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Xero
03-24-2012, 12:55 PM
Let's hope the Deadman can Taker It Easy on his day of birth.

Happy birthday, Booger Red!

Volare
03-24-2012, 12:56 PM
The man will fucking live forever.

Xero
03-24-2012, 01:40 PM
https://p.twimg.com/AoxBpG8CAAAjaQ9.jpg

MoFo
03-24-2012, 01:48 PM
How old be he?

Pintint
03-24-2012, 02:42 PM
How old be he?

78

DLVH84
03-24-2012, 03:01 PM
How old be he?

47.

Corporate CockSnogger
03-24-2012, 03:04 PM
lol don't be silly he's undead, he doesn't age.

DLVH84
03-24-2012, 03:08 PM
lol don't be silly he's undead, he doesn't age.

Good point.

KaosDarksol
03-24-2012, 03:42 PM
Ok so we know it's his birthday but does be think its 20 days later

Frank Drebin
03-24-2012, 03:53 PM
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Go to the 2 min mark.

Xero
03-24-2012, 04:54 PM
"Happy Birthday dear........... hellen......."

Taker it Easy
03-24-2012, 10:45 PM
Happy birthday Taker! May your dead flesh never rot. May your tatoos never fade. Watch out for that kick...

Tom Guycott
03-24-2012, 11:39 PM
The man will fucking live forever.

Undertaker vs. Terry Funk at WrestleMania 45 in a "retirement... no, really this time" match.

Xero
03-25-2012, 12:08 AM
With special ringside enforcer Mick Foley.

Tom Guycott
03-25-2012, 12:34 AM
And in leading up to this match, Terry goes on record saying "I think this will be my last run..."

Shadrick
03-25-2012, 02:01 AM
Accompanied by his annual doctor visit where he says he "has no idea how you're still going" when "you should be living in extreme pain right now"

Zeeboe
03-25-2012, 08:38 AM
I thought Undertaker was born in 1962, making him 50. But I've read elsewhere that he was born in 1965.

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Go to the 2 min mark.

Oh my gosh.....I remember that. Wow.


Now that I'm a man, and can understand the value of a dollar, I wish I would have been a better kid, and not bothered my parents so much about calling those goddamn bullshit cheesy useless gimmick fucking wrestling hotlines. I use to bother my poor parents all the time about calling those things, and I am bitter now and feel guilty over it. Fuckin Vince, man. :lol: He knew exactly what he was doing. And the way he'd make you feel like shit who was missing the big party if you didn't order the pay-per-view's or buy other WWF stuff. That bastard screwed me too.