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Indifferent Clox
04-22-2012, 08:35 PM
http://m.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlHumDIdOk8k&h=RAQHBkm5G

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlHumDIdOk8k&v=lHumDIdOk8k&gl=US
Supreme Olajuwon
04-22-2012, 09:14 PM
if you link to the mobile youtube, then we can't watch it

how are you still not understanding this
Supreme Olajuwon
04-22-2012, 09:16 PM
2nd video works though

you look like you've put on a little weight
Supreme Olajuwon
04-22-2012, 09:16 PM
in your gut I mean
Supreme Olajuwon
04-22-2012, 09:19 PM
wow this fat fuck is the worst wrestler I've ever seen
Supreme Olajuwon
04-22-2012, 09:19 PM
not you, the guy you're wrestling
Shisen Kopf
04-23-2012, 08:30 AM
I can't watch the videos but I'll just assume it's terrible.
VSG
04-23-2012, 09:33 AM
lol how much neg rep are you at, Clox?
Indifferent Clox
04-23-2012, 09:53 AM
Around.-2000

Some things about this match: had been feeling sick all day so during the double down I threw up. Then hit.my head on the steel bar past the pad.on.the snake eyes legit. Then was unable to feed.out in time thus the finish in the corner. They were originally gonna show the vomit.
VSG
04-23-2012, 10:01 AM
Positive repped you to help get rid of a few red dots. Please dont rep me back though, dont want a white dot :'(
Indifferent Clox
04-23-2012, 10:47 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lHumDIdOk8k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Kane Knight
04-23-2012, 12:24 PM
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lHumDIdOk8k" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>

I don't get it. You're always fellating indie wrestling and praising its virtues. So why are you posting shitty dudes who are desperately imitating "sports entertainment?"
Shisen Kopf
04-23-2012, 12:27 PM
I like OCW better, they have a mat.
Fignuts
04-23-2012, 02:00 PM
Join a gym.

Or even buy a shake weight.
Gertner
04-23-2012, 06:33 PM
Clox has been apparently stealing some of the food from his fat gf's shovel.
CSL
04-23-2012, 06:43 PM
lol :'(

I know the Gertner trolling rubs some people the wrong way but you have to give points for creativity sometimes
Swiss Ultimate
04-23-2012, 07:07 PM
Is Clox Johnny Reckless?
Indifferent Clox
04-23-2012, 08:24 PM
Yes. Stop talking like I'm not here.
Gertner
04-23-2012, 09:07 PM
Clox is Johnny Deepthroat
Fignuts
04-24-2012, 01:16 AM
Honestly though, you've been doing this how long, and you don't have any sort of physique at all. None of these guys do, from what I watched.

That fat guy, who is seemingly your star, looks more like a hot topic employee than a pro wrestler.

I just don't get how you people could have so much passion for this and put in so much work into everything but your own body.

I'm telling you dude, buy an ab cruncher, a shake weight, something. You will shoot right past that fat fuck on the card, in no time.
Indifferent Clox
04-24-2012, 01:26 AM
He's not the main event he's the Booker and he's in a lot better shape than he was. A lot of our guys are in decent shape.
Kane Knight
04-24-2012, 01:32 AM
lol :'(

I know the Gertner trolling rubs some people the wrong way but you have to give points for creativity sometimes

That wasn't all that creative. I'm a fan of people giving Clox shit, but that was weak.

Honestly though, you've been doing this how long, and you don't have any sort of physique at all. None of these guys do, from what I watched.

That fat guy, who is seemingly your star, looks more like a hot topic employee than a pro wrestler.

I just don't get how you people could have so much passion for this and put in so much work into everything but your own body.

I'm telling you dude, buy an ab cruncher, a shake weight, something. You will shoot right past that fat fuck on the card, in no time.

He has passion for it. He just has passion for sitting on his ass and smoking pot more.

He's not the main event he's the Booker and he's in a lot better shape than he was. A lot of our guys are in decent shape.

Plus, the camera adds 100 pounds.
owenbrown
04-24-2012, 05:46 AM
I think Gertner is losing his edge a bit. TROLL BETTER DAMMIT! :rant:
Swiss Ultimate
04-24-2012, 07:31 PM
I like fat guys in wrestling. Wrestling needs more fat guys.
Gertner
04-24-2012, 07:55 PM
I like fat guys in wrestling. Wrestling needs more fat guys.

clox's gf might fit the bill
Jordan
04-24-2012, 08:12 PM
I don't like to be mean for no reason, but come on Clox, what are you doing here?

Your "wrestling" is so bad man. If somebody saw this on accident they would laugh at the funny joke, until the realized this was a 1 hour set up with no punchline.

This is the worst of the internet.
Swiss Ultimate
04-24-2012, 09:03 PM
This was far from the worst on the internet. Have you seen CZW?
PorkSoda
04-24-2012, 09:05 PM
That video is 57 minutes long.

What should I watch? What am I looking for?
Swiss Ultimate
04-24-2012, 09:12 PM
First segment.
PorkSoda
04-24-2012, 09:18 PM
So Clox is Barry Allen? The overweight guy?

No, he's apparently the other guy. Someone fill me in.
Indifferent Clox
04-24-2012, 11:26 PM
2nd segment. I'm Johnny reckless.
Kane Knight
04-24-2012, 11:44 PM
I don't like to be mean for no reason, but come on Clox, what are you doing here?

Your "wrestling" is so bad man. If somebody saw this on accident they would laugh at the funny joke, until the realized this was a 1 hour set up with no punchline.

This is the worst of the internet.

Dude, Noid faps to worse technique. This isn't even close to the worst wrestling on the internet, let alone the internet without restriction.
Kane Knight
04-24-2012, 11:45 PM
2nd segment. I'm Johnny reckless.

I take it you change your name as often as you change your persona.
KIRA
04-25-2012, 10:02 PM
Clox is the fat body right?


nevermind I got it


The announcers sounded bored and confused as fuck at times.


As a wrestler.......eh no but Clox as one of those chicken shit managers youd be perfect and no thats not a jab I'm being honest.
Indifferent Clox
04-26-2012, 03:02 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mSp4davtEFw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Other matches in the show.
Indifferent Clox
04-26-2012, 03:03 AM
These are on TV in Knoxville BTW..not sure of the time or channel.
Tom Guycott
04-26-2012, 04:08 AM
As a wrestler.......eh no but Clox as one of those chicken shit managers youd be perfect and no thats not a jab I'm being honest.

That actually seems perfect. I watched the 4/16 match and it looked like that Barry dude was getting his "reward" match for kicking your guy's ass earlier with the stip that he gets to face you if he wins.

Even if not a manager per se, get some muscle around you that you can hide behind and get cheap wins "like you did all the work". You seem to have that kind of character to me. [/$0.02]
Shisen Kopf
04-26-2012, 08:51 AM
http://kewish.net/jonash/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/eggo.bmp

A battle royale for waffles? Awesome!
Gertner
04-26-2012, 09:48 AM
Clox's gf thought it was Eggo Pro Wrestling and showed up 2 hours early to the show. Knife and fork in hand.
Jordan
04-26-2012, 10:55 AM
Clox, it's fucking horrible
#BROKEN Hasney
04-26-2012, 11:11 AM
Clox's gf thought it was Eggo Pro Wrestling and showed up 2 hours early to the show. Knife and fork in hand.

Doubt she had a knife and fork. Probably just shoves her face in it and swallows.

Kinda like Clox himself when he's job hunting.
Kane Knight
04-26-2012, 11:51 AM
The announcers sounded bored and confused as fuck at times.

Well, wouldn't you be? Look what they have to pretend to be excited about.

As a wrestler.......eh no but Clox as one of those chicken shit managers youd be perfect and no thats not a jab I'm being honest.

I already want to pummel the fucker, so it's working.

Clox's gf thought it was Eggo Pro Wrestling and showed up 2 hours early to the show. Knife and fork in hand.

Three wrestlers and a roadie were lost.