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Rollermacka
04-22-2012, 03:58 PM
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So if you dont feel like going through the storyline the match begins at 3:20. I dont know why, I was trying to bounce in rhythm with the crowd. I'm sure people can pull apart everything I did wrong but it's only been about 6 months since and we all gotta start somewhere.

CSL
04-22-2012, 04:06 PM
about 6 minutes in, dude you're in with is fucking awful, pretty rough to judge you/give you shit off the back of that. You do move around far too much though, "no wasted motion". You look like you've got a decent "base" to work off in terms of size, you should look pretty good with more time in the gym and a tan. AND SOME GEAR. Although I guess the stuff you're wearing is supposed to be part of some kind of story.

Rollermacka
04-22-2012, 04:10 PM
about 6 minutes in, dude you're in with is fucking awful, pretty rough to judge you/give you shit off the back of that. You do move around far too much though. You look like you've got a decent "base" to work off in terms of size, you should look pretty good with more time in the gym and a tan. AND SOME GEAR. Although I guess the stuff you're wearing is supposed to be part of some kind of story.

The storyline is that we are students that are being called out. That's the reason I didnt come out in my wrestling gear. I've actually lost alot of weight in the past few years so the extra skin is still there.

Swiss Ultimate
04-22-2012, 04:14 PM
You look like you got some strength man. Feel like the jumping around was on account of you being so excited and the ring being so bouncy.

Can't complain for your first match, you know?

Lock Jaw
04-22-2012, 04:23 PM
You seem like you could do well with a "big man" style of wrestling. Should probably stop bouncing/jumping so much. Instead of a Stinger Splash in the corner, do a Body Avalanche type deal.

Also, since you are that tall, pretty sure it is mandatory you master the usage of the big boot and the pump handle slam.

Ruien
04-22-2012, 04:25 PM
Storyline is pretty interested (From all the past videos you have posted) and the match wasn't half bad. Not that I am some type of expert, but it entertained me which is what counts. Although i really wish 2 of the super skinny students were dropped from the storyline, but that is my only complaint.

VSG
04-22-2012, 04:26 PM
Let me guess- Cypress, TX again?

Swiss Ultimate
04-22-2012, 04:46 PM
DarkIncest and Clox watch, Event Staff is like a tornado coming through!

Swiss Ultimate
04-22-2012, 04:47 PM
Wait...what's your ring-name??? Evan Staff would be pretty awesome.

Rollermacka
04-22-2012, 05:08 PM
Wait...what's your ring-name??? Evan Staff would be pretty awesome.

Nah, were Top Flight Secutiry of the World
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Side note, as of right now, for NWA Houston I'm just going by my real name Parviz

Nicky Fives
04-22-2012, 05:11 PM
better than Kelly Kelly after her 6+ years of training.....

Triple Naitch
04-22-2012, 05:15 PM
That chick is a beast. She straight up gave you the man hugshake.

Who's the asshole with the kazoo? Had to put it on mute.

Rollermacka
04-22-2012, 05:45 PM
Who's the asshole with the kazoo? Had to put it on mute.

Lol, actually it was some really young kid

Swiss Ultimate
04-22-2012, 06:00 PM
Feel like you could hit the guy harder with those clotheslines. Would love to see you emulate oldschool Dusty Rhodes and hit people with elbows all day long.

Rammsteinmad
04-22-2012, 06:14 PM
Good stuff. There were a few mistakes of course, but everyone fucks up, especially in their first match. Crowd seemed really into it and that's all that really matters.

Pretty much what CSL said though, just get yourself some ring gear and you should do great.

Also, you jobbed to fat AJ Styles. :lol:

Rollermacka
04-22-2012, 06:21 PM
Good stuff. There were a few mistakes of course, but everyone fucks up, especially in their first match. Crowd seemed really into it and that's all that really matters.

Pretty much what CSL said though, just get yourself some ring gear and you should do great.

Also, you jobbed to fat AJ Styles. :lol:

I got some ring gear for my heel persona at another company, its basically long black tights (pulled up high to cover my love handles) blue/ black knee pads and black boots. Hopefully, I can put up some pics of it soon.

Lock Jaw
04-22-2012, 06:35 PM
You need to get on the roids. Bulk up, add some mass. Get Hardcore in the gym.

Swiss Ultimate
04-22-2012, 06:38 PM
Cocaine and roids. Get it done.

Lock Jaw
04-22-2012, 06:39 PM
Instant success in the biz.

Rollermacka
04-22-2012, 06:43 PM
You need to get on the roids. Bulk up, add some mass. Get Hardcore in the gym.


Cocaine and roids. Get it done.


I do, yes I do. The problem is I was putting on muscle for a few months to get ready for a Strongman contest but then my hip went out. The doctor told me I have artritis and mineral deposits around the socket. So my dreams of becoming 260 lbs of solid mass is just a dream :'(.

Razzamajazz
04-22-2012, 06:45 PM
i skipped ahead a bit and the first thing i heard was a kid yell "break his leg!"

jesus

MoFo
04-22-2012, 06:46 PM
I hope to see you squashed by Ryback in a few months

"i dedicate this match to TPWW and m.."

POW FUCKING LARIAT

No offense

DaveBrawl
04-22-2012, 07:01 PM
Everything I think has already been mentioned, but I'll agree you did a good job especially for a first match.

SlickyTrickyDamon
04-22-2012, 07:08 PM
This wasn't in the woods. You have already surpassed Clox. So, congrats to you.

That guy really looks like Johnny Ace lol.

DLVH84
04-22-2012, 07:13 PM
You didn't do bad, man. Keep up the good work and break the stereotypical big man barrier like Bam Bam, Vader, and Awesome did...big and agile.

Rammsteinmad
04-22-2012, 09:00 PM
I got some ring gear for my heel persona at another company, its basically long black tights (pulled up high to cover my love handles) blue/ black knee pads and black boots. Hopefully, I can put up some pics of it soon.

Ahhh, the dreaded love handles. They're my biggest enemy in the ring too.

Swiss Ultimate
04-22-2012, 09:16 PM
I'm just glad that you seem to have proper training. No Brazilian Clutch Triple Diamond Fusion botches at all.

Dukelorange
04-22-2012, 09:31 PM
I cant complain... because I cant do that by any stretch of the imagination....

Rollermacka
04-23-2012, 08:10 AM
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I was in a battle Royal for the NSF world title, this promo came out alot better than my first ones

Tom Guycott
04-23-2012, 10:52 AM
You seem like you could do well with a "big man" style of wrestling. Should probably stop bouncing/jumping so much. Instead of a Stinger Splash in the corner, do a Body Avalanche type deal.

Also, since you are that tall, pretty sure it is mandatory you master the usage of the big boot and the pump handle slam.

All for breaking the "big man mold", DL, but in this case it seems like he should stick to it. With a stable like that, it seems that they should specialize in an area. Rollermacka is the guy with the size. The jumping did seem unnatural only because you were the said size guy.

With that said, congrats on the first match. With ALL things considered, the only problem I had was the powerbomb on you. Seems like if Jew had so much trouble getting you off your feet on account of you being the big man, you should be the one doing the Jackknifing.

I must say, I was entertained by your sport. And, you put it here for all us judgmental pricks to pick apart. Tape one a year from that, and update thread or bump this one. Progress tracking of "The Next Kinda-Big Thing".

Zeeboe
04-27-2012, 10:07 AM
I just saw your sig when I clicked this thread. Haha. I thought you were being funny. Were you Homer or Ned?

Swiss Ultimate
04-27-2012, 10:27 AM
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I was in a battle Royal for the NSF world title, this promo came out alot better than my first ones

You should do a really over-the-top Triple H impression whenever you cut promos.

Rollermacka
04-27-2012, 02:18 PM
You should do a really over-the-top Triple H impression whenever you cut promos.

Maybe, I'm still trying to finalize a real gimmick. The best way I can describe what I want would be an intellectual version of Sid (speak very calmly and smile durring interviews, but go insane when I get into the ring.) If I'm very "aggressive" in the ring that would cover up any mistakes I make because of the fact that I'm not very polished yet.

Jordan
04-27-2012, 02:28 PM
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Rollermacka
04-27-2012, 02:53 PM
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I said intellectual psychopath not crying about my family every time I'm doing an interview

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Lock Jaw
04-27-2012, 03:10 PM
I like the term "intelligentual". You should go with it. Be an intelligent gent with top hat.

Rollermacka
04-27-2012, 03:20 PM
I like the term "intelligentual". You should go with it. Be an intelligent gent with top hat.

Hmm, I was thinking of doing a 1920s gangster gimmick for alittle while. Complete with big band theme, suspenders, and slacks pulled up above my elbows

Swiss Ultimate
04-27-2012, 03:43 PM
Come out to:

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and wear all purple.

SlickyTrickyDamon
04-27-2012, 03:46 PM
Hmm, I was thinking of doing a 1920s gangster gimmick for alittle while. Complete with big band theme, suspenders, and slacks pulled up above my elbows

Finisher: Hudson River Plunge. :)

Rollermacka
04-27-2012, 03:48 PM
Come out to:

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and wear all purple.

I wrestling bowler... not a bad idea

Lock Jaw
04-27-2012, 03:53 PM
Call people "cake-eaters" and "quiffs", and frequently exclaim "THIS IS BUSHWA!"

Also add a "sey" at the end of everybody's name.

Rollermacka
05-03-2012, 09:55 PM
I competed in a Rumble for the NSF World Title (which is where the the interview came from). I havent found a vid of it but here's some pics of it (and I'm wearing my wrestling gear CSL ;))

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/Rollermacka/NSF2.jpg
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/Rollermacka/NSF4.jpg
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/Rollermacka/NSF7.jpg
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/Rollermacka/NSF9.jpg

Swiss Ultimate
05-03-2012, 10:08 PM
Living the dream.