkqSR.jpg

lol amazing

YES! :love:

[FourFifty]

Already thinking of turning off the stream and doing something else....

[Dukelorange]

Smile and say "Facebook!"

Looks like a meme picture if I ever saw one....

[Tanawesome]

I'd love to see Bryan no-sell The Cobra and transition straight into a LeBell Lock.....

I'd like to see Santino fake the Cobra and throw on a submission of his own. Probably won't happen in this match, but it would be a nice way to begin to get him out of his current gimmick.

[Savio]

khali will def be last

[Nicky Fives]

From Curt Hawkins' Twitter:

Let's Go Khali! #Chamber

[El Fangel]

Just me of has that PPV had like zero exciting parts of the matches?

[Cool King]

Looks like a meme picture if I ever saw one....

I thought the same when I saw it.

[Juan]

Just me of has that PPV had like zero exciting parts of the matches?

The Raw Chamber had some cool spots

[Corndad]

https://p.twimg.com/AmEAuFSCEAEkqSR.jpg

lol amazing

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Londoner]

this match sucks.

[El Fangel]

The Raw chamber went on first, had the Punk/Kofi spot and a few bumps from everyone on the grates. Nothing to write home about. Really wanted to see Jericho and Punk go at it I guess.

[Londoner]

ive had it on mute and had music on instead.

[Savio]

Just me of has that PPV had like zero exciting parts of the matches?
i agree

[Volare]

Lets Go Santino!

[El Fangel]

I have called every single pod unlock so far my wife has pointed out.

Khali in next and Bryan in last and I will be 8-0

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol @ Santino's Warrior mannerisms

also LOL @ Big Show yelling JESUS

[Nicky Fives]

can you yell out "Jesus" on a PPV and not have it edited on the DVD release?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You know it's bad when the most excitement the crowd gets during a World Heavyweight Title match is Santino entering the ring.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Am I the only one enjoying the match?

[Londoner]

You know it's bad when the most excitement the crowd gets during a World Heavyweight Title match is Santino entering the ring.

even happened to me. volume got turned on.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Just me of has that PPV had like zero exciting parts of the matches?

Raw chamber was pretty great.

[Nicky Fives]

Show tastes steel?!?!?!?!?

[El Fangel]

Show on the grate. Nice.

[Emperor Smeat]

Just me of has that PPV had like zero exciting parts of the matches?

The Raw chamber and the Divas match had some good moments but the Smackdown chamber is a bit too slow while too much time was wasted on the segment and videos.

And just like that the Smackdown chamber has its good moment right now and getting a lot better.

[Nicky Fives]

lol..... "BORING" chants from about 12 in the crowd.....

[El Fangel]

You know it's bad when the most excitement the crowd gets during a World Heavyweight Title match is Santino entering the ring.

Should pick up when Bryan gets in.

Am I the only one enjoying the match?

I think so :(

Raw chamber was pretty great.

Felt cheated with not see Jericho and Punk go at it a bit before he got knocked out.

[Dukelorange]

Cody Rhodes is gold here...

[Frank Drebin]

"Stupid ass cobra" lol

[What Would Kevin Do?]

No need to have Punk and Jericho go at it for long if they're fighting at Mania. You have to keep the crowd wanting it.

[Dukelorange]

Oil Can.... Khali

[What Would Kevin Do?]

LMAO! That elimination was great.

[Londoner]

LMAO

THANK YOU SHOW

[Volare]

LMAO 45 secs. WTG Kahli.

[Dukelorange]

???

[Frank Drebin]

Hope everyone in India got the PPV to see that.

[Stealth-Icon]

Easy paycheck for Khali tonight.

[Majunior]

Khali is out. Thank God. Not sure why he was there in the first place.

[Nicky Fives]

well, Khali lasted as long as he should have...... and wtf is Show doing?

[El Fangel]

Stream went down, fack.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[Skippord]

Show is not very patient

[Corndad]

lol he's going in the pod

[Volare]

Holy Fucking Shit that's Original.

[Nicky Fives]

nice spot for Show.....

[Stealth-Icon]

What Big Show is doing would be more interesting if he had already pinned everyone else.

[Immortal Moose]

this is a pretty awesome spot

[CSL]

lol Show looks like a bear hunting for honey on a nature program

[Dukelorange]

WOW....

[Skippord]

lol "like a silverback gorilla in a phone booth"

[El Fangel]

And business is about to pick up!

[Nicky Fives]

pod break spot #1

[Londoner]

unbreakable my ass

[FourFifty]

Who took out Khali?

[Cuzziebro]

Damn stream went down. Did show pin khali?

[Juan]

Am I the only one enjoying the match?

Nah

[Stealth-Icon]

Who took out Khali?

Big Show speared him

[Frank Drebin]

Ziggler isnt the only one who gets Mr. Perfect hair during matches.

[El Fangel]

unbreakable my ass

Its only Bulletproof, not unbreakable.

[Skippord]

WHOA!

[Corndad]

SANTINO!!

[Savio]

should have been Big show/Brayn at the end

[Londoner]

JUST BELIEVE

[Volare]

Santino vs Cody @ WM calling it now.

[Nicky Fives]

looks like Santino is challenging Rhodes at WM......

[Supreme Olajuwon]

totes called Rhodes/Santino feud like 12 years ago

I am so SMRT

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Santino eliminates BArrett

DB eliminates Santino

[FourFifty]

Wait... what... Are. You. Kidding. Me?

[Immortal Moose]

Santino and Bryan last

[Savio]

I remember when people were mad Santino did not win the rumble a few years back

[Frank Drebin]

Booker sure is calling them "boy" alot tonight.

[Immortal Moose]

Santino eliminates BArrett

DB eliminates Santino

beat me to it

[Nicky Fives]

Bryan botch?!?!?!? that's a first.....

[Skippord]

WHO GREASED THE TURNBUCKLE!?

[FourFifty]

For tipsters, at least it looks like I'll get DB with a submission and the labelle lock.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Niiiice powerbomb

[Corndad]

Oh shit.

[Nicky Fives]

Barrett might win this thing......

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I think Wade just tried to decapitate DB.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

some brutal looking spots there

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hey remember when people were saying this match was boring

[El Fangel]

hey remember when people were saying this match was boring

I stand corrected.

[Skippord]

blegh

[Savio]

lol

[FourFifty]

I'd almost be happy if Santino won.

[Nicky Fives]

OMG..... Santino's actually bigger than Bryan.....

[Cool King]

This is great.

[Corndad]

Shits gonna get real.

[Frank Drebin]

We are going to find out just how much Vince hates the internet if Santino wins here.