Official LIVE Old School SmackDown! Thread for 04/10/12 - HOOOOO! SIIIII!

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Xero]

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[itsmeJD]

What time does this start? I need to get home and set the DVR...

[Cool King]

I hope by "Blast From The Past" they mean a previous stage and opening and all that, just like Raw did two years ago with "WWE Old School", and not just having a bunch of guys from the mid 80's/early 90's appearing and that's it.

[itsmeJD]

I hope by "Blast From The Past" they mean a previous stage and opening and all that, just like Raw did two years ago with "WWE Old School", and not just having a bunch of guys from the mid 80's/early 90's appearing and that's it.

Probably gonna be the latter...keep those hopes down.

[VSG]

What time does this start? I need to get home and set the DVR...

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[Lock Jaw]

I predict Daniel Bryan will do something, and that the IWC will complain about it.

[VSG]

Daniel Bryan will be the guest for the Piper’s Pit at tonight’s live Smackdown

[Cool King]

Probably gonna be the latter...keep those hopes down.

:(

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[KaosDarksol]

Pipers pit with Daniel Bryan. Yes! Yes! Yes!

[el bobbo]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Piper's Pit with Daniel Bryan!

[Immortal Moose]

Kinda like the new music.

[erickman]

Daniel Bryan will be the guest for the Piper’s Pit at tonight’s live Smackdown

that should be good i want to see what piper does with the yes chants

[Cool King]

I'll be amazed if this thread reaches more than 5 pages.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn switched to red sox. they are down 0-3.

[Seth82]

oh gee we get Mean Gene Okerlund in a match tonight

[Cool King]

No spamming though. :shifty:

[el bobbo]

Does anyone in here live in Cincinnati? The Cards game got blocked out in STL and I'm too lazy to go on the website for updates.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Apex Valium Blandddy Borrettton.

[el bobbo]

Big black henry needs to win here.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Celtics are up 8 on the Heat at half time. Potiental playoff matchup in round 1.

[Cool King]

I like Mark Henry.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Alot of commercials tonight. I don't watch Smackdown much. Is this typical?

[Immortal Moose]

Alot of commercials tonight. I don't watch Smackdown much. Is this typical?

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fact or Faked?

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[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>And THAT is how it's done. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523PeoplePower">#PeoplePower</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SmackDown">#SmackDown</a></p>&mdash; John Laurinaitis (@GMSmackDown) <a href="https://twitter.com/GMSmackDown/status/189868559919353857" data-datetime="2012-04-11T00:12:46+00:00">April 11, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[el bobbo]

Sexual Chocolate with the big splash.

[el bobbo]

How do you embed Tweets like that?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I knew it. Don't let him bleed on ya Kane!!!

[Immortal Moose]

Open > Details > Embed This Tweet

[VSG]

Well I gotta go, will catch the replay later.

[el bobbo]

Open > Details > Embed This Tweet

Rep added.

That's the Kane I grew up with!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Speaking of dream machines anybody catch the Tron Light-Bike Flo Rida had a WrestleMania?

[Immortal Moose]

Wow... Charles Barkley...

[el bobbo]

Speaking of dream machines anybody catch the Tron Light-Bike Flo Rida had a WrestleMania?

I've had Florida stuck in my head all day.

[Fox]

Orton is pretty stupid to not realize that was a trap. Get a weapon, Randy.

[Fox]

lol "Good old fashioned squash match"

[Immortal Moose]

Dolph, Jr.?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nexus Never Existed.

[Cool King]

lol "Benny".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YEP YEP YEP WHAT IT DO!

[Immortal Moose]

lol @ Tony's reaction

[Fox]

"Ryback"? How are they just going to pretend he's not Skip Sheffield? I hate when they treat the fans like they can't remember shit that happened less than 3 years ago.

[Cool King]

lol Atlas forgetting Ryback's name.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"Ryback"? How are they just going to pretend he's not Skip Sheffield? I hate when they treat the fans like they can't remember shit that happened less than 3 years ago.

They mentioned on Raw that he was a NXT season one competitor but didn't mention Nexus.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Hart Southern Rock Foundation

[Cool King]

I'm sure that the reason for this SmackDown is to advertise "Legends House".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Which won't even be airing until November if that?

[Immortal Moose]

I'm sure that the reason for this SmackDown is to advertise "Legends House".

That's what I was thinking, but where would they broadcast it? WWE.com or on television?

[Lock Jaw]

I thought Tyson Kidd was a face now.

[el bobbo]

This is The Dick's theme.

[Immortal Moose]

That does look pretty fucking cool.

[Cool King]

lol Josh got no handshake.

[Immortal Moose]

Dean Ambrose doing something from the crowd would be pretty cool.

[Theo Dious]

...when the fuck did Jimmy Hart ever manage Demolition???

[el bobbo]

Jimmy Hart ftw!

[Cool King]

I'm really liking Tyson's attire tonight.

It's very similar to what I give myself when I create myself in the WWE games.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dean Ambrose needs to have Paradise by the Dashboard Lights for his theme song.

"Oh baby let me sleep on it!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

...when the fuck did Jimmy Hart ever manage Demolition???

"At SummerSlam 1988, Hart accompanied Demolition and Mr. Fuji to help retain their WWF Tag Team title against the Hart Foundation."

Basically he was there just to screw with Bret and Jim.

[Theo Dious]

I guess that KIND OF counts.

[Cool King]

"I'm sorry I shoved my fingers in your mouth."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I guess that KIND OF counts.

It was still a botch even if it was kindof true.

[Fox]

Why Mean Gene? What a horrible fucking main event. FUCK YOU, WWE.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's called Johnny Ace screwing Sheamus. It's a storyline. Plus Cattle Mutilation on Mean Gene? Sheamus and Mean Gene butt-bump? Amirite?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Was definitely hoping for Ambrose there</font> :(

[Gone Mad]

I see them screwing over Bryan by having Mean Gene pin him. Either way, the ending won't be any good.

[Immortal Moose]

Why Mean Gene? What a horrible fucking main event. FUCK YOU, WWE.

Shenanigans will abound.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes Shirts are already back-ordered on WWEshop

[Immortal Moose]

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[Londoner]

Major confusion there lol

[Cool King]

Meh.

[Seth82]

yeah Mean Gene Okerlund in a ring in 2012 should be fucking awful

hell Gene Okerlund in a ring in 1984 wasn't that great either

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[Corndad]

AJ looks good tonight.

[Immortal Moose]

AJ looks good tonight.

That she does.

[Fox]

I like that they're having Bryan and Sheamus go at it in 2/3 Falls. Hopefully they give them some time so they can make up up for their horrible debacle at Mania.

[Cool King]

It's like Piper is AJ's dad.

[Fox]

AJ looks so much like a girl I used to date, it's absurd.

[Immortal Moose]

I like that they're having Bryan and Sheamus go at it in 2/3 Falls. Hopefully they give them some time so they can make up up for their horrible debacle at Mania.

Surely they will.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Awesome.

[Fox]

I wonder how much longer Roddy will be around? He doesn't strike me as the type who did a lot of steroids back in the day (he's never been too big). Probably a lot of coke and liquor, but he looks relatively healthy.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YES! YES! YES!

[Immortal Moose]

He's said that he didn't expect to live past 60 but he probably will.

[Londoner]

that was awesome

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LT. Dan!!

[Immortal Moose]

I think we can hit 5 pages.

[Immortal Moose]

I could see those three together for a playboy gimmick, but alas the Bellas are leaving.

[Gone Mad]

Ugh, a Khali match.

Nice Piper's Pit segment though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Awesome. Somebody finally just saying screw these Diva tag team matches. Natty continues in Survivor for me!!

YES! YES! YES!

[Immortal Moose]

I could see those three together for a playboy gimmick, but alas the Bellas are leaving.

I'm not talking about the Punjabi Playboy gimmick mind you.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was pretty funny.

[Immortal Moose]

Talk about playboy material :naughty::lol:

[Cool King]

Mae Young is 89.

[RGWhat316]

Was that match even 60 seconds?

[Immortal Moose]

Yep it will be kinda of sad when she goes, she's been making me laugh for quite a number of years.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WWE's website is pretty sick right now, but they got rid of the paid WWE Classic Matches with the full TV shows like Superstars, Challenge and Old School Raw.

[Corndad]

Natalya looked freakin Hot tonight too. Dunno what's goin on but dang. Maybe its getting to see Divas on a Tuesday night got me all excited lol

On a different note, The Bryan Pit segment was great. Puts the Bryan Heel Character over and Piper is still entertaining. Only thing was waiting for was Bryan saying how Piper never was a World Champion

[Gone Mad]

Mae Young kicks better than Khali. Guy can barely move those legs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damien Sandow is now Dean Douglas?

[Cool King]

They fucked up the sound on Damien Sandow! :rant:

[Lock Jaw]

I like how Natalya's face turn consisted of her farting.

[Cool King]

I'm not going to lie, but I totally agree with everything Damien Sandow said.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I want Damien Sandow to be the World Heavyweight Champion.</font>

[Cool King]

It would be better than Sheamus being champ.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I guess Brock/Cena isn't going to be saved for WrestleMania 29. I think that could be a mistake. They must really want that network deal done quickly.

[Gone Mad]

Good to see Paul London on Smackdown for a quick second.

[RGWhat316]

Surprised the video package didnt go black and white for Cena's blood.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Fuming in atl airport over a jack n coke. Hey <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523wwe">#wwe</a> was it something i said? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523smackdown">#smackdown</a></p>&mdash; Dean Ambrose (@TheDeanAmbrose) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheDeanAmbrose/status/189886316819918849" data-datetime="2012-04-11T01:23:20+00:00">April 11, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[BigCrippyZ]

WOW! No crowd reaction for Sheamus, one of the company's "World" champions :rofl:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Charles Barkey loses weight by using more calories by adding letters to terrible.

[Cool King]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Cool King]

Hunico, awesome.

[DLVH84]

Fact or Faked?

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I missed that show. I remember Terry Funk was on one episode of that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I will mark out for Tuitty Fruitty or Rock N' Roll Hoochie Koo.

[The Whole F'n Show]

HAHA that was one of the most racist things ever, 2 white guys assault 2 mexicans and then start a usa chant :rofl: I thought sarge was bashing in the lowrider bike with the 2x4 though....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Remember the Alamo!

[The Whole F'n Show]

Whats next, mean gene making ADR retile his floor? bahahaha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time for everybody to forget that Dusty attacked Rey in support of Cody last year. Memory Erased!

[el bobbo]

I'm dippin' some Skoal right now.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If Are You Serious and WWE Download are some of the shows that will come over to the WWE Channel I think it'll do good.

[Gone Mad]

Every time I look at Dusty now, I can't help but think of Botchamania. "HE'S GOT A BI-SICLE!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dusty didn't really get funky like a monkey tonight :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Already in the Ring.....yes? yes? yes?

[Dukelorange]

I'm not going to lie, but I totally agree with everything Damien Sandow said.

I enjoy his gimmick... I wish the WWE would go old school and have wrestlers cut promos while people are wrestling. That way more guys can wrestle. They can still develop storylines... just a thought.

BTW Alicia Fox got a pretty Northern Lights Suplex Bridge...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think they finally found something Lilian can do better than Justin Roberts: announce Ricardo Rodriquez's name right. Too bad she screws up all the English names.

[Lock Jaw]

Holy shit, it is Gone Mad and he is not dead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YESSSSSSSSS FINK!

[Gone Mad]

TUTTI FRUTTI!!! BWHAHAHA!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TUITTY FRUITTY!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whooo Fink no-sold "The Great White" I hate that fucking nickname.

[DLVH84]

I enjoy his gimmick... I wish the WWE would go old school and have wrestlers cut promos while people are wrestling. That way more guys can wrestle. They can still develop storylines... just a thought.

BTW Alicia Fox got a pretty Northern Lights Suplex Bridge...

I agree on that aspect. And yeah, Alicia pulls off a Hase very well.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not Ricardo!!

[el bobbo]

The anti-Bully campaign... 14 vs 1

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cole hahaha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh no Patterson has Cole!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

I'll be amazed if this thread reaches more than 5 pages.

[Immortal Moose]

About what I expected from this Smackdown.

Shame we didn't hit 5 pages.

[Lock Jaw]

Obviously Daniel Bryan's fault. Bryan cannot draw enough for 5 pages.

[Immortal Moose]

That's the only explanation that I can think of, and I had such high hopes. :nono:

[Gone Mad]

Nah, it's AJ's fault. YES YES YES!!




...ok, maybe it was Bryan's fault.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We tried our best. Let's not blame Daniel Bryan. Let's blame Sheamus for being a shitty World Champion.

Two straight falls at Extreme Rules! New Champion Daniel Bryan! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Immortal Moose]

We tried our best. Let's not blame Daniel Bryan. Let's blame Sheamus for being a shitty World Champion.

Two straight falls at Extreme Rules! New Champion Daniel Bryan! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Your avatar looks like Damien Sandow.

[Immortal Moose]

Your avatar looks like Damien Sandow.

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I see the resemblance.

[Cool King]

SmackDown tonight was pretty bad in my opinion. :-\

We had five matches and all of them were really short. One ended in a DQ, another in a double count-out, one was a squash match in under 20 seconds and another didn't even last a full minute.

We had Legends there who didn't really do anything other than watch a match, and there was a lot of mic time on tonight's SmackDown.

It felt like SmackDown was rushed tonight.

[el bobbo]

SmackDown tonight was pretty bad in my opinion. :-\

We had five matches and all of them were really short. One ended in a DQ, another in a double count-out, one was a squash match in under 20 seconds and another didn't even last a full minute.

We had Legends there who didn't really do anything other than watch a match, and there was a lot of mic time on tonight's SmackDown.

It felt like SmackDown was rushed tonight.

It was crap.

The Kane segment was pretty good. Piper's Pit was pretty watchable. Everything else was blah...

[Dukelorange]

Well in other news, Psych season finale is coming on the same time as ABDC's season premiere... so I'm torn....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So I guess you are NOT TPWW's biggest Psych fan.

[dronepool]

Smackdown was indeed pretty blah for a live Smackdown.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is what happens when you systematically destroy Smackdown by taking all of their talent on Raw.

That was happening even before the Raw Supershow idea, so now Smackdown talent is on Raw every week. Though Smackdown doesn't get the benefit of having alot of extra Raw talent on their show every week.

Why watch a one-brand show every week when the other one is basically now a two-brand show?

[Dukelorange]

So I guess you are NOT TPWW's biggest Psych fan.

Yes I am... just trying to mask how horrid Smackdown was tonight....

I plan on watching Psych... MTV will be playing ABDC all week. I have to watch Psych when it comes on because I don't want to miss the Psych-outs...

But I digress... I'm still diggind Alica Fox's Northern Lights Suplex, mainly because it was one of the few wrestling moves that I saw on the show...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the Psych-outs being put at the end of the show? I want the old credits with the full song every week. Put the Psych-outs on the website.

[Dukelorange]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the Psych-outs being put at the end of the show? I want the old credits with the full song every week. Put the Psych-outs on the website.

I didn't like the blooper reels, but I am feeling the songs at the end. You didn't find Chief Vicks rendition of "No Scrubs" comical? Perhaps I'm still in mourning over the loss of Chuck... Grimm ain't cuttin in right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I've been enjoying that new show NBC with Lucious Malfoy, Awake.

[el bobbo]

I don't watch Psych, but I am fond of Dule Hill's character of Charlie Young on The West Wing.

[Razzamajazz]

anyone else catch when foley said "enough is enough, and it's time for a change" right before he attacked jimmy hart?

[el bobbo]

anyone else catch when foley said "enough is enough, and it's time for a change" right before he attacked jimmy hart?

"Owen Pop"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Can we try and force the writers to not give Kane any more one-liners?

[Skippord]

Ryback's music rules

[Skippord]

holy shit he lariated his fucking head off

[Skippord]

Kane is one Snidely Whiplash mustache and a snickering dog sidekick away from being the greatest of all time

[Skippord]

Sandow doing a Webster's Dictionary speech

[Skippord]

I :heart: Sandow

[Cool King]

anyone else catch when foley said "enough is enough, and it's time for a change" right before he attacked jimmy hart?

Bret did.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thanks @<a href="https://twitter.com/realMickFoley">realMickFoley</a> for thinking of Owen. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523enoughisenoughanditstime4achange">#enoughisenoughanditstime4achange</a></p>&mdash; Bret Hart (@BretHart) <a href="https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/189883053936607233" data-datetime="2012-04-11T01:10:22+00:00">April 11, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Providence Peep]

The way Piper was talking to AJ during Piper's Pit last night made me think...

Piper + AJ = statutory rape

[Lock Jaw]

holy shit he lariated his fucking head off

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[U Know?]

i watched the show last nite

[Jordan]

This was a HORRIBLE show.

[Graveler]

This was a HORRIBLE show.

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It says a lot when you can punch Michael Cole in the face and get no reaction

[JimmyMess]

I heard this was an abortion... I haven't seen it

[Jordan]

Do not waste your time. Just watch the Ryback Lariat gif real quick and your good.

[VSG]

I'll be amazed if this thread reaches more than 5 pages.

:roll:

[Cool King]

This guy says it was a "pretty good show". He also mentions that he forgot to clip his toenails and that he doesn't post nude photos of himself online.

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[Cool King]

But anyway, I would say the highlights of SmackDown for me was Damien Sandow and Ryback's lariat.

[Droford]

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I see the resemblance.

He looks like Sylvester Terkay

[Droford]

hunico and camacho remind me of Mexican America in TNA..

[Flash Funk]

First things first..I love the legends. Foley, Piper, Rhodes, the whole lot.

But this show was AWFUL. At first I thought it was just my anger about Ambrose not showing up, but after reflection it was just bad in every way.

[Skippord]

it wasn't bad from a VICIOUS FUCKING LARIAT standpoint

[Mr. C]

I wanted an old school SmackDown with the 2000 set and people like Rikishi and Road Dogg on the show.

[Damian Rey]

Sad as it is, the 80s legends have lost their luster. Its about time guys from the "New Generation" andAttitude Era tart appearing as legends.

[Mr. C]

Rikishi fired off a series of messages on his Twitter account Tuesday evening criticizing WWE for not utilizing him on the "Blast from the Past" edition of SmackDown. His sons, Jey and Jimmy Uso, competed against Heath Slater and Tyson Kidd on the live broadcast, and he strongly feels he should have accompanied them for their match.

Why wouldn't they use him?

[MoFo]

it wasn't bad from a VICIOUS FUCKING LARIAT standpoint


Yeah guy is a BEAST plus he was giving off the Goldberg vibes again with that "FEED ME MOAR" growl he did, twas like "WHOS NXT"

:lol: at Tony Atlas betting on Dolph Jr to beat him :rofl:

[Damian Rey]

Ryback could be awesome. Hes got the size, look, and an excellent tag line. "Feed Me More" is great.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I still think that they should bring back old-school wrestlers to have Ryback destroy week in and week out for a few months. Rikishi doing his flip-sell of a Ryback lariat would be pretty amazing. Bring in guys like Nunzio and Scotty 2 Hotty for one-off appearances. Stevie Richards returning doing his Right to Censor shtick before being killed by Ryback would instantly make him the most over babyface on SmackDown!.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ryback shouldn't even exist in active storylines for at least a year. He should just dominate his own paradigm.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I think giving his jobbers some mic time before he comes out is amazing as well. They sound like the deserve to be squashed.

[#1-norm-fan]

I still think that they should bring back old-school wrestlers to have Ryback destroy week in and week out for a few months. Rikishi doing his flip-sell of a Ryback lariat would be pretty amazing. Bring in guys like Nunzio and Scotty 2 Hotty for one-off appearances. Stevie Richards returning doing his Right to Censor shtick before being killed by Ryback would instantly make him the most over babyface on SmackDown!.

The Stevie Richards RTC thing COULD work.

I don't see how destroy guys like Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi who the crowd would actually love seeing would help to get him over as a face though...

[#1-norm-fan]

I think giving his jobbers some mic time before he comes out is amazing as well. They sound like the deserve to be squashed.

lol. It makes no sense why jobbers suddenly wanna talk before matches against him but I love it too. It's so awkward and hilarious. Plus it actually gives the jobbers a nice little "lol... fuck this asshole" vibe before watching the monster face beat the fuck out of them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I see your point -- I would just mark the fuck out for a Scotty 2 Hotty appearance, truthfully. Rikishi could come out to his "Bad Man" theme music, and talk about how he's not here to dance; he's here to revive his WWE career. Nunzio could work as a heel return, too. Oh, and Colin Delaney doing his heel shtick. If he weren't in legal trouble, Maven would be hilarious, as well.

If they do stick to regular jobbers, though, they should have them as completely ridiculous over-the-top heels. Have a guy bring a puppy to the ring and talk about how he's going to dominate his opponents in the WWE like he's about to dominate this puppy... *cue Ryback's music*

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yeah, the most ridiculous heels no-one has ever seen before. Like a guy that comes out and punts a baby into the crowd...

Wait, that actually happened.

[#1-norm-fan]

"The Puppy Rapist" would be a pretty over heel gimmick.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That should be their new heel resident jobber. Every time a new face debuts, he does so by squashing "The Puppy Rapist."

The WWE could make these jobber guys so entertaining:

"I've been doing MMA for eight years, and I'm here because I'm legit like Brock Lesnar and ready to take on anyone in the WWE."

"While I'm here ladies and and gentleman, I'd just like to take this opportunity to ask if anyone here would like to upgrade their home insurance policy? Maam, would you like better home insurance? Sir?"