FourFifty
03-31-2012, 06:46 AM
So tomorrow is WrestleMania. The Granddaddy of them all, as some people put it. The question is, where should I watch it? I have a few offers on the table, and I'm taking it to you people, right here on tpww.net! [/cheap pop]
Offer 1
I have a friend who lives about half an hour away. Her place is off of multiple dirt roads in the middle of nowhere. Good sized tv, and the person who is hosting is a damn good cook.
Pros
Good sized tv
Chance of really good food
My sister might be there (get to make fun of the mark)
She drinks more than I do, which means there will be booze
Cons
Half an hour out of my way
Can't drink, as I'll have to drive back
My sister might be there (have to put up with the mark)
Amber won't be able to stop by after work
Offer 2
KaosDarkSoul is ordering it. He lives about 5 mins away (if that). I enjoy his company. He's an educated fan, so I'll have someone to talk to there who knows wtf is going on. All I need to do is grab a 12 pack, and Amber is bringing over a cheese ball after work. His roommate is also pretty cool (and fucking tall).
Pros
Good company
They offered to pick me up so I can drink
Amber will be showing up after work, so I have a DD home
Cons
No cats in the house
Not a lot of beer drinkers in the house
If I get sloppy drunk there will be 2-3 co-workers there to make fun of me.
Offer 3
I could always catch a stream, and sit here with all of you. I don't have to share my beer, I don't have to worry about getting a ride home if I get drunk, and there will be 4 cats scampering around the house to amuse me during the Diva match and filler segments.
Pros
I get to hang out with all of you
I can watch it in my underwear if I want to
No driving
Don't have to share any beer
4 cats to amuse me during down time
Cons
I get to hang out with all of you
Pretty anti-social dick move
Finding a stream can be a pain in the ass
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So, TPWW.net, where should I watch WrestleMania?
for the record, my mind is already made up, just bored since I'm up at 3:00am
Offer 1
I have a friend who lives about half an hour away. Her place is off of multiple dirt roads in the middle of nowhere. Good sized tv, and the person who is hosting is a damn good cook.
Pros
Good sized tv
Chance of really good food
My sister might be there (get to make fun of the mark)
She drinks more than I do, which means there will be booze
Cons
Half an hour out of my way
Can't drink, as I'll have to drive back
My sister might be there (have to put up with the mark)
Amber won't be able to stop by after work
Offer 2
KaosDarkSoul is ordering it. He lives about 5 mins away (if that). I enjoy his company. He's an educated fan, so I'll have someone to talk to there who knows wtf is going on. All I need to do is grab a 12 pack, and Amber is bringing over a cheese ball after work. His roommate is also pretty cool (and fucking tall).
Pros
Good company
They offered to pick me up so I can drink
Amber will be showing up after work, so I have a DD home
Cons
No cats in the house
Not a lot of beer drinkers in the house
If I get sloppy drunk there will be 2-3 co-workers there to make fun of me.
Offer 3
I could always catch a stream, and sit here with all of you. I don't have to share my beer, I don't have to worry about getting a ride home if I get drunk, and there will be 4 cats scampering around the house to amuse me during the Diva match and filler segments.
Pros
I get to hang out with all of you
I can watch it in my underwear if I want to
No driving
Don't have to share any beer
4 cats to amuse me during down time
Cons
I get to hang out with all of you
Pretty anti-social dick move
Finding a stream can be a pain in the ass
foreveralone.jpg
So, TPWW.net, where should I watch WrestleMania?
for the record, my mind is already made up, just bored since I'm up at 3:00am