RAW Thread 21-5-12 - Fly Like The Wind Johnny

[CSL]

5 minutes

[Immortal Moose]

The Era of People Power continues.

[Corndad]

Cena is pissed.

[RKO'em]

Anyone have a stream? My cable box isn't working

[CSL]

busiest RAW thread ever

[McLegend]

It's too crowded in here.

[Immortal Moose]

The second the show starts, I spill my beer everywhere, not a good omen.

[RKO'em]

Big Show/Cena program? snore

[Corndad]

Still Early Gentleman.... still early.

Cena needs to go over the deep end here.

[RKO'em]

When he rambles so flamoyantly like he's doing now...ugh.

[Corndad]

Computer GM Reference lol

[McLegend]

Lock Jaw

[Corndad]

Oh Eve. My Penis throbs for you.

[Corndad]

Lol the Scooter. Amazing.

[McLegend]

That's actually pretty funny.

[CSL]

lolll the mobility scooter

[Cool King]

He has a scooter! Fantastic. :lol:

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

I give it about 4-5 weeks before he's walking normal again if it follows the same way as the other recent "serious" injuries in the WWE.

[CSL]

that's a pretty dapper suit

[Hytfod]

Hired back saturday? so that means Johnny should be DQed and Fired. correct? Since Show was an employee? haha

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Considering all the "possible" injuries @<a href="https://twitter.com/WWERawGM">WWERawGM</a> has, it doesn't give us much hope in our medical team. Surely HE has insurance <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/204741594841227265" data-datetime="2012-05-22T01:12:54+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"On my knees doing something I've never done before." There goes our PG rating <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/204742344346570752" data-datetime="2012-05-22T01:15:53+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[CSL]

that's what the thought of going to TNA will do to you

[Corndad]

That's not true Show. I was there live. You got a standing ovation as you left the ring. Moving on.

[Savio]

Big Show looks like Al Boreland

[Krimzon7]

I've never been happier to see David Otunga

[Corndad]

Where's the Thermos????

[CSL]

why is Otunga dressed as Little Red Riding Hood?

[Immortal Moose]

I like Barrett's coat better.

[Krimzon7]

I dedicate this match TO YOU, LMAO

[dhellova guy]

If Show was re-hired on Saturday, wouldn't that make him under contract during the PPV, and therefore shouldn't he be fired now?

Just sayin...

[Dukelorange]

I guess Big Show doesn't check twitter about what was up....

Even so, I wonder if Damien Sandow would come out and educate the unwashed masses about what an antihero is.

[Krimzon7]

Where's the Thermos????

YOu want him to double fist? I'm not sure he can walk talk hold the mic and hold a thermos at the same time.

[nolanve]

Show was alright I guess. Nothing great.

[Krimzon7]

If Show was re-hired on Saturday, wouldn't that make him under contract during the PPV, and therefore shouldn't he be fired now?

Just sayin...

You and your fucking LOGIC :shifty:

[Dukelorange]

Hired back saturday? so that means Johnny should be DQed and Fired. correct? Since Show was an employee? haha

And Triple H was supposed to approve of this as well right? Talk about plot holes...

[KIRA]

Otunga is disturbing to look at shirtless

like Carlton Banks on a diet of Growth hormones and baby oil

[Krimzon7]

Otunga is disturbing to look at shirtless

WHY? Can you not handle that much Chocolate? or is it the oil? He looks like one sweaty field Nigga

[Innovator]

Quiet Cole, everyone here would pose for Eve

[Krimzon7]

NEXUS???

[el bobbo]

GET EM!!!

[Savio]

The Nexus is back!

[CSL]

Otunga is pretty much the black Brooklyn Brawler at this point

[Corndad]

Reks and Hawkins!!!

What is this Nexus part 2?

[nolanve]

What is going on... jobber central.

[CSL]

chyeah Hawkins and Reks tho

[KIRA]

Oh God Hawkins on Raw Reks even more of a shock

[Cool King]

I like Hawkins & Reks.

[Krimzon7]

QUICK CHECK for the job squad 2012

[Immortal Moose]

Reks and Hawkins on RAW :y:

[nolanve]

Let's make it a tag team match.

[CSL]

Eve is the same colour as Sheamus's hair

[Krimzon7]

Eve is the same colour as Sheamus's hair

and she makes me as erect as Sheamus's mowhawk

[KIRA]

I was praying for Sheamus to kick Cena


lol Jobbers Pulling a Nexus beatdown only to fail

[Corndad]

I feel Raw will end with things destroyed and Cena and Sheamus laid out in the ring ala Nexus 2. I kinda hope it does. Eh. Fuck it. Will end with something lame from Big Show.

[Cool King]

Eve is the same colour as Sheamus's hair

Her clothes are also the same colour as his skin.

[Corndad]

Santino lol It's not even a real Cobra

[Cool King]

"From some crazy place in Mexico." :lol:

[Krimzon7]

God Dayum I love Santino

[Krimzon7]

1,000 Raws....Holy SHIT

[Skippord]

no one made a Tyler Reksus joke?

[KIRA]

He stole Cruella Devilles ride!

[Krimzon7]

Did you see how that Fuckface slammed that door? That car cost more than your measly life is worth!!!

[Skippord]

so who introduced WWE to dubstep?

[Krimzon7]

some of those whore divas

[KIRA]

Did you see how that Fuckface slammed that door? That car cost more than your measly life is worth!!!


I know actually cringed and yelled "you stupid cunt"

[Corndad]

Chris. Jericho.

[Immortal Moose]

I guess Jericho's staying for a bit longer.

Hopefully.

[McLegend]

Sweet Jericho/Orton feud.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finally Jericho to get revenge for Orton punting him out of the WWE.

[CSL]

Jericho appears to have been to The Miz Promo School

[Hytfod]

Welp, Jericho has lost it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Are they chanting "you suck" to Jericho? How dare those unwashed masses besmirch Jericho's name.

Looks like Jeircho is staying a bit longer and this time a bit more loonier than before.

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative ‏@WWE_Creative
Yes, @IAmJericho is the best in the world at what he does, be it intense promos or wearing leather pants #RAWTonight

[Corndad]

YES!

[Immortal Moose]

The Summer of YES!

[ClockShot]

Evening folks.

[Corndad]

Hope this Feud goes all the way to Summer Slam

[Keith]

Hey, great. Punk presents other wrestler's opponents.

And does commentary.

[Corndad]

Punk on Commentary = Win

[Immortal Moose]

Punk on commentary is the goods.

[CSL]

lol that spot was great

[Corndad]

Love that Chair spot

[ClockShot]

That was quick.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Did we give @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a> the ability to book matches? Probably did that on Saturday when we re-signed Big Show <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/204754661721382912" data-datetime="2012-05-22T02:04:50+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

I'm waiting for Beth to just walk past them in the hallway.

[el bobbo]

I've had that facial reaction too many times.

[Corndad]

Punk looking for someone else lol

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[DirtyD]

well she is a better crier that Big Show

[Keith]

I didn't really get that segment, but AJ is beautiful, so = win.

[CSL]

what happened with AJ, Brit version came back from the break right at the end and cut away

[KIRA]

Shes going all mickie james single white female.

[ClockShot]

Christian got quite the introduction.

[Immortal Moose]

what happened with AJ, Brit version came back from the break right at the end and cut away

Punk pity hug.

[RKO'em]

Digging Christian as a face, wonder how long that will last

[Corndad]

I'm kinda glad Christian is a face again. They were starting to lack in the upper mid carder BabyFace area

[Cool King]

It's weird to think that just five weeks ago, Christian was calling me and the rest of the Glasgow crowd, "dobbers".

Now here he is as a face and Intercontinental Champion.

[el bobbo]

This guy still has a job?

[Corndad]

Jinder Mahal gets a Raw match before he gets cut. How nice.

[ClockShot]

Tiger Ali Singh?

Wait, wrong guy.

[Immortal Moose]

So much for the Bulleit, on to the Wild Turkey, not that I need liquor to enjoy Christian, just Jinder.

[Hanso Amore]

Bringing back the Frog Splash?

[el bobbo]

Nice! That's a much easier finisher to pull off for him.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Crazy chicks!I like 'em. No offense. @<a href="https://twitter.com/bakeanddestroy">bakeanddestroy</a></p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/204759985907970049" data-datetime="2012-05-22T02:25:59+00:00">May 22, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

No Cole, Christian has been using the Frog Splash since Eddie died.

[Corndad]

Im gonna take a wild guess and say one of those guys will be Tensai.

[RKO'em]

Pull the trigger on Kharma, plz

[ClockShot]

Dumb blonde, Memorial Day is next week.

[Corndad]

Beth may kill Kelly here.

[Cool King]

Normally, Lawler's perving on the Divas doesn't bother me, but I find the way he pervs on Kelly Kelly a bit annoying. :-\

[Innovator]

WWE Creative ‏<s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative) Probably not a good idea to let <s>@</s>TheBethPhoenix (https://twitter.com/#%21/TheBethPhoenix) go out there one segment after <s>@</s>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) said he's dated crazy chicks <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

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[CSL]

CLITFIST

[Innovator]

#crazychicks is now trending

[Corndad]

Well that Glam Slam could have been done better but eh.

[ClockShot]

WWE Creative ‏<S>@</S>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative)Probably not a good idea to let <S>@</S>TheBethPhoenix (https://twitter.com/#%21/TheBethPhoenix) go out there one segment after <S>@</S>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) said he's dated crazy chicks <S>#</S>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

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Further proof creative is keeping tabs on TPWW. :yes:

[Corndad]

That scooter is ratings.

[ClockShot]

Is that from Hoveround or The Scooter Store? A Jazzy perhaps?

I can't tell.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Simpsons only has 508 episodes?

Figured it was a lot higher for something that is over 20 years old.

[CSL]

#HEELtime

[Innovator]

Vickie looking good as always these days.

[Cool King]

So it's Ziggler, Swagger and Tensai then.

[el bobbo]

oh god...

[Corndad]

Coulda called that one

[Innovator]

http://www.barbershopwindow.com/IMAGES/EMPTY%20STOMACH%20CARDIO.jpg

[Cool King]

He ain't no longer a Lord.

[CSL]

Fuji Jr.

take it they dropped the Lord part

[Gone Mad]

Tensai's theme should be "The Sound of Silence." Just listen to that crowd...

[Innovator]

Tensai lost the Lord title.

[ClockShot]

I would have gone for overkill and went with Big Show and Tensai. And flip a coin with Zigswag as the third wheel.

[Corndad]

aka they are all Heels. Just say it King

[el bobbo]

I don't see one superstar who is a face... i mean a friend of sheamus or cena's

[Innovator]

LumberjaNXT

[Cool King]

Jericho wearing that god-awful bee T-shirt.

[RKO'em]

wow, just realized that pretty much the whole tag team division are heels

[CSL]

Johnny Curtis would have lumberjacked the shit out of this

[Skippord]

Regular Tensai or Tensai lite?

[CSL]

sickkk line

[Skippord]

they should have changed his name to Lord

[Skippord]

he could have been Shawn Michaels tag team partner 6 years ago

[RKO'em]

Tensai looking like shit

[Corndad]

There has been way too much Jinder Mahal in this last hour.

[Skippord]

I'm honestly surprised people remember Albert well enough to sarcastically chant it

[RKO'em]

I'm honestly surprised people remember Albert well enough to sarcastically chant it

Yeah me too.

[el bobbo]

I can't take Albert. I just can't enjoy anything with him being called Tensai.

[RKO'em]

Tensai is busted open

[Corndad]

Tell em Titus

[Innovator]

Holy fuck this heat is neverending.

[Skippord]

so if the contract is Iron Clad why not just beat the shit out of Laurinaitis?

[Skippord]

I fast forwarded through the first segment btw

[ClockShot]

Time to wrap this up, I'm fading fast.

[McLegend]

Does Albert look a little slow to anyone?

[Skippord]

Tensai's breathing is starting to concern me

[RKO'em]

Yeah, I'm glad this all is going to be 3 hours long soon

[CSL]

Sheamus has seemed "out of it" for a few minutes

[RKO'em]

shoulder block!

[CSL]

eatingggg up that hot tag

[Corndad]

Cena just totally jumped down in the middle of that lol

[RKO'em]

Call for the bell you idiot ref

[Immortal Moose]

so if the contract is Iron Clad why not just beat the shit out of Laurinaitis?

Because...?

[Corndad]

Oh shit just got real.

[Mr. Pierre]

the fuck is going on

[Skippord]

things breaking out into a riot is probably grounds for a firing WWE Board Of Directors

[Corndad]

Ezekiel Jackson sighting

[ClockShot]

No ref to administer a 10 count?

[Mr. Pierre]

sounded like Show's fist was shot out of a fucking cannon

[Immortal Moose]

That was an abrupt end

[Flash Funk]

Do not want to come off as a typical IWC whiner, so I will list some things I have enjoyed lately. Dolph, DB vs. Punk, more tag team wrestling.

But the last three Raws have been lackluster. And does anyone really care about Show vs. Cena 12? Just seems like there is no emphasis on anything since Mania. Create a "Road to SummerSlam" and make the summer months matter.

[Dukelorange]

The Simpsons only has 508 episodes?

Figured it was a lot higher for something that is over 20 years old.

You have to figure in that the Simpsons doesn't run new episodes over the summer. While they are writing and animating new eps, RAW is still cranking out new episodes. So every year, while Simpsons may have 22 episodes a year, RAW shows 52.

[St. Jimmy]

Minus Punk/Danielson this show was the shits. Jesus. This is going to THREE HOURS soon? Really?

[Keith]

Yeah, I never like to whine, and I never like to hear/read people say "RAW sucked", but this RAW really wasn't that good. WWE kinda "mailed it in" tonight.

[Shisen Kopf]

I didn't think that show was terrible but it was very mediocre. It started off good but the end was a clusterfuck. Jericho is starting to bore me. They need to turn him face.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

People liked clusterfucks back in the attitude era.

[Damndirty]

Oh... Cena vs. Show... yay.

[Damndirty]

How is it, really, that WWE gets as much positive attention as it does with repetitive storylines and contradictary plotholes. Makes me feel kinda stupid for watching it sometimes.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The RAW report read pretty well to me this week. Punk and Bryan's feud sounds absolutely hilarious. I love that Punk got Kane to go after Bryan as payback, as I feel that Punk should be a more "cerebral" babyface, and him getting the better of Bryan is actually somewhat interesting. Also, Punk the girlfriend stealer could be a lot of fun. I'm not entirely convinced that AJ won't flip and go back to Bryan's camp, however.

They should have had Dolph Ziggler pin John Cena in the Handicap Match, though. It's time to start building that guy up.

Also, Christian will make an awesome face and an awesome Intercontinental Champion. The only thing I would have changed is making Christian a "fighting champion" and made his match against Jinder Mahal for the title.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I kind of want Curt Hawkins to turn face and go around wearing red and yellow and proclaiming that "Hawkamania is runnin' wild." Put him in a tag team with Zack Ryder again, and I guarantee merchandise will be moved.

[St. Jimmy]

No one will ever care about Curt Hawkins. Please stop.

[MoFo]

Hot thread

This was really bad

Think I skipped 93%

Ace on his scooter and Orton/Del Rio could not save

[Tommy Gunn]

Skipped through most of Raw. John Cena vs Big Show is curtain jerk material at best. At least they've kept both guys away from the title.

I respect Big Show and the success he's achieved, but he's at the point where he needs to put over younger guys clean for a year and retire gracefully. Think about it, someone up and coming could have had this spot in a shock heel turn. Someone who needs the rub.

[PrettyCool]

Jericho has some gay ass pants, tight around his ass, wtf.

[Innovator]

So you checked out Jericho's ass?

[PrettyCool]

So you checked out Jericho's ass?

No ew I just noticed that his pants are tight

[Mr. Nerfect]

Skipped through most of Raw. John Cena vs Big Show is curtain jerk material at best. At least they've kept both guys away from the title.

I respect Big Show and the success he's achieved, but he's at the point where he needs to put over younger guys clean for a year and retire gracefully. Think about it, someone up and coming could have had this spot in a shock heel turn. Someone who needs the rub.

The epic heel turn of Trent "No One Notices Me" Barreta.