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Emperor Smeat
05-23-2012, 05:26 PM
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The official start is June 5 but like every year, most of the major ones occur a day earlier with the whole thing lasting from June 4-7.



Major Press Conferences (all times Pacific):
May 31, 2012
Konami - 10:30PM

June 4, 2012
Microsoft - 9:30 AM
Electronic Arts - 1:00 PM
Ubisoft - 3:00 PM
Sony - 6:00 PM

June 5, 2012
Nintendo - 9:00 AM

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Microsoft's Press Conference Highlights:
* Halo 4 shown off. Takes place about 4 years after end of Halo 3. Prometheans new main villains. Nov. 6, 2012 release date.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/halo-4-epic-debut-trailer
* Splinter Cell Black List official debut. Similar to classic Splinter Cell games and takes places in the Middle East. Kinect voice commands new feature. Spring 2013 release date.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/e3-2012-first-splinter-cell-blacklist-screens-released/
* EA to add Kinect controls to Madden and FIFA starting this year.
* New Forza debuted called Forza Horizon.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/shift-high-gear-forza-horizon
* New Gears of War officially debuts called Gears of War Judgement. 2013 release date.
* Microsoft pushing for connectivity similar to Nintendo's plan for the Wii U called "SmartGlass."
* New details on South Park RPG game. March 5, 2013 release date.
http://www.giantbomb.com/e3-2012-south-park-is-no-place-for-underpants-gnomes/17-6037/
* Reboot of Lara Croft shown off and 1st DLC pack is a timed exclusive for the Xbox 360.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-first-tomb-raider-dlc-announced-new-gameplay-revealed/
* Resident Evil 6 shown off and 1st gameplay demo revealed. 1st DLC also time exclusive for the Xbox 360.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/e3-2012-new-resident-evil-6-footage
* Black Ops 2 official E3 debut and gameplay footage shown. Continues tradition of timed exclusives for DLC on Xbox 360.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-black-ops-ii-dlc-to-be-timed-360-exclusive/


Sony's Press Conference Highlights:
* Official E3 real-time demo and debut of Beyond from the makers of Heavy Rain. Storyline takes place over a period of 15 years.
http://kotaku.com/5915707/heres-the-next-game-from-heavy-rains-creators
* Official E3 debut of Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale. Smash-Bros type game, Vita version announced, cross-play compatibility confirmed. Big Daddy confirmed as a 3rd party character. Vita version will use touch controls.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/playstation-all-stars-battle-royale-new-fighters-added-vita-version-coming
* Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified announced for PS Vita. Fall 2012 release date.
http://kotaku.com/5915716/new-black-ops-game-coming-to-vita
* Assassin's Creed spinoff called "Assassin's Creed III Liberation" announced for PS Vita. Female assassin as the main playable character. Cross-connectivity items between PS3 and PS Vita versions and October 2012 release date.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/new-assassin-black-girl
* Sports Champion 2 for the Move revealed.
*New IP called "Wonderbooks" shown off. PS Move interactive series of books with a Harry Potter-related book being the first available.
http://kotaku.com/5915721/harry-potters-author-helping-sony-with-an-interactive-playstation-peripheralbookthing
* God of War Ascension footage revealed and shown off. March 12 2013 release date.
* The Last of Us footage shown off.


Nintendo's Press Conference Highlights:
* Pikim 3 official E3 debut for the Wii U. Rock type Pikmin as a new character. Challenge Mode revealed, multiple control options.
http://kotaku.com/5915874/pikmin-3-confirmed-as-wii-u-launch-title
* New Super Mario Bros U official E3 debut. Squirrel suit and Baby Yoshis with different abilities as new features. 4-players possible at the same time.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/super-mario-wii-u-flying-squirrel-edition
* Batman Arkham City: Armored edition Wii U version confirmed and shown off. "Bat" mode is a Wii U exclusive feature.
http://kotaku.com/5915884/batman-arkham-city-armored-edition
* Scribblenauts Unlimited officially revealed for the Wii U. Plays similar to the handheld versions in the series. Multiplayer, shareable user creations, ability to create objects as new features.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/scribblenauts-unlimited-announced-disfigured-bodyparts-go
* Mass Effect 3, Tekken Tag Journey 2, Tank Tank Tank, Darksiders II, Trine 2, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge, Asassin's Creed 3 Wii U games confirmed.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-nintendo-highlights-mass-effect-3-ninja-gaiden-3-and-more-for-wii-u/
* Wii Fit U officially revealed. Gamepad compatible.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/do-we-need-second-wii-u-fitness-game
* Luigi Mansion 3DS, Paper Mario Sticker Stars, and New Super Mario Bros 2, Castlevania Mirror of Fate, Epic Mickey, Kingdom Hearts 3D, and Scribblenauts Unlimited officially announced or shown off for the 3DS.
* Lego City officially revealed for the Wii U. Open-world type game involving Lego characters.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/lego-city-undercover-coming-wii-u
* ZombiU shown off. Tablet acts like a sonar and inventory device, first person zombie shooter game, motion controls. Gamepad controls switch to 3rd person view.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/zombi-u-shows-game-pad
* Nintendo Land officially revealed. Mini-games set in a theme park using Nintendo and Mii characters. Launch pack title for the Wii U.
http://www.ign.com/images/games/nintendo-land-wii-u-135744

Fignuts
05-23-2012, 05:28 PM
Hoping to see mirrors edge 2, as well as darkstalkers 4.

Emperor Smeat
05-23-2012, 05:29 PM
Konami's Press Conference Highlights:
* Castlevania Lord of Shadows 2 debut trailer
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/castlevania-lords-shadow-2-reveal
* This year's Pro Evolution Soccer will use the Fox engine from Hideo Kojima studio.
* Official E3 trailer for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=3876640&postcount=44
* Castlevania Mirror of Faith will officially debut on June 5th.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-konami-to-officially-announce-castlevania-lords-of-shadow-mirror-of-fate-on-june-5-3ds/
* Zone of the Enders HD set officially revealed.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-hideo-kojima-talks-about-zone-of-the-enders-hd-traile/

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Electronic Art's Press Conference Highlights:
* Dead Space 3 officially debut with co-op and icy world setting confirmed. February 2013 release date.
http://kotaku.com/5915613/dead-space-3-will-have-co+op-be-out-february-2013
* Annual Madden and FIFA shown with Madden 13 having a new Infinity physics engine and FIFA 13 having gameplay changes.
http://kotaku.com/5915444/the-real-time-for-physics-is-now-says-madden
* New Sim City game shown off called "Sim City Online" for Facebook and another Sim City game set for consoles. February 2013 release date.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/simcity-revealed-and-simcity-social
* Battlefield Premium confirmed as a "CoD Elite" like subscription for Battlefield 3.
http://kotaku.com/5915624/ea-confirms-battlefield-3-premium
* New PvP battles and difficulty arriving for Star Wars The Old Republic MMO. Free version capped at Level 15 and arrives in July.
http://kotaku.com/5915626/old-republic-gets-a-little-bigger-a-little-newer
* Medal of Honor Warfighter official E3 debut. 12 different "Tier One" groups playable in multiplayer. October 23rd release date.
http://kotaku.com/5915638/watch-medal-of-honor-warfighter-in-first+person-shooting-action
* EA now has the UFC license
http://kotaku.com/5915636/ea-gets-the-ufc-license-will-make-games-for-years
* Crysis 3 official E3 debut. February 2013 release date.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2013-crysis-3-releases-february-2013-kill-a-helicopter-with-an-arrow/

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Ubisoft's Press Conference Highlights:
* Far Cry 3 official E3 debut shown. Huge gameplay world with lots of exploration possible.
http://kotaku.com/5915188/this-far-cry-3-walkthrough-is-nsfw-and-a-bit-mad
* More Splinter Cell Blacklist revealed. Co-op and Spy vs Mercs confirmed.
http://kotaku.com/5915675/watch-sam-fisher-stab-terrorists-in-this-splinter-cell-blacklist-trailer
* The Avengers game officially revealed and is called "Avengers: Battle for Earth" involving other Marvel heroes and villains.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-avengers-battle-for-earth-debuts/
* Rayman Legends E3 debut and shown off for Wii U. Wii U Pro controller confirmed to be useable in the Wii U version.
http://kotaku.com/5915673/rayman-legends-looks-like-five+player-insanity-on-the-wii-u
* Wii U exclusive M-rated Zombie shooter revealed called "ZombiU." Previously called Killer Freaks before the change to zombies.
http://kotaku.com/5915676/god-save-this-british-zombie-game
* New Rabbids game called "Rabbids Land", Just Dance 4, a sports game, and Assassin's Creed 3 all confirmed for Wii U.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-ubisoft-has-9-games-coming-to-wii-u-including-assassins-creed-3/
* Assassin's Creed 3 official E3 trailer and gameplay shown off.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-heres-10-minutes-of-assassins-creed-3-gameplay/
* Shoot Mania revealed and meant as an e-Sport type game. Online first person team shooter.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-shootmania-showmatch-demos-new-elite-mode/
* New IP show off called "Watch_Dogs." Open-world type game set in New York based on the idea of anyone and anything can be hacked for data. Multiple playable characters it appears from the demo.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/watch-dogs-hack-away-competition
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Highlights from Nintendo's pre-E3 Direct:

* New controller was announced called the Wii U Pro and its similar to the Xbox 360 controller and Classic Pro controller.
* The tablet controller has been redesigned to offer more comfort when holding especially the back grips
* Miis now act very similar to the friends list on Xbox Live where you can talk and see what others are doing
* Miis also will appear in a lot more games now but players have the option to disable them for certain games or when they feel like it.
* Heavy emphasis on "social media" and interaction to go along with a huge rehaul of the online system as part of the huge emphasis on the new Nintendo Network

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Highlights from Nintendo's 3DS conference show:
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Ermaximus
05-23-2012, 05:35 PM
Valve, give me something with a 3 you fucks! L4D3, HL3, Episode 3.

Kalyx triaD
05-23-2012, 06:11 PM
Will be helping as usual. Epic copy-pasta ahead. Will probably tab all hi-res pics by default since this time of year gets media heavy and pages will load like snails.

Hope we get a lot of WiiU info this year, as well as this Nintendo Network.

Bungies new game would be nice.

Kane Knight
05-23-2012, 06:18 PM
http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/139b8015e6a3-xl.jpg

Cool King
05-23-2012, 06:26 PM
Hoping to see mirrors edge 2.

This.

Also, I'd love to hear news on TimeSplitters 4, but I know I've got more chance of winning the lottery, than that happening.

LoDownM
05-23-2012, 11:36 PM
Timesplitters 4 was officially canceled a few weeks ago I believe. Well "not in development" anyway.

Fignuts
05-24-2012, 12:11 AM
Also looking forward to Fifa 13, and hopefully some info on the new splinter cell.

#BROKEN Hasney
05-24-2012, 12:16 AM
Valve, give me something with a 3 you fucks! L4D3, HL3, Episode 3.

Valve already said they have no product announcements.

Not actually hyped for E3 at all, which could be a good thing. Was pretty pumped going into the last two years and they disappointed for the most part. Might be pleasantly surprised here.

Cool King
05-24-2012, 09:17 AM
Timesplitters 4 was officially canceled a few weeks ago I believe. Well "not in development" anyway.

Damn, yeah. I forgot about that. :(

Ermaximus
05-24-2012, 10:19 AM
Valve already said they have no product announcements.

Not actually hyped for E3 at all, which could be a good thing. Was pretty pumped going into the last two years and they disappointed for the most part. Might be pleasantly surprised here.

Valve also loves to lie to our faces sir Hasney.

Kalyx, keep me posted on the good shit. You pretty much know what games I like to play so. Rep will be headed your way a lot in here. Smelly Meatball as well.

Kane Knight
05-24-2012, 10:23 AM
Valve already said they have no product announcements.

Not actually hyped for E3 at all, which could be a good thing. Was pretty pumped going into the last two years and they disappointed for the most part. Might be pleasantly surprised here.

http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/139b8015e6a3-xl.jpg

Valve also loves to lie to our faces sir Hasney.

Valve love to troll more.

Drakul
05-24-2012, 11:45 AM
Timesplitters 4 was officially canceled a few weeks ago I believe. Well "not in development" anyway.

That's what they want you to think! Then they show it off at E3 and everyone is happy.

No idea what I'm hoping for. Whatever, really. I can't say I have a wishlist or anything.

I'm hoping someone can post links to live feeds, when they get set up and stuff. Nintendo and MS usually do streams from their sites. Just have to wait for them to put the page up.

LoDownM
05-24-2012, 11:47 AM
Don't get me wrong, I would love to see TimeSplitters 4. But I don't think it'll happen anytime soon :'(

Emperor Smeat
05-24-2012, 05:52 PM
Castlevania Lord of Shadows 2 confirmed to be getting its debut at this year's E3.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/konami-launches-teaser-site-for-castlevania-lords-of-shadow-sequel/

Sony currently rumored to be adding in a new streaming and cloud gaming service for the PS3 and upcoming PS4 with an official announcement occurring at E3. Its expected to be a partnership with Gaikai or OnLive to provide the service.
http://n4g.com/news/1003520/rumour-sony-to-enter-into-cloud-gaming-deal-at-e3

ClockShot
05-24-2012, 07:33 PM
Nice. Lords of Shadow was a fantastic game and got left on a cliffhanger.

Hope they get the voice cast back for a 2nd go around.

Emperor Smeat
05-25-2012, 05:59 PM
Jet Set Radio is getting a PS Vita version and will be shown off at E3 by Sega.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/jet-set-radio-announced-for-playstation-vita/

A new Harry Potter game for Kinect was confirmed and will be shown at E3.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/harry-potter-for-kinect-announced/

The title screen and some footage for the E3 demo of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance was discovered as an Easter Egg in the game's website.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/metal-gear-rising-revengeance-demo-title-screen-has-been-shown-what

Capcom teases they are planning a huge announcement for E3 and it involves the same team who worked on Street Fighter X Tekken.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/capcom-announces-more-street-fighter-x-tekken-dlc-teases-e3-plans/

A new Star Wars game confirmed to debut at E3 with a teaser being shown on May 29 and primarily is about Bobba Fett.
http://www.spike.com/press/2012/05/25/spike-tv-launches-into-hyperspace-with-the-world-premire-of-the-next-big-star-wars-game-franchise/

Fignuts
05-25-2012, 06:39 PM
Early rumors about Darkstalkers 4 said it would use a modified SFxT engine.

Fignuts
05-25-2012, 06:41 PM
Hope the Boba Fett game is good. Bounty Hunter was pretty decent back in the day.

Just wish they'd finish Battlefront 3 already. No idea why they seemingly don't want to capitalize on one of the best selling star wars games of all time.

Emperor Smeat
05-25-2012, 06:46 PM
Blame Lucas Arts since according to Free Radical, the management for the studio is basically incompetent and forced both the project to be canned and the company itself had to restructure itself just so it wouldn't collapse from its own stupidity at the time.

Kalyx triaD
05-25-2012, 07:56 PM
Battlefront 2 was Jesus.

Fignuts
05-26-2012, 02:40 AM
Yeah it was, but being on PS2, I only ever played offline. Would love to Tie Bomber some real life players. Plus, that ground to space transition in the cancelled version was fucking sick.

Guess I'll have to get by with that EVE MMO shooter that's coming out.

#BROKEN Hasney
05-26-2012, 02:42 AM
If you see Battlefront 2 on a Steam sale, grab it. The servers are still pretty damn busy and it works fine in Windows 7.

#BROKEN Hasney
05-26-2012, 02:43 AM
And don't get your hopes too high about that EVE FPS. The devs have a reputation for promising the world and delivering an ice cream sundae.

Sure, an ice cream sundae is delightful, BUT THEY SAID YOU COULD HAVE THE WORLD.

Kalyx triaD
05-26-2012, 02:44 AM
I played it online only a few times. It was pretty cool, especially the space battles (my favorite portion). It's my favorite Star Wars game.

Fignuts
05-26-2012, 02:47 AM
Must be pretty sweet on PC, with the 64 player battles.

Still don't know why today's consoles can't replicate that, especially with shit like MAG out there.

#BROKEN Hasney
05-26-2012, 02:56 AM
They could if they wanted, but it's lower down on the priorities behind making it look as flashy as possible so then the consoles can't handle all those detailed models on screen at once.

Fignuts
05-26-2012, 03:11 AM
MAG looks pretty damn good, and it has up to 256 player battles.

Best is when the DLC came out and you could have 3 factions at once in one battle. Highly underrated game. Does need more vehicles though.

Emperor Smeat
05-26-2012, 02:46 PM
No Bungie nor anything about their "Destiny" project will occur at E3.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/bungie-will-not-be-gracing-e3-its-presence

Kalyx triaD
05-26-2012, 03:40 PM
FUCK

#BROKEN Hasney
05-27-2012, 04:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Gqjt6.jpg

Saw it on Reddit. Hoping that posting it will stop it from burning my retinas further.

Cool King
05-27-2012, 04:47 PM
I can't stand Reggie.

#BROKEN Hasney
05-27-2012, 04:51 PM
I like him. It's like a sausage was left in the fridge too long and gained sentience.

Drakul
05-27-2012, 05:52 PM
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Emperor Smeat
05-27-2012, 05:57 PM
Another Need for Speed game is getting the remake treatment as Need for Speed: Most Wanted is getting a remake announced for E3 according to EA. The weird thing is the game was released originally on the Xbox 360 (along with last gen consoles, mobile devices, and handhelds).
http://www.screwattack.com/news/need-speed-most-wanted-remake-leaked-twitchtv-listing

Kalyx triaD
05-27-2012, 06:47 PM
That's not weird at all these days.

Vietnamese Crippler
05-27-2012, 09:38 PM
I loved Most Wanted, I hope they do it justice.

Drakul
05-28-2012, 03:07 AM
Valve:
http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/video-game-memes-valves-e-presentation2.gif

Sony:
http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/video-game-memes-sonys-e-presentation.gif

Kalyx triaD
05-28-2012, 05:14 AM
Who made those and why?

#BROKEN Hasney
05-28-2012, 05:15 AM
I've seen the "Valve" one used for MS as well.

The Destroyer
05-28-2012, 05:21 AM
And don't get your hopes too high about that EVE FPS. The devs have a reputation for promising the world and delivering an ice cream sundae.

Sure, an ice cream sundae is delightful, BUT THEY SAID YOU COULD HAVE THE WORLD.
They deliver on what they promise, generally, it just takes them fucking ages.

OssMan
05-28-2012, 09:05 AM
Who made those and why?
Jean Kalyx demands answers immediately

Drakul
05-28-2012, 09:39 AM
What I want to know is how I'm supposed to pronounce "Jean". Is it Jean as in "look at my cool new jeans" or is it Jean as as Jean Claude?

Cool King
05-28-2012, 03:06 PM
http://www.neverending-shop.de/v30/productimages/17991.jpg

VSG
05-28-2012, 03:14 PM
Valve, give me something with a 3 you fucks! L4D3, HL3, Episode 3.

Came in to post just this.

Kalyx triaD
05-28-2012, 05:14 PM
Jean as in 'Gene', not the French sound though I've gotten that and I never mind. My Haitian name is Jean-Carl, where the French version is appropriate (exclusive ti my father's side of the family, though).

Drakul
05-29-2012, 03:19 AM
I thought that was how it was said. You should use the French pronounciation when you're talking to a girl.

The whole French = appealing thing.

Drakul
05-29-2012, 03:19 AM
Microsoft:
http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/video-game-memes-microsofts-e-presentation.gif

LoDownM
05-29-2012, 12:11 PM
No Rockstar at this E3 either.

Requiem
05-29-2012, 12:53 PM
And don't get your hopes too high about that EVE FPS. The devs have a reputation for promising the world and delivering an ice cream sundae.

Sure, an ice cream sundae is delightful, BUT THEY SAID YOU COULD HAVE THE WORLD.

Where did you get that idea about their reputation? They take longer to do things, but they are also an independent company that funds their own projects for the most part.

CCP have a history of being one of the best MMO developers around due to listening to their players and admitting mistakes when no other MMO companies would typically do that. They are way ahead of the curve when it comes to this genre. At one point, they -completely- overhauled the game's graphics in order to stay modern and compete. Took forever, released over several expansions, but fuck if it didn't come together at the end and look absolutely gorgeous.

They have a vision that they stick to. Their publisher went belly up before the game released, and they worked without pay for over half a year in order to finish the game and get it out there. To add insult to injury, the publisher took the box rights to the game, so they had to sell it by digital download ONLY for over half of the game's life. They built an empire from nothing, and managed to top 400k subscriptions this year and are still on a slow and steady rise. Literally the only MMO on the market that has yet to peak in subscriptions, and that's after 11 years. Not bad for a niche game.

There is only a single major feature that was promised and not delivered on - Walking In Stations. And it was their own playerbase that caused them to shelve it after players rioted over an internal newsletter and demanded that CCP refocus back on things that mattered to them. So they did.

DUST 514 is going to be fantastic. Have you missed the Fanfest gameplay videos and presentations about weapons/vehicles/fittings/roles? Looks incredible. Certainly wont be a game that appeals to the typical short attention span CoD gamers, but I have no issues with that at all. They've said outright that they are -prepared- for it to tank at launch, and plan on nurturing a long term player base with constant content/feature updates for years to come. This is the -only- gaming company in the industry that I actually trust when they say something like that.

As far as what they've promised for DUST - they've already shown the live planet bombardment a couple times, where a ship in EVE can bombard a planet from orbit and it happens in real-time in DUST. Games are going to be linked, and they've already said what they will and won't be able to have in at launch, and what they plan on doing after launch. Again, only company I trust when they say they're going to do something.

The game is going to be ENTIRELY free with an optional cash shop that they've stated will NOT feature 'pay-to-win' items. Going to be awesome that day one, I can download the game for free and just start playing.

Didn't mean for that to be so long, but CCP is quality. They make gaffs from time to time, but fuck if they don't try to make up for it. Other companies should look to them as an example of what to do. Their employees genuinely seem to love the company as well. They actually learn from mistakes, listen to their players, and aren't afraid to take REAL chances if it means a truly unique experience. Really hope that one day, they are a giant of the industry and start making a whole slew of other games outside of just MMOs. Love their vision and their business model.

Fignuts
05-29-2012, 01:26 PM
What games have they made besides EVE?

#BROKEN Hasney
05-29-2012, 01:40 PM
I read the first 2 paragraphs. CCP are awesome, but from long-time EVE players, they mostly are commended for their commitment to not making rules and letting players make the rules, even when it comes to conning people out of ships. But their actual promised upgrades haven't delivered nearly what they promised.

This is a 2 year old perspective, mind you. Most people I know that played it have stopped now.

Requiem
05-29-2012, 01:45 PM
What games have they made besides EVE?

Haven't released any others yet. They are developing two titles at the moment, both MMOs. DUST 514 (PS3) and World of Darkness (PC). They purchased White Wolf for the sole purpose of making a World of Darkness MMO. They have a studio in Atlanta, Their headquarters in Reykjavik, and another studio in Shanghai. I believe there is an office in San Francisco, and another in Newcastle, UK. Each studio is working on a different game, and the other locations handle logistics and servers I think. So they're quite established at this point, and seem to be in it for the long haul. As long as EVE continues to do well, they've got a steady stream of income for their other projects.

They have done an amazing job with EVE though in 11 years. Like I said, it is the only MMO on the market to consistently rise in subscriptions and not yet peak. Having followed them for about 6 or 7 years now, I have all the faith in the world for them to produce a quality title and continue to strive for excellence. The day they become a publicly traded company and have to answer to share holders is the day I will start to worry, if that day ever comes.

Requiem
05-29-2012, 02:13 PM
I read the first 2 paragraphs. CCP are awesome, but from long-time EVE players, they mostly are commended for their commitment to not making rules and letting players make the rules, even when it comes to conning people out of ships. But their actual promised upgrades haven't delivered nearly what they promised.

This is a 2 year old perspective, mind you. Most people I know that played it have stopped now.

It's not a fucking novel ffs. I didn't write War and Peace there. You wouldn't have had to repeat yourself if you had kept reading. Thanks for having such an insultingly transparent opinion of me. :-\

They have delivered plenty, and when it looked like they weren't, the players organized a riot and started mass cancelling subscriptions. It resulted in the direct restructuring of teams within CCP, and a massive shift in company motto, as well as the firing and reassignment of a large amount of people. Again, their mistakes led to them realizing they lost focus, so they listened to what their players wanted, and went back to making internet spaceships the main priority. Since then, they've climbed back up to even higher subscription numbers than before it happened.

Hell, there is even a council of players elected by the playerbase which has been utilized in communicating player desires to the development team. They get flown to Iceland once or twice a year to meet with CCP and discuss the direction of the game and bring issues to their attention. How many companies would allow their players to have that big of an impact on what happens in the game? Sure, CCP has the final word in what goes in or not, but that is some real effort put into listening to player suggestions.

This is why they deserve to be a giant. They put big companies like EA/Activision to shame with how much they care about the quality of their product.

Emperor Smeat
05-29-2012, 04:45 PM
Konami announces they will be holding a pre-E3 press conference like the previous 2 years with this year's occurring on May 31.
http://www.giantbomb.com/news/praise-be-konamis-doing-another-pre-e3-press-conference/4174/

Ubisoft releases pre-E3 teaser trailer for Far Cry 3 and also announce they have a lot of important announcements ready for the game at E3.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/far-cry-3-pre-e3-teaser-trailer/

Quantic Dream's first project since Heavy Rain is expected to have its official debut at E3.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/rumor-quantic-dreams-new-title-to-be-revealed-at-e3/

Boomer
05-29-2012, 06:15 PM
The best thing about E3 is Giant Bomb late night live shows every day with crazy amounts of good guests talking about stuff from the show. The only reason I continue to watch E3 is that I continue to get laid off right before it happens :/

Requiem
05-29-2012, 06:45 PM
It would be better if you always got laid right before it happens. I'd watch it every year then too.

Drakul
05-29-2012, 10:18 PM
http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/video-game-memes-e-bingo.png

#BROKEN Hasney
05-30-2012, 12:16 AM
I should clarify Req, I wasn't saying I read 2 paragraphs because you typed to much, it was mostly because I was very drunk when I typed that and I decided to post after I read that.

Requiem
05-30-2012, 12:52 AM
Apologies then for jumping on you. Was just kind of a "...really, come on :(" kind of comment when I read it.

Drakul
05-30-2012, 09:36 AM
Official site for Nintendo's E3 show (http://e3.nintendo.com/).

Drakul
05-30-2012, 01:18 PM
http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/video-game-memes-e-in-a-nutshell.gif

Ermaximus
05-30-2012, 01:42 PM
Who in their right mind would want to play Metroid Other M 2?

VSG
05-30-2012, 03:33 PM
I might very likely get a console for gaming this summer (finally looks like I will have time to game again) and I am waiting to see if something new comes up. Any chances?

#BROKEN Hasney
05-30-2012, 03:37 PM
Who in their right mind would want to play Metroid Other M 2?

*raises hand*

#BROKEN Hasney
05-30-2012, 03:38 PM
I might very likely get a console for gaming this summer (finally looks like I will have time to game again) and I am waiting to see if something new comes up. Any chances?

Likely to only be the Wii U. They might have a video from MS or Sony showing something new, but I would be willing to bet a load of cash it's not this year.

Drakul
05-30-2012, 04:30 PM
No idea what I'm hoping for. Whatever, really. I can't say I have a wishlist or anything.

I think I know what I'm hoping for.
A new 3D Mario Bros game for a console (Wii or Wii U)

GTA V info of some kind. Anything but "PS3 exclusive" will be great.

Capcom confirming that Megaman Legends 3 is coming to XBLA/Wii/Wii U (Let me dream!)

A new Wario game. NOT Warioware. Wario Land, Wario World, Wario Bros would all be great. A Wario & Waluigi game would be be a "mark out moment" but it wont happen because Nintendo hates Waluigi.

New Banjo-Kazooie platformer

New Killer Instinct or a re-release of the old ones on XBLA or as a "collection" disc.

Super Smash Bros 4 trailer and new character reveals. At least one character that's a genuine "Woah!" moment.

A decent console RTS like Simcity, Theme Hospital, Populous etc.

Anything else I can think of is really "out there" wishlist type stuff.

I'm aware a lot of it is unlikely. I'm sure we'll get Annual FPS 2013, The Other Annual FPS 2013 and Annual FPS 2013 Outerspace Edition. :|

Drakul
05-30-2012, 04:34 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mnUbXOeJaKI?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Emperor Smeat
05-30-2012, 04:39 PM
Only ones I can see happening is the GTA V news and the annual shooters since those already got confirmed. Maybe a new Mega Man game but not Legends considering the teaser Capcom released today of "Remember Me."

At this point, anything not Kinect related from RARE is never happening nor anything they worked on the past unless Microsoft has 4J Studios working on it.

Kalyx triaD
05-30-2012, 04:40 PM
All I'm honestly looking forward to is Nintendo's network details, TF: Fall of Cybertron multiplayer details, Halo 4 multiplayer details, Battlefield 3's Armor Kill map reveal, a fighting game from Capcom, and Tekken Tag 2's 4plyr reveal.

Kalyx triaD
05-30-2012, 04:41 PM
The Castlevania 3DS game is bullshit, btw.

Drakul
05-30-2012, 04:50 PM
Only ones I can see happening is the GTA V news and the annual shooters since those already got confirmed. Maybe a new Mega Man game but not Legends considering the teaser Capcom released today of "Remember Me."

At this point, anything not Kinect related from RARE is never happening nor anything they worked on the past unless Microsoft has 4J Studios working on it.

I really do not like these modern FPS games. I need an FPS with character, Timesplitters, perfect Dark etc. None of this G.I. Joe "gritty" bland junk.

What teaser?

KI is so unlikely I'd have been as well not bringing it up. Banjo is a very slim chance but if they do announce some kind of new console, I could see them bringing out Banjo for that.

Emperor Smeat
05-30-2012, 04:55 PM
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/28/capcom-registers-trademark-for-potential-new-game-remember-me/

Seems to be a split between places saying its a new series, a potential new Mega Man game, or a return of a long forgotten franchise similar to Nintendo bringing Kid Icarus back after 20+ years.

Drakul
05-30-2012, 05:46 PM
If it's a return, it might be Captain Commando. "Remember me" could be some kind of hook for the game.

If it's a new game actually called Remember Me, I'm thinking it sounds like one of those Ico style "art" games but sad. You play as a small girl who lost her memory after a car crash killed her parents and you explore your house, interacting with certain items of furniture or toys triggering memories of your parents. etc etc.

Emperor Smeat
05-30-2012, 05:55 PM
E3 trailer released for Hitman Absolution and it might give clues to the story involving Agent 47 in the game.
http://kotaku.com/5914211/agent-47-brutally-slaughters-nuns-in-the-bizarre-hitman-absolution-e3-trailer

Square-Enix reveal the list of games they will talk about for E3 which also includes games from Edios.
http://kotaku.com/5914218/square-enixs-e3-line+up-includes-agent-47-lara-croft-and-handheld-final-fantasy

Nintendo is teasing what their major game announcements will be at E3.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/nintendo-teases-initial-wii-u-games-line-up/

Tecmo to hold an exclusive Dead or Alive 5 tournament during E3 itself.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/tecmo-koei-hosting-exclusive-dead-or-alive-5-tournament-at-e3-2012/

Fignuts
05-31-2012, 11:11 AM
I've been pretty pumped about Sleeping Dogs. An open world game that mixes gunplay with a good hand to hand combat system? Yes please.

Emperor Smeat
05-31-2012, 02:31 PM
New Gears of War game to be debuted during E3. The only catch is most of the details won't occur at E3 but instead during the July issue of Game Informer.
http://www.destructoid.com/new-gears-of-war-to-be-revealed-at-e3-228368.phtml

DAMN iNATOR
05-31-2012, 05:24 PM
Anybody know if there's going to be more details on Grand Theft Auto V?

Emperor Smeat
05-31-2012, 06:07 PM
New Splinter Cell called "Splinter Cell: Black List" rumored to be debuted during E3.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/rumor-splinter-cell-black-list-to-be-announced-at-e3/

Sega reveals their entire E3 lineup of games and will also be providing details in regards to Gearbox's Aliens game (they publish it).
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/sega-confirms-e3-2012-line-up/

Fignuts
05-31-2012, 07:22 PM
Hope Ubisoft doesn't listen to the mewling fanboys and make it like the old Splinter Cells. By the time Double Agent came around, I was a bit tired of the "traditional" SP gameplay. Conviction was a breath of fresh air, and a blast to play. Must have gone through the Deniable Ops stuff hundreds of times by now.

Drakul
06-01-2012, 02:58 AM
Anybody know if there's going to be more details on Grand Theft Auto V?

It's possible. Probably as part of either MS or Sonys conference.

Anyone wanting to watch the XBox conference live, you can do it on the Xbox console, using the Live Event Player.
I've not found a website for it, yet.

Emperor Smeat
06-01-2012, 03:29 AM
http://www.screwattack.com/video/E32012KonamiPreE3Stream-342191

Komani's E3 press conference video since it wasn't a live conference this year.

Splaya
06-01-2012, 05:21 PM
I'm not gonna lie...I wanna see something for Final Fantasy Versus, or KH3 this year. KH3 almost has to have something in production

Emperor Smeat
06-01-2012, 05:39 PM
E3 trailer for Dishonored from Bethseda
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-dishonored-gameplay-features-plenty-of-death/

Ubisoft releases teaser image for one of their big E3 announcements.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/e3-2012-teaser-images-point-to-new-ubisoft-game-reveal/

EA confirms Dead Space 3 will be at E3 and the "leaked" images are indeed real.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/dead-space-3-officially-confirmed-e3-2012
http://www.screwattack.com/news/new-dead-space-3-screens-leaked

Sony expected to announce they bought out Gaikai for their streaming and cloud service with the bigger news of PS3 backwards compatibility returning. Backwards compatibility won't be free or at least not for non-1st party PS2 games.
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/rumor-gaikai-deal-to-bring-backwards-compatibility-back-to-playstation-3/

The reboot of Tomb Raider had its E3 trailer leaked early by Square-Enix.
http://www.screwattack.com/news/new-tomb-raider-gameplay-trailer

Any hopes of the next Star Wars game teased last week being Battlefront 3 was crushed as Lucas Arts reveals the newest Star Wars game is called "Star Wars 1313" and revolves around Boba Fett and bounty hunting.
http://www.giantbomb.com/news/mysterious-lucasarts-project-is-star-wars-1313/4186/

Fignuts
06-02-2012, 01:41 AM
Dishonored is a Bethesda game.

Sleeping Dogs is the game that used to be True Crime: Hong Kong.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-02-2012, 04:31 AM
Really feels like there's not much point watching the 3rd party conferences. They've pre-announced everything.

Drakul
06-03-2012, 05:55 AM
Nintendo has a Wii U presentation today on their Facebook page. I doubt we'll get anything huge out of it but, still.

Watch it here (https://www.facebook.com/WiiU/app_385608378148291).

6PM ET/3PM PT/11PM GMT

Drakul
06-03-2012, 06:41 PM
The small video the showed revealed the new design of the Wii U pad, which they call the Wii U Gamepad. They showed the "hardcore" alternative to it which is a 360 controller with the right stick and face buttons switched around.

There was other stuff but I see Meatball is here so he'll probably fill in the rest, I'm tired.

Drakul
06-03-2012, 06:43 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17oo6nape1cpbjpg/original.jpg

Emperor Smeat
06-03-2012, 06:46 PM
Highlights from Nintendo's pre-E3 Direct show: http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/03/nintendo-pre-e3-press-conference-liveblog/

* Basically a new controller was announced called the Wii U Pro and its similar to the Xbox 360 controller and Classic Pro controller.
* The tablet controller has been redesigned to offer more comfort when holding especially the back grips
* Multiple colors promised at launch (at least White and Black confirmed).
* Miis now act very similar to the friends list on Xbox Live where you can talk and see what others are doing
* Miis also will appear in a lot more games now but players have the option to disable them for certain games or when they feel like it.
* Tablet can be used to have messages appear either as text or hand drawn like the DS/3DS message chatting
* Heavy emphasis on "social media" and interaction to go along with a huge rehaul of the online system as part of the huge emphasis on the new Nintendo Network

Kalyx triaD
06-03-2012, 07:31 PM
Pro controller lets me know the tablet won't be tacked on to too many games. Very nice.

Emperor Smeat
06-03-2012, 08:03 PM
Yeah makes it feel like Nintendo is continuing the same thinking with the Classic Controller in giving more options for developers when they make the games like with the Wii having the Wii mote, Classic controller, and Gamecube.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 03:20 AM
When they said that we could see the Miis of everyone in our region under the tile that represents the game they are playing and we saw the speech bubbles popping up with doodles in them, my first thought was that all we'll see is drawings of penises popping up every 5 seconds.

I'm not sure about the Pro controller having the face buttons where they are. I can imagin it being a little awkward. Then again, people say that about pretty much every Nintendo controller until they actually use it.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 03:41 AM
Has anyone mentioned the NFC or whatever reader on the Wii U pad? You put certain things on it and it can read or write info. They mentioned action figures.

Also, if you missed the Oscar worthy video Nintendo showed:
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Purgatory
06-04-2012, 04:11 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17oo6nape1cpbjpg/original.jpg


I like that it's shaped like the 360 controller for comfort, but I'm not sure about the placement of the right analog stick. Seems weird.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 05:01 AM
That's my only concern with it too.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 05:34 AM
The Pro controller basically being the tablet without the screen fills me with hope that it will get proper support unlike the classic controller. So many games with tacked on motion controls just didn't use the classic controller/Gamecube controller even though it would have been better.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 05:34 AM
When they said that we could see the Miis of everyone in our region under the tile that represents the game they are playing and we saw the speech bubbles popping up with doodles in them, my first thought was that all we'll see is drawings of penises popping up every 5 seconds.

http://i.imgur.com/WNBaO.gif

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 06:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nyyjs.jpg

Won't be awake for Sony's... I'm sure I'll live.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 07:26 AM
Microsoft live stream (http://www.xbox.com/en-gb/e3).

Edit: The above site says the show starts at 5:50pm UK Time, not %:30pm like the timetable posted above says.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 10:54 AM
Two screens of a new game (SMB Wii U).No idea if they are leaks or Nintendo decided to show them early.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5306988/NSMBWU.png
Things to note: The background. Other players are either leaving notes on the map for you or chatting to you. One player is talking about playing as a flying squirrel but that's likely the Tanooki suit.

http://www.gonintendo.com/content/uploads/images/2012_6/oyos.png
Things to note: The map looks like SMW with multiple paths to take. Another player is talking about beating something in 100 seconds which also has it's own sign on the screen, could be an achievement. A player is mentioning a baby Yoshi that inflates.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 10:57 AM
Microsoft live stream (http://www.xbox.com/en-gb/e3).

Edit: The above site says the show starts at 5:50pm UK Time, not %:30pm like the timetable posted above says.

In that case.

<marquee>2 HOUR WARNING UNTIL HALO, GEARS AND KINECT</marquee>

Damn I hope they have some surprises.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 11:04 AM
I'm hoping for some but I'm not holding my breath. The only things that could excite me from MS, and have even a small chance of happening, is a new console and/or a trailer for GTA V. Anything else I'd like to see from them is pure wishlist territory. New Banjo-Kazooie platformer etc.

My real excitement if for Nintendos show tomorrow.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 11:08 AM
That and seeing how many PS2's were sold last year. GO SONY!

Drakul
06-04-2012, 11:53 AM
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#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 11:56 AM
I'm going to become rich and famous when I invent a device that allows you to electric shock whoever made that video at any point.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:01 PM
The gametrailers feed is live which will bounce around all the conferences as well as other content inbetween. I've just stuck to this for the past couple of years, it makes it a lot easier to live with and there wasn't even any network issues last year.

http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html

lol at their opening talking about it being MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Sony, MS and Nintendo.

Oh and Drak, GT are saying 5:30 for MS as well. Dunno if the MS site is on delay.

Kevin Smith is showing up in a second on GT

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:06 PM
PRETTY SWEET Transformers trailer being shown. Not gameplay though.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 12:18 PM
Has the MS conference actually started?

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:20 PM
Not yet, there's a countdown on this GT feed for 10 minutes though.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 12:21 PM
I guess they said it started at 5:15 to get people there early.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 12:25 PM
Got audio. Guessing its about to start.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:25 PM
GT has the 3 bald guys of the apocolypse in Peter Molywhatever, Steve Tortellini and Mike Snideface to analyse the MS conference after.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:34 PM
Halo 4 lookin' like Halo. Shocking.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 12:36 PM
Always hate it when they do these drawn out gameplay sessions of games like Halo and CoD.

Cool King
06-04-2012, 12:36 PM
The gametrailers feed is live which will bounce around all the conferences as well as other content inbetween. I've just stuck to this for the past couple of years, it makes it a lot easier to live with and there wasn't even any network issues last year.

http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html

lol at their opening talking about it being MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Sony, MS and Nintendo.

Oh and Drak, GT are saying 5:30 for MS as well. Dunno if the MS site is on delay.

Kevin Smith is showing up in a second on GT

Their "Real Time Reaction" thing slowed my stream way down, so I'm watching on GameSpot instead.

Cool King
06-04-2012, 12:36 PM
GT has the 3 bald guys of the apocolypse in Peter Molywhatever, Steve Tortellini and Mike Snideface to analyse the MS conference after.

I thought the same when I saw their heads.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:37 PM
New enemies and a fist fight. All they've really shown so far.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 12:38 PM
Good, they're wrapping up the Halo section. Now, on to actual news.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 12:39 PM
When are they going to admit that the idiot on stage holding the controller is (almost) never playing the game?

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:41 PM
Think this is BLOPS2 but I cannot be sure.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:41 PM
NOPE THAT IS SAM FISCHER BITCHES

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:44 PM
Can say Hey you on Kinect to attract enemies. Go away with that rubbish.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:46 PM
SC: BLACKLIST

Why's it gotta be a black list?

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 12:47 PM
Fucking new Splinter Cell is fucking tits.

Also, fucking spies vs mercs!

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:47 PM
Madden and FIFA are getting Kinectized.

Kill me now.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:48 PM
"Voice commands".

SUB STRIKER

SUB 3.

VSG
06-04-2012, 12:48 PM
Splinter Cell looks awesome. But Kinect FIFA can fuck itself raw.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 12:51 PM
Jim Nantz and Phil Simms

Cool King
06-04-2012, 12:51 PM
All the streams I watch are terrible, so I'm out.

I'll probably just watch it when someone uploads it to YouTube later.

CSL
06-04-2012, 12:52 PM
making Joe Montana play as Alex Smith, bit mean

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 12:52 PM
Madden kinect stuff is pretty neat.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:52 PM
POWERFUL MAGIC

Time to get some Kinect on rails stuff.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:53 PM
making Joe Montana play as Alex Smith, bit mean

Should have made him play as Alan Smith on FIFA.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:54 PM
I do love me some Forza.

Gears. We're all shocked.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 12:56 PM
I thought Halo and GoW were finished. Why are they bringing out new ones?

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 12:56 PM
Well that explained nothing.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:56 PM
There was traffic. Hoping for a Forza Burnout style game.

VSG
06-04-2012, 12:57 PM
Dubstep :(

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 12:58 PM
Dubstep :(

Custom soundtracks.

Now we're onto "entertainment". Snooze time.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 12:58 PM
I thought Halo and GoW were finished. Why are they bringing out new ones?

Money.

CSL
06-04-2012, 01:01 PM
has anybody in the history of ever actually used this voice recognition stuff regularly that they always seem to cream over

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:02 PM
I tried it twice and hand a 30% success rate and told it to fuck off.

Ermaximus
06-04-2012, 01:02 PM
Fuck you MS, release Jet Force Gemini in HD on XBLA. You DO own Rare after all fuckers.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:04 PM
XBOX BING A BETTER FUCKING CONFERENCE

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:04 PM
Fuck you MS, release Jet Force Gemini in HD on XBLA. You DO own Rare after all fuckers.

Nah they have more important stuff to do such as show sports operation in Spanish

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:04 PM
Make your picks on the go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CSL
06-04-2012, 01:04 PM
I think I'd feel like a huge twat being all "X Box, Monday night football" with a bunch of people sitting around as opposed to just using the pad

and lol black people coming round to watch hockey, they really are out of touch with this stuff

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:06 PM
MUSIC.

ZUNE SUCCEEDED.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:06 PM
FITNESS

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:07 PM
XBOX Fitness (kill me now)

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:08 PM
Seriously, I came in with low expectations, and they've managed to go to the depths of hell to limbo under them.

CSL
06-04-2012, 01:09 PM
"for every athlete in the world"

except those who aren't about to pay £150 for a modern stepometer

Ermaximus
06-04-2012, 01:09 PM
I know VSG, rather than release good shit, MS would rather have a circle jerk around a Kinect in hopes they could use that as a marketing tool. "Kinect Jerk! Play alone, or with friends online! Just whip it, grip it, and jerk!"

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:13 PM
lol most people watching this are not athletes I assure you.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:14 PM
WINDOWS 8 AND WINDOWS MOBILE AND XBOX THREESOME.

Quickest copy of Nintendo yet! Except Wii U does this out of the box....

Drakul
06-04-2012, 01:14 PM
This is so uneventful, I'm actually starting to feel like I'm wasting electricity powering my PC to watch it.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:14 PM
Oh god you fuck if you spoil game of thrones

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:16 PM
Yup. 360 U.

CSL
06-04-2012, 01:16 PM
THAT'S RIGHT VICTOR CRUZ

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:18 PM
Want to punch all these presenters in the face.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:18 PM
Errybody going to be lining up to replace their iPads/Android tablets for Shit Glass on 360 to use IE.

Shut the fuck up cheering.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:18 PM
lol internet explorer

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:19 PM
lol IE for XBOX is not a selling point, you idiot.

Ermaximus
06-04-2012, 01:19 PM
Hasney, they were likely paid to cheer. Or given said shit glass for free.

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:20 PM
Fuckers showing Prometheus before it is released here.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:20 PM
WE ALL LOVE CARS. HERE'S A WEBPAGE OF A CAR MANUFACTURER.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:20 PM
I don't like cars you fuck, fuck youuuuuu

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:20 PM
Hasney, they were likely paid to cheer. Or given said shit glass for free.

I remember Sony getting booed for partnering with AT&T. It was hilarious.

Ermaximus
06-04-2012, 01:21 PM
Pretty safe to say, MS has jumped the shark.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:21 PM
My XBox will indulge me.

Won't indulge me with games, so they can fuck right off.

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:21 PM
Wishing I'd turned off after Splinter Cell.

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:22 PM
Oh look, a game.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:23 PM
Multi-platform game we were expecting! I am shocked!

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:23 PM
Lara Croft looks less attractive.

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:24 PM
Boobies!

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:24 PM
And it seems she's some kind of sadistic killer now.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:25 PM
When are they going to admit that the idiot on stage holding the controller is (almost) never playing the game?

I'm going to keep a tally of this just for fun.

Halo 4 - Fake
Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fake
Tomb Raider - Fake

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:25 PM
lol I'M ON FIRE

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:25 PM
Lara Croft was having an orgasm in the water apparently

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:26 PM
Guys, we need to change our attitude. Way too much cynicism in here

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:26 PM
Uncharted with tits.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:27 PM
DLC timed exclusive DLC on 360.

"Shocking"

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:28 PM
Liking tomb raider though.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 01:28 PM
Lara is American now?

Ermaximus
06-04-2012, 01:29 PM
DLC timed exclusive DLC on 360.

"Shocking"

:lol:

Cue all the whiny "it's already on the disc" comments.

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:29 PM
Would have preferred another Toy Soldiers game.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:29 PM
Finally, something new, exclusive and fine looking.

I want me some of this.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:30 PM
ASCEND NEW GODS. WRITE IT DOWN.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:31 PM
No idea what LOCOCYCLE is, but that looked kinda cool.

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:32 PM
Some gameplay would be nice.

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:32 PM
LOCO CYCLE

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:32 PM
Iris looked pretty sexy.

Now for some DISC LOCKED CONTENT news with a side order of ENGRISH.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:32 PM
what

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:34 PM
Fucking co-op partner. And lack of Leon's voice actor. Gah.

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:36 PM
Not impressed by RE6

The Destroyer
06-04-2012, 01:36 PM
Fucking co-op partner. And lack of Leon's voice actor. Gah.
Sounded the same to me.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:36 PM
QTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heavy Rain 2: Resident Evil 6

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:37 PM
Seriously, RE4 had QTE but it's overkill in that trailer.

Ermaximus
06-04-2012, 01:37 PM
Not impressed by RE6

I've kind of lost faith in Capcom as a whole.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:38 PM
speaking of giant cannons wahey

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:38 PM
Angry Birds 3D with Kinect.

Well, it's called something else, but pretty much.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:40 PM
Halo 4 - Fake
Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fake
Tomb Raider - Fake
Resident Evil 6 - I think fake
Raketeer or whatever - I think real

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:40 PM
SOUTH PARK RPG.

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:40 PM
WTF

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:41 PM
Holy fuck this looks so awesome.

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:41 PM
AWESOME

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:41 PM
yessssssssss

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:42 PM
rofl

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:44 PM
lol @ Try for ripping on MS's bullshit.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:44 PM
DANCE CENTRAL 3

Still the same game. DLC model not working then?

VSG
06-04-2012, 01:45 PM
South Park to Dance Central 3 :n:

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:45 PM
oh fuck off

CSL
06-04-2012, 01:45 PM
ahhh Usher, right on the pulse of the stereotypical E3-goer

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:45 PM
Halo 4 - Fake
Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fake
Tomb Raider - Fake
Resident Evil 6 - I think fake
Raketeer or whatever - I think real
Usher - Looks fake

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:45 PM
fourfifty prolly creaming himself right now, tho

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:47 PM
fourfifty prolly creaming himself right now, tho

Nah, he needs a wiimote to dance. He wouldn't want to look stupid.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:49 PM
Don Mattick doesn't even have a title. He's just Don fucking Mattrick.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:50 PM
Now BLOPS2.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

Emperor Smeat
06-04-2012, 01:53 PM
Surprised it took EA this long to figure out to add Kinect controls in a sports game beyond just golf which only occurred this year.

Knowing Microsoft something is going to screw up with their connectivity since they've been trying for years and something always comes up to kill it or ruin their plans.

Drakul
06-04-2012, 01:54 PM
CoD, urgh.

The guy said a game that did great on Xbox, I thought GTA. He said once again new content would come to Xbox first, I thought GTA. Then he said CoD. Let down.

I think this is the end of the conference so, other than South Park and Loco Cycle, nothing was even remotely interesting for me.

When we saw the Loco Cycle trailer and it was a female voice and a futuristic background and it was talking about a female being great at forms of assination and all these other things, I was actually starting to think they were going to show Perfect Dark or something.
Twisted Pixel is always cool, though.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:55 PM
Farsight in action does not sound nearly as cool as it should

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 01:56 PM
Show multiplayer damn it.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 01:56 PM
Farsight in action does not sound nearly as cool as it should

Considering they have a perfect model for it in Perfect Dark, it should have been a slamdunk.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 01:57 PM
Halo 4 - Fake
Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fake
Tomb Raider - Fake
Resident Evil 6 - I think fake
Raketeer or whatever - I think real
Usher - Looks fake
Blops 2 - Fake

CSL
06-04-2012, 02:00 PM
inspiring dialogue

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 02:02 PM
Why's the future gotta be black?

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 02:02 PM
Seriously? no multiplayer news?

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 02:05 PM
Smart Glass will have Nintendo worried, says Peter Molywhatever.

Snooze.

Emperor Smeat
06-04-2012, 02:11 PM
Microsoft's conference was almost the same as last year and the year before besides some of the games and announcements getting mixed around.

Had the usual Call of Duty setup, the Forza announcement, the Gears/Halo announcement, Kinect stuff, some random stuff, and then a few games shown off.

:lol: 1 guy clapping at the announcement of baseball probably getting Kinect controls in the future.

Fignuts
06-04-2012, 02:13 PM
EA is up next, apparently.

Hoping for at least some news on Mirror's Edge 2. Even a throwaway comment.

RoXer
06-04-2012, 02:18 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%22Now%20A%20True%20Cable%20Box%20Killer%22

LoDownM
06-04-2012, 02:21 PM
Aside from Tomb Raider and Black Ops 2 was kinda bored watching Microsoft this year.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 02:26 PM
Aside from Tomb Raider and Black Ops 2 was kinda bored watching Microsoft this year.

And they were only there because of TIMED EXCLUSIVE DLC.

MS gave no compelling reasons to get a 360. I really hope it's just because we're so late in.

LoDownM
06-04-2012, 02:28 PM
Yeah, I wasn't shocked at all when they said "DLC FIRST ON XBOX"

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 02:30 PM
I liked the look of the 3 new exclusive new IP announcements, but there's not much to go on them yet. Probably ruin them by making them for Kinect.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 02:32 PM
Smartglass works on Android/iOS at least. Not that I'll use it that much unless I can send cocks to the screen.

LoDownM
06-04-2012, 02:44 PM
It's a nice feature. But I've never been like "MAN, I wish I could look on my phone and find where these two people are talking while I watch this show."

Emperor Smeat
06-04-2012, 02:57 PM
Watching the live feed from Gametrailers and they said the Unreal 4 Engine live demo won't be shown until next week. It will be from E3 but not shown live.

Announcement itself popped up pretty randomly and was briefly talked about so not 100% sure if the live demo will be shown during E3 itself.

Kalyx triaD
06-04-2012, 03:12 PM
Halo 4 :y:
Resident Evil 6 :y:
Splinter Cell Blacklist :y:

Literally everything else can go fuck itself.

LoDownM
06-04-2012, 03:16 PM
Halo 4 won't get a thumbs up from me until they show Forge stuff.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 03:22 PM
Ascend :y:
LocoCycle :intrigued:
Splinter Cell :y:
Burnout Forza :thumbsinthemiddle:

Everything else left me feeling raped and they didn't even call a cab. Uncharted Feat. Lara Croft didn't look too bad either.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 03:27 PM
Aliens: CM has a Left 4 Dead style director system. Enemy patterns different every time. Wonderful.

ClockShot
06-04-2012, 03:51 PM
I'm on my lunch break now from work, but is someone gonna be cool enough and embed the pressers sometime later in the day?

Kaythanksbye. :wave:

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 03:56 PM
I can't bring myself to embed that Microsoft underwhelmfest.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 04:04 PM
EA kicking off with some Dead Space 3 shizz.

Emperor Smeat
06-04-2012, 04:04 PM
I'm on my lunch break now from work, but is someone gonna be cool enough and embed the pressers sometime later in the day?

Kaythanksbye. :wave:

Gametrailers.com should have them all archived later today or maybe tomorrow for Sony's since its late at night.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 04:06 PM
Co-op campaign in it. Really hope it's not RE5 style borked because of it.

#BROKEN Hasney
06-04-2012, 04:09 PM
Doesn't matter. They're just emptying clips into things and rolling about.

Gears of Space.