Hardcore Championship 24/7: The Game

[BizarroKing]

Time to play a game. Let's post a wrestler to become the inaugural "Hardcore Champion" and then the next poster has a wrestler/manager/diva/forum member/anyone wrestling related pin them in some over the top (or not) way to become the newest hardcore champion. The next poster does likewise.

Example:

Inaugural champion: Crash Holly

Poster 2: King Kong Bundy defeats Crash Holly via Avalanche.

Poster 3: Rhyno gores King Kong Bundy.

And so on...

So....shall we begin?

Inaugural Champion: Crash Holly.

[Wishbone]

Shelton's Momma defeats Crash Holly via smothering

[KaosDarksol]

Shelton Benjamin beats his mom with the brick he stole from her purse

[Poit]

Mighty Molly defeats Shelton Benjamin with a frying pan.

[weather vane]

Kenny Omega defeats Shelton Benjamin with a Hadouken!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kenny Omega is defeated by KENNY of the Spirit Squad after hitting him with pompoms.

[Poit]

Mighty Molly wonders why those guys over there are fighting. She then leaves with her championship.

[KayfabeMan]

Mighty Molly runs into David Young. They stop to say hello.

David notices her belt - hits her with a massive spinebuster on the floor and wins.

NEW CHAMPION - David Young

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

David Otunga hits the Verdict on David Young after asking who he was and pinning him for the title.

Otunga then drinks coffee.

New Champion: David "A-List" Otunga.

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6448&highlight=tpww+hardcore+champion

[KayfabeMan]

HHH tells Otunga that if he's going to marry into money, to aim higher than Jennifer Hudson. Otunga agrees and hands over the title to HHH in shame.

New Champion: HHH

[Skippord]

Stephanie has intercourse with Triple H in which she is on top. A referee comes in out of nowhere and counts the pinfall

Stephanie McMahon is now champion

[KayfabeMan]

Stephanie falls asleep. Vince comes in to do his usual 'sleeping breast exam' on her.

Since they're touching and she's on her back, same referee appears and counts 3.

New Champion: Vince McMahon

[FourFifty]

Randy Savage comes back from the dead, makes sweet love to Steph like he allegedly did when she was a teenager, gives her the "big elbow" and leaves without touching Vince. Just a giant "Fuck you, why am I not in the HoF yet" move.

Still Champion: Vince McMahon.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Genius comes out of nowhere and hits Vince McMahon with his scroll and pins Vince for the win.

New Champion The Genius.

The Genius: I am the world's smartest man! Winning this title is my master plan! Vince you should put my family into the Hall of Fame it's not our fault the WWE future is doomed in the Hands of the Game.

Vince in order to stop The Genius from doing anymore poetry he rolls him up for a three count

New champion Vince again.

[KayfabeMan]

Right after Vince's 2nd title win - in walks The Great Khali.

Vince gets a huge erection for him - based on his size, look and overall lack of talent.

He decides he must put a title on him immediately - at which point he lays down and allows Khali to simply pin him, which Khali botches - but he is still named Champion.

Winner and New Champion: Great Khali

[FourFifty]

The Internet is pissed at this, and gang jumps Khali. During the beat down Khali taps out to The Internet.

New Champion- The Internet

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Your mother wins the championship via breasts.

[FourFifty]

Nice to know my mom is the new Hardcore Champion...

[KayfabeMan]

KayfabeMan offers to take the title from 450's mom - to keep her out of harms way.

She is a smart woman, with a great son - so she accepts.

KayfabeMan is the new Champion.

[KayfabeMan]

FOR THE RECORD: That is some Dusty Rhodes, Hulk Hogan, HHH, Kevin Sullivan, Vince Russo booking right there.

[KayfabeMan]

Thus Far We Have:

Crash Holly
Shelton's Momma
Shelton Benjamin
Mighty Molly
Kenny Omega
Kenny [Spirit Squad]
Mighty Molly
David Young
David Otunga
HHH
Stephanie McMahon
Vince McMahon
Lanny Poffo
Vince McMahon
The Great Khali
The Internet*
FourFifty's Mom
KayfabeMan

*Technically being Champion, someone on the internet awarded the title to 450's Mom.

[BizarroKing]

Repo Man reposes the Hardcore Championship, thus becoming the new champion.

[Skippord]

FourFifty's mom dazzles Repo Man with her hereditary dance moves and rolls him up

FourFifty's mom has regained the Hardcore Championship

[Rammsteinmad]

Rammsteinmad attempts a Cobra, but is distracted by an Iop post. Taking advantage, Fourfifty's Mom jobs him out. :(

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fourfifty's mum falls asleep with the cat sitting on top of her. Ref counts it. Fourfity's mum's cat is the champion.

[BizarroKing]

Yokozuna sits on the cat and crushes it. Yokozuna is the new hardcore champ.

[Flash Funk]

Yoko loses to Mr. Fuji after the old powder in the eye trick.
New champion: Mr. Fuji

[Emperor Smeat]

Mr Fuji celebrates by putting on his hat and gets surprised by Daniel Bryan who puts the LeBell Lock to make Fuji tap.

YES! YES! YES! Daniel Bryan is the new hardcore champion.

[Xero]

Chuck Norris yanks the title from Daniel Bryan's hand, ripping his arm his body as well.

New Hardcore Champion: Chuck Norris

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Tutankhamun kills Chuck Norris with his mummy powers. New champion.

[KaosDarksol]

A jew that helped build the pyramids comes back to life and steals the title

New champion really old jew

[Savio]

Crash def old jew with gold coin

[Swiss Ultimate]

DTTS defeats Crash in the back of an alley with a syringe filled with bleach.

[Swiss Ultimate]

DTTS then retires the championship.

/thread

[Xero]

Pete Gas finds the championship in a dumpster and declares himself the new Hardcore champion.

[BizarroKing]

But then Pete Gas slips on a puddle of water and is KO'ed. Water is the new Hardcore Champion

[Savio]

Then the water evaporates

[BizarroKing]

With the water evaporated, the hardcore title gets swiped by Rainbow Dash who declares herself the new champion.

[Savio]

The Million dollar man bought the title off of rainbow dash for 20$ plus Slamball season tickets.

[Ermaximus]

IRS shows up and orders an audit on Dibiase. Dibiase hands him the hardcore title and a roll of quarters as a bribe.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Slimer slimes IRS and eats the belt.

[BizarroKing]

Eric Young, in a Ghostbuster attire, sucks Slimer up inside a Proton pack and reclaims the belt for himself.

[KayfabeMan]

Eric Young is walking back to his regular job at K-Mart when he is beat up by the same guys who kicked Shawn Michaels' ass in a bar years ago.

NEW HC Champions: Guys Who Kicked Shawn Michaels' Ass In A Bar

[Skippord]

Liam Neeson hunts those guys down Taken style and murders them all before pinning the last one to be come new hardcore champion

[Emperor Smeat]

Kevin Nash jackknife powerbomb's Liam Nelson back to Hollywood so he can film his next movie and hands the title to Nash.

Nash then pulls out a chart showing he's the highest drawing champion in the history of the TPWW Hardcore Championship.

[dingdongyo]

nash snaps an ACL walking up a ramp. falls down with the belt on top of him for 3 seconds. the hardcore title is the new hardcore champion.

i can't believe i posted in this stupid fucking game

[Swiss Ultimate]

Eric Young, in a Ghostbuster attire, sucks Slimer up inside a Proton pack and reclaims the belt for himself.

Halt! Proton packs don't "suck", they shoot atomic lightning at ghosts. The ghost traps "suck".

[Skippord]

Referee Tim White shoots himself in the face and lands on the hardcore title his hand slaps down 3 times in a death rattle and he becomes the Hardcore Champion

[BizarroKing]

Undertaker posses Tim White just so he can pin him and claim the hardcore title for himself.

[Wishbone]

Big Bird enters the ring and with an amazing quadruple shooting star press off a 30 foot tall ladder to win the title from Taker

[Swiss Ultimate]

What's Big Bird weigh anyways? He looks pretty big, but he also has hollow bones.

[Autobahn]

Kurrgan the Interrogator comes into the ring.

Big Bird automatically forfeits the title.

[Rick Harrison]

That belt is definitely the real deal. I'm just going to cut to the chase, I'll give you a thousand for it. That's cash money. Or you can just haul the thing around until someone comes along and hits you with a chair. A thousand is the best I can do, and I don't even know why I'm offering that much.

[Autobahn]

Kurrgan the Interrogator sells the hardcore title to Rick Harrison, retires and goes into the hall of fame.

[KayfabeMan]

Rick Harrison is having a BBQ.

Follow along with me here....

During the BBQ, he accidentally trips on his own sandals - falling into, and over, a lawn chair. The chair lands on top of him. While this makes a hilarious YouTube video - it also makes Rick Harrison's Lawn Chair the NEW HC Champion.

NEW CHAMPION: RICK HARRISON'S LAWN CHAIR!

[BizarroKing]

Someone buys the Lawn Chair from Rick Harrison. That person was Yokozuna. He sits in the chair and destroys it. By default, Yokozuna is now a two time Hardcore Champion.

[KayfabeMan]

Yokozuna goes to a buffet.

He begins eating a plate of crab rangoons, at which point he chokes on one and falls to the floor. Landing on his back. The plate of rangoons he was eating from falls on top of him. The waitress counts to three - making a plate of crab rangoons champion.

NEW CHAMPION: Plate of Crab Rangoons

[XL]

Daniel Bryan's dismembered arm falls on to the plate of Crab Rangoons. Ref counts the fall.

New Champion: Daniel Bryan's Dismembered Arm

[XCaliber]

The Shockmaster comes along and trips and flyes through a wall right onto Daniel Bryan's dismembered arm by mistake and the ref comes sees a cover being made and counts the 1-2-3!

Here is your winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: The Shockmaster!

[BizarroKing]

Twilight Sparkle, seeing Daniel Bryan's arm was dismembered, repairs it with her magic, then KO's Shockmaster with a magical blast to claim the title for herself.

[Rammsteinmad]

:rant: This title is changing hands far too often! There's no way the Hardcore Championship will gain any credibility if the champion keeps changing every day. :rant:

[Savio]

Gillberg Spears Twilight and enjoys a long reign while everyone else is watching mania.

[KayfabeMan]

Little does Gilberg know that KayfabeMan is not watching Mania.

That leaves enough time for Kayfabe to turn over his not-in-use TV, right on top of Gillberg.

KayfabeMan books himself into another championship. RIP Dusty Rhodes.

NEW CHAMPS: KAYFABEMAN (and his TV)

[Tom Guycott]

TOM GUYCOTT appears

TOM GUYCOTT uses WATER CANNON

It's not very effective...

KayfabeMan successfully defends the Hardcore Title!




... wait... what?! I lost my own damn match?!

[Vastardikai]

'The Kai hits KayfabeMan with a PBR Tall Boy Can. He drops the can on top of him as the 3 count is made...

New Hardcore Champion: PBR Tall Boy Can

[Big Vic]

The can gets recycled

Winner: The Enviroment.

[BizarroKing]

The Stalker is from The Environment, thus he is awarded the Hardcore Title.

[Vastardikai]

Tree falls on him in the woods, no one hears it. The referee still makes a count...

Winner: Fallen tree.

[Tom Guycott]

Tom Guycott comes across the Hardcore Fallen Tree in the woods.

Goes for the pin, and the log rolls over. 3 count and retains.




"...ugh, goddammit!"



A woodpecker comes, lands on the tree, and while pecking at it, ref makes the count.

Winner & new Hardcore Champion: Random woodpecker.


"You asshole, I'm still under the tree!"

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho blindsides the woodpecker and knocks him down to pin him and become the new champion. Jericho then starts to make fun of the woodpecker's father calling him a drunk and his sister a druggie.

Jericho ignores the screams of help by Tom Guycott and walks away.

[KayfabeMan]

Jericho returns, to save Tom Guycott - only to pull a swerve and attempt to pour some liquor down the throat of a fallen Guycott.

In doing so, he slips on apparently nothing, and the bottle of liquor falls on top of him.

Guycott, out of spite - screams "3" and there is a new HC Champion:

NEW CHAMPION: Jericho's Bottle of Liquor