John Cena in car accident

[Zeeboe]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-cena-car-accident

[VSG]

no immediate injuries were reported

no immediate injuries were reported

no immediate injuries were reported

[Rammsteinmad]

Woah. Seems a bit dramatic, but by the sounds of it he's ok.

[The Jayman]

He no sold the accident

[Droford]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikeshaw/22.jpg

Luckily he's dead, otherwise he'd be the #1 suspect

[Zeeboe]

no immediate injuries were reported

no immediate injuries were reported

no immediate injuries were reported

lol. I can only imagine how many scared people are going to read the title, and not really be sure of what to think of it and perhaps question if I'm just trolling, but then see the WWE link, then their hearts start pumping quickly.

[Droford]

Thus ends their plans of having the Rock run over Cena in the parking lot with his car as RAW ends tonight.

Guess they'll just have to stick to Rock making jokes about Cena's mom.

[Zeeboe]

I was kinda hoping Cena would be injured, and WWE could bring in Hulk Hogan to replace him, and we could get Hogan vs. Rock II - Ten Years Later. :D

[Crimson]

SuperCena defeats automobile via submission

[Triple Naitch]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_badge/public/talent/shield/Johncena_badge.png

Would make a good avatar.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Glad he's okay...

[Tb1]

http://ur247guests.webs.com/photos/Past-Guests/Rikishi.jpg

[Innovator]

So sad that tibs1 beat me to the Rikishi joke

[Droford]

I beat everyone to the trucker Norm joke

[Tb1]

So sad that tibs1 beat me to the Rikishi joke

You get dibs on the next vehicular accident angle

[DLVH84]

I hope he got hit by a train...The A-Train that is.

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[Xero]

Fucking called this booking weeks ago. It'll be worked into storylines so Rock did it. :shifty:

But seriously, Vince probably nearly shit himself when he first heard it.

"Cena got into a car acciden-"

"OH SHIIIIIII"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fucking called this booking weeks ago. It'll be worked into storylines so Rock did it. :shifty:

But seriously, Vince probably nearly shit himself when he first heard it.

"Cena got into a car acciden-"

"OH SHIIIIIII"

He got so scared he forgot how to pronounce the letter T?

[RiX1024]

it's an angle.

[BizarroKing]

Since the Rikishi joke was made and Trucker Norm...

http://www.worldofwrestling.it/mkportal/modules/gallery/album/a_289.jpg

:shifty: also...

I was kinda hoping Cena would be injured, and WWE could bring in Hulk Hogan to replace him, and we could get Hogan vs. Rock II - Ten Years Later. :D

Correction, Hogan vs Rock III: This time it's shittier.

[DLVH84]

http://www.worldofwrestling.it/mkportal/modules/gallery/album/a_289.jpg

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, CENA?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

He got so scared he forgot how to pronounce the letter T?

Blew out his quads last time he pronounced a t.

[The Jayman]

the truck couldn't see him

[parkmania]

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZg4A_HO5rwJsmO60GsT0QOs-GLprMdFiRyPd15nE82nD2bj5P

Was this Cena's tow truck driver?

[Dukelorange]

the truck couldn't see him

+1

[XL]

I feel something like this has happened around this time of year before...

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[Aguakate]

Can you imagine rear-ending someone, and once that persone gets out of the car, it's JOHN CENA?

[Droford]

could have been worse..

it could have been Mark Henry

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena: You rear ended me :mad:

Guy: Rise above hate Cena!

Cena: .... I mean :D thank you for rear ending me! Can we exchange insurance information good sir. I'm in a good place right now!

[KaosDarksol]

People really need to stop doing stuff for the rock

[Aguakate]

People really need to stop making jokes about people doing stuff for the rock

[Nicky Fives]

apparently, it's not a joke.....

[Zeeboe]

Since the Rikishi joke was made and Trucker Norm...

http://www.worldofwrestling.it/mkportal/modules/gallery/album/a_289.jpg

:shifty: also...



Correction, Hogan vs Rock III: This time it's shittier.

I know they wrestled in 2003, but this is would be the second time at Wrestlemania. :y: And ten years to the date almost. :)

[Kane Knight]

apparently, it's not a joke.....

Well, it's certainly not funny, but....

[Gass]

God, I hope Cena dies. He's such a queer.

[Majunior]

The only wrestler I ever wished death on was Jeff Hardy. OD, specifically.

There's nothing wrong with Cena.

[My Final Heaven]

Can you imagine rear-ending someone, and once that persone gets out of the car, it's JOHN CENA?

The only thing that'd make it more awesome would be if You were Kane, already decked out in your ringgear. Before you know it, you're having an Ambulance Match IN REAL LIFE :eek:

No need to worry about Cena being in his wrestling outfit, I'd imagine he just walks around in Jean shorts everyday regardless.

[Xero]

Can you imagine rear-ending someone, and once that persone gets out of the car, it's JOHN CENA?

I'd probably crack a joke about him no-selling it while exchanging insurance information.

"You're not gonna fire up on me and give me the five moves of doom, are you? lulz."

[Gerard]

I was kinda hoping Cena would be injured, and WWE could bring in Hulk Hogan to replace him, and we could get Hogan vs. Rock II - Ten Years Later. :D

Already had hogan vs rock 2, cant remember the event though. :-\

[DLVH84]

Already had hogan vs rock 2, cant remember the event though. :-\

No Way Out 2003

[Kane Knight]

The only wrestler I ever wished death on was Jeff Hardy. OD, specifically.

There's nothing wrong with Cena.

Dude, he's not entertaining. You can't possibly expect him to change the channel or just not watch. The only solution is to HOPE HE DIES!