What sport record would you want to break?

[Innovator]

Out of the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL, what major record would you want to own yourself?

Alltime hits? hitting streak? Most sacks in a season?

[El Capitano Gatisto]

Biggest willy.

[RoXer]

Home Run King
Heavyweight Champion of the World

[RoXer]

I just called dibs so no one else can have those

[Gertner]

All time singles record.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

most fights without getting punched

[Krimzon7]

I want Wilt's Record, most bitches fucked by the man who dropped 100 points in one game.

[Skippord]

All-Time Hits

[Mister Sinister]

Peter's North Facial Cumshot Record

[Keith]

Single-season home run record, as well as the all-time home run record.

Basically, I'd like to be Barry Bonds.

[RoXer]

Nope, fuck you, called dibs

[Gonzo]

Best FG %

[Krimzon7]

Single season Tackle, Sack, or Interception record. Maybe Single season Rushing or Touchdown record. These all seem to imply being one tough sumbitch

[El Fangel]

NHL shutout streak. Currently held at 6+ games by Brian Boucher while playing for the Phoenix Coyotes of all teams.

[Shisen Kopf]

Either the all-time hr champ and best out Hank Aaron or the single season record and beat Maris. But a really I want to have the most penalty minutes in the NHL.

[ClockShot]

Strikeout king.

[MVP]

Longest hitting streak.

[CSL]

NHL - most points in a season

Gretzky is the most dominant sportsman ever

[YOUR Hero]

hot dog eating contest

[screech]

Hitting streak
All-time hits
Most passing touchdowns
Most passing yards

[MoFo]

38,388 points scored in the NBA

[Emperor Smeat]

Most rings as a professional bench warmer.

Either break the hitting streak in baseball or most TDs caught/thrown in football.

[The Condor]

Most hits, just like Pete Rose.

[Hanso Amore]

56 game hit streak. I would love to take that mantle.


That will NEVER be broken.

[Hanso Amore]

Joey D will have that crown forever. And I think that "untouchable" mystique is appealing/

[El Fangel]

Most hits in a season - NHL

I wonder who that is, I actually do not know.

EDIT:

Wow, apparently Matt Martin broke it just this year.

Matt Martin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Martin_%28ice_hockey_b._1989%29), 374 (2011–12)

[Krimzon7]

lulz. I like the hit streak record. Seems pretty badass and there's an heir of untouchability to it.

Has anyone said Wilt Chamberlin's record of bitches fucked all time? I would love to (love) tackle that one.

[Krimzon7]

I want Wilt's Record, most bitches fucked by the man who dropped 100 points in one game.

:nono:

[DaveBrawl]

Bruce Smith's sack record would be awesome.

[Kris P Lettus]

Tiger Wood's money record..

[RP]

56 hits

[Keith]

Speaking of records:

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Most Championship parades slept through.

[Shisen Kopf]

Most goals score in a soccer game, so 1.

[James Steele]

NFL All-Time Rushing Record

[Stickman]

50 goals in 38 games