Knowing Is Half The Battle: GI Joe or Cobra?

[Kalyx triaD]

In the latest nerd-choice/talk thread we head to the battlefield where Joes and Cobra are locked in their endless struggle. Which side are you on?

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Faction:

Commanding Officer:*

Code Name:

Specialty:

Signature Weapon:

*Who you report to is important, as there's several sections within both factions. This also narrows down your specialty/loadout:

Joes:
- Duke (general duties)
- Hawk (special vehicles, better pay)
- Slaughter (heavy weapons)
- Joe Colton (old school soldier, no colorful attire here)
- Snake-Eyes (ninja shit)

Cobra:
- Cobra Commander (general duties)
- Destro/Baroness (special vehicles, better pay)
- Dr. Mindbender (experimental weapons)
- Serpentor (bladed old warrior gear, elaborate attire)
- Storm Shadow (ninja shit)

Go.

[Kalyx triaD]

Holy fuck; move to Movies/TV please.

[Kane Knight]

Is this supposed to be in the VG forum?

[Kalyx triaD]

Nah, my fuck up.

[Kane Knight]

Well, I guess that was answered.

[Kane Knight]

Just curious, but what does pay grade mean in the scheme of things?

[Kalyx triaD]

I figure some people may like getting an extra 75c for dodging red or blue lasers all day.

[Fignuts]

Cobra is just so much cooler.

Also, I want a battlefield style G.I. Joe game.

[Kalyx triaD]

Yeah, that would better than the shit based on the movie.

[XCaliber]

Doesn't matter which version Cobra all the freaking way.

[Ermaximus]

Give me a squad of Snake Eyes, Jinx, Mutt, Shipwreck, and Sgt. Slaughter all day.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gotta go with my mindset from the 80s. Good guys are awesome and bad guys suck. Sorry Cobra maybe if you didn't have the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun as Commander in the first movie I'd vote for you.

[Ermaximus]

Gotta go with my mindset from the 80s. Good guys are awesome and bad guys suck. Sorry Cobra maybe if you didn't have the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun as Commander in the first movie I'd vote for you.

Honestly, JGL is a fantastic actor. You can't tell me with a straight face that he isn't.

[Hanso Amore]

Cobra all the way - Too many stupid Early WWE type characters on the Joe side.

[Ermaximus]

Well, considering one of them WAS an early WWE character....

[whiteyford]

Goota be Cobra,just for the Dreadnoks alone.

[Funky Fly]

Gotta go with my mindset from the 80s. Good guys are awesome and bad guys suck. Sorry Cobra maybe if you didn't have the kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun as Commander in the first movie I'd vote for you.

Dude, Joseph Gordon Levitt is an excellent actor. Go watch Inception and then slap yourself.

[RoXer]

I did it!

[Kalyx triaD]

Cool. Be updating this with my choices later.