Why isn't there a game like where you can piss on trees and shit you know?

[dronepool]

Why isn't there a game like where you can piss on trees and take a giant dump in a bag and smack someone in the head with it and steal their car so you can drive to Dracula because the car turns into a jet and while in the jet you can take a crap and get points on how many turds hit houses and people and you can leave a trail of crap in the ocean as you fly to dracula just to turn into a vampire so you can suck peoples blood and take a piss on them?

Why is it always yo yo yo homes! or heeeey tony lets wack him!!

speaking of wack, they should let you wack people off so you can punch them in the face and pee on them after sucking their blood.

[DrA]

Rome wasn't built overnight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Randy Orton, Vampire Killer.

The last Vampire he has to kill...is himself.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Postal 2. You can piss on people that are on fire.

[Funky Fly]

Postal 2. You can piss on people that are on fire.

I thought the same thing. Even still, dronepool, are you on drugs?

[whiteyford]

I think/hope its meant to be a Iop post.

[The Destroyer]

That or the start of a complete mental breakdown.

[dronepool]

I think/hope its meant to be a Iop post.

:lol::rofl::naughty:

Pretty much just typed random shit.

[Kane Knight]

I think/hope its meant to be a Iop post.

That or the start of a complete mental breakdown.

There's a difference?

[MoFo]

Can you not do all this shit in GTA?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I dunno but if it's any video game with Greg Kinnear in it, you can just whack me off right now. :shifty:

[My Final Heaven]

Didn't you have to piss on flaming demon guys at the beginning of Conker's Bad Fur Day?