-=[(EPIC THREAD)]=- Wrestling Themed Rap Cypher!

[MisterLee]

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OK OK OK GUYS..HERE ARE THE RULES..LETS KEEP THIS THING GOING! I'll start the thread off with a line and then yall keep it going..it can be about anything wrestling related! The only thing is..whatever line I put, the response has to somehow rhyme (stupid or creative it don't matter!) SO DJ SPIN THAT TRACK!!!



Royal rumble rap cypher, and we are about to brawl

[Juan]

...........

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Looking at this thread is like banging my head on a wall.

[Blakeamus]

Skull split open for not giving this thread a chance at all.

[Shisen Kopf]

This thread coulda been awesome but nope. People gotta be no fun.

[MisterLee]

They come in and complain and then say that I'm the ridiculous one.

[Dark One]

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[CSL]

UNLIKE SHOCKMASTER-TUGBOAT CRASHING THROUGH A WALL

[CSL]

http://snacksandshit.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5e3e21c970b0120a64aa7cd970b-pi

[Lock Jaw]

YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ME, YOU GONNA TAKE THE FALL

[Curd]

My name is Mike Mondo / And I'm real mean / When I beat Victoria / I'll whack my wheen

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[Curd]

I guess my GIF of Mondo kneeling on Victoria's neck is too large to pass the forum filter. I'll save it for when I have time to make and upload a smaller one -CHEERS-
PS If the OP gives me +REP, then I will choose "EPIC" for this poll. :y:

[MisterLee]

I just +REP you, which means that I respect you,
So do as I direct you, and choose "EPIC" for this poll.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like this thread idea, but now I'm lost as to where we left off.

[MisterLee]

We left off to a bad start, so how bout a restart?
Let's be serious on our part, so please no retarded remarks.

[FourFifty]

Roses are red, violets are blue, and good music doesn't have to fucking rhyme.

[CSL]

good job it's not a thread about writing good music then

although I would like you to point out something that lyrically doesn't have any trace of rhyming that's "good music"

[CSL]

and this thread beats the piss out of those "post something mildly related to the last post" that go on for 197 pages, ditto Give A Little rn

[#BROKEN Hasney]

And I said what about, Breakfast at Tiffany's?

I would say that, but there is no way I am fucking standing up for FourFifty.

[CSL]

any trace, annyyyyyy traaaaaccccccceeeeeeee

[CSL]

you can go ahead and imagine I was repeating the 2nd part like a slightly miffed and impatient middle aged TV character portrayed by a less than average actor, possibly whilst shaking a fist in the air

[#BROKEN Hasney]

And possibly repeating it for a 3rd or 4th time, but at a higher pitch.

[MisterLee]

Yippie Ki Yay, we do this all day,
Never Over The Limit, Escape Out? There's No Way.
I'm like John Cena, I'm all about the green,
PPV on Comcast, while yall broke looking for a stream.
I'm Ryback with 2 gats but step back, I'm much bigger,
If I was a wrestler, every event would Sell, like Dolph Ziggler.
Forget Kelly Kelly, she doesn't even have real blonde hair,
What I'd rather see is Eve Torres with no skirt on, showing off her rear.

[MisterLee]

And that's the bottom line..well what's the top line?

[MisterLee]

OOOOOOH you didn't know?! Yo Booty Better Calllllll Somebodayyyy!

[MisterLee]

EPICCCCCC!

[#1-norm-fan]

I misread this as "Wrestling Themed Rap Cyber".

I was all ready to jerk off to some hot rhymes about AJ.