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#1-norm-fan
03-04-2012, 01:35 AM
Apparently he got MORE effeminate after he lost the titties.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-05-2012, 10:17 PM
Rock's little Paul Revere promo was pretty cute.

Pretty cute doesn't make me root for someone though.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-05-2012, 10:18 PM
Except for Maryse.

McLegend
03-05-2012, 11:11 PM
Cena looks like he is having a lot of fun out there.

This is the real Cena, and that guy who does all the PG and poop jokes is a total fabrication. That's why I never believed Cena when he said he was in control of his character.

Cena is probably a wise ass punk in real life just like he is being in this feud with The Rock.

Destor
03-05-2012, 11:44 PM
sing off vs rap off sounds awful

Destor
03-05-2012, 11:45 PM
ftr the hype around the taker match is > hype around the rock/cena match

James Steele
03-05-2012, 11:47 PM
After tonight, I believe without a doubt that they are making The Rock hold back. The Rock has yet to say the one thing everybody knows and the reason why everybody is sick of John Cena being pushed down our throats: he isn't as big of a star or as good as The Rock was when The Rock was "the top guy". It isn't like it will bury Cena because he is going to win at WrestleMania.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-05-2012, 11:48 PM
why dont you make the official Mark "The Undertaker" Calloway thread and see which gets more replies

GAME ON

Rock Bottom
03-05-2012, 11:53 PM
the rock is better than jon cena

Supreme Olajuwon
03-06-2012, 12:27 AM
Discussion Topic #6

When Creative asked the Rock to give watered down promos to make John Cena look better, do you think they specifically asked Rocky to cut the same promos he's been cutting for the past year, or do you think that's just a coincidence?

James Steele
03-06-2012, 01:24 AM
Discussion Topic #6

When Creative asked the Rock to give watered down promos to make John Cena look better, do you think they specifically asked Rocky to cut the same promos he's been cutting for the past year, or do you think that's just a coincidence?

When you can't talk about why people are sick of John Cena and why John Cena is being shoved down our throats (his two main arguments), then he has to resort to "I'm going to kick your ass!" promos and there is only so many ways to say you are going to whoop someone's ass/make them your bitch and he has done that in several ways (Kung Pao Bitch, Yankee-Doodle Bitch, Fruity Pebbles Bitch, Lady Parts Bitch, etc) while getting it over. Nobody on the face of the planet (under God's hot sun) could get 10s of 1000s of people to chant "Kung Pao Bitch" on live television.

Jordan
03-06-2012, 02:54 AM
Whatever so they chant for him, doesn't mean shit.

Sting Fan
03-06-2012, 06:09 AM
I think this match needs more TPWW importance...

Cena Wins Rock Bottom banned for 30 days...

Rock Wins I am banned for 30 days?

Mods make it happen...

#BROKEN Hasney
03-06-2012, 06:20 AM
If RB agrees, I will hand out the banning of the loser.

Still annoyed it looks like I'm unbanning DI after Wrestlemania #FuckingGip

Sting Fan
03-06-2012, 06:22 AM
Might have to buy Wrestlemania now lol.

#BROKEN Hasney
03-06-2012, 06:37 AM
Don't worry, I'll be watching live.

You can get live results by logging in 5 minutes after WM finishes as to who won the match.

#1-norm-fan
03-06-2012, 07:07 AM
When you can't talk about why people are sick of John Cena and why John Cena is being shoved down our throats (his two main arguments), then he has to resort to "I'm going to kick your ass!" promos and there is only so many ways to say you are going to whoop someone's ass/make them your bitch and he has done that in several ways (Kung Pao Bitch, Yankee-Doodle Bitch, Fruity Pebbles Bitch, Lady Parts Bitch, etc) while getting it over. Nobody on the face of the planet (under God's hot sun) could get 10s of 1000s of people to chant "Kung Pao Bitch" on live television.

I think he has discussed why he thinks Cena gets the reactions he does... He's mentioned the people "being able to smell bullshit", Cena being shoved down the crowd's throats, etc. He's actually done less "I'm gonna kick your ass" than your letting on and more of that stuff than you're letting on. As if the lady parts, (random reference) bitch, and such AREN'T just part of Rock's repertoire.

I feel like you just WANT Rock to say specific things and if he doesn't it's automatically "HE'S BEING HELD BACK!" It's basically a win/win for him because of the preconceived notion that he's a God and lose/lose for Cena because of the preconceived notion that he's not The Rock.

Kane Knight
03-06-2012, 07:56 AM
I think my pic is pre breast reduction surgery

look at that tit

I'd hit it.

Kane Knight
03-06-2012, 09:05 AM
If RB agrees, I will hand out the banning of the loser.

Still annoyed it looks like I'm unbanning DI after Wrestlemania #FuckingGip

Gyp.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-06-2012, 09:09 AM
Couldn't care less about whether they are telling The Rock to hold back or not, all I know is that I'm really enjoying Cena right now and they're doing a good job at getting me excited for the match. Job well done as far as I'm concerned.

#BROKEN Hasney
03-06-2012, 10:19 AM
Enjoying Cena, but still not interested in the match whatsoever. I will give it a chance now I have the 2 days after WM off work now.

Jura
03-06-2012, 11:11 AM
For The Rock fans it's for them to have a savior to put an end to Cena's goofyness and shenanigans. For Cena fans is for their saint to rise above everything and be an even bigger role model for him to challenge one of the biggest stars in wrestling. But really, the underlying note is for Cena to bring his A-game. He isn't the face of the company that a lot of people wish he was and if this all is done right then maybe he will be.

Cena said it himself, he needs The Rock. And he's referred to something last night and he's referred to it before in past promos. You can tell hee wanted this match so bad and for so long. It's to propel him higher than he is now. Cena's real feelings aren't about not liking Dwayne Johnson as a person or whatever, his real feelings have always been to get a match with The Rock and be a bigger superstar. He beat Triple H, he beat HBK, he will lose to Taker if he takes him on at Wrestlemania so who can Cena beat or try to beat who is of great significance in wrestling? Flair is old and supposed to be retired, Hogan has nothing left, Stone Cold is retired and is not and can't be in the athletic shape Rock is.

The Rock is doing what he's supposed to do and is saying what he's supposed to. Cena can't hide his excitement and you can see it bleed through in some of his promos that's why you have him dissing the rock and trying his best while other times he's flattering the rock and talking about how much he needs him and how big a superstar he is. No matter who wins, it's the fans who ultimately win. Rock and Cena want this to be the best match in WM29 and if possible, in all of WM history.

Enjoy the ride or don't.

Jordan
03-06-2012, 02:02 PM
I am loving this fucking ride.

Destor
03-06-2012, 03:02 PM
seriously creative isnt in control of this angle. the rock cant be "held back." lol

Sting Fan
03-06-2012, 03:10 PM
Agree with Destor, I really feel if there is one feud in WWE history where you can tell 2 stars to wing and be themselves this is it...

Rock knows when its time to do the job and as much as people hate super Cena hes a company guy and if they told him to do the job to the friggen ring boy I am pretty certain he would.

P.s RB come on money where your mouth is son....

Emperor Smeat
03-06-2012, 04:33 PM
The promos have been benefiting Cena a lot more than the Rock because of the way they've been set up so far letting Cena let lose and be more in an attack role while the Rock is more in a laid back and goofy role.

Cena tried to be goofy at the start but it didn't work out so the switch has helped him a lot especially with the drop from his normal bland monologue style promo.

The Rock himself showed he can easily drop the goofyness since his last promo ditched the goofyness and went straight into him explaining how he wants to physically rip Cena apart.

The end result is the crowd has been entertained and the feud has been getting a lot better in developing itself to be the must-see match for Mania.

Jordan
03-06-2012, 06:03 PM
I THINK THEY ARE REALLY GONNA BE PUNCHING AND HITTING EACH OTHER LIKE A UFC FIGHT GUYS

McLegend
03-06-2012, 06:20 PM
That would be great if it was a shoot fight, because Cena would really get his ass kicked.

I would love it.

#1-norm-fan
03-06-2012, 06:22 PM
Cena would win. All he'd have to do is target that bitches breast reduction surgery scars and it would be all over.

El Fangel
03-06-2012, 06:23 PM
I am getting tired of seeing this atop the threads list.

You all need to go get some cold medication and clear your sinuses

and smell




what The Rock.


Is.
















Cookin'

Kane Knight
03-06-2012, 07:24 PM
seriously creative isnt in control of this angle. the rock cant be "held back." lol

Don't be ridiculous. The Rock is in the doghouse.

That would be great if it was a shoot fight, because Cena would really get his ass kicked.

I would love it.

Pfft, the Rock doesn't know how to fight. He's a hollywood pansy! Now, Cena, that dude survived a knifing AND made a movie at the same time.

Anybody Thrilla
03-06-2012, 07:38 PM
I really doubt Cena would be a pushover in a legit fight.

Rock Bottom
03-07-2012, 02:13 AM
Sting Fan, you are a vagina

Permanent wrestling forum ban

Rock Bottom
03-07-2012, 02:15 AM
im talking about a clean win, cena pinning/making rock tap. i leave 4ever. low blows, chair shots, all that stuff doesnt matter unless it directly affects the pinfall/submission.

like a chair shot/finisher combo, not clean.

but if someone si smacked with a chair, and pinned 10 mins later, clean

rock wins clean, u byebye 4ever too

Rock Bottom
03-07-2012, 02:15 AM
30 days is not enough for me to forget about wrestling anyway

Sting Fan
03-07-2012, 02:39 AM
3 posts and you made fuck all sense...

Its simple, Cena wins your gone for 30 days... Rock wins I'm gone for 30 days...

I don't care if Cena wins by cock slapping Rock until he quits... the premise is very simple.

- Edit -

So your offering a TPWW Permaban???

#BROKEN Hasney
03-07-2012, 02:47 AM
It wouldn't be the wrestling forum, it would be TPWW as a whole. Can't do single forum bans.

Sting Fan
03-07-2012, 02:58 AM
I will raise the stakes to a permaban...

RB?

Anybody Thrilla
03-07-2012, 03:15 AM
I will miss one of you.

Sting Fan
03-07-2012, 03:28 AM
Nah you wont, lets be honest its a jobber match up with a few trimmings...

And RB has to agree yet... Hopefully hes not a kung pao bitch :D

Darkone
03-07-2012, 03:33 AM
Don't be ridiculous. The Rock is in the doghouse.



Pfft, the Rock doesn't know how to fight. He's a hollywood pansy! Now, Cena, that dude survived a knifing AND made a movie at the same time.

Wouldn't that makr Kevin Nash better than both of them?

#BROKEN Hasney
03-07-2012, 04:44 AM
http://www.wordsgohere.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Sparrow1.jpg

This Wrestlemania has had more TPWW banning bets than the previous Wrestlemanias combined.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-07-2012, 05:46 AM
Hasney, as you are TPWW's Official Wrestlemania Banning Officer (or TOWBO, if you will) I put forth another request to you.

If Triple H uses the pedigree at any point during his match Clox gets a banning, if he doesn't I do.

Sting Fan
03-07-2012, 05:52 AM
Business is picking up!

Keep it up guys, we can put together a TPWW Wrestlemania banning card. Tipsters and all...

Rammsteinmad
03-07-2012, 06:24 AM
I really doubt Cena would be a pushover in a legit fight.

Totally off-topic in regards to Cena/Rock, but I was discussing something like this at work with someone who said Cena would get killed in UFC, and how Silva or St. Pierre or whoever would destroy him.

I defended Cena, sure enough guys like Pierre or Mir or whichever weight class Cena would be in would probably beat him, but I said with some MMA training Cena would at least probably stand a bit of a chance. The guy has ridiculous strength, as if holding Big Show and Edge on his shoulders at the same time at Wrestlemania 25 isn't proof enough, there's loads of Youtube videos of him lifting ungodly ammounts of weights.

Dunno... he'd still lose, but people who are like 'Cena's a boyscout, you can't see me, pfff... what a pussy' would get destroyed if they got into a fight with Cena.

That is all.

Hadouken
03-07-2012, 07:00 AM
HADOUKEN!

Hadouken
03-07-2012, 07:02 AM
John Cena cuz he can probably do a HADOUKEN better than a Rock.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-07-2012, 12:52 PM
Can't argue with that logic to be fair.

#1-norm-fan
03-07-2012, 03:00 PM
Sounds like RB is being a punk bitch with these "pre-match loopholes" he's trying to add in so he can claim shenanigans as opposed to just going clear cut "loser gets banned". Just sayin'.

Rock Bottom
03-07-2012, 08:29 PM
it sounds like you are a try hard

stop it

also, yes, perma everywhere ban is fine

#BROKEN Hasney
03-08-2012, 03:26 AM
Hasney, as you are TPWW's Official Wrestlemania Banning Officer (or TOWBO, if you will) I put forth another request to you.

If Triple H uses the pedigree at any point during his match Clox gets a banning, if he doesn't I do.

I will take Clox's silence as acceptance.

it sounds like you are a try hard

stop it

also, yes, perma everywhere ban is fine

A GENTLEMANS AGREEMENT!

HUZZAH!

addy2hotty
03-08-2012, 12:36 PM
These banning stipulations are increasing my Mania excitement to epic levels.

#1-norm-fan
03-08-2012, 12:44 PM
it sounds like you are a try hard

stop it

also, yes, perma everywhere ban is fine

It was totally worth it for this result.

RVDmark
03-08-2012, 06:30 PM
It was totally worth it for this result.

Sneaky sneaky WWE, this is how they get that 50/50 reaction at mania.

dingdongyo
03-08-2012, 07:14 PM
HADOUKEN!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyypqq3vGv1rot5y3o1_500.gif

i just found that gif like 10 minutes ago and totally fished for the first place i could reasonably use it.

CSL
03-08-2012, 07:17 PM
who is that a young version of, annoying me rn that I can't think of it/at least what's she's from

#1-norm-fan
03-08-2012, 07:20 PM
It's from Welcome to the Dollhouse. A somewhat obscure movie that I remember seeing years ago because Trips raved about it so much.

Rock Bottom
03-11-2012, 03:28 AM
yes #1 wwf fan

you orchestrated this all very well

you acted like a try hard troll so hard that i think cena isn't worthy of a rockjob

Sting Fan
03-11-2012, 03:33 AM
Do you ever make sense?

#1-norm-fan
03-11-2012, 03:40 AM
lol Rock Bottom

Rock Bottom
03-11-2012, 03:51 AM
im batting 1000 sting fan

wait, you dont know what the fuck that even means

Sting Fan
03-11-2012, 03:53 AM
im batting 1000 sting fan

wait, you dont care what the fuck that even means


You are correct sir, proving even the severely intellectually handicapped get lucky from time to time...

Rock Bottom
03-11-2012, 04:02 AM
you forgot a comma before sir vagbullet

you should also put "that" before even

i got an A in english

i dont need the thesaurus to call you a dumb faggot

Rock Bottom
03-11-2012, 04:03 AM
you dumb faggot

Sting Fan
03-11-2012, 04:05 AM
Apparently you don't need capitals or to make any sense either you yokel...

steveweiser
03-11-2012, 06:37 PM
Just wanted your thoughts, and yes im SORRY it's ANOTHER Rock Vs. Cena thread but with Cena hating on Rock for real and Rock seemingly looking flustered after Cena so called owning him, there are rumors that Cena and Rock backstage also are not on talking terms, just being civil and saying they are doing this whole thing for the business and being professional but at Wrestlemania what would and very well could happen if Rock or Cena decides to take everything out for real in a shoot match tearing each other apart. WWE would have no control on live TV and Wrestlemania of all things. Do you poeple think things could blow up or are both men far too professional?

FourFifty
03-11-2012, 06:56 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-nothing-to-do-here3.gif

James Steele
03-11-2012, 07:00 PM
Rock and Cena are way too classy and professional to pull shit like that at a house show let alone WrestleMania. There might be tension, but I still contend that they both are working us all like fiddles because we all know Cena will win and this is how to generate interest in the match.

FourFifty
03-11-2012, 07:01 PM
I'm fairly sure my answer is a little more accurate than yours.

teamXtremist
03-11-2012, 07:09 PM
we allready saw this in lesnar v goldberg

James Steele
03-11-2012, 07:15 PM
I'm fairly sure my answer is a little more accurate than yours.

True, but I'm bored and am trying to get to 20,000 posts by WrestleMania.

James Steele
03-11-2012, 07:17 PM
The idea being that my 20,000th post will be:

Fuck all the haters. Fuck all of the cynics. Fuck all the smarks. 19-1! 19-1! 19-1! Suck Triple H's glorious cock because THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER OF ALL FUCKING TIME - TRIPLE H - HAS ENDED THE STREAK! FUCK THE UNDERTAKER, TRIPLE H IS THE PHENOM! HE IS THE ONE TRUE IMMORTAL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! ALL HAIL THE GAME! Now, let's all masturbate to the images of the furious and hard fucking The King of Kings will give his Queen tonight.

James Steele
03-11-2012, 07:19 PM
...or something to that effect. You get the idea.

Schlomey
03-11-2012, 07:22 PM
Rock and Cena want to get paid so they will put on whatever match WWE tells them to put on. If they book a monkey being shoved down a pee hole. Someone is going to get a monkey in a pee hole. If they book a shoot (never in a million years because Cena and Rock are 2 of the most lucrative properties the WWE has ever had) then they will do a shoot (again, never going to happen).


I hope they book a donkey punch mid match.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-11-2012, 07:52 PM
Just wanted your thoughts, and yes im SORRY it's ANOTHER Rock Vs. Cena thread but with Cena hating on Rock for real and Rock seemingly looking flustered after Cena so called owning him, there are rumors that Cena and Rock backstage also are not on talking terms, just being civil and saying they are doing this whole thing for the business and being professional but at Wrestlemania what would and very well could happen if Rock or Cena decides to take everything out for real in a shoot match tearing each other apart. WWE would have no control on live TV and Wrestlemania of all things. Do you poeple think things could blow up or are both men far too professional?

Dear Sir or Madame:

Your thread has been merged into the OFFICIAL Rock/Cena Wrestlemania Hype Thread. Please make a note of it.

Kane Knight
03-11-2012, 09:01 PM
Just wanted your thoughts, and yes im SORRY it's ANOTHER Rock Vs. Cena thread but with Cena hating on Rock for real and Rock seemingly looking flustered after Cena so called owning him, there are rumors that Cena and Rock backstage also are not on talking terms, just being civil and saying they are doing this whole thing for the business and being professional but at Wrestlemania what would and very well could happen if Rock or Cena decides to take everything out for real in a shoot match tearing each other apart. WWE would have no control on live TV and Wrestlemania of all things. Do you poeple think things could blow up or are both men far too professional?

Yes, two of the most professional workers in the business are going to risk screwing up the product for some cheap and petty shots.

steveweiser
03-11-2012, 09:10 PM
Dear Sir or Madame:

Your thread has been merged into the OFFICIAL Rock/Cena Wrestlemania Hype Thread. Please make a note of it.

Noted, Me bad:(

Supreme Olajuwon
03-11-2012, 09:30 PM
No apology necessary! You have yourself a wonderful day.

FourFifty
03-11-2012, 09:32 PM
I'm going for Cena with this. I'm down with the fruit loop troop, and I eat my fruity pebbles like a yaba daba bitch.

Destor
03-11-2012, 11:09 PM
I'm going for Cena with this. I'm down with the fruit loop troop, and I eat my fruity pebbles like a yaba daba bitch.if you would have exclaimed "bitch" it would have been classified as a great promo...so close.

Rock Bottom
03-12-2012, 03:46 AM
Apparently you don't need capitals or to make any sense either you yokel...

try using parallel sentence structure before you throw books at me

Rock Bottom
03-12-2012, 03:46 AM
thats right, parallel sentence structure in a wrestling thread

Sting Fan
03-12-2012, 04:30 AM
try using parallel sentence structure before you throw books at me



God if only I could throw books at you. Alas I can not so all I can do is continue to call you a retard in my own simple way.

You retard... :wave:

Destor
03-12-2012, 04:36 AM
God if only I could throw books at you. Alas I can not so all I can do is continue to call you a retard in my own simple way.

You retard... :wave:

there have only been two people on this forum that ive read their replies and just thought...you arent worth arguing with. and its rock bottom and tedious. youd have to sit down and give them a seminar before you could have an educated conversation on any given topic. not worth the effort.

Sting Fan
03-12-2012, 04:47 AM
Not really to interested in rising to the bait, just want to keep it interesting until WM day and one of us gets the perma ban tbh.

Not much point me losing interest a month before.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-12-2012, 11:15 PM
Feel like tonight's Rock promo was a microcosm of each run he has with the company.

1. Hot start
2. Gets a little repetitive and watered down
3. Totally fucking lame

Learn your lines, you hack.

Destor
03-12-2012, 11:17 PM
Feel like tonight's Rock promo was a microcosm of each run he has with the company.

1. Hot start
2. Gets a little repetitive and watered down
3. Totally fucking lame

Learn your lines, you hack.
exactly this. by the end it was just so bad.

Destor
03-12-2012, 11:19 PM
of course the WWE wanted RAW to end on an awful note to get cena over so its all moot

James Steele
03-12-2012, 11:24 PM
The "We Will Rock You" thing was a little rough.

#1-norm-fan
03-12-2012, 11:33 PM
"Cleveland Rocks" ALSO has the word "Rock" in it...

GET IT!?!

#1-norm-fan
03-12-2012, 11:33 PM
'cause his name... happens to be... the... ROCK...

James Steele
03-12-2012, 11:35 PM
...and that is a problem how? It isn't like "Cleveland Rocks" hasn't been a phrase around for a long long time.

Destor
03-12-2012, 11:36 PM
"Cleveland Rocks" ALSO has the word "Rock" in it...

GET IT!?!
OMG! that is so clever! you tink we could get him to repeat that for about 15 min? really make sure it sinks in.

James Steele
03-12-2012, 11:41 PM
It was the fucking chorus!

Destor
03-12-2012, 11:43 PM
well in the case i wasnt bored out of my mind

Supreme Olajuwon
03-12-2012, 11:44 PM
I thought the Cleveland Rocks thing was a pretty clever call back to when he sang in Cleveland before.

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tOA-5dWGgzo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


But yeah like I said, it started great, then got a little watered down, then totally sucked balls at the end.

#1-norm-fan
03-12-2012, 11:58 PM
...and that is a problem how? It isn't like "Cleveland Rocks" hasn't been a phrase around for a long long time.

I didn't say it was a problem... just a ridiculously corny cheap pop.

#1-norm-fan
03-12-2012, 11:58 PM
So if you're into that, I GUESS it's not really a problem.

James Steele
03-13-2012, 12:04 AM
It worked and was entertaining unless you were too busy rolling your eyes at trivial things to enjoy the segment.

#1-norm-fan
03-13-2012, 12:06 AM
I guess I require more than seeing a crowd enjoy something live as I watch it from home to find it amazing. Maybe I'm just weird like that.

James Steele
03-13-2012, 12:13 AM
I guess I require more than seeing a crowd enjoy something live as I watch it from home to find it amazing. Maybe I'm just weird like that.

I just think it is absurd to shit on a promo taking advantage of the town its in when the entire hype for the promo was that it was in said city.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-13-2012, 12:17 AM
It's really not any worse than Cena wearing the Cleveland Cavs jersey. If we're gonna run down Rock's promo, there are way worse things than that to complain about.

WAY WORSE

like forgetting your fucking lines

James Steele
03-13-2012, 12:23 AM
Supreme, I don't think he learned them to begin with. I guess that was the whole idea behind the karaoke thing?

#1-norm-fan
03-13-2012, 03:54 AM
It's really not any worse than Cena wearing the Cleveland Cavs jersey. If we're gonna run down Rock's promo, there are way worse things than that to complain about.

WAY WORSE

like forgetting your fucking lines

Cena wearing the Cavs jersey, while cheap, wasn't more than a jersey he wore to the ring. It wasn't like it was the focus of the promo. Not like he relied on it like an easy crutch or anything.

#1-norm-fan
03-13-2012, 03:55 AM
I just think it is absurd to shit on a promo taking advantage of the town its in when the entire hype for the promo was that it was in said city.

The entire hype for it was that it was in Cleveland? I think that might be a bit of an exaggeration.

#BROKEN Hasney
03-13-2012, 04:31 AM
Wasn't Rock in an episode of Star Trek once? He's really going for that virgin market he lost to Cena.

Swiss Ultimate
03-13-2012, 04:33 AM
Yeah, a lame one too on the second lamest Star Trek franchise.

James Steele
03-13-2012, 12:56 PM
The entire hype for it was that it was in Cleveland? I think that might be a bit of an exaggeration.

"A ROCK CONCERT IN THE SHADOW OF THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME IN CLEVELAND, OHIO! LIVE ON RAW SUPERSHOW!"

Rock Bottom
03-13-2012, 01:44 PM
Don't bother explaining. These people are eating up Cena's shit and trying to pick apart the greatest mic worker in the business. It's beyond retarded.

They're a minority of extremely confused idiots.

Rock Bottom
03-13-2012, 01:46 PM
there have only been two people on this forum that ive read their replies and just thought...you arent worth arguing with. and its rock bottom and tedious. youd have to sit down and give them a seminar before you could have an educated conversation on any given topic. not worth the effort.

You couldn't be right, no matter what kind of random or stupid shit I say, because I'm on the right side of the argument. You're pulling for a jobber whose gimmick came from 8-Mile, and evolved into WonderWigger, over an icon in the wrestling industry.

Rock Bottom
03-13-2012, 01:47 PM
In case Vince McMahon has the biggest brain fart since the XFL, actually plans to try to job Rock out to Cena, and as a result, I'm not here; I'll say this now: If Cena beats The Rock, and doesn't die in a storyline "explosion" within a month of it happening, the WWE is going to take a turn for the worse.

FourFifty
03-13-2012, 01:47 PM
Yeah, a lame one too on the second lamest Star Trek franchise.

I'm not waiting for Cena to bring this up for a "Probe Uranus" joke.

Rock Bottom
03-13-2012, 01:58 PM
God if only I could throw books at you. Alas I can not so all I can do is continue to call you a retard in my own simple way.

You retard... :wave:

You're talking about my punctuation without a grasp on the English language. I'm trying to stick your face in the ironic pile of shit, but you still can't smell it. Don't be the grammar police without a badge, you FUCKER!

If you're even remotely taking me seriously, you're even more retarded than I gave you credit for. You deserve a life of shitting your pants and clapping your hands.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-13-2012, 02:41 PM
You deserve a life of shitting your pants and clapping your hands.

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Blakeamus
03-13-2012, 02:50 PM
I really HOPE Rock rips Cena's throat out at WM.

Taker it Easy
03-13-2012, 03:19 PM
3:18pm, 03/13/12 Taker it Easy votes and breaks the 49/49 tie (Taker it Easy acronym) in favor of John Cena. Five minutes later Skynet became self aware.

Jordan
03-13-2012, 03:46 PM
lol

Xero
03-13-2012, 03:48 PM
Taker It Easy is Skynet. It all makes sense now.

#BROKEN Hasney
03-13-2012, 03:50 PM
Don't bother explaining. These people are eating up Cena's shit and trying to pick apart the greatest mic worker in the business. It's beyond retarded.

They're a minority of extremely confused idiots.

Who the fuck is trying to pick apart Scott Steiner? I will fucking destroy them.

Optimus Primo
03-13-2012, 03:54 PM
for a moment things got crazy as the votes were split 51/50

FourFifty
03-13-2012, 04:43 PM
It's nice to see tpww split on an issue. It's kinda like the HBK/Bret feud, only with less name calling.

Taker it Easy
03-13-2012, 04:49 PM
Scenario: the world as we know it ends tomorrow, a few million peoples survive, a majority of modern technology is no longer feasible, Dewayne 'The Rock' Johnson survives.

He would contribute so little to society. Maybe he could plow fields with his mule like physique but, hell, in a few years that body will deteriorate because there will not be time to work out nor will such a thing be viable to survival. Also, this guy ain't doin anything with his brains. He would add nothing to society. Maybe try to conquer a town of thirty peoples, with the goal of using the peoples as surfs. Few things positive from the Rock in this senerio.

Jim Carry on the other hand has done DMT so he can spiritually guide us, make us laugh and teach us with a insightful and ever searching brain filled with pain, life, and love.

Rock Sucks, Taker it Easy :) <------ see that Big Show Smile?

Swiss Ultimate
03-13-2012, 05:34 PM
Rock Bottom is either the biggest mark I've seen in a while or one of the better troll campaigns I've seen in a while.

Still.

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Die Rocky, Die!

Sting Fan
03-13-2012, 07:11 PM
How can Cena and Rock both have 56% of the vote?

Also obligatory Rock Bottom piss off and die etc etc...

I gotta be honest I have lost interest and am phoning it in now. RBs schtick is getting repetitive and taking away my enjoyment of the whole thing :n:

CSL
03-13-2012, 07:13 PM
it happens when some vote for both/all options

Kane Knight
03-13-2012, 07:15 PM
It's nice to see tpww split on an issue. It's kinda like the HBK/Bret feud, only with less name calling.

Fuck off, bitch tits!

How can Cena and Rock both have 56% of the vote?

Multiple choice, so it counts each group discretely against the total. There is an overlap of people voting for both.

Sting Fan
03-13-2012, 07:16 PM
I didnt even notice you could vote fro both tbh.

Kane Knight
03-13-2012, 07:17 PM
Rock Bottom is either the biggest mark I've seen in a while or one of the better troll campaigns I've seen in a while.

He's never been particularly bright, but of late he's either developed a tumour or he's trollin'.

Juan
03-13-2012, 07:29 PM
I voted for both

Swiss Ultimate
03-13-2012, 08:53 PM
Effectively cancelling out your vote.

Rock Bottom
03-14-2012, 03:54 AM
kane knight i have a 4.0 gpa

u prol dont

Rock Bottom
03-14-2012, 03:55 AM
thats bright as fuck buy thr way

Rock Bottom
03-14-2012, 03:55 AM
i am in thwe cap[a beta zeta mcgee honors society and i think the rock will win, so it only makes Cena fans look dumb

Sting Fan
03-14-2012, 03:59 AM
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Kane Knight
03-14-2012, 09:03 AM
Effectively cancelling out your vote.

But being honest and impacting the ratio. Well, theoretically being honest. He could be lying, I suppose.

kane knight i have a 4.0 gpa

u prol dont

o ya well i hav a 8.0 gpa lololol

DAMN iNATOR
03-14-2012, 10:18 AM
I thought the Cleveland Rocks thing was a pretty clever call back to when he sang in Cleveland before.

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But yeah like I said, it started great, then got a little watered down, then totally sucked balls at the end.

I dunno, I agree with you that it was cool that Rock did the insider nod to his heel concert in, what '03?...but anyway I personally think Rock did great singing, just wished he maybe would've switched up the music he played on guitar for each song. Also would've helped if he hadn't felt the oh-so-compelling need to take a sip of Fiji water after every 30 second-1 minute long 'song'...and the whole Team Bring It Anthem was kind of "MEH" at best, although the "we will ROCK you" at the end was a sort of cool touch.

DAMN iNATOR
03-14-2012, 01:03 PM
On the match vs. his match with Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania 18: “That match was the biggest at that time. This match is bigger based off the dynamics, based off the promotion and based off two individuals and where they are in their careers.”

Found that to be sort of an intriguing statement. How do you all feel about it? Agree? Disagree? Not sure?

Fox
03-14-2012, 01:39 PM
I think this match might technically be bigger than Hogan/Rock. Cena is basically the Hogan of the current era and is inarguably a huge star, with more big wins, WWE/World Championships and main events under his name than The Rock had at his prime. Rock is a much bigger and more successful movie star than Hulk Hogan ever was during his short stint in Hollywood. Cena and Rock are bigger names now than Hogan and Rock were then. The problem is that pro wrestling as a whole has less value as an entity now than it did at WrestleMania 18, which is why we're seeing the lower ratings and disinterest from the general public. Rock can't save the WWE on his own.

Mr. C
03-16-2012, 03:00 AM
I want Cena to win via cheating. I’d love it if he goes for the feet on the ropes in an act of desperation to get the three count. It could be one of the biggest moments of 2012 if done right.

James Steele
03-16-2012, 04:56 AM
I want Cena to win via cheating. I’d love it if he goes for the feet on the ropes in an act of desperation to get the three count. It could be one of the biggest moments of 2012 if done right.

Feet on the ropes AND grabbing the tights after a swift kick in the balls.

Rock Bottom
03-16-2012, 02:49 PM
do you remember how last year John Cena came out to a choir singing

it was really awkward

Rock Bottom
03-16-2012, 02:53 PM
rock goes for peoples elbow to huge pop

crowd cheers so hard

cena counters somehow and turns it into five knuckle shuffle

crowd boos his face off

john cena goes for AA, rock crawls all over him with layin the smack down ddt

they both "out" and rock does his fake convulsions

then they get up

and fight

bam

rock bottom to cena

1 2

i never give up

AA

kick out

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rock bottom

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kick out

rock bottom

peoples elbow

kick out

rock: what

king/cole/booker t/jr/whoever: jon cena is never at giving up folks

rock does knee slap crouch waiting for rock bottom

cena hits AA out of nowhere

1
2
nope

cena hits another AA

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nope

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crowd booing the fuck out of the place

ref back turned

rock

low blow

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MoFo
03-16-2012, 03:02 PM
:rofl:

James Steele
03-16-2012, 04:09 PM
I'd laugh my ass off at that.

Destor
03-16-2012, 06:11 PM
speculate: how will the rock over sell cenas offense?

James Steele
03-16-2012, 11:14 PM
speculate: how will the rock over sell cenas offense?

He will do a couple of barrel rolls after the Attitude Adjustment.

Sting Fan
03-16-2012, 11:39 PM
I was picking him to sell like hes been shot as Cenas music hits tbh...

#1-norm-fan
03-17-2012, 12:03 AM
He will do a couple of barrel rolls after the Attitude Adjustment.

With this kind of hype???

He will roll outside the ring, roll around it, and come back in from the other side.

And that's just selling the STF.

Rock Bottom
03-17-2012, 03:24 AM
hey guys I hate to break this to you, but there will be a sharpshooter or two also

Rock Bottom
03-17-2012, 03:26 AM
not only a sharpshooter, but rock's sharpshooter, but not only rock's sharpshooter, but rock's sharpshooter with john cena's passion face on the other side

his "i never give up i love this business i show up every day but im in a submission hold" face

rock does the sharpshooter to a tribute of owen hart, if you have a problem against this i suggest to keep it to yourself or you will have a bad reputation

Juan
03-17-2012, 03:27 AM
Great post

Rock Bottom
03-17-2012, 03:29 AM
if the WWE were smart theyd have cena and rock asking people what they think of the other dude backstage

then there would be real tension and it would validate all these rumors of mad people, and people responding on twitter

Rock Bottom
03-17-2012, 03:29 AM
vince russo told me that, hes my dad

Sting Fan
03-17-2012, 04:20 AM
not only a sharpshooter, but rock's sharpshooter, but not only rock's sharpshooter, but rock's sharpshooter with john cena's passion face on the other side

his "i never give up i love this business i show up every day but im in a submission hold" face

rock does the sharpshooter to a tribute of owen hart, if you have a problem against this i suggest to keep it to yourself or you will have a bad reputation


Worst Sharpshooter ever!

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Zeeboe
03-17-2012, 11:16 AM
I've been watching WWE Raw lately because of The Rock vs. John Cena hype. The skit the Rock did last week was by far the most entertaining thing I've seen on WWE TV in ten years. It reminded me of the old-school days. One of the reasons why I stopped watching WWE on a regular basis was largely because the product became very stale. If Raw could be like that all the time, I'd still be a fan, but The Rock is apart of a dying breed it seems. He's totally carrying this feud, and making it entertaining. I'm watching Raw just for the war of words between those two. Both men have totally met their match, and the Rock is owning Cena weekly, and I'm loving every second of it. :y:

Kane Knight
03-17-2012, 12:32 PM
rock does the sharpshooter to a tribute of owen hart, if you have a problem against this i suggest to keep it to yourself or you will have a bad reputation
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Fox
03-17-2012, 02:42 PM
rock does the sharpshooter to a tribute of owen hart, if you have a problem against this i suggest to keep it to yourself or you will have a bad reputation


I think Owen would tell Rock his Sharpshooter was shit, too.

Zeeboe
03-17-2012, 08:35 PM
I recall ten years ago all the hype the Hollywood Hogan/Rock Wrestlemania 18 match was getting, and I was on Team Hollywood. But I recall having a thought back then - I am an old-school guy by nature. I'm loyal, nostalgic, and sentimental. And The Rock was a guy I hated, and he was young, and represented new-school WWE whereas Hulk Hogan represented old-school WWE, so I supported Hogan, and I thought back in 2002 that in ten years, The Rock will be the veteran of the WWE and probably be wrestling some new-school guy in a big, hyped up match at Wrestlemania, and I'd probably be cheering for The Rock. Well, that prediction has come true. Who knows. Maybe in another ten years when John Cena is 46-years old, and a WWE vet, he'll most likely be facing some new-school guy at Wrestlemania, and I may be cheering for Cena.

Rock Bottom
03-18-2012, 03:55 AM
I would cheer for the new school guy

Rock Bottom
03-18-2012, 03:56 AM
I think Owen would tell Rock his Sharpshooter was shit, too.

this is pure speculation

Rock Bottom
03-18-2012, 03:59 AM
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Rock Bottom
03-18-2012, 04:01 AM
More heels need to be like Owen, he was fucking hilarious and super heat magnet when he wanted to be

Zeeboe
03-18-2012, 09:31 AM
Most likely John Cena is going to win since The Rock is only coming back for this match, (so he can bring in a huge buy rate since Cena does not have the talent to do that on his name alone), and The Rock isn't going to stick around long after Wrestlemania, and since WWE and their current regular wrestlers, (especially their top star) have to look good, The Rock will very likely do the job to Cena, but we all know who the real champ is........It's so odd because I pretty much typed the same thing ten years ago on this very board, word-for-word when talking about the Hogan/Rock match. Times goes by way too fast.

In 2002, I would have consider 1992 to be caveman days. But as I sit here in 2012, 2002 doesn't feel like it was that long ago. I guess this is all apart of aging.

Kane Knight
03-18-2012, 10:57 AM
The Rock is very likely not going to bring a huge buyrate.

He's not even bringing in ratings, which bodes poorly for Mania's buyrate.

I mean, I can't guarantee you anything, but it seems like he's not packing in the fans. Several weeks of Rock's appearances actually lost viewers. While there is no direct correlation between buys and ratings, it's pretty good indicator.

Now, cue someone who tells me I use buyrates to determine what I like or dislike, or someone who insists that since I just said that, I hate the Rock. or something similar. It's hard to track the shit people throw at me from out of left field.

Zeeboe
03-18-2012, 01:04 PM
The Rock is very likely not going to bring a huge buyrate.

He's not even bringing in ratings, which bodes poorly for Mania's buyrate.

I mean, I can't guarantee you anything, but it seems like he's not packing in the fans. Several weeks of Rock's appearances actually lost viewers. While there is no direct correlation between buys and ratings, it's pretty good indicator.

Now, cue someone who tells me I use buyrates to determine what I like or dislike, or someone who insists that since I just said that, I hate the Rock. or something similar. It's hard to track the shit people throw at me from out of left field.

You're a little like me Kane Knight. (Quote of the year.) We predict things people are going to post before they even have a chance to post them. It's our way of weakening our opposition by being condescending and dismissing their argument. What we're really posting however is that we fear what the feedback is going to be in the next post, and we already have a good idea of what it's going to be, and we already know ahead of time that we don't have a good counter-argument, so what do we do? We just patronize and insult the argument so we can save-face and we can only hope we put so much venom in our post that no one will DARE even try to speak the argument we fear.

That's a sign of someone who has spent way too much time on the internet. I understand.

Kane Knight
03-18-2012, 01:14 PM
I'm not so much predicting as speculating based on past occurrences. It has little to do with weakening the position, because anyone convinced of these things will not easily be persuaded otherwise regardless. A recent example is Fangerl's whole assertion I didn't like Red Dead Redemption solely because I thought he, the poster was a complete moron.

People frequently attribute whatever belief is convenient at the moment to me, despite lack of evidence or even evidence to the contrary. I make these "predictions" largely because when it does come, it amuses me to see it happen despite such "predictions." It's as inevitable as the tides, it seems, as are explanations like this.

But we are, in fact, a bit alike. That's why I love you, Zeebs. :kiss:

Juan
03-18-2012, 03:14 PM
I'm not so much predicting as speculating based on past occurrences. It has little to do with weakening the position, because anyone convinced of these things will not easily be persuaded otherwise regardless. A recent example is Fangerl's whole assertion I didn't like Red Dead Redemption solely because I thought he, the poster was a complete moron.

People frequently attribute whatever belief is convenient at the moment to me, despite lack of evidence or even evidence to the contrary. I make these "predictions" largely because when it does come, it amuses me to see it happen despite such "predictions." It's as inevitable as the tides, it seems, as are explanations like this.

But we are, in fact, a bit alike. That's why I love you, Zeebs. :kiss:

lol

Kane Knight
03-18-2012, 04:48 PM
My number 1 follower.

Zeeboe
03-18-2012, 04:49 PM
You mean hero.

Kane Knight
03-18-2012, 07:27 PM
Nah. Juan loves me.

I should have said Number Juan, though. You know, to beat that joke to death.

Zeeboe
03-18-2012, 08:28 PM
Oh, I thought you were talking about me.

Kane Knight
03-18-2012, 08:32 PM
Wicked Clowns can't be my hero. Sorry.

Damndirty
03-19-2012, 05:36 AM
This is gettin.... kinda gay....

Kane Knight
03-19-2012, 08:42 AM
Nah. When Swiss and I start flirting, that will get kinda gay.

Damndirty
03-19-2012, 11:36 AM
Nice

Kane Knight
03-19-2012, 11:49 AM
Well, if you're into that sort of thing.

Kane Knight
03-19-2012, 11:50 AM
Spoiler: I am.

Damndirty
03-19-2012, 12:16 PM
If you're happy, then I do not judge.

Kane Knight
03-19-2012, 12:42 PM
Happy? One could even say I'm quite gay!

:shifty

Rock Bottom
03-19-2012, 08:58 PM
Yo

Yo

Hodl on hold on

Ok I got my fresca state of mind let's do this

yo

You think that when I fight the Rock, he's actually gonna win?

I'm like three little pigs, Not by the hair on my chinny-chin chin

adult cena fan: O SHIT SON!

Yo

Rock is a big movie star, I think the lights might blind him

I'm here every week dawg, but you can never find him

adult cena fan: O SHIT THAT WAS ILL SON

uh

uh

I can't wait to STF you, my hands around your neckface

If this was a game of chess dog I would have just said checkmate *drops the mic*

adult cena fan: U DA MOST ILLEST GANGSTA SON

Rock Bottom
03-19-2012, 08:59 PM
Ever since Rock Bottom came into town, people been trying to bring him down. TPWW has no class. That's why they can kiss the peoples' ass!

#1-norm-fan
03-19-2012, 09:01 PM
Booby surgery

Sting Fan
03-20-2012, 07:36 AM
And lacklustre trolls.

Rock Bottom
03-20-2012, 09:29 AM
sting is trying to suck the meaning of his life out of my dick and calls me a troll

Volare
03-20-2012, 10:52 AM
What a world we live in.

Rock Bottom
03-21-2012, 01:52 PM
everyone is slowly realizing that the rock is going to win at wrestlemania

#1-norm-fan
03-21-2012, 01:55 PM
I look forward to the TPWW debut of Sock Bottom on April 2nd.

Rock Bottom
03-22-2012, 12:43 PM
actually im going to psot a thread about how dumb you all are

Rock Bottom
03-22-2012, 12:44 PM
itll be called "you are all dumb"

Rock Bottom
03-22-2012, 12:47 PM
John Cena is part of the jails

#1-norm-fan
03-22-2012, 04:59 PM
You mean the mysterious new poster Sock Bottom is going to post a thread called "you are all dumb"

Rock Bottom
03-23-2012, 01:48 AM
yo

damn hang on a sec

lemme kiss my chug chain

im white btw

ok

lets do this

uh

uh

1

uh

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2

yeah

uh


uh


wwf fan, you think the rock will lose?

im gonna punch you in da mouf dude, and then you'll have a bruise


fuck shit bitch damn ass yeah!

Rock Bottom
03-23-2012, 01:58 AM
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#1-norm-fan
03-23-2012, 03:12 AM
lol chug chain

Rock Bottom
03-24-2012, 01:16 AM
I will raise the stakes to a permaban...

RB?

i like how this faggot is a dumb faggot and doesnt get what i was saying to begin with, which was perma ban

like you're a dumb faggot dude totally

Rock Bottom
03-24-2012, 01:18 AM
Me: hey dumb faggot, if rock loses i will quit tpww, why dont you do that if cena loses

Sting Fan: hey i have an idea lets ban the loser for 30 days

Me: no, you dumb faggot, permanently

Sting Fan: put your money where your mouth is!!!Q lets raisde the stakes

im all in

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Rock Bottom
03-24-2012, 01:18 AM
clean win only

you know what shenanigans are

Rock Bottom
03-24-2012, 01:19 AM
the rock is going to beat john cena clean in the middle of the ring with 3 or 4 rock bottoms

Rock Bottom
03-24-2012, 01:20 AM
i have a dick

TSI
03-24-2012, 01:57 AM
I love The Rock, His work back in the day was some of the best of all time. For whatever reason though i'm just not feeling rocky lately. I guess i'm just bored with the rock routine: Show up, kiss up to whatever city he's in, trash whoever he's beefing with catchphrases and profanity, then leave. I guess it was cooler when I was younger. I Like Cena when they let him loose a bit. The rapper gimmick was funny as fuck. Honestly to me Im kinda whatever about the match. There's no way it'll live up to the hype. Punk Jericho and Hell in a Cell is goona be WAAAAAY better matches IMO.

#1-norm-fan
03-24-2012, 02:39 AM
I look forward to Rock Bottom's reaction to all that tomorrow.

#1-norm-fan
03-24-2012, 02:42 AM
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CM Punk speaks the truth.

His ideas are old and his schtick is corny.

#1-norm-fan
03-24-2012, 02:44 AM
Also, boobie surgery.

Sting Fan
03-24-2012, 06:03 AM
Me: hey dumb faggot, if rock loses i will quit tpww, why dont you do that if cena loses

Sting Fan: hey i have an idea lets ban the loser for 30 days

Me: no, you dumb faggot, permanently

Sting Fan: put your money where your mouth is!!!Q lets raisde the stakes

im all in

http://www.carbonpoker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Doyle-Brunson.jpg

I don't speak dipshit hence at times it isn't clear what your intentions are socky. :wave:

I really hope we see a wrestling first at WM and after Cena makes Rock tap to the STFU he then hits the AA and teabags the Rock center ring to wake him up.

Mainly because we all know nuts to the face will excite Rocky and wake his stale ass up... But partly because it would be funny.

P.S. Sock bottom enjoys performing fellatio on large black men, I fucked his Mum last night and it was like throwing a power pylon down a hallway (scale is important you see) and she confided in me that his Dad molested him as a child... Explains a lot.

Does it show that I'm bored with this?

Rock Bottom
03-24-2012, 09:32 PM
it shows that you are a god damn mother fucking son of a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1-norm-fan
03-25-2012, 04:37 AM
OH NO HE DI'IN'!

#1-norm-fan
03-25-2012, 04:41 AM
P.S. You forgot to make it hilarious by throwing in a silly term like "kung pao" before the "BITCH".

Sting Fan
03-25-2012, 07:42 AM
I am letting it slide this time because his sentence is actually a true statement....

MoFo
03-25-2012, 09:35 AM
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Damndirty
03-26-2012, 02:15 AM
Is it bad that I don't give a shit who wins in this match?

McLegend
03-27-2012, 02:29 PM
That hour long special before Raw about Rock and Cena was horrible.

Seriously that sucked. It did not build anything to the match on Sunday.

Innovator
03-27-2012, 02:49 PM
So they're both great guys outside of the ring. I really want to see the match now!

St. Jimmy
03-27-2012, 04:51 PM
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Damian Rey
03-27-2012, 06:09 PM
The fact that the Rock really didnt touch on having much of a personal vendetta against Cena has watered down the fuedfor me. Heres Cena spitting fire about being the guy everynight, wanting to be nothing but what he is, etc. Rock has run out there with the usual schtick, which Ive found entertaining, but its really watered down the fued quite a bit, imo. I get the idea was to try and encourage a 50/50 crowd, but, to me, its only taken steam away from what could have been some read hot promos. Instead, Cena has undoubtedly steamrolled through the Rock, while the Rock has been his usual self. Still looking forward to the match based purely off what Im hoping will be a lively crowd.

#1-norm-fan
03-27-2012, 07:11 PM
I think Rock getting more into how he needs to beat Cena to have the Cena, Austin, Hogan victories to be the one man to beat three different era's top guys at WM was the best thing he's done as far as hyping the match. Made it seem like he genuinely NEEDS this win. Cena let that come across for weeks but Rock never really tried to make it seem like more than a paycheck until last night.

Emperor Smeat
03-27-2012, 07:25 PM
The Rock has hinted a few times before about why he needs the win but yeah yesterday was the first time he spent any real amount of time explaining it.

Outside of the initial weeks of the promo war, the whole set up has been to let Cena lash out with the promos and the Rock to entertain more which has helped Cena a lot and let the crowd get enjoyed with the Rock being back.

Only downside is their feud never had them attacking or really physically confronting each other besides the occasional Rock Bottom or AA. I thought maybe at least the final RAW would have made it to the point of them teasing a brawl but didn't happen.

Rock Bottom
03-27-2012, 10:38 PM
finally the rock has come back to miami in front of the millions and millions of the rocks fans john cena do you have a problem with that it doesn't matter if you have a problem with that the rock will take your problem shine it up real nice turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass so know your role and shut your mouth jabroni if ya smell what the rock is cookin

#1-norm-fan
03-27-2012, 10:48 PM
Only downside is their feud never had them attacking or really physically confronting each other besides the occasional Rock Bottom or AA. I thought maybe at least the final RAW would have made it to the point of them teasing a brawl but didn't happen.

Completely not a downside to me. Especially after they both got into how huge the match was to them. I like the fact that both of them are just so obsessed with needing to win the match and there's no petty fighting before hand. It's just all about the match. If the match were just based on the typical wrestling hatred, then yeah, a fight would be good but it's not so it would just be forced.

XL
03-28-2012, 08:07 AM
What he said.

McLegend
03-29-2012, 12:45 AM
They didn't need to fight, but they said all the same shit on Monday that they have been saying the whole time. There should have been something more to it.

Emperor Smeat
03-29-2012, 01:45 AM
Didn't really need an actual brawl but could have at least teased one like have them really be face to face and mouthing off to each other to end the show instead of both just casually staring at each other.

Felt more they were ready to huge than wanting to beat the crap out of each other.

Sting Fan
03-29-2012, 07:13 AM
Nothing worse than a couple of guys wanting to huge tbh...

JimmyMess
03-30-2012, 02:21 PM
So does The Rock hit John Cena with the AA during the match?

Or does John Cena use the Rock Bottom on Rocky?

Or will both happen?

HMMMMMMM

Mr. C
03-31-2012, 01:42 AM
Next night on RAW, John Cena reminds fans he said that he wouldn’t lose and he didn’t. The Undertaker then comes out and challenges him to a match at WrestleMania 29.

Rock Bottom
04-01-2012, 02:04 AM
More like Cena comes out and congratulates Rock on his victory, and apologizes to all his fans for letting them down (of which there are about 10 in the entire building), then takes a leave of absence.

St. Jimmy
04-01-2012, 03:02 AM
Rock doin the Job tonight. AWWWW YEAH.

Rock Bottom
04-01-2012, 07:32 AM
Rock doin the Job tonight. AWWWW YEAH.

You wanna make a ban bet, I will cancel the bet with Sting Man just to bet you

Rock Bottom
04-01-2012, 10:57 PM
lol, don't ban Sting Fan. It's ok.

#BROKEN Hasney
04-01-2012, 11:28 PM
Man, if St. jimmy took that bet I would have left him banned even if Rock Bottom didn't want me to.

Rock Bottom
04-01-2012, 11:34 PM
You are really cool for understanding.

I never wanted anyone to get banned. I was having fun with this thing.

The Fraze
04-02-2012, 01:52 AM
Cena loses.

Fuck (most of) you.

Supreme Olajuwon
04-02-2012, 01:56 AM
I so called it. That's why I was reppin The Rock since day 1.

But you other guys, tsk tsk. You're just not that smart.

#BROKEN Hasney
04-02-2012, 07:35 AM
As long as they go somewhere with it, Rock winning was the more interesting outcome in terms of the future. Probably why most people assumed Cena would win.

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 03:35 PM
I don't know what it sets up. Shitty booking. It can't even set up a rematch as now Cena has to win it if they do. A year build of Rock costing Cena the title at WrestleMania then just being a dick and Rock Bottoming him at Survivor Series and in that final much hyped meeting between them... Rock wins...

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 03:35 PM
Kinda actually hate The Rock now

James Steele
04-02-2012, 04:04 PM
#1-wwf-fan, I just don't see how this feud made The Rock more of a dick than The Rock's character has ever been or even anything dislikeable. If anything John Cena came off as the unlikeable twat in this whole feud.

Blakeamus
04-02-2012, 04:22 PM
Glad they didn't do the obvious with a handshake towards the end. Seeing Cena on the ramp in disbelief was great!

Rock Bottom
04-02-2012, 04:26 PM
#1-wwf-fan unhappy = shitty booking?

Maybe.

To you.

To bookers, it's great.

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 04:42 PM
Really? I feel like you both are just reading "shitty booking" and ignoring my explanation. Let's try this again...

WrestleMania: Rock costs Cena the title... against a heel... unprovoked...
Survivor Series: Rock gets the winning pinfall... then attacks Cena... unprovoked...

These are bully heel moves. Having Rock dominate the feud like that and then ending it with him winning is BAD BOOKING. If Cena had dominated the feud or at least made it a little even, I can see it. You don't have a guy just randomly attack and be a dick to the top babyface and then when the match comes along, have him win again and go on to celebrate in the ring again like he's the hero.

Rock Bottom
04-02-2012, 04:51 PM
NEWS FLASH:

JOHN CENA IS NOT THE TOP BABYFACE

Finger! Pulse!

Rock Bottom
04-02-2012, 04:52 PM
Also, if you want to bitch about faces and heels, explain to me why it would even make sense for a guy who gets booed out of buildings to be a "top babyface"

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 04:52 PM
You disagreeing with that one little fact says nothing about the point of my argument.

Rock Bottom
04-02-2012, 04:54 PM
Your argument is fucking stupid and way retarded. There, now it is a more simple matter.

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 04:56 PM
So stupid and retarded you avoid it like the plague.

MoFo
04-02-2012, 04:56 PM
It can't even set up a rematch as now Cena has to win it if they do.


It was billed as 'Once In A Lifetime' so a rematch was never on the cards rly.

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 04:57 PM
I could care less if you think he's the top face of the company or not. If this was a feud between Tyson Kidd and Michael McGillicutty, I'd say it was ridiculously shitty booking.

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 04:58 PM
It was billed as 'Once In A Lifetime' so a rematch was never on the cards rly.

Logically no... but who knows with the WWE. Words only mean so much.

Supreme Olajuwon
04-02-2012, 04:59 PM
I can see where wwf fan is coming from but I gotta see what they do with Cena's direction after this to really call it bad booking. If it leads to Cena rethinking his approach to life, that maybe his attitude and his always smiling outlook isn't good enough, then it's perfect.

SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

#1-norm-fan
04-02-2012, 05:02 PM
I can see where wwf fan is coming from but I gotta see what they do with Cena's direction after this to really call it bad booking. If it leads to Cena rethinking his approach to life, that maybe his attitude and his always smiling outlook isn't good enough, then it's perfect.

SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Just glad someone was able to comprehend my reasoning behind it. lol

Shadrick
04-03-2012, 11:31 AM
Fan, Rock costing Cena at Mania wasn't unprovoked sir. Remember sneaking up on Rock with that AA the Raw before? Yeah....


#1-wwf-fan, I just don't see how this feud made The Rock more of a dick than The Rock's character has ever been or even anything dislikeable. If anything John Cena came off as the unlikeable twat in this whole feud.

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