There is a god.....

[Nicky Fives]

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http://www.tpww.net/2012/06/kelly-kelly-taking-time-off-may-not-return/


Partial Source: Pwinsider

Numerous sources within WWE say Kelly Kelly has been granted “time off” by organization officials. She has been on the road full time since her 2006 debut and requested the break to recharge her batteries.

“She’s been here since she was a kid,” said a company source. “She had been pushing for time away to spend with her family and her boyfriend. Six years for someone of her age is a lifetime. She needed a break.”

Many of her colleagues don’t believe Kelly’s returning anytime soon, if at all, since she has begun promoting her alternative stage name (Barbie Blank) and is currently accepting requests for appearances and endorsements outside of WWE. She added the following information to her Twitter account over the weekend: “Barbie Blank/Kelly Kelly, WWE Diva, MAXIM Cover Girl and 100 Hottest Women. For full appearances/endorsements please contact Heidi at heidi@atamanagement.com.”

Kelly last competed on television on the May 21 Raw SuperShow, losing to Beth Phoenix. She last wrestled on May 26 in Quito, Ecuador.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Damn. I like Kelly Kelly.

[Crimson]

Boobies

[Ermaximus]

I could see her trying to get into acting, which won't work out so it's likely she becomes a porn star at some point.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

She'll probably just become whatever it is the likes of Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan are. Just sort of there.

[Triple Naitch]

I'll miss seeing her on my television.

[St. Jimmy]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rK4aZjdhfsw/T5mQbdWdKsI/AAAAAAAABkA/OmMp6EAT4mk/s1600/Daniel_Bryan_Yes.jpg

[SammyG]

Fuck, she's hot

[Ruien]

Why is this so special? This does not mean there will not be a diva division or women who can't wrestle on our television. Just means they need to find a new skinny bimbo to come in green as all heck and train her to be able to somewhat wrestle.

[Rollermacka]

Damm, I was hoping it was something about removing everyone with the last name Bischoff or Hogan completely from TNA :nono:

[Tazz Dan]

http://i.imgur.com/kKsB9.gif

:n:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg17/scaled.php?server=17&filename=kkkm.gif&res=landing

:y:

[Vastardikai]

When the ECW pay per view was in town, I held up a sign that said "Send Kelly to the Discoteque". Some 8 year old girl a couple rows up asked me what the last word was.

I told her "Don't worry about it, sweetheart." The reason being? a. I misspelled the name of the place, it's the "Discotheque." and more importantly b. The Discotheque is a local strip club. Some male fans who saw the sign laughed their asses off and nodded in agreement.

Second best ECW-themed sign I had. The best one? "Lashley Fears New Jack."

[Cool King]

Ah, so this is what Tazz Dan was talking about.

This is good news. :y:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nobody watches the divas for actual wrestling anyway, if they watch them at all. Would obviously much rather they kept around people like Kelly Kelly than whoever that ugly bird was that Clox made a thread about a while back who was apparently a "great wrestler".

[James Steele]

BRING BACK MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Volare]

Pfft. Maria ain't coming back.

[Triple Naitch]

Guys on here would rather see a bearded midget on their television instead of a 10 like Kelly Kelly. :roll:

[Ermaximus]

Guys on here would rather see a bearded midget on their television instead of a 10 like Kelly Kelly. :roll:

I'd actually rather watch Layla, Maryse, and AJ perform a three-way in the ring, but that's just me.

[Haze]

Never once when Kelly Kelly was in the ring, did I make note of her wrestling ability.

[Theo Dious]

Never once when Kelly Kelly was in the ring, did I make note of her wrestling ability.

I've also never made note of the 2000 pound pink elephant on her shoulders. Wonder if there's a connection.

[Volare]

I'd actually rather watch Layla, Maryse, and AJ perform a three-way in the ring, but that's just me.


:y::y::y:

[Innovator]

BRING BACK MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Fuck and yes, even if it means signing her boyfriend.

[Ermaximus]

Fuck and yes, even if it means signing her boyfriend.

Could make for a hot feud. CM Punk versus every diva he's fucked past and present.

[MisterLee]

Oh Praise The Lord..the diva who cant run the ropes..maybe she'll take the same route as Chyna. haha just playin..well not really I'm sure you dudes wouldn't mind.

[Ermaximus]

Honestly though, I see Ivalese from Tough Enough taking her place and doing a way better job in the end.

[#1-norm-fan]

She'll probably just become whatever it is the likes of Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan are. Just sort of there.

Professional appearer

[Rammsteinmad]

You can add Stacey Kiebler to that list.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm pretty sure Stacy's job title is "Goddess to humanity". Not sure if that's a commission only position though.

[Emperor Smeat]

If she leaves, who will we make fun of now for running into the ropes?

[Triple Naitch]

Shame on all of you for teasing Kelly Kelly's ring skills.

RISE ABOVE HATE

[Damndirty]

Well, she could've still been a valet! I wasn't much for her wrestling, but still... wanted to see her on television, hoping for a nipslip....

[Mercenary]

Thank god she was painful to watch.

[Ultra Mantis]

Well, she could've still been a valet! I wasn't much for her wrestling, but still... wanted to see her on television, hoping for a nipslip....

Barbie doesnt have nipples.

[K.Smoke]

I could see her trying to get into acting, which won't work out so it's likely she becomes a porn star at some point.

Don't we wish!

No like I mean i really do wish!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If she leaves, who will we make fun of now for running into the ropes?

http://cdn.chud.com/0/03/03f7ca95_johncenaangryface.jpeg

[MisterLee]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-740jKHFIgjo/T594MO4Xq1I/AAAAAAAAAgg/ujcUsoCJjBs/s400/Kelly+Kelly+07.jpg

This is all she's good for.

[Damndirty]

She should'nt have been a wrestler, it'd be okay for her to be a half naked valet

[XCaliber]

At least Keibler could wrestle to a degree but I won't miss if her if she leaves.

[Damndirty]

I won't miss her trying to wrestle, but I will miss those big tits and plump ass!

[Theo Dious]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-740jKHFIgjo/T594MO4Xq1I/AAAAAAAAAgg/ujcUsoCJjBs/s400/Kelly+Kelly+07.jpg

This is all she's good for.

Shark bait? I agree.

[K.Smoke]

lol I had to give him rep points for that one.

[Tom Guycott]

I'd actually rather watch Layla, Maryse, and AJ perform a three-way in the ring, but that's just me.

Post of the year!

[K.Smoke]

gets my vote