The Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[JimmyMess]

I saw the "Favorite Movie" thread... So I figured why not ask which movies you guys saw that you just despised.

If this has already been a thread, well... then it will be one again I suppose!


I'll start.

Running With Scissors - I guess it didn't help it was a large group of us youngins crammed into a tiny apartment watching on a Friday night or something... but what the fuck. I can watch/handle a lot of movies, but this one to this day we still joke about among that group who saw.

[Lock Jaw]

Talledega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby has the distinction of being the only movie I have ever willingly turned off and stopped watching after I have sat down with the intent to watch it.

Don't think that counts since I haven't seen the whole thing... and it probably wasn't as bad as some movies I stuck out and watched all of. Will have to think.

[St. Jimmy]

The Room /thread

[El Fangel]

Cloverfield, only movie where I ever fell asleep in the theatre and had to ask someone what happened on the way out after telling them I fell asleep. They did too. We both asked a third person who described what sounded like an incredibly shitty movie.

[El Fangel]

The Room /thread

It's one of the best comedies I have ever seen.

However that wasn't intended.

[Shisen Kopf]

Two movies come to mind. I hated The Village and Paranormal activity was so boring.

[dronepool]

The Room /thread

I think it's meant to be so bad that it's funny.

[Skippord]

it's not

anyway probably Birdemic

[El Fangel]

Two movies come to mind. I hated The Village and Paranormal activity was so boring.

Paranormal Activity was at least watchable even if it ended a little badly. It spawned two others that were worse though. The whole time I can't stop thinking why aren't they taking this video to people to show some weird shit is going on in their house.

it's not

anyway probably Birdemic

I still wonder how they spend 6,000,000 on that movie. You ever see the rifftrax of Birdemic?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

O.C. Babes & The Slasher Of Zombietown

[Skippord]

I've not seen the rifftrax

the How Did This Get Made podcast on it is incredible though

[Vastardikai]

Champions starring Ken Shamrock.

[whiteyford]

Joe Dirt & Night at the Roxbury(?) , watched Joe Dirt to the end because it had Christopher Walken and one of the twins from Sweet Valley High but wish i hadnt,the other one i lasted 10mins and took it back to the video store.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course.

[weather vane]

Talladega Nights?
Joe Dirt?
Night at the Roxbury?

Those are the worst movies you have ever seen? Talladega Nights is mint, the other two have a few good quotes but Talladega Nights is right mint.

The Ring 2 was the worst movie I have ever seen.

[James Steele]

Skull & Bones

[Seth82]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Returntoozposter.jpg

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Skull & Bones
Periclean Athens, guy!

[LuigiD]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/At_long_last_love_movie_poster.jpg
My friend and I host a small group every now and then. We vote on watching horrible movies with some rules (ex. requires a theater release.)
This fucking abomination is by far the worst thing I have ever fucking seen.
I could only handle about 40 minutes before I left. I had never left for any of the other movies of the group and this killed me. I can usually laugh at bad movies but this was just terrible.
Not only was it terrible, apparently it was a financial disaster too. I could try to describe the plot but..I don't know. fuck this.

[El Fangel]

I've not seen the rifftrax

the How Did This Get Made podcast on it is incredible though

Find it.

[Hanso Amore]

Talladega Nights?
Joe Dirt?
Night at the Roxbury?

Those are the worst movies you have ever seen? Talladega Nights is mint, the other two have a few good quotes but Talladega Nights is right mint.

The Ring 2 was the worst movie I have ever seen.

Right? I read those and wanted to come through the internet and beat some asses. What kind of idiot watches Talladega Nights thinking it will be anything more than it is.

A Classic fucking comedy.

Probably doesnt live up to Akira, or whatever shitty Anime I assume these guys watch.

[Hanso Amore]

And for my answer: Jeepers Creepers 2.

[Zeeboe]

Step Brothers.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fuck off Seth, Return to Oz is great.

[Requiem]

Queen of the Damned

Bought this movie as soon as it was out because I loved Interview With a Vampire and had read The Vampire Chronicles and loved them. Movie turned out to be the biggest pigfuck of an embarrassment to a book ever. Terrible acting had me cringing, and too many details were totally left out of the movie. The book was one of the most 'lore-filled' books of the series, with so much information and history on the origins of the vampires in the stories. To focus solely on the 'celebrity' status of Lestat was a shamble and the movie was created solely to make money with no respect to the original content. They couldn't even get his hair color right for fucks sake. Absolutely zero effort put into the making of the movie, and it likely only made money due to the death of Aaliyah.

Even the author of the books later stated that she hated the movie and that nothing in it appealed to her.

[weather vane]

Zeeboe is so bad at everything in life ever.

[Hanso Amore]

Step Brothers.

It.

[Shaved Monkey]

Pink Flamingos

I dunno. I'm usually all for things that cross lines but this movie... just too much.

I sat through it once and will never, ever do so again.

However, I encourage those of you who have not seen this to sit and watch it just once. It's pretty fucked and I'd love to see some of your reactions.

[Iop]

Borat.
I didnt laugh once, and forced myself to sit through the whole thing, hoping there would be something redeeming.

[Savio]

"The Whole Ten Yards" trumps everything as the worst movie ever.

Paranormal Activity 3 was also very shitty.

[CSL]

http://place1.dyndns.org/music/files/images/detailed/251678.jpg

possibly

[Seth82]

Fuck off Seth, Return to Oz is great.

lol perhaps you enjoy it and that's fine

I just think it's a gigantic clusterfuck and creeped me out as a kid

[Corporate CockSnogger]

To be fair I haven't seen it in years, but when I was a kid I always preferred it to Wizard of Oz.

[Zeeboe]

Zeeboe is so bad at everything in life ever.

Fuck you.

[Rammsteinmad]

Son of the Mask was pretty awful. Dunno if I'd consider it 'the worst' but it was the first one I could think of.

[Blue Demon]

Freddy Got Fingered.

[whiteyford]

Freddy got fingered was comedy gold

[Hanso Amore]

Freddy got fingered was comedy gold

Yet you say Joe Dirt is the worst ever?

Have you taken repeated blows to the head?

[whiteyford]

I just couldnt get into Joe Dirt at all, did i miss something?

[Schlomey]

Adam Sandler Going Overboard OR In The Name of the King with Jason Stratham. 2 of the worst movies ever made.

[JimmyMess]

I've seen on this list a few movies involving the same actor... so I ask a second question....

Is it the films you hate? Or is the actors that you find unlikable?

[whiteyford]

Dont think theres any actor i find unlikable enough to ruin a film for me.

Going to watch Joe Dirt again though since the consensus seems to be i judged it harshly or in Hanso's case, that i might have some remedial brain damage.

[Juan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NepmPxYkDJo/TghHwhC5zlI/AAAAAAADR7c/ty3ZVb5Y1-I/s400/Lost%2BSouls.jpg

[Hanso Amore]

Dont think theres any actor i find unlikable enough to ruin a film for me.

Going to watch Joe Dirt again though since the consensus seems to be i judged it harshly or in Hanso's case, that i might have some remedial brain damage.

Its actually quite good. And very quotable and popular.

Not to claim you are full on retard, but just the fact that I have never met someone who liked Freddie and didnt like Joe Dirt. Seems like most people who "get one" also like the other. Dunno.

[Hanso Amore]

If anything most people would like Joe Dirt and hate Freddie Got Fingered.

[Juan]

Also.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-suBdvaQlmuA/TiwYYM2JJWI/AAAAAAAAHK8/BWrBJDDpgV8/s640/War+%25282007%2529.jpg

[Juan]

If anything most people would like Joe Dirt and hate Freddie Got Fingered.

They both sucked tbh

[Juan]

Oh and

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YG6qIvPsLFI/TFq4w9-rk4I/AAAAAAAAEDQ/cN_Dl0BQn_s/s400/i+spy+2002.jpg

[whiteyford]

I watched Freddy got fingered expecting it to suck,and it kinda did but in a so bad its good way, and ended up actually enjoying it. Probably the opposite with Joe Dirt but just couldnt get into it at all,i'm gonna watch it again though, its been years since i saw it honestly.

[Hornicane]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Skyline_Poster.jpg

[Shaved Monkey]

Oh and

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YG6qIvPsLFI/TFq4w9-rk4I/AAAAAAAAEDQ/cN_Dl0BQn_s/s400/i+spy+2002.jpg

That bad? This chick I'm seeing says that this is one of her favourite movies and that I must watch it because it is so hilarious.

[Juan]

It's the only movie I've ever rented and just stopped watching about half way and returned it the same day.

Also, I feel like i should mention all those stupid parody movies that have come out like Meet the Spartans, Dance Flick and Superhero Movie even tho I've never seen any of them.

[whiteyford]

Also, I feel like i should mention all those stupid parody movies that have come out like Meet the Spartans, Dance Flick and Superhero Movie even tho I've never seen any of them.

Ive seen a couple of them,the few funny parts are in the trailers.

[El Fangel]

Oh, scratch my former answer. Definitely Legion.

[Blue Demon]

This deserves a mention as well:


http://cheapstheycome.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/battlefield_earth__a_saga_of_the_year_3000.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Chairman of the Board with Carrot Top.

[Nowhere Man]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/neighbor_2009_300x430_587380.jpg

The hate I have for this movie is the kind that poets and bards would have written sweeping epics about in times past, a loathing that people would sing of through the generations. I hate this movie with a hate that would move mountains and boil the seas. Whole religions have been founded on less than the titanic, ungodly hatred I have for this fucking movie.

[El Fangel]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b73/nowhereman716/neighbor_2009_300x430_587380.jpg

The hate I have for this movie is the kind that poets and bards would have written sweeping epics about in times past, a loathing that people would sing of through the generations. I hate this movie with a hate that would move mountains and boil the seas. Whole religions have been founded on less than the titanic, ungodly hatred I have for this fucking movie.

I almost want to say it can't be that bad, but I guess there is only one way to find out.

EDIT: I can't find a torrent of it.

[Raven Reaper]

All Uwe Boll video game movies. :P

[Seth82]

that Twilight parody movie Vampires Suck is god awful

stay far far away from it

[El Fangel]

Stangely, its still better then what it was parodying.

[Zeeboe]

I've seen on this list a few movies involving the same actor... so I ask a second question....

Is it the films you hate? Or is the actors that you find unlikable?

The film. Step Brothers represents everything I hate in life.

[Nicky Fives]

The Tree Of Life was one I just watched.....

[Seth82]

Stangely, its still better then what it was parodying.

lol yeah

[JimmyMess]

The film. Step Brothers represents everything I hate in life.

I can't say I agree with you, I think its hilarious, but to each their own!

[Ermaximus]

Postal was shit.

Skyline was horrible, yet it's getting a sequal.

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever was utter shit. Not even Banderas and Lui could save it.

A majority of Nick Cage movies are shit. The exceptions are Con Air, National Treasure 1 and 2, Face Off, Gone in Sixty Seconds, and Raising Arizona.

In the Name of the King was terrible.

Troll 2 is too obvious an aswer here, but it's so bad it's funny. Same can be said for The Room.

Screamers 2 was pretty terrible as well, especially considering how amazing the first movie was.

[JimmyMess]

A majority of Nick Cage movies are shit. The exceptions are Con Air, National Treasure 1 and 2, Face Off, Gone in Sixty Seconds, and Raising Arizona.



The Rock was awesome ("Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!" "Carla was the prom queen"). Leaving Las Vegas is pretty great.

[El Fangel]

It always seems Nic Cages lines are either whispered or screamed.

[Droford]

http://static.periscopepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/human-centipede-2-poster-e1318008008899.jpg

having just seen this recently its the freshest bad movie in my head but it is awful.

[Ermaximus]

The Rock was awesome ("Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!" "Carla was the prom queen"). Leaving Las Vegas is pretty great.

I forgot about The Rock and I've never seen Leaving Las Vegas.

[OldSchoolFan]

The only thing I can even remotely consider worst of all time off the top of my head is Twilight...

[Ermaximus]

That's not something I would admit to seeing, if you have, but good choice.

[Crimson]

I dont know the name of it but it was about a killer tire, rolling around the desert exploding the heads of animals and people. A KILLER TIRE THAT WOULD EXPLODE PEOPLE'S HEADS..it was on showtime last week ill try looking for the name of it

[Crimson]

Ah yes its called 'Rubber'

[Droford]

i liked Rubber

[Shaved Monkey]

That's not something I would admit to seeing, if you have, but good choice.

I was subjected to the first one. I thought it was fairly bad but I've definitely seen worse.

[Skippord]

I dont know the name of it but it was about a killer tire, rolling around the desert exploding the heads of animals and people. A KILLER TIRE THAT WOULD EXPLODE PEOPLE'S HEADS..it was on showtime last week ill try looking for the name of it
I was fine with the premise of that movie, but I felt like it came off really pretentious with the audience watching the tire and whatnot.

[Triple A]

Marci X

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://static.periscopepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/human-centipede-2-poster-e1318008008899.jpg

having just seen this recently its the freshest bad movie in my head but it is awful.

Heard it was intensely wrong and stupid.

[Corndad]

Christmas with the Kranks. Awful.

[Raven Reaper]

It always seems Nic Cages lines are either whispered or screamed.


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:p

[Savio]

Also, I feel like i should mention all those stupid parody movies that have come out like Meet the Spartans, Dance Flick and Superhero Movie even tho I've never seen any of them.I tried "The 40 year old virgin knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it" worst dollar I ever spent.

[DaveBrawl]

It's probably either Penny Dreadful, the Box, or Kickboxer: The Fighter/The Winner.

Still can't forgive Amazon for sending me that garbage when I wanted vintage Van Damme.

[Malfeitor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Returntoozposter.jpg

When I was a kid, this movie was a mindfuck. The wheelers were bad ass though.

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[Ermaximus]

Who needs flying monkies when you've got guys who hunch over and ride with wheels on their hands and items not made of emerald that make you vanish?

[Kris P Lettus]

Gummo

[Requiem]

Just remembered this other piece of shit movie that like 3 girls recommended I see. Said it was one of the best movies they had ever seen, but that I had to go into it with an 'open mind'.

Well, I like to think I've got one of the most open minds anyways when it comes to movies. I love all kinds of movies. But this movie was just BAD.

Ink - 0/10

What a fucking terrible movie. I didn't even finish it. Usually I can at least force myself to watch movies, but this was terrible. The story was awful, the acting was TERRIBLE, and the effects in this movie sucked. I guess it was a low budget movie, but come on. The effect that was constantly over the picture was awful and distracting. It supposedly has some really deep meaning, but who cares when the entire point of it was to be some artsy film that tried too hard. I looked up the ending, and I'm glad I didn't waste my time on it. I would post the synopsis from imdb but it's pretty long and honestly not worth it.

Can't believe this shit has a 6/10 on imdb. It was the most try-hard attempt at being artistic and deep while failing to do either and just being annoying at every turn.

[Damian Rey]

Dragon Ball Evolution was pretty horrendous, and that was with me expecting the worse. The first Twighlight was God awful. But I'll go with Dragon Ball.

[Pity Party Arnie]

Anything Nicholas Cage has done in the last 5yrs

[Party Hardy]

I didnt like Donnie Dark0 very much. It didn't make any sense at all. One of those arty farty movie

[El Fangel]

Watch it again.

[Emperor Smeat]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

[Raven Reaper]

Dragon Ball Evolution was pretty horrendous, and that was with me expecting the worse. The first Twighlight was God awful. But I'll go with Dragon Ball.

Haha I caught that shit on my TV though despite I never saw it in the theater. Thank god.. And Piccolo looks like a fucking cabbage head!!!

[Gertner]

Bridesmaids. I can't sit thru that stupid movie anymore.

[El Fangel]

Think I am going to watch Donnie Darko sometime soon. Dont think I have watched it in like 4 years.

[Gray]

I think i watched 5min of Dragonball Evolution before it got turned off. So much hope only for it to be terrible.

[Damian Rey]

Thats the thing; I had absolutely zero expectations for Dragon Ball and it still sucked.

[Ace]

Buried. Absolutely hated that movie.

[DLVH84]

Yeah, Dragonball Evolution sucked big time. The next time they decide to make a Dragonball film, it should be an all-Asian cast and crew and get the story right.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bridesmaids. I can't sit thru that stupid movie anymore.

:lol::rofl:

[stultiloquy]

Granted, I fully expected this to be awful, but it still gets my vote.
http://i43.tinypic.com/11id2ty.jpg
Never before has a movie poster so succinctly summarized the movie it's advertising.

[Mercury Bullet]

If I think a movie is going to be that bad I make a point not to watch it. But as mentioned right above me AVP and AVP2 were both god awful. I also hated, HATED Stuck On You.

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/26/MPW-13255

By the Farrelly brothers, Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear are good actors...Eva Mendes is hot...but this movie is utter garbage.

[My Final Heaven]

I have 2.

On the Line - Lance Bass finds a pocketbook on the train, and falls in love with its owner based on the contents. An old girlfriend insisted that we watch it, figured it would be a good "romantic date" movie at least, and ended up begging her to put something, anything else in after about 1/2 hour. The first one she picked was George of the Jungle (I think she picked the stupidest movie she could so I'd break & put "her" movie back in.) I loved George. :D

Mary Shelly's Frankenstein - My fury with the flick built until DeNiro did Kano's fatality from Mortal Kombat on Tim Burton's wife. I stopped the cassette, went to my neighbor's house & gave it to him. I've never went back and watched the rest of it. I hope nothing awesome happened.

[Nicky Fives]

Buried. Absolutely hated that movie.

I loved that movie.....

[Sepholio]

Beowulf. Easily.

[Zeeboe]

I think one of the reasons why I disliked that film "Step Brothers" is because it was like watching my life story. It's not a badly made film. I'd just enjoy it a lot more if I could be a Harvard graduate who works on Wallstreet, drives a nice car and is dating Paris Hilton, and then I could point and laugh at the characters in Step Brothers like everyone else, and be happy I don't have to be around them, or have the same problems they do, but the film was an over exaggerated depiction of my own life, and I always feared that because I lived at home at the time I saw it, that how we all see the two leads is how people see me: This giant, goofy and stupid man-child. That fear was one of the motivations for moving out in 2009, and the way things are going for me, I may be living the "Step Brothers" lifestyle again. Perhaps I should just embrace it, and break out my Yoda shirt, and buy some drum-sets.

[Razzamajazz]

aliens vs predator requiem
the stapler starring rob schneider

[Maya Bristow]

Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li. I went into this expecting something as fun as the 1994 live action SF film but Legend of Chun Li was just a total bore.

Not much humor
Terrible fight scenes
Bad acting across the board
None of the video characters in this film looked like the characters they are supposed to be

M. Bison getting changed from a General madman to an Irish Real estate guy

[DaveBrawl]

The biggest problem Legend of Chun Li had was lacking Van Damme as Guile.

[Raven Reaper]

^ that and the costumes of Bison's red Hitler-style military uniform.. And the psycho CRUSHER FINISHER!