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BizarroKing
03-24-2012, 01:18 AM
WWE star Evan Bourne wrote the following on his Twitter account: "I hate throw out bad news but I must. I was in an accident Monday and mangled my foot. Sorry to delay the comeback, I'm down but not out!"
Incidentally, Monday was his birthday. Not exactly the way to celebrate.
Oh poor poor Evan...Suspended twice and now this.
Lock Jaw
03-24-2012, 01:45 AM
Shot himself in the foot with this one
James Steele
03-24-2012, 02:05 AM
Swerve: He'll debut in TNA 90 days after his foot heals.
he might as well go on to TNA because there's no way he will ever get a push for anything now. He's too much of a risk at this point. He's like Jeff Hardy, but without the charisma or ability to be a main eventer. At least in TNA he'll have X title to go after.
Graveler
03-24-2012, 02:45 AM
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg878/scaled.php?tn=0&server=878&filename=x83ul.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640
Evan's foot. pretty graphic
KayfabeMan
03-24-2012, 05:44 AM
Ahmed Bourne.
FourFifty
03-24-2012, 10:32 AM
As someone who has lost interest in Evan Bourne, I wish him a speedy recovery; however my feelings on not seeing him on tv is simple.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/158/619/14381-fluttershy-yay.jpg?1312603505
Lock Jaw
03-24-2012, 12:38 PM
Evan's foot. pretty graphic
Peas in his foot.
I HAD PEAS B'FORE
Volare
03-24-2012, 12:53 PM
Fucking jesus that's a sick shot of his foot.
Rammsteinmad
03-24-2012, 01:15 PM
I enjoyed him in the ring, but not gonna deny, after multiple injuries and two drug busts, I don't really miss him anymore.
Best thing he ever did was take the Shooting StaRKO.
Thought hed failed another drug test when I seen this thread.
Fuck you BizarroKing
Anybody Thrilla
03-24-2012, 03:04 PM
What the fuck is "LOL" about that foot injury? Whether you like the fact that he smokes pot or enjoy his wrestling, there's nothing funny about what appears to be a pretty brutal injury.
Personally, I've been an Evan Bourne fan ever since he debuted as Evan Bourne. His work has always been crisp, exciting, and innovative. I really hope he gets back on track and flourishes in WWE like it seems he was destined to do, but if not, I hope he finds a solid spot in TNA and makes the most of it.
that good old internet wrestling fan sense of superiority
DLVH84
03-24-2012, 03:09 PM
Seems like he'll use that as an excuse to prevent...STRIKE 3!!!
Swiss Ultimate
03-24-2012, 03:51 PM
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St. Jimmy
03-24-2012, 03:56 PM
Way to constantly fuck up the biggest payday of the year. #BWIYFE
erickman
03-24-2012, 07:17 PM
he might as well go on to TNA because there's no way he will ever get a push for anything now. He's too much of a risk at this point. He's like Jeff Hardy, but without the charisma or ability to be a main eventer. At least in TNA he'll have X title to go after.
i think he is more of a ken anderson then hardy, bad luck and failing drug test killed his pushes. yep he can help the x div
whiteyford
03-24-2012, 07:19 PM
Dont think he'll be around much longer,2 failed piss tests pretty much kills any hope of a push for a looooong time, think he'll be in the spring clear out.
Mr. Nerfect
03-24-2012, 08:01 PM
Evan Bourne still has a place in the WWE. People love him, he's a good worker and he's small enough to bump around and make dudes look like killers. I was looking forward to seeing Lord Tensai squash him on RAW.
Shadrick
03-24-2012, 09:46 PM
that good old internet wrestling fan sense of superiority
im gonna sig this sir.
DLVH84
03-24-2012, 10:44 PM
Evan Bourne still has a place in the WWE. People love him, he's a good worker and he's small enough to bump around and make dudes look like killers. I was looking forward to seeing Lord Tensai squash him on RAW.
Yeah, let Tensai squash his ass, before he's fired.
Anybody Thrilla
03-25-2012, 10:57 AM
What's your beef with Evan Bourne, DLVH?
DLVH84
03-25-2012, 11:14 AM
Well, for one, he got suspended twice in a short span.
Supreme Olajuwon
03-25-2012, 11:19 AM
You should probably stick to watching wrestling in the 80s when nobody was doing drugs.
Afterlife
03-25-2012, 02:24 PM
Well, for one, he got suspended twice in a short span.
...and?
that good old internet wrestling fan sense of superiority
Gertner
03-25-2012, 03:09 PM
Way to constantly fuck up the biggest payday of the year. #BWIYFE
#LOSESOMEWEIGHT
James Steele
03-25-2012, 03:50 PM
What I don't understand is why he got hammered for fake weed, when people get a slap on the wrist for real weed. I know the DEA made Spice and stuff a "designer drug" and illegal a year or so ago, but I don't see the reason for the discrepancy in punishment.
DLVH84
03-25-2012, 04:17 PM
Because the synthetic weed is much more dangerous than the real thing.
owenbrown
03-25-2012, 04:24 PM
what's the over/under on him being world champion when he goes to TNA?
Mr. Nerfect
03-25-2012, 06:21 PM
Bourne should really know the company policies. The details about the second one weren't known, though. While there would no doubt be heat on him for getting suspended twice, it could be that it was something like not having a prescription on him for medication.
Because the synthetic weed is much more dangerous than the real thing.
What is your opinion on cocaine in the 80s?
DLVH84
03-25-2012, 08:20 PM
What is your opinion on cocaine in the 80s?
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one day somebody will create a program that comes as default with all Windows and Mac models that make said computers spontaneously combust upon posting any Family Guy video as a response to anything
I don't get it. You're that adamantly against synthetic marijuana but guys using crack, I'd assume you'd say "because it was apart of the lifestyle", is a-ok?
probably not but we can live in hope
DLVH84
03-25-2012, 08:36 PM
Seriously, cocaine is much worse.
Supreme Olajuwon
03-25-2012, 08:47 PM
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the irony of a guy whose user name pays homage to two bands who were crazy into drugs talking about how guys who use drugs are bad.
You know Def Leppard's guitarist kinda DIED because of drugs.
DLVH84
03-25-2012, 08:53 PM
Yeah, I know about Steve Clark's death.
Supreme Olajuwon
03-25-2012, 08:56 PM
And yet you love the bands anyway. That, kind shrew, makes you a hypocrite.
Yeah, I know about Steve Clark's death.
Yeah, he just looked it up on Wikipedia.
DLVH84
03-25-2012, 08:58 PM
Yeah, he just looked it up on Wikipedia.
No, I didn't. I've knew of it, way before Wikipedia was created.
Encyclopedia Brown, then.
Or maybe Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor.
Fignuts
03-25-2012, 09:03 PM
His shooting star press is nice to look at, but beyond that he's boring and generic as hell.
Kaval had a unique look and moveset. Should have kept him around and ditched Bourne.
Supreme Olajuwon
03-25-2012, 09:05 PM
Encyclopedia Brown, then.
Or maybe Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor.
ENCARTA, motherfucker
Skippord
03-25-2012, 09:54 PM
one day somebody will create a program that comes as default with all Windows and Mac models that make said computers spontaneously combust upon posting any Family Guy video as a response to anything
that would be the end of DAMN iNATOR
dronepool
03-26-2012, 12:23 AM
His shooting star press is nice to look at, but beyond that he's boring and generic as hell.
Kaval had a unique look and moveset. Should have kept him around and ditched Bourne.
Whatever happened to Kaval? He's not lost in TNA land, is he?
DLVH84
03-26-2012, 01:06 AM
No. He's not.
Fignuts
03-26-2012, 01:08 AM
I think he's burned his bridges several times over with TNA.
He left WWE on good terms, so there's a chance he could come back, especially if this cruiserweight show ever gets up and running.
dronepool
03-26-2012, 02:03 AM
Hope he comes back. It sucks that a stand in like the Great Khali is still in WWE but a guy like Kaval got dropped. They could really push him if he has the right matches.
James Steele
03-26-2012, 02:33 AM
Being stiff as fuck =/= talent.
jaycool2k
03-28-2012, 02:29 PM
Seriously, cocaine is much worse.
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DAMN iNATOR
03-31-2012, 11:34 AM
that would be the end of DAMN iNATOR
Nah, the internet would never destroy it's FG vid/pic cache, because they know what would happen. My programming which would allow for me to take complete control over FOX programs is enough to ensure that there will always be at least 1 FG pic and or vid on the "interwebz".
that Demigod the internet
Fignuts
03-31-2012, 11:49 AM
Being stiff as fuck =/= talent.
No one said he was talented because he kicks hard. I agree that is one of his faults. Idea of wrestling is to make it LOOK like you are hurting the other guy.
Doesn't change the fact that he does some awesome, unique stuff outside of his strikes.
Skippord
03-31-2012, 10:26 PM
that Demigod the internet
The Mask should change his user title to this
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