Spoilers for some show called Smackdown... 5/25

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FULL WWE SMACKDOWN SPOILERS

By Rick Gasper on 2012-05-22 20:37:25
Smackdown Smackdown starts with Eve Torres coming out on behalf of John Laurinaitis. Alberto Del Rio comes out asking to face Sheamus for the World title at No Way Out. Randy Orton, then Kane came out as well pleading their case and demanding a shot at the title. There will be a Triple Threat match later with the winner getting the PPV title shot.
*WWE Intercontinental champion Christian defeated Hunico.
*Titus O'Neal and Darren Young defeated The Usos.
*Cody Rhodes promo on getting the IC title back.
*Ryback, sporting a black eye, defeats two wrestlers.
*They air a promo announcing Sin Cara will return next week.
*WWE United States champion Santino Marella defeated Ricardo Rodriguez.
*World champion Sheamus came out and acted as if he was going to apologize for running through John Laurinaitis on Raw but of course, in the end, he didn't.
*World champ Sheamus defeated Jack Swagger in a good match with the Brogue Kick.
*Damien Sandow defeated Yoshi Tatsu with the neckbreaker.
The Big Show came out in a tie. He got YOU SOLD OUT chants. He explained that he backed Big Johnny for a big bonus and to get his job back. The crowd chanted for John Cena.
The main event was a Triple Threat Match. Daniel Bryan ran in and distracted Kane. Alberto Del Rio got the win and will face Sheamus at the PPV.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I will watch for Christian, Hunico, Ricardo Rodriguez, Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan.

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan vs Kane..yeah..cant wait for that

[Droford]

also a shitty show for my birthday

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is Kane a face again now then?

[Innovator]

So who is beating whom in the turn department, Kane or Show?

[MoFo]

10 - 0

FEED ME MOAR

[Ermaximus]

Sin Cara returns next week!

[Shisen Kopf]

Other than Ryback I don't see the point of taping this show

[Ermaximus]

Too many blacks and beaners right Shisen?

[Kapoutman]

SANDOW!

Plus Rodriguez wrestling could be funny.

[Flash Funk]

So if Daniel is going to fued with Kane, who does CM Punk get?

[Ermaximus]

Daniel Bryan still. Willing to bet they have a submission match at No Way Out.

[Dukelorange]

Cody and Christian had good matches that the IC title was either defended or displayed... Santino is fighting Ricardo... I wonder which title looks more important at this point...

Plus no AJ match... WTF?

[Droford]

So if Daniel is going to fued with Kane, who does CM Punk get?

TENSAI!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

HURRAY FOR THE RETURN OF BOTCH CARA.

No buys.

[MoFo]

Santino & Rick Rod as a team would be lulz.

[Ermaximus]

Hey, remember that time in the 2012 Royal Rumble when Ricardo eliminated Justin Gabriel? Yeah, me too!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Guessing Kane will just be added into the Punk vs Bryan feud to make it a triple threat.

[Mr. Nerfect]

HURRAY FOR THE RETURN OF BOTCH CARA.

No buys.

No buys? Really? You do realise that Sin Cara is literally one of the only guys on the roster who has actually been a draw at some point in his career, right?

Not only is the WWE wise to bring Sin Cara back, but they would be wise to have him put over big at some point in the near future. When it comes time for Jericho to leave the WWE, a Mask vs. Career Match between the two could be absolutely huge.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Daniel Bryan still. Willing to bet they have a submission match at No Way Out.

I think you'll end up being right. I'm also calling that the finish will see AJ throwing in the towel for Punk, causing Bryan to become the new WWE Champion.

[Ultra Mantis]

Got a feeling that Kane is going to make the Punk / Bryan feud fucking horrible by kidnapping AJ and threating to rape her or whatever he usually does. Cue Punk with the reluctant save.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Kane put over Bryan en route to Bryan getting another WWE Title shot, it would actually make Bryan look like a fucking killer for that match. Just saying.

[St. Jimmy]

No buys? Really? You do realise that Sin Cara is literally one of the only guys on the roster who has actually been a draw at some point in his career, right?

Not only is the WWE wise to bring Sin Cara back, but they would be wise to have him put over big at some point in the near future. When it comes time for Jericho to leave the WWE, a Mask vs. Career Match between the two could be absolutely huge.

NO BUYS.

[Skippord]

Got a feeling that Kane is going to make the Punk / Bryan feud fucking horrible by kidnapping AJ and threating to rape her or whatever he usually does. Cue Punk with the reluctant save.
what if AJ kidnapped Kane and threatened to rape him? wouldn't that change everything?

[Skippord]

and I have a new erotic wrestling fan fiction to write

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sin Cara is money waiting to be printed.

[Ultra Mantis]

what if AJ kidnapped Kane and threatened to rape him? wouldn't that change everything?

That would actually be better. Still awful, but better. Replace Kane with Kaitlyn and the angle could be saved.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Damien Sandow is your next Intercontinental Champion.

[Ermaximus]

Guessing Kane will just be added into the Punk vs Bryan feud to make it a triple threat.

But if it's a submission match, how would Kane win? Does he even have a submission move in his arsenal?

[screech]

Kane wins by way of being Kane.

[Ermaximus]

So he rapes CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, AJ, Kaitlyn, Booker T, Michael Cole, and the ref all at the same time?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That's the money match anyway.

[MoFo]

and I have a new erotic wrestling fan fiction to write


Found 1 for you on teh tumblrs
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[Skippord]

that is pretty fucking sexy

[Ermaximus]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

George Takei should be brought in as one of Tensai's "worshippers."

[Gertner]

I'm just gonna tape the Ryback match and watch it over and over again for 2 hours.

[Streamer]

Ryeback is weird lookin. His head is like a pine cone but without the pine cone smell or it's not made of wood u know?

[Skippord]

Ryback's eye is fucked

[Skippord]

and Sandow is just the best

[Road Warrior]

Agreed, Sandow is the goods. Also it's nice to see some guys debuting who actually have gimmicks in Sandow and Ryback.

[Ultra Mantis]

Bryan going nuts with the chair as the crowd chanted "YES" was brilliant.

[Triple Naitch]

Sandow was great.

"Please get him off of me, referee. Do your job. Thank you."

[Gertner]

What's awesome about Sandow is that he actually has a character. I said a while ago that what I liked about Clay is that he has an identity. Same with Sandow, and both are gonna be over as fuck, along with Ryback. This is what the WWE needs to get back to: having wrestlers with identifiable gimmicks. MMA has had a terrible influence on the WWE. How many more of these "intense" gimmicks or "cocky" gimmicks do they need. Such a breath of fresh air.

[St. Jimmy]

Can't wait for the debut of that Repo Man, he's such a breath of fresh air.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Damien Sandow is marvellous. I cannot wait to see his match with Yoshi Tatsu.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only thing is, I wish Sandow was still doing the Crossface Chickenwing instead of the Neck-Tie Neckbreaker. :-\

[Ermaximus]

So then we're all in agreement? Antonio Cesaro is fucked?

[Blitz]

I hope this is the start of an angle where it's revealed that Ryback has a girlfriend who physically abuses him.

[Blitz]

And his girlfriend is Kharma.

[Ermaximus]

I hope this is the start of an angle where it's revealed that Ryback has a girlfriend who physically abuses him.

And his girlfriend is Kharma.

Love the idea, but given how the WWE is, and with our luck, it'd end up being Aksana or Shaul Guerrero.

[Mr. Nerfect]

So then we're all in agreement? Antonio Cesaro is fucked?

Absolutely not. In fact, I think Cesaro has a better shot of getting over long-term than Tensai does at the moment. If Cesaro's whole shtick was that he is Swiss, he'd be on even ground with Tensai. Or if his entire shtick was that he was a former rugby player, then he'd be on even ground with Tensai. Or if his entire shtick was that he had competed all over the world, he'd be on even ground with Tensai. Or if his whole shtick was that he spoke a few languages then he'd be on even ground with Tensai.

The thing is, Cesaro's shtick is all these things, plus he stole the very sympathetic Teddy Long's girlfriend. In the ring, he's doing things that are so subtly heelish, but he's also looking dominant and credible. I don't think Cesaro is hurting at all. In fact, he might even be the next Intercontinental Champion. I may have lied when I said it was going to be Sandow.

[XCaliber]

So then we're all in agreement? Antonio Cesaro is fucked?

If he continues to use that crappy generic theme and if Sandow had tights that were as classy as his robe then i'd say yes absolutely.

[CSL]

I hope this is the start of an angle where it's revealed that Ryback has a girlfriend who physically abuses him.

good lord this would be the greatest thing of all time

[CSL]

just checked out Sandow's match, was enjoyable, especially the rolling through after the leg sweep and the finish, looked great. Be interesting to hear what kind of a reaction he gets/connection he makes on a live show, looks like quite a bit of dubbing since most of the crowd appeared to be sitting on their hands from the hard cam

Santino and RR was fun

[CSL]

great little Young/Titus/Usos segment, who knew the Uso's had some personality

Darren Young's hair is ridiculous tho, looks like a black 70's Ken doll

[Skippord]

Barbie's Jungle Fever is easily the best playset ever made