Official WWE RAW SuperShow Thread for 4/30/2012: Burning Money, Or Cena Isn't Here-Oh, He Is? Well... Shit...

[St. Jimmy]

More Importantly:
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Tonight on Raw What will Triple H Reveal?

At Extreme Rules, Raw and SmackDown GM John Laurinaitis had a mysterious phone conversation with Triple H. The GM promised to reveal the nature of their conversation when The Game comes to Raw SuperShow tonight. What will the two have to say?

[St. Jimmy]

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[Tony Revolution]

Brand new to the board, frequented the site forEVER, figured it was about time i sign up...hopefully they keep the big mo' goin after a fantastic ppv last night. Brock looked like a beast, wrestling like no one i've ever seen...HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!

[DLVH84]

Welcome to the forum, Tony.

[Fignuts]

Very excited to see where they take brock from here.

[Fignuts]

I can see brock making a new demand of having his own ref, since lil naitch's glass jaw cost him the match.

[Frank Drebin]

I was at last nights show. Howd it turn out on TV? Seems like its gotten good reviews. Didnt seem like as good a crowd as MITB, but to compare the two might be unfair.

[Fignuts]

Wish Supreme would have made this thread. Feel dirty posting in a st. jimmy raw thread.

[St. Jimmy]

Wish Supreme would have made this thread. Feel dirty posting in a st. jimmy raw thread.

Stuff it, Mutie.

[Fignuts]

pot, kettle, black, etc

[Fignuts]

I'll bet you make up band names just to tell people you listen to bands they've never heard of.

[St. Jimmy]

I'll bet you make up band names just to tell people you listen to bands they've never heard of.

YOU SAY THIS LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

[St. Jimmy]

Also, People on this board listen to DIE ANTWOOD non ironically.

I can't win the hipster award there.

[ClockShot]

Dunno if I should come in during the first hour to see where Brock goes from here. Or skip this and watch House since that's about to wrap up in a few weeks.

Suggestions?

[Ruien]

House is old news.

[Corndad]

I expect Brock to tear shit up tonight. Random beatings in the back. Jobbers flying everywhere.

[Rock Bottom]

I think Brock is going to focus more on the WWE title. He's going to say that his goal wasn't to beat Cena, it was to take him out so that he'd be next in line for a shot at the WWE title. That's the only thing I can think of. Really don't know what will happen.

Totally didn't expect Lesnar to lose. Lot of people didn't expect Cena to lose at WM either. WWE shitting all over what we think we know.

[Tazz Dan]

Stream? :shifty:

[Fignuts]

Iam also in need of a stream, if you would all be so kind

[Immortal Moose]

We'll see if I can keep from passing out during RAW, fuck exams.

[Corndad]

That speech completely threw me off last night

[Juan]

Stream? :shifty:

[Droford]

Cena's supposed to be leaving for a while cause his arm's about to fall off

[Droford]

MNR Starring Brock Lesnar..lol

[CSL]

lolllll the starring Brock Lesnar stuff

[Corndad]

Oh shit it did have the Starring Brock Lesnar LOL

[Innovator]

STARRING BROCK LESNAR BAM

[Innovator]

white ropes?

[el bobbo]

Starring Brock Lesnar!

And we open it up with Mr. Excitement.

[Droford]

what happens when Brock Lesnar isn't there,

RAW starring Brock Lesnar (in cardboard cutout form)

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Nothing says intense pro wrestling brawl like a violin playing Kol Nidre <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/197128574703116288" data-datetime="2012-05-01T01:01:29+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Tazz Dan]

Check your rep Raymbo. Has the show started yet? Or is there still an hour?

[Corndad]

That kid's sign definitely says Michael Cole is a true professional HAHAHAHA he looked so lost holding it.

[Immortal Moose]

Check your rep Raymbo. Has the show started yet? Or is there still an hour?

Just started

[ClockShot]

white ropes?

It ain't labor day yet.

Something's up.

[Innovator]

Well, Here Comes the Pain

[Fignuts]

Why are they talking like Lesnar won?

[CSL]

looks like Brock's been tanning

[Droford]

Hmm

[Innovator]

James Steele Erection Level: Washington Monument

[CSL]

"business has just picked up"

[Fignuts]

oh snap

[el bobbo]

The mic skills of the two of these guys combined are almost that of a retarded Golden Retriever.

[Innovator]

Defranco's own Triple H

[Corndad]

Hello Pop.

[McLegend]

lol I forgot about the Starring Brock Lesnar part.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Having RAW starring Brock Lesnar is less embarrassing than RAW starring the Three Stooges <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/197129206960885760" data-datetime="2012-05-01T01:04:00+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Lesnar vs HHH would be a WM match, not OVER THE ED..LIMIT

[CSL]

Trips' majestic hairline appears to have survived Hell in a Cell

[Juan]

Someone stream me plz

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh. No more high life.

[Droford]

HHH taking the Sledgehammer to Lesnar's Contract

[Frank Drebin]

He carries the contract with him at all times.

[Droford]

Lesnar wants that contact? He's gonna have to fight for it..

In a contract on a pole match!

[Droford]

lol, can't wait for when WWE T-shirts have random advertising on the back like Lesnars shirt..

[ClockShot]

SHUT UP, JOHN!

[Fignuts]

ace crusher to hhh come on

[ClockShot]

Oh shit, it's going down.

[Juan]

Someone stream me plz

[FearedSanctity]

BROCKLE SNAR SMASH

[CSL]

Trips's arm putting Brock over like a boss

[Tazz Dan]

K, my stream sucks. Another one?

[GSP]

Brock is insane!

[Tazz Dan]

Rep

[Innovator]

Kofi does not approve

[Corndad]

Steele just ripped up any Brock Lesnar posters he ever had.

[el bobbo]

I love Kofi's look of disapproval.

[Fignuts]

r truth and shaemus, trained medical proffesionals

[DirtyD]

awesome kick off

[McLegend]

I love Brock. I wanted to see an F-5 though.

[CSL]

lol Show putting his hands out like he's gonna hold Trips like a baby

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
For Stephanie's sake, let's hope Triple H is right handed #RAWTonight

[Juan]

Thanks guys :y:

[Fignuts]

K, my stream sucks. Another one?

check rep

[Rock Bottom]

Props to everyone involved in that segment. Lesnar is getting over massively as a heel. The loss did nothing to him at all.

Triple H selling like that and Show giving him the "what were you thinking" are all brilliant too. Nice stuff.

[St. Jimmy]

http://www.sportsbun.com/wrestling-2/wwe/watch-wwe-monday-night-raw-live-streaming-online/ is best stream

[Crimson]

Brock needs to beat whoever he faces at the next ppv though.

[St. Jimmy]

Still would've been better off a Win, Lesnar all happy - then hunter pisses on his parade and gets him arm broken. Makes Lesnar look even more of a bastard.

[DaVe]

missed the first 10 minutes, but what i saw looked great. Yeah, Trips did great, but Steele will quickly change his tune about Lesnar.

[dronepool]

So HHH vs Brock... Summerslam or WM29?

[Sepholio]

That was pretty damn epic right there. I'm loving the Kimura right now. HHH sold that shit like a champ, too. Best part was definitely when Big Show said "Boy you got a set of balls on you. What were you thinking!?"

[Innovator]

Looks like Eve lost her last name

[ClockShot]

Eve got the sexy secretary look going on tonight.

I LIKE IT!

[Tazz Dan]

Number 1 contenders?

[Tazz Dan]

THE MARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CSL]

that's quite a tight dress

[Crimson]

Alright, this should be interesting. Wonder who's next to feud with Punk

[Innovator]

Miz with his ppv jacket in the opening match on RAW

[Fignuts]

great work eve

[James Steele]

I will enjoy seeing Brock Lesnar get pedigree'd back to mediocrity.

[Tazz Dan]

lol picked this when Miz came out

[Rock Bottom]

Also, is it me or does it seem like Lesnar is making a real effort to play a heel well instead of just being "Brock Lesnar"

and holy fuck at slutty teacher Eve. I'd fuck her uterus into her brain until her fallopian tubes popped out of her ears

[CSL]

Miz ovr plz

[Corndad]

Hey its Miz the Marine

[Frank Drebin]

Did they just bill Santino at 233 lbs??

[Rock Bottom]

lol at Santino winning this match

[FearedSanctity]

So the winner of this thing is probably gonna be something like Mark Henry via squash right?

[Rock Bottom]

That'd be so stupid

santino i mean

[Immortal Moose]

Perhaps Jericho will win the challenge.

[ClockShot]

That went 2 minutes longer than it should have.

[Crimson]

I have a feeling it'll be a 3 way

[Fignuts]

That's not a very good time against santino, miz.

[Crimson]

Nevermind itll be kinda hard to end two matches at the exact time.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If Miz wins tonight, we're pretty sure his WWE Title match won't be on YouTube. Like 70% sure. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/197135695582728192" data-datetime="2012-05-01T01:29:47+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Frank Drebin]

Sure hope the next beat the clock match is Brodus Clay vs Curt Hawkins

[Rock Bottom]

Might be dark matches.

Sheamus vs. DB for Title on SmackDown.

Rhodes vs. Show in a No-DQ IC match.

[Immortal Moose]

Sure hope the next beat the clock match is Brodus Clay vs Curt Hawkins

And Hawkins gets the win :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

I have a feeling it'll be a 3 way

Nevermind itll be kinda hard to end two matches at the exact time.

Lesnar (or somebody) could run in and destroy 2 people at the same time after about 30 seconds. Double DQ, neither lose, both go through. :y:

[DrCrawford]

those still picture recalls look like crap

[Frank Drebin]

Ok....its Kharma time for sure now right??

[Crimson]

How many different divas hacve used Layla's theme? like 3

[Hytfod]

Kharma Time.

[ClockShot]

So that's that.

[Tazz Dan]

Layla just beat the clock

[CSL]

I bet the Bellas are filth

[el bobbo]

Perfect length for a Diva's match.

[FearedSanctity]

There we go. I was wondering what they were going to do for the traditional end of contract fuck you

[The Whole F'n Show]

Eh, fairly certain I have had enough of the Bellas Bastian Booger outfits :wtf:

[el bobbo]

How can Jericho even walk tonight?

[Innovator]

That's cruel punishment to take bumps after getting kendo stickd all last night

[Tazz Dan]

Have a feeling Jericho may lose as a swerve. Probably won't happen though.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>And with that win, @<a href="https://twitter.com/mslayel">mslayel</a> wins Beat the Clock and will face @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a> for the WWE Title <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/197137925589303296" data-datetime="2012-05-01T01:38:38+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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:lol:

[CSL]

will laugh if it's Kofi

[KaosDarksol]

Triple threat match? I think Layla should have been in the beat the clock challenge

[CSL]

Eh, fairly certain I have had enough of the Bellas Bastian Booger outfits :wtf:

lol ok

[Innovator]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Big Show

[DrCrawford]

fuck!

[The Whole F'n Show]

well this should be good

[el bobbo]

Is anyone else looking forward to seeing Albert tonight?

[KaosDarksol]

Have a feeling Jericho may lose as a swerve. Probably won't happen though.

Could be right now

[Crimson]

Rhodes comes in and costs Show the match here

[DrCrawford]

was thinking the same thing crimson, hope youre right

[el bobbo]

Kharma vs. Albert in a Beat the Clock Challenge Match.

[Innovator]

Cena will probably win

[CSL]

biggest small package ever

[GSP]

Why would cole that a "big big knock down" instead of actually calling it a spear?

[Crimson]

Welp looks like Miz will be in the lead still

[Immortal Moose]

Well damn

[The Whole F'n Show]

botch?

[ClockShot]

Kinda think Jericho was supposed to win this.

[Corndad]

Did the Ref just mess that up?

[Tazz Dan]

Black Ref botch

[DrCrawford]

thank god

[Crimson]

Botched ending? Ref was like at 5 wasnt he lol

[Emperor Smeat]

either he botched the timing or that was the slowest 10 count in a while.

[Immortal Moose]

Botched ending? Ref was like at 5 wasnt he lol

That's what it seemed like.

[KaosDarksol]

A tie in beat the clock?

[FearedSanctity]

23 second 10 count

[The Whole F'n Show]

if only there was a GIANT COUNTDOWN CLOCK somewhere for the ref to watch like that one on the titan tron......

[Droford]

lol, I want to see how they pull this out if Jericho was supposed to win

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You'd think a clock on the Tron would prevent botches like this. See what happens when we rely on men who can only count to 3 <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/197141164950945792" data-datetime="2012-05-01T01:51:31+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Miz still got the time. Black Ref probably got fired.

[Innovator]

Thank god Hornswoggle isn't with him

[Tazz Dan]

If Brodus loses tonight in the first week of the WWE Pool, I'll fucking cry.

[KaosDarksol]

Glad that got cleared up please tell me this is a beat the clock match

[Droford]

Miz still got the time. Black Ref probably got fired.
demoted back to diva matches

[Droford]

Brodus vs JTG..Brodus could beat the clock if it was!

[Fignuts]

lol jtg still has a job?

[Corndad]

Random JTG sighting. How does he still have a job lol

[dronepool]

JTG is still around?

[ClockShot]

JTG.

Safe bet for spring cleaning. Whenever that goes down.

[DirtyD]

http://fast1.onesite.com/wwe.thq.com/newsimages/RawRecaps/brodus_rr_117.jpg

Funky Time

[FearedSanctity]

Digging deep for guys to squash

[Rollermacka]

JTG, I didnt know he was still around.

[ClockShot]

That funkasaurus logo on Brodus' ring gear is a near rip off of the Jurassic Park logo.

Somebody call Spielberg.

[The Whole F'n Show]

T- Bone Taz plex :naughty:

[KaosDarksol]

Most offense against Brodus by somebody that isn't dolph ziggler?

[Fignuts]

well, that was pointless

[Crimson]

lol pizza delivery guy heard Brodus' music entrance and tried to get a peek at the tube

[Frank Drebin]

WWE got into the human trafficking business

[Fignuts]

would be awesome if tensai came out and pump kicked that little kid.

[Tazz Dan]

lol jtg still has a job?

Random JTG sighting. How does he still have a job lol

JTG is still around?

According to the reliable reporting of Ryan Clark, he was being considered for The M(iz)arine 3

[The Whole F'n Show]

would be awesome if tensai came out and pump kicked that little kid.

sadly, yes

[Rollermacka]

Is it sad that I was actually hoping they went somewhere with this JTG actually had "something planned"?

[Corndad]

That was a vicious match but does it match up vicious wise to HIAC at Mania? That was a crapload of chairshots in one match.

[KaosDarksol]

Kid with the Michael cole is a true professional sign is pissing me off

[Fignuts]

are they going to remind us between every match that brock broke hhh's arm?

We could be watching eve do jumping jacks ffs

[Corndad]

His name is Teddy

[Crimson]

lol poor Teddy

[ClockShot]

I guess he's Teddy?

[Rollermacka]

"My eyes are up here" :lol:

[Tazz Dan]

Eve's tits need to fall out of that dress

[Fignuts]

legit feel sorry for teddy lol

[Corndad]

Eve is the hottest secretary since Stacey Keibler.

[DirtyD]

Eve: "eyes up here John"
Johnny's thought's: "Sh*t she caught me"

[el bobbo]

Does anyone else want to see an Eve and Johnny Ace sex scandal?

[ClockShot]

I miss Orton on Raw.

[Crimson]

Orton is a better heel..just have him win this and turn heel plz

[Tazz Dan]

Orton/Swagger.....

[KaosDarksol]

Randy has miz's time beat

[Tazz Dan]

Team Mike Adamle vs Team Ermaximus up next!

[Dukelorange]

Does anyone else want to see an Eve and Johnny Ace sex scandal?

No I'd rather see a Eve Duke L'Orange sex scandal....

[Rock Bottom]

The Miz is more into this match than the crowd

[Dukelorange]

By the way, aren't they going to debut the AW stable tonight?

[Rock Bottom]

Seriously, why do they give Jack Swagger money

[el bobbo]

No I'd rather see a Eve Duke L'Orange sex scandal....

With a live sex scene in the ring?

[Corndad]

Maybe they are gonna randomly push the crap out of Miz again because of this Marine movie deal

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>BREAKING NEWS: <a href="http://t.co/Ng6Cmrvq" title="http://WWE.com">WWE.com</a> has learned that @<a href="https://twitter.com/TheBellaTwins">TheBellaTwins</a> have been fired from WWE! <a href="http://t.co/ZqPhqxSp" title="http://wwe.me/aCpS0">wwe.me/aCpS0</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523FutureEndeavored">#FutureEndeavored</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Raw">#Raw</a></p>&mdash; Joey Styles (@JoeyStyles) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/197146471131389952" data-datetime="2012-05-01T02:12:36+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

Bet we don't see that Black Ref again tonight lol

[GSP]

So who is Ziggler gonna Job to?

[KaosDarksol]

Guessing Bryan vs ziggler and Cody vs khali as the other 2 matches

[el bobbo]

Seriously, why do they give Jack Swagger money

The government subsidizes his salary due to his "cognitive" impairments.

[Rock Bottom]

I think Zolph Diggler is going to win the entire thing, actually.

[Rock Bottom]

I wish Zolph Diggler is going to win the entire thing, actually.

[ClockShot]

Yikes. They cut that one close, too.

[Corndad]

Maybe they are gonna randomly push the crap out of Miz again because of this Marine movie deal

or maybe not lol

[Fignuts]

Lord Tensai is probably winning.

[KaosDarksol]

Miz isn't getting anywhere near the title any time soon

[Rock Bottom]

is that alex riley shadowy figure, LOL

[Tazz Dan]

Cena/Batista

[Fignuts]

tag team titles?

what are those?

[Rock Bottom]

Tensai might fight Cena.

[CSL]

wouldn't be hugely surprised to see Kofi/Truth over in that

[Emperor Smeat]

Lord Tensai is probably winning.

Yeah probably going to have him face Cena and win easily due to Cena's injuries. Either him or Mark Henry.

[Malfeitor]

What are the odds that Primo and Epico will lose the tag team titles?

[Dukelorange]

With a live sex scene in the ring?

Whatevea... Add the Brodus Clay dancers and make it a 3 on 1.

[CSL]

lol what that Mel Gibson "Get The Gringo" has been thrillingly re-titled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" over here

[KaosDarksol]

Cena/Batista

I agree

[Fignuts]

damn that olympics mom commercial is awesome.

[Dukelorange]

What are the odds that Primo and Epico will lose the tag team titles?

Slim...

[KaosDarksol]

What are the odds that Primo and Epico will lose the tag team titles?

Hopefully not if they drop the titles to anyone it should be young and oneil

[el bobbo]

Ya'll hear that pop for the tag team titles?

[Dukelorange]

The tag titles look like toys...

[ClockShot]

Helloooooooooooooooo Rosa Mendes.

[Corndad]

Rosa makes my undercarriage happy.

[Tony Revolution]

Really wish they'd push the Usos...or spend anytime whatsoever developing a tag team division

[Fignuts]

fucking love this little jimmy thing

[CSL]

Kofi dressed like a black Bananaman

[KaosDarksol]

I kinda want to see r truth win a title now just so I can see him hand it to lil jimmy to hold. i would cry with joy like a little child

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative
Our tag division may not be that diverse, but at least it's diverse. #RAWTonight

[Rock Bottom]

Every mid carder lost in "what am I even doing" syndrome needs to take lessons from R-Truth. Guy is fucking amazing.

[Keith]

Well, there's how WWE will write-off The Bella Twins, they've been "fired".

[Fignuts]

british commercials are weird.

[Juan]

So Lord Tensai vs. Cena at Over the Limit?

[Tazz Dan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Putting @<a href="https://twitter.com/TrueKofi">TrueKofi</a> with so many Wellness Policy violators is starting to feel like entrapment <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/197150238090346497" data-datetime="2012-05-01T02:27:34+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[KaosDarksol]

Every mid carder lost in "what am I even doing" syndrome needs to take lessons from R-Truth. Guy is fucking amazing.

Not every mid carder can pull it off like r truth

[DirtyD]

is that alex riley shadowy figure, LOL

I've been thinking the same thing

[Tazz Dan]

lol

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Remember when Rude and Raging Bull became The R-n-R's? Maybe Killings and Kofi Kingston should be the .... nevermind.</p>&mdash; Gregory Shane Helms (@ShaneHelmsCom) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShaneHelmsCom/status/197150601124134912" data-datetime="2012-05-01T02:29:00+00:00">May 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Fignuts]

black leaping lenny poffo

[GSP]

Slim...

Not very slim lol

[ClockShot]

Oooooookay.

[Juan]

Sounds like Rosa finally learned some new Spanish words

[Fignuts]

fuck off

[KaosDarksol]

Well I gues Abraham can recruit kofi and truth and form black peoe united now

[DirtyD]

Talking about Black wrestlers flying... ha

[Rock Bottom]

I'd suck a fart out of Rosa's ass and hold it in like a bong hit

[Fignuts]

I guess being tag champs, we won't see kofi and truth for a while.

[GSP]

I really don't like those belts. But glad they gave the belt back to kofi after bourne fucked that up.

[Tazz Dan]

Kane/Khali ugh

[el bobbo]

How can Khali have a match over 2 minutes long?