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[King Jericho]

I know that its just a ploy to get people to sign up for there website or what not but when I read the wrestling headlines and read the small captions at the bottom, they always make me laugh, cos they are so far fetched at times and also so 'mark-ish'

I'll post a few that i've just randomly taken from the news headlines:

<font color=red><b>Stacy Keibler STRIP SHOW Planned for RAW - Can't Wait? (PREVIEW)

BREAKING: Eric Bischoff *QUITS* WWE & Re-Creates WCW; (DETAILS >>)

Goldberg vs. Austin In TNA *CONTRACTS SIGNED* (WOW!)

NWA-TNA *INVASION* Next Week On RAW (GO Now >>)</b></font>

There just some to name a few, so I thought it would be a laugh to create our own ones, say whatever you want... :y:

[King Jericho]

Heres some of mine:

STEVE AUSTIN: WOW!!!; COMES BACK AND IS NEW CHAMP!!!; (COMFIRMED WOW!!)

TRIPLE H; Fired from WWE after sleeping with Bischoff; HHH and Bischoff start WCW RETURN!

VINCE; Sells WWE to former WCW owner TED TURNER; !!!"£laskeuif (WOW, YES!!!!)))

[big_bluto]

MOLLY HOLLY: New Vivid PORN girl (CLICK HERE FOR FREE VIDEO)

BOB HOLLY PUSH! Hardcore to take title from JBL at Summerslam! (!!AWESOME!!)

SHOCK: Ferocious Shows Pure Ass (*PICS INSIDE*>>)

VINCE: TPWW.net write WWE storylines - STEPH FIRED! Now STRIPPER! (DETAILS>>)

[The Ravishing One]

:lol:

[ColdwaVer]

<font color=red><b>HHH to regain title at Bad Blood, drop it on Raw to EUGENE! Details inside!

Austin returns to WWE, taking new role as in-crowd BEER VENDOR!

WWE to sign TWO HEADED WRESTLER! Will job to self!

BREAKING NEWS: Vince McMahon assassination plot revealed! HHH points finger at Jericho!</font color></b>

[Loose Cannon]

LAMO. Yeah I know, I see these things all the time.

**BRET HART SPOTTED TALKING BACKSTAGE WITH LANCE STORM AND CHRIS BENOIT: POSSIBLE HART FOUNDATION REUNION STORYLINE.

**Vince McMahon seen watching TNA: Possible Invasion Storyline Planned.

**Breaking News: Angle quits WWE and Signs with the NFL

[Ricky]

<font color=red><b>EXCLUSIVE Stacy Keibler PLAYBOY photos inside! Admits having crush on TRISH STRATUS WOW! (Click HERE for more)

Paul Heyman purchases ECW name back from Vince McMahon! TV deal on Monday nights CONFIRMED!

BREAKING NEWS: Bret Hart secretly signs deal with Vince McMahon last night! Re-match with Shawn Micheals this Monday on Raw CONFIRMED! Click here for EXCLUSIVE details!</font color></b>

[big_bluto]

BREAKING NEWS: Vince Is SANTA! (CLICK HERE FOR MORe>>>)

Latest Update: Previous Poster Has Dyslexia (CONFIRMED>>)

[King Jericho]

OMG! Jacqueline beats Chavo for Crusierweight Championship! PICS! WOW;;;;;
:shifty:

[Ricky]

LOL

[Xero]

BREAKING NEWS!: ANDRE THE GIANT NOT dead! To face HOGAN at first big TNA PPV!

GIRLS: TRIPLE H poses for PLAYGIRL! STEPH not happy! To LEAVE Hunter! (EXCLUSIVE PICS!! >>>)

BRET HART spotted at House Show, REVEALS UPCOMING STORYLINE! (OH MY GOD! >>>)

UNDERTAKER wearing WIG at House Show; LIGHTS Kane ON FIRE! KANE OUT FOR 10 MONTHS!

TRIPLE H tears QUAD AGAIN! Out SEVEN YEARS! KEVIN NASH to replace him! (Full details + Video of TRIPLE H's surgery! >>>)

STEVE AUSTIN resigned! Beats down LINDA, FIRED AGAIN! (EXCLUSIVE AUDIO! >>>)

WWE to RELEASE several MAIN EVENTERS, including THREE CHAMPIONS! (WE KNOW WHO! >>>)

WRITING TEAM has heads up their ASSES! (EXCLUSIVE VIDEO! >>>)

EUGENE to drop RETARD gimmick, to be the next HBK... With EPILEPSY! (EXLUSIVE scans of the plans! >>>)

DUDLEY BOYZ fired for giving WOOD to STEPH... Later REHIRED after STEPH explained that they were litterally giving her TREE BARK!

GOD to make SPECIAL APPEARENCE at RAW! To answer ONE QUESTION! (WHO IS GOD!? WE KNOW!!!! >>>)

SCOTTY shows LINDA the WORM, to be PUSHED to MAIN EVENT!

SCOTT HALL and JAKE ROBERTS found STREAKING in NEW YORK! To be HIRED by TNA as "THE WILD DRUNKEN STREAKERS!"

JLB arrested for BACK TAXES! CLOTHESLINES police! (EXCLUSIVE MUGSHOT!)

HBK SUPERKICKS PRIEST for telling him he's AHEAD of his game! To go to HELL! (EXLUSIVE interview with SATAN!)



I could go on and on, maybe I'll come back later...

[Ricky]

LMAO

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO XERO. You get rep for that.

[Nowhere Man]

BRET HART spotted in his house today by internet stalker! CONFIRMED REMATCH WITH HBK AT SUMMERSLAM!!!!!! (PICS INSIDE)

CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN ON WEBMASTER'S KEYBOARD! CONFIRMS STACY KEIBLER PLAYBOY SHOOT!!!! (PICS INSIDE)

STACY KEIBLER SPOTTED BACKSTAGE AT WWE EVENT, POSSIBLE REMATCH WITH HBK AT SUMMERSLAM! CONFIRMS BRET HART PLAYBOY SHOOT!!!! (PICS INSIDE)

[Xero]

LMAO XERO. You get rep for that.
:y:

[Jonster]

<font color="#99CCFF">ANGLE'S neck SURGERY takes place (EXCLUSIVE PICTURES! >>> CLICK)

I dunno, maybe tomorrow, I'm not feeling too creative atm :(</font>

[Corkscrewed]

John Bradshaw Layfield Exclusive Sex Scandal with Mexican Immigrants! Details Here!

Steph, Trish, Gail Kim, Torrie Wilson Orgy Pix!!! <<< CLICK HERE!!! >>>

Ric Flair Successfully Removes Head from Ass! No LIE! Exclusive Operation Photos!

EXCLUSIVE PICS OF GARY COLEMAN'S WWE DEBUT!!!

Undertaker to take on Chuck Norris at Judgement Day! Details here!!!

Triple H Agrees to Never Hold a Title Again! Exclusive pics of Hell freezing Over HERE!!!

[The Ravishing One]

LMAO XERO. You get rep for that.

[The Ravishing One]

:lol: @ Corky's Triple H headline

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Triple H Agrees to Never Hold a Title Again! Exclusive pics of Hell freezing Over HERE!!!

An alternative would've been:

Triple H Agrees to Never Hold a Title Again! Satan spotted buying ice-skates - Exclusive pics HERE!!!

[Corkscrewed]

I like mine better, but I might be biased. :cool:

[Ferocious]

SHOCK: Ferocious Shows Pure Ass (*PICS INSIDE*>>)
PMFSL (chortles as his gimmick slowly gets over)

[Evolution]

EXCLUSIVE: BRET HART NOT RETURNING TO WWE ANY TIME SOON (I GUARANTEE WE'RE THE *ONLY* WRESTLING NEWS SITE TO REPORT THIS)

PICS INSIDE: DEBRA'S REVENGE ON STEVE AUSTIN [IMG]WWW.EBAY.COM/ITEM_739573[IMG]

SHOCK REPORT: SCOTT STEINER ADMITS HE HAS EXPERIMENTED WITH STEROIDS (PICS INSIDE)

[Ferocious]

SHOCK AS NEW POSTER AT RAJAH'S MAKES DEBUT - GOLDBIRD ASKS WHO'S NEXT?

[Evolution]

/\ LMFAO!

[Goldbird]

EXCLUSIVE: AUSTIN LANDS BACK IN JAIL AGAIN AFTER HITTING VINCE (PICS INSIDE)

JAZZ ADMITS THAT SHE IS LESBIAN! (FULL STORY INSIDE)

COLD-BLOODED WRESTLER SIGNED FROM ICELAND! (PICS AND FULL INTERVIEW)

WWE TO PUSH FUNAKI AS MAIN-EVENTER (WE KNOW WHY!!!)

KANE ACKNOWLEDGES UNDERTAKER AS HIS REAL BROTHER! (EXCLUSIVE STORY INSIDE)

VINCE BUYS OFF TWA WITH $10!!! (DETAILS INSIDE)

[King Jericho]

<font size=6><font color=red>WWE to SUE TPWW for RUINING 3 YEARS WORTH of SCRIPT;;;; WHY!? THIS THREAD ALONE!! (SEE PIXXXXXX OF ALL POSTERS IN COURT!!!!;;;=))) (MORE DETIALS INSIDE)))!!;</font></font>

[Dave Youell]

<font size=6><font color=red>WWE to SUE TPWW for RUINING 3 YEARS WORTH of SCRIPT;;;; WHY!? THIS THREAD ALONE!! (SEE PIXXXXXX OF ALL POSTERS IN COURT!!!!;;;=))) (MORE DETIALS INSIDE)))!!;</font></font>
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[King Jericho]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:D

[Lamuella]

STING in GAY MARRIAGE angle with Kurt Angle!! Details ---->

JAZZ admits she's DON CHEADLE. EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!!!>

Jesus christ to wrestle HHH on PPV! HHH to go over!

[Lamuella]

WWE unveils newest signing's entrance video! (http://picard.ytmnd.com)

[King Jericho]

WWE unveils newest signing's entrance video! (http://picard.ytmnd.com)

And just like Star Trek he would have people 'beaming down' that you've never seen before, to job to him (or HHH)

LOL that was always great in Star Trek, if a guy in a bright red jumper was beaming down then you knew SOMEONE was bound to die :roll:

[Lamuella]

and we have a Ready Made Feud (http://generalzod.ytmnd.com/) for him

[King Jericho]

Was that one of the guys that superman had to fight in the movie?? :?:

[Lamuella]

it was the godlike Terrence Stamp as GENERAL ZOD!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

[King Jericho]

*Kneels* (In a non provocative way of course* :shifty: )

[Disturbed316]

UNDERTAKER TO HAVE SHOOTOUT WITH BILLY 'THE KID' AT HIGH NOON!!!! DETAILS INSIDE >>>>>>>>>

ok its a slight rip off from earlier :-\

[King Jericho]

PAUL BEARER;; has LYPO on HIS PENIS, STACEY is SECRETLY A MAN, MIZARK HENRY TO RETURN>> Next WOMANS CHAMP;;;!!11

JOHN CENA BATTLE RAPS EMINEM, THE EMINEM IS SUPRISE HEEL TURN F-U's CENA AND WINS U.S CHAMPIONSHIP>>>>>> Click here!!

[Disturbed316]

TRIPLE H SEEN ARRIVING AT SMACKDOWN PPV JUDGEMENT DAY! HIS NOSE ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLIER!!! SEE PICS HERE >>>>>>>>>

I love that gag :'(

[King Jericho]

TRIPLE H SEEN ARRIVING AT SMACKDOWN PPV JUDGEMENT DAY! HIS NOSE ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLIER!!! SEE PICS HERE >>>>>>>>>

I love that gag :'(

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!?!?! GIVE ME THE LINK!!!111 :eek:

[Disturbed316]

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!?!?! GIVE ME THE LINK!!!111 :eek:

here :shifty:

http://www.triplehhasabignosewankbastardtwatface.com

[King Jericho]

OMG!! You were right!! :eek:

That second pic was great, i love your website, can i sign up!!!111 I want my username to be :ihearttaker: k, thanks11

[Kazara]

Ol-l /\/\y g0d!!111 l-l-l-l 100k1n 4t t3h pr0n!!111 DOes hiz /\/\0mmy or Stephzerzz know?

**~*~*~*~* Click Herre!11~*~*~*~*

[thuganomicalcrippler]

BILL GATES TO BUY OUT WWE!!! APPEARANCE CONFIRMED FOR RAW (CLICK HERE>>)

STONE COLD MAKES RETURN UNDER MYSTERIO'S MASK, REY'S "GIDDINESS" A COVERUP (READ FULL DETAILS>>>)

HOGAN TO GIVE UP WRESTLING CAREER AND BECOME JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL! SIMON FIRED! (WOW!)

HBK TO RETIRE AT SUMMERSLAM AFTER LAST MATCH AGAINST ---- ULTIMATE WARRIOR??

TRIPLE H MARRIES WWE! HUGE VINCE DEATH ANGLE PLANNED; EVOLUTION TO SMACKDOWN (Shocking!)

[Azriel]

TRISH STRATUS TO HAVE NEW STREAKER ANGLE ON RAW (SHOCKING!)

SHAWN MICHAEL DOES SHOOT HEEL PROMO ON GOD!! OUR SITE HAS THE EXCLUSIVE

[Evil Vito]

<font color=red><b>Rhyno FIRED after GLUING the World Heavyweight Title to CHRIS BENOIT'S WAIST. HHH UPSET. (Exclusive PICS>>>)</b></font>

[Mike the Metal Ed]

<font color="red"><b>Jesus Christ re-appears at Bad Blood

Bad Blood Jesus jobs to TRIPLE H PICS INSIDE>>>>></b></font>

[Xero]

VINCE McMAHON and TRIPLE H to tag to go aginst GOD and JESUS at BAD BLOOD! BRET HART to SCREW VINCE! (WE HAVE THE PLANS! >>>)

UNDERTAKER loses HAT, VERY upset, 10,000 DOLLAR REWARD! (TAKER HAND MADE POSTER INSIDE! >>>)

MICK FOLEY to write EROTIC FICTION for CHILDREN! (WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE EXCERPTS! >>>)

KEVIN NASH and TRIPLE H both tear QUAD in BED with WHO!?!?!? (WE KNOW, AND IT'S NOT STEPH!! >>>)

ECW RETURN! RICO to lead ECW to PRIME TIME!!! (HEYMAN'S OUT, AND WE KNOW WHY! >>>)

MICHAEL JACKSON to make APPEARENCE on RAW. To SEXUALLY ABUSE HUNTER! (WE HAVE THE TEST TAPE! >>>)

HULK HOGAN to WWE, this time to SHOOT on VINCE and KILL HIM ON AIR! (WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE AUDIO OF HULK ADMITING IT! >>>)

RICO back to RAW, to be MAIN EVENTER! First feud: A TRIAN! (WE HAVE PICS OF A TRAIN AND RICO HUGGING! >>>)

BROCK LESNAR wants BACK in WWE, VINCE says "F*CK OFF!" BROCK TO TNA! (WE HAVE VIDEO OF VINCE SAYING F*CK OFF!!!!! >>>)

TRIPLE H JUMPS off ROOF ala MICK FOLEY! TEARS QUAD! (WE HAVE VIDEO, ITS EVEN WORSE QUALITY THAN FOLEY'S JUMP! >>>)

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP becoming SMACKDOWN! WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! CHAVO to pull a HARVEY WHIPPLEMAN! (WE HAVE PICS OF THE DRESS!! >>>)

TRIPLE H gets HAIR STUCK in VACCUME! LOSES ALL HAIR! (IT WAS STEPH'S FAULT! WHY!? WE KNOW!!! >>>)

[Azriel]

TEDDY LONG ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE ASS (AND WE HAVE THE MUGSHOTS)

GLAAD SUES WWE WRESTLERS UNLAWFULLY CALLING PEOPLE HOMOS (CLICK HERE FOR THE DEPOSITION)