Eugene Told To Act "Less Retarded."

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It has been widely reported that Vince McMahon and others in positions of power within the WWE have been unhappy with the direction of 'Eugene' Dinsmore's character, telling him to act "Less retarded." They feel that his 'act' is overshadowing the highly marketable retarded appearance and behaviour of good ol' J.R (Jim Ross), who is thought to be very concerned. One unnamed superstar (Garrison Cade) was quoted backstage as saying, "I think that cowboy needs to learn to share the spotlight." Dinsmore's relationship with WWE management was reportedly stretched to the limit when he approached Vince McMahon and others backstage, and was alleged to have come to blows with Pat Patterson. It is unclear at this time whether or not the 'retard' angle will continue, and whether Eugene's visits to the announce table will be stopped and/or limited.

credit: wrestling observer

Another article from the same site:

Nick Dinsmore admits to Patterson 'Incident'.

Nick 'Eugene' Dinsmore has reportedly confessed to being involved in an 'incident' with Pat Patterson backstage after a confrontation involving Vince McMahon.

"I think everyone in this building has come to blows with Patterson at some stage. I'm no different." Dinsmore revealed.

More on this story when we have it.


I think this is completely selfish of J.R.

Dinsmore is finally getting the air time he deserves, and now that fat pimply Oklahoman is keeping him down?

It makes me sick.

[CBright7831]

Fuck it, this isn't funny at all.

AareDub is a stupid cunt bucket also I might add.

[Nowhere Man]

"They feel that his 'act' is overshadowing the highly marketable retarded appearance and behaviour of good ol' J.R (Jim Ross), who is thought to be very concerned."

Please tell me this was a joke.

[Rock Bottom]

Yeah, a pretty bad attempt at one. Surprised you had to even ask if it was a joke though.

[Heyman]

Another article from the same site:




I think this is completely selfish of J.R.

Dinsmore is finally getting the air time he deserves, and now that fat pimply Oklahoman is keeping him down?

It makes me sick.

:lol:

You realize the 'report' was a joke right? Re-read the article.

Moron.

[Heyman]

:lol:

You realize the 'report' was a joke right? Re-read the article.

Moron.

They feel that his 'act' is overshadowing the highly marketable retarded appearance and behaviour of good ol' J.R (Jim Ross), who is thought to be very concerned.

"I think everyone in this building has come to blows with Patterson at some stage. I'm no different." Dinsmore revealed.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Don't you trust the Observer? ;)

[Savio]

JR is an asshole. (yes I know its a joke)

[Spedizzo]

And you are an idiot, Savior, even after 5 replies mentioning it was a joke.

Are you all there?

[Blue Demon]

:wtf:

[Corkscrewed]

"They feel that his 'act' is overshadowing the highly marketable retarded appearance and behaviour of good ol' J.R (Jim Ross), who is thought to be very concerned."


That's got to be the best "news report" bit I've ever read! :lol: Great stuff.

[Hired Hitman]

:roll:

[Triple A]

lol

[Azriel]

:lol: Sure fooled me. *reps you*

[Tornado]

<font color=#33ffff>HA! Thats so funny I forgot to laugh.....

except for that initial "HA!" of course.</font>

[King Jericho]

<font color=#33ffff>HA! Thats so funny I forgot to laugh.....

except for that initial "HA!" of course.</font>

Thank you Stewie :roll:

[The Mackem]

hahaha

[Blue Demon]

What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy?

Isn't NoJabbaNoBogRoll one of us?
oh wait...that's not funny.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The Rajah guys fell for it more than you lot.

So I guess this place must be more intelligent.

[Heyman]

"Highly marketable retarded appearance"...........of JR
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:lol:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Ha. I posted this over at the WWF.com forum a while ago, and I just checked back now. A few suckers seemed to fall for it big-time.

:cool:

[Heyman]

Ha. I posted this over at the WWF.com forum a while ago,

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope JR saw your post.

You deserve rep for this.

[The Show Off]

Poor JR, everyone is so hard on him.

[Savio]

Look I'm JR! *sucks on a lemon*

[Fox]

Poor JR, everyone is so hard on him.

And poor Pat Patterson, he's got such a hard on for everyone.