Raw Prediction Thread:16April2012

[Swiss Ultimate]

Each prediction must be based upon happenings from the previous week's WWE Television or semi-credible internet rumors.

1) Brock F5'd Cena last week. This week Cena's going to snap and cripple Daniel Bryan (becoming the ultimate no-nonsense badass submission machine)

2) Ryan Clark reports that Billy Gunn was recently rehired by the WWE. This week he's going to debut as an unstoppable monster with Teddy Long as his manager.

So basically it's a "where do they go with this" thread with a point system.

5 points for getting it completely right (ie. Brock's going to debut and F5 Cena would have been worth 5 points)

3 points for partial (ie. Brock's going to debut at Raw after Wrestlemania)

1 point for predictions that come true but with other wrestlers or are extremely vague(Think A-Train's going to debut and attack Cena on Raw or a referee will come out and count to three)

My predictions for Monday:

MATCH PREDICTION: CM Punk and Cena VS. Jericho and Lesnar (Punk and Cena win via DQ, Brock and Jericho get the advantage and start destroying Cena and Punk.)
SEGMENT PREDICTION: Cena gets taken out by Brock Lesnar via F5 out of the ring(injury angle)
MISCELLANEOUS: CM Punk is going to lose his shit in a promo and Johnny Ace is going to put him and Cena in a match with Jericho and Lesnar

[Mr. Nerfect]

MATCH PREDICTION: Lord Tensai vs. Trent Barreta with the match being stopped after the De-Railer.

SEGMENT PREDICTION: Randy Orton and Kane brawl and John Laurinaitis announces a Falls Count Anywhere Match between the two for Extreme Rules

MISCELLANEOUS: Kelly Kelly will somehow get under Beth Phoenix's skin again

[Mister Sinister]

Match: Lord Tensei will squash Curt Hawkins With A Baldo Bomb, follow up with The Claw


Segment - Eve will skank it up.

Miscellaneous - Zack Ryder Goes Woo Woo Woo

[Tornado]

Raw is in the UK this week and anyone who thinks Lesnar will make the trip is delusional.

Also, they announced Punks match on Raw last week.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Match: Lord Tensai defeats Tyson Kidd after the ref stops the match again

Segment: CM Punk loses it and challenges Chris Jericho to another match at Extreme Rules - a Last Man Standing match

Miscellaneous: Beth Phoenix jobs again due to Kelly Kelly</font>

[MoFo]

Match: Miz vs Kofi, Miz wins
Segment: William Regal dances with Brodus and Santino
Misc: Brock no shows, Ziggler and Swagger lose again

[Shisen Kopf]

William regal will make an appearance and Santino Marella will come out to the Benny Hill song!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Raw is in the UK this week and anyone who thinks Lesnar will make the trip is delusional.

Also, they announced Punks match on Raw last week.

Good catch. Luckily, my predictions don't count.

[Emperor Smeat]

Match: Lord Tensai squashes a local UK jobber (under 5 mins)
Segment: Punk will be able to control his alcoholism and not take another complimentary drink courtesy of Jericho.
Misc: Crowd will chant YES! or the UK equivalent at least once

[Swiss Ultimate]

Horrible turn-out so far. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!! These are all based upon Raw spoilers. Will change if need be.

My predictions for Monday:

MATCH PREDICTION: CM Punk and Cena VS. Jericho and Lesnar (Punk and Cena win via DQ, Brock and Jericho get the advantage and start destroying Cena and Punk.)
SEGMENT PREDICTION: Cena gets taken out by Brock Lesnar via F5 out of the ring(injury angle)
MISCELLANEOUS: CM Punk is going to lose his shit in a promo and Johnny Ace is going to put him and Cena in a match with Jericho and Lesnar
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MATCH PREDICTION: Lord Tensai vs. Trent Barreta with the match being stopped after the De-Railer.

SEGMENT PREDICTION: Randy Orton and Kane brawl and John Laurinaitis announces a Falls Count Anywhere Match between the two for Extreme Rules

MISCELLANEOUS: Kelly Kelly will somehow get under Beth Phoenix's skin again
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Match: Lord Tensei will squash Curt Hawkins With A Baldo Bomb, follow up with The Claw


Segment - Eve will skank it up.

Miscellaneous - Zack Ryder Goes Woo Woo Woo
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0
0

Raw is in the UK this week and anyone who thinks Lesnar will make the trip is delusional.

Also, they announced Punks match on Raw last week.
-5

Match: Lord Tensai defeats Tyson Kidd after the ref stops the match again

Segment: CM Punk loses it and challenges Chris Jericho to another match at Extreme Rules - a Last Man Standing match

Miscellaneous: Beth Phoenix jobs again due to Kelly Kelly
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0
0

Match: Miz vs Kofi, Miz wins
Segment: William Regal dances with Brodus and Santino
Misc: Brock no shows, Ziggler and Swagger lose again
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0

William regal will make an appearance and Santino Marella will come out to the Benny Hill song!
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Match: Lord Tensai squashes a local UK jobber (under 5 mins)
Segment: Punk will be able to control his alcoholism and not take another complimentary drink courtesy of Jericho.
Misc: Crowd will chant YES! or the UK equivalent at least once
Possible 1
1
1 (vague, but correct)

Winner so far is Smelly Meatball with 3.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D

[MoFo]

What

Brock didnt show up and Ziggler lost

Im getting Montreal screwjobbed here DTTS

[Droford]

damnit, I got a text alert from WWE saying Punk is in a "pub"..

I called for that to happen last week...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Damn.</font>

[Swiss Ultimate]

Upon viewing Raw I have to re-evaluate Mofo's guesses.

Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BACKGROUND: #0a0a0a; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by MoFo http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/buttonsred/viewpost.gif (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3827276#post3827276)
Match: Miz vs Kofi, Miz wins
Segment: William Regal dances with Brodus and Santino
Misc: Brock no shows, Ziggler and Swagger lose again
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
I do have a problem with you shoving so much in Misc, but you were correct about Brock no-showing and Ziggler "losing". I would have given 5 points if you had predicted the Brock interview/promo, though I think 3 is appropriate for the no-show prediction.

That said, how vague was the Ziggler and Swagger lose prediction? Pretty vague and partially wrong. Only one of them competed.

Going to be controversial and give you 3. You and Smelly have tied it up.

[MoFo]

:y:

Justice 4 Mofo