Official TNA Slammiversary Thread: Aries (c) vs. Joe & Then some shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

This TNA PPV thread has a serious chance of hitting 10 pages...

[Wake Up Call]

I love her tits, by far the best tits in the business!!

[St. Jimmy]

ZzZzZzZZzz

[#1-norm-fan]

"God bless Texas"? What a faggy thing to say.

[St. Jimmy]

NEW YORK CITY?!

[Nicky Fives]

Knockouts can wrestle, but none of them can talk worth a crap.....

[bigslimjj]

Not even watching but damnit we're goin for ten pages. TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA!!!

[Nicky Fives]

I really hope Joseph Park pulls out a barbed wire board tonight.....or the tacks & glass.....

[bigslimjj]

Joseph Park = Ratings?

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm a fan of this feud.

[Wake Up Call]

I love Abyss

I don't care if you fags say "he's a cheap Mankind" or whoever you guys compare him too in WWF/E. The WWE "Superstars" don't have half the passion this guy has.

[Nicky Fives]

Big Johnny Underarmour.....

[St. Jimmy]

Joe Park > Abyss.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm guessing Park snaps at some point, puts on the Abyss mask and goes hardcore and such.

[Nicky Fives]

I'm guessing Park snaps at some point, puts on the Abyss mask and goes hardcore and such.

I think this match has to have barbed wire.....

[#1-norm-fan]

This is one of the most "Anti-city person gets his comeuppance/Hometown hero wins one for the crowd" leaning events I can remember.

[St. Jimmy]

Slow psychology here.

[bigslimjj]

This is one of the most "Anti-city person gets his comeuppance/Hometown hero wins one for the crowd" leaning events I can remember.
The way it should be in my America by God.:yes:

[Nicky Fives]

does Park pull a blade job here?

[St. Jimmy]

Bubba just hit him with the Sick Kick. Roddy Strong is going to be mad.

[Tazz Dan]

:shifty:

[Nicky Fives]

#3 looks amazing....

[Nicky Fives]

QUICK CHANGE!

[Nicky Fives]

NEVERMIND..... that's not Park.....

[#1-norm-fan]

I wasn't looking until Abyss was standing in front of Bully Ray. Did it show his face?

[Tazz Dan]

Who played Abyss?

[Tazz Dan]

Pretty sure it was one of the Bella's

[Wake Up Call]

Roode is awesome

[Nicky Fives]

I wasn't looking until Abyss was standing in front of Bully Ray. Did it show his face?

no it didn't..... only from the back with the hood still on.....my guess is that it was Crimson or Terru as Abyss..... no one else really has the size.....

[Nicky Fives]

FUCK! MORE HOGAN!

[Tazz Dan]

CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicky Fives]

BOOM!

[Tazz Dan]

His IC title is obviously blending into his shirt.

[Nicky Fives]

at least the fans remember him.....

[taker707]

History in the making a Contracted WWE Superstar at a rival company's PPV. Wow.

[Tazz Dan]

Please come back!

[Nicky Fives]

I hope he goes heel and buries the company.....

[Tazz Dan]

YES YES YES YES YES

[bigslimjj]

I want an inter brand feud. One wwe vs. one TNA on both companies shows.Do it.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Vince letting one of his champions put over TNA. So sad how little they matter to WWE.

[Wake Up Call]

Christian getting the same reaction he gets in the WWE. None.

[Nicky Fives]

I wonder if Christian's appearance gets a mention on wwe.com.....

[St. Jimmy]

Sting BJ night.

[Nicky Fives]

I'm sorry, but that isn't the greatest TNA moment..... Skipper walking the cage FTW.....

[bigslimjj]

Well that's all the excuse HHH needed to get out the old shovel. Christian YOU...ARE...BURIED #gameofshovels

[bigslimjj]

I'm sorry, but that isn't the greatest TNA moment..... Skipper walking the cage FTW.....Preach it!:yes:

[#1-norm-fan]

Christian showing up at Slammiversary X to announce the #1 moment in TNA history is the #1 moment in TNA history.

[Nicky Fives]

Scott Steiner on Twitter:

"Brooke Tessmacher will now be called miss tessmacher bcuz hogan wants it that way.....really"

"How about brooke A and brooke B ...A is for amazon B is for beautiful..guess which brooke is the amazon"

[Tazz Dan]

Big Poppa Pump is our hookup.

[Nicky Fives]

Big Poppa Pump is our hookup.

the worst thing is that as crazy as he sounds, he's probably 99% accurate.....

[Nicky Fives]

I just realized.....Kurt Angle, Styles, Storm, Hardy, Anderson & RVD are all face..... somebody needs to turn.....

[bigslimjj]

TNA needs Steve Blackman....there I said it.

[Tazz Dan]

This is how you book a tag match.

[#1-norm-fan]

I just realized.....Kurt Angle, Styles, Storm, Hardy, Anderson & RVD are all face..... somebody needs to turn.....

And none of them are even in the main event tonight.

Pretty clusterfucky.

[Nicky Fives]

And none of them are even in the main event tonight.

Pretty clusterfucky.

They will be..... I'm hoping for a Roode/Angle feud before Storm gets his title back.... but after tonight, I'm thinking there's no way Sting loses.....

[#1-norm-fan]

This is how you book a tag match.

This is how you book a tag match when you don't have the time to build a slow story. Just forget rules and make it a texas tornado basically...

[Nicky Fives]

Styles in unbelieveable.....

[Tazz Dan]

lol he could have reached

[taker707]

Best Tag Team Match in a longggggggg time. Stole the Show!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

AJ is an idiot. That was a stupid chance to take.

[St. Jimmy]

Joe/Aries was better.

[SammyG]

Uh, those guys are good in the ring.

[Wake Up Call]

If you did not appreciate that match, you are an idiot. The best tag match I have seen in at least a year.

Better than anything the WWE has produced since Wrestlemania.

[Nicky Fives]

I guess this throws away my Roode/Angle feud.....

[Tazz Dan]

This is how you book a tag match when you don't have the time to build a slow story. Just forget rules and make it a texas tornado basically...

I'd rather that than the majority of WWE tag matches these days.

[#1-norm-fan]

If you did not appreciate that match, you are an idiot. The best tag match I have seen in at least a year.

Better than anything the WWE has produced since Wrestlemania.

You didn't watch Extreme Rules.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd rather that than the majority of WWE tag matches these days.

I wasn't knocking it.

[Tazz Dan]

If you did not appreciate that match, you are an idiot. The best tag match I have seen in at least a year.

Better than anything the WWE has produced since Wrestlemania.

You didn't watch Extreme Rules.

Don't feed the troll.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Dramatic music as Sting puts on silly makeup.

[Wake Up Call]

You didn't watch Extreme Rules.

Yes I did, however, I forget it. Please remind me, which match was better?

[Nicky Fives]

I don't think Extreme Rules had any Tag Team matches.....

[#1-norm-fan]

He didn't say TAG match.

[Tazz Dan]

I wasn't knocking it.

I was just making a general statement.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yes I did, however, I forget it. Please remind me, which match was better?

I have been informed you are a troll whom I am not to feed. I take this advice very seriously.

[#1-norm-fan]

... but all the main events.

[Nicky Fives]

The best tag match I have seen in at least a year.

Of course he didn't.....:roll:

[Tazz Dan]

You didn't watch Extreme Rules.

I don't think Extreme Rules had any Tag Team matches.....

He didn't say TAG match.

Yes I did, however, I forget it. Please remind me, which match was better?

Apparently he didn't if he's talking about a phantom tag match.

[St. Jimmy]

Yes I did, however, I forget it. Please remind me, which match was better?

Punk/Jericho and Brock/Cena

[Tazz Dan]

Wait, he forgot, we could have just said the other one was better :-\

[St. Jimmy]

Also Punk/Danielson from Over the Limit was ****1/2

[bigslimjj]

Almost ten pages.....TNA TNA TNA TNA

[Nicky Fives]

I don't see Sting losing this match..... which is unfortunate..... I think the best I can hope for is for some shenanigans.....

[St. Jimmy]

HEEL ENTRANCE OF HEELISHNESS.

[Wake Up Call]

I have been informed you are a troll whom I am not to feed. I take this advice very seriously.


It's kind of weird how one is a "troll" if he is just stating his opinion. I guess that is the label you get if others don't agree with you.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah. He may have genuinely forgotten.

[St. Jimmy]

Flair Robe.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's kind of weird how one is a "troll" if he is just stating his opinion. I guess that is the label you get if others don't agree with you.

Fair enough.

What St. Jimmy said.

Also, Bryan vs Sheamus 2 out of 3 falls.

If you didn't appreciate those three Extreme Rules matches, you're an idiot.

:shifty:

[Nicky Fives]

VINTAGE Team Canada Roode robe.....

[St. Jimmy]

BOBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Executioner]

Roode wears Terry Taylor's robe better than Taylor did

[Wake Up Call]

Punk and Jericho was good, as was Bryan and Sheamus. Wasn't a fan of Cena/Lesnar.

But I still think that tag match was great to watch, and the best TAG match I've seen in a long time.

[St. Jimmy]

Three of the Four World Champions aren't americans right now.

Roode, Steen, Sheamus

[#1-norm-fan]

I can't remember the last really good tag match I saw.

[Nicky Fives]

Three of the Four World Champions aren't americans right now.

Roode, Steen, Sheamus

pretty sure ROH doesn't count as a World Champion..... TNA barely counts.....lol

[Wake Up Call]

I can't remember the last really good tag match I saw.


You just seen one :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

uMo sign <3

[St. Jimmy]

pretty sure ROH doesn't count as a World Champion..... TNA barely counts.....lol

I will slap you in the mouth.

[Tazz Dan]

lol Boots to Asses chant.

[St. Jimmy]

Punk and Steen are fantastic.

[Wake Up Call]

Stinger looks good for 53. Impressive.

[#1-norm-fan]

So the biggest PPV in TNA history HAS to end with the feel good moment of Sting winning the title, right?

[Nicky Fives]

So the biggest PPV in TNA history HAS to end with the feel good moment of Sting winning the title, right?

You would think.....

[St. Jimmy]

No, this has to end in the usual TNA bullshit ending.

[Tazz Dan]

There will be a swerve and they'll announce it was actually Sting in the pictures with AJ

[#1-norm-fan]

Let's not exaggerate there, crowd.

[Nicky Fives]

I wouldn't mind seeing Jeff Jarrett interference tbh.....

[Nicky Fives]

LOL at Val crawling on her hands and knees..... too many jokes there.....

[bigslimjj]

So the biggest PPV in TNA history HAS to end with the feel good moment of Sting winning the title, right?Or they could let the champ beat their only hall of famer,thus cramming Roooooode down our throats even further.

[St. Jimmy]

DAT TNA ENDING.

[Tazz Dan]

Sting, a 25 year veteran didn't know Roode couldn't tap-out outside the ring. Really TNA?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol... wait, what?

[Nicky Fives]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!!!!

[taker707]

no feel good moment. lol

[Tazz Dan]

Punk/Jericho spot to end the match.

[bigslimjj]

TEN PAGES!!!

[Tazz Dan]

STING HAS SNAPPED

[St. Jimmy]

VINTAGE TNA

[#1-norm-fan]

I was just about to say something about Christian interefering to cost Sting and how intriguing that would be...

No such luck.

[Nicky Fives]

Christian might make the save in a dark match of sorts.....

[St. Jimmy]

lol what an incredible lame bump

[Wake Up Call]

Someone stop the action! Sting is bleeding!!

[taker707]

A holy Shit chant for that? Really Really?

[St. Jimmy]

TNA I'm proud of you, you never change. You're like a retarded child.

[Nicky Fives]

stream died.....

[bigslimjj]

Someone stop the action! Sting is bleeding!!Not in these parts fella. This is TNA country

[Tazz Dan]

Ok PPV as a whole I guess. Even Hogan's bits weren't that bad.

[taker707]

6/10 Not the worst TNA PPV ever.

[#1-norm-fan]

stream died.....

Lucky!

[Nicky Fives]

we hit 10 pages..... we all should be proud.....

[St. Jimmy]

5/10. Better than the average -2/10 TNA ppv.

[Wake Up Call]

TNA I'm proud of you, you never change. You're like a retarded child.

Honestly, without knowing any of the storylines, which I didn't because I couldn't be bothered to watch TNA, and can hardly watch WWE, I was just bored as hell tonight, I thought it was a good night filled with some good matches.

[St. Jimmy]

I CARRIED THIS THREAD LIKE IT WAS A MATCH WITH HOGAN.

[Tazz Dan]

10 pages for a TNA PPV. People coming on to the forum will be like HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMETHING AMAZING MUST OF HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really we all just spoke shit to each other the whole time, it was nice.

[St. Jimmy]

Tazz Dan 4 MVP

[Tazz Dan]

I CARRIED THIS THREAD LIKE IT WAS A MATCH WITH HOGAN.

Which is why you should sign up for Forum Champion, and check your rep.

[Tazz Dan]

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[Tazz Dan]

:wave:

[Lock Jaw]

I don't care about anything else but.... SOMEONE GET ME A VIDEO OF CHRISTIAN'S APPEARANCE RIGHT AWAY.

[Tazz Dan]

Watch it quick before it's taken down.

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[Tazz Dan]

Maybe I should have watched it first lol

[#1-norm-fan]

I wonder how many guys in the back just gathered around Christian before the show tonight with a sparkle in their eyes while he told stories about what it's like hanging out with the big kids?

[Lock Jaw]

THAT WAS JUST SOME PUNK KID TALKING IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER. :MAD:

[Tazz Dan]

THAT WAS JUST SOME PUNK KID TALKING IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER. :MAD:

Maybe I should have watched it first lol

[St. Jimmy]

Long Story short, Christian threw the IC title in the trash and said he's coming back to TNA fulltime. He challenged Austin Aries to a match at the next PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

Posted at the same time, bro. I appreciate your effort though.

HATE THAT KID IN THE VID FOR LIFE, THOUGH.

[Wake Up Call]

I wonder how many guys in the back just gathered around Christian before the show tonight with a sparkle in their eyes while he told stories about what it's like hanging out with the big kids?


Do you think guys, unless you are at the top, like working for the WWE? I dunno about that.

[St. Jimmy]

Christian answered questions like "What was it like to be the least respected world champion this side of Miz?"

[#1-norm-fan]

Do you think guys, unless you are at the top, like working for the WWE? I dunno about that.

Do I think guys enjoy money, fame and getting the opportunity to eventually be at the top of their profession.

Yes. Yes I do.

[#1-norm-fan]

Christian answered questions like "What was it like to be the least respected world champion this side of Miz?"

... and anyone who has ever won a world title in TNA.

[James Steele]

#1-wwf-fan is on a roll right now.

[St. Jimmy]

... and anyone who has ever won a world title in TNA.

That was what he answered the question with.

[Damndirty]

Christian's appearance may put the first real shock factor in TNA for once. Might actually help them. Crimson losing may have been a bad idea, unless there are big plans for James Storm. Abyss thing kinda weird, but new. Roode staying champ without killing Sting's image, good! But where... the FUCK is Joey Ryan?

[James Steele]

Christian's appearance may put the first real shock factor in TNA for once. Might actually help them.

Dixie fucking announced it on Twitter days ago.

[James Steele]

Anybody got me a hook-up on a replay?

[Ruien]

This was one of the better ppvs from both WWE and TNA for months.

[#1-norm-fan]

It wasn't terrible. Best TNA PPV I've seen. And Over the Limit wasn't very good but before that was Extreme Rules which was night and day compared to anything TNA could do.

[James Steele]

Here is Part 1 on DailyMotion. I know DailyMotion sucks, but its the best I can find right now.

[James Steele]

Going to do running commentary while I watch TNA Slammiversary X (2012):

Intro video is nice. Don West's voice is annoying.

Jesus Christ, we're opening with Hulk Hogan and him letting the crowd jack him off for 15 minutes.

Pan over of the entire arena makes TNA look like an actual fucking promotion.

[James Steele]

Hulk Hogan welcomes us to Slammiversary, brothers. Apparently, tonight is a celebration of 10 years of TNA iMPACT WRESTLING, jack!

We need to be bolted down because the next 10 years will be just as awesome, brother. LOL @ TNA lasting 10 more years or Hogan still being there.

[James Steele]

"TNA is shooting to the moon, dude." he says.

Hogan is going to push buttons. He is going old school. Opening match is Samoa Joe vs Austin Aries. WOWWWWWWZA, dude!

[James Steele]

WOW, ITS FOR THE TITLE! ITS FOR THE TITLE! ITS FOR THE TITLE!

Mike Tenay is verbally fellating Hogan over this decision.

I really can't stand how they call their guy the general manager. Why not also make him "Executive Vice President of Talent Relations".

I hate Samoa Joe's face.

[James Steele]

Stupid fucking mohawk.

Austin Aries is coming out with a bad ass cape.

[James Steele]

Tazz just called Dallas a town full of homophobes. "Most people don't go walkin' through Dallas,Texas in a cape!"

[James Steele]

I wonder if it pisses Samoa Joe off that CM Punk will be an infinitely bigger star than him. #JealousyAmongFriends

[James Steele]

VICIOUS KNEES! VICIOUS CHOPS!

WOW, HE HURRICANRANA'D SAMOA JOE!

Samoa Joe looking all cocky after countering a move like the fat ugly-faced douche he is.

[James Steele]

Wow, roundhouse by Joe. I wish I could stand looking at Joe's face because he is fucking good.

[James Steele]

"lackadaisical cover" by The Samoa Hideous-faced Machine

[James Steele]

Crowd is chanting something, but it is inaudible and annoying. As I typed that, they switch to clapping.

[James Steele]

Nice suicide-dive by Aries.

Dueling chants from the crowd. Tenay acknowledges this. Thankfully, they aren't calling either man "controversial".

Aries kicks out of a modified "Emerald Fusion" by Joe. Nice...

[James Steele]

Both men resorting to stiff striking before Aries goes for a Suplex on the Rotund Ragehead.

[James Steele]

Samoa Joe counters another hurricanrana attempt into a powerbomb. Fuck, I hate dailymotion.

[James Steele]

Correction: After the DailyMotion ad, Samoa Joe has him in a crab and into a crossface and now into a rollup.

[James Steele]

Samoa Joe adjusting himself as he walks into the corner. Aries punches him. Stiff shots...Joe headbutting him repeatedly.

Joe looks into the crowd. Poor crowd.

Aries propped on top rope. GOING FOR THE MUSCLEBUSTER!

Punches by Aries stops it. Uh oh...Joe punches and goes for Superplex. Aries battle out again. MONGOLIAN CHOP! FUCK YEAH!

JOE FALLS DOWN! 450 SPLASH! JESUS THAT WAS AWESOME! BUT JOE KICKS OUT BECAUSE HE IS A FAT SACK OF SHIT WITH AN UGLY FACE!

[James Steele]

Both men selling the the move. Battling on their knees. Exchanging blows.

Samoa Joe holding his sides. Aries up punching away at the Ugly Faced Assassin. Joe locks in a Rear Naked Choke.

Aries counters with the flip over the choke to get a pin. Always a neat spot.

Aries runs at Joe in the corner and gets slammed.

Joe gives a mean face to the crowd. Seriously, I can't stand his face and fake "GRRRRRR IM INTENSE AND A BADASS" bullshit.

Muscle Buster Attempt #2 countered into a Crucifix/Neckbreaker thing. Stiff kicks from Aries. Holy shit they are popping.

ARIES GETS HIM UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER AND THE PIN!!! Impressive.

Austin Aries might be good enough to be in WWE. Samoa Joe's face will cause him to be stuck in the never-ending black hole of hell that is TNA.

Good match, but St. Jimmy certainly oversold this bout.

[James Steele]

Texas Flag waving to some corny country/rock instrumental. Fuck you.

[James Steele]

Tazz and Tenay at ringside! Tazz is too good for this shit. He needs to be in WWE.

[James Steele]

Tazz/Tenay wasting time. Tenay needs to go back to being the 3rd man in the booth who only talks every 15 minutes and only says a couple of sentences.

Fan won competition to ring the bell for the 2nd match of the night.

KID KASH IS BACK IN TNA! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY Sheesh.

His opponent is HERNANDEZ (who is also returning).

I wonder who will win this one. Why the fuck is Kid Kash on the card? When did they announce this? I'm betting on SuperMex winning...since he has actually been consistently booked by TNA in the past 5 years.

[James Steele]

Where is Hernandez' old stable-mate who was like Mexican X-Pac?

[James Steele]

I'm taking a piss and not even going to pause this. BRB

[Tazz Dan]

Can you stop saying Tazz. It may fuck up a vanity search if I ever decide to do one.

[James Steele]

Damn it, Part 3 ended while I was taking a piss. I didn't miss much and I have to sit through another fucking ad for "Lizard Lick Towing".

[James Steele]

No. He is fucking TAZZ.

[James Steele]

Kid Kash looks good, though. Stiff chops. Really lame looking arm hold by Kash.

[James Steele]

Now in a less shitty looking armbreaker.

More stiff chops. Now some stiff kicks.

[James Steele]

Holy shit at that flying dragonrana faceplant armbreaker thingy. Tornado DDT followed. SuperMex is hanging on...and slingshot shoulder block out of nowhere by SuperMex.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm gonna go delete that nice comment I made in my 10k thread now :o

[James Steele]

Tazz has a boner for Kid Kash.

Hernandez gaining the momentum now. Cena-esque. Uh oh, STINGERSPLASH BY SUPERMEX!

Kash taking a breather.

GOD DAMN, SUPERMEX WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE!

[James Steele]

Damn, Hernandez must be auditioning for WWE because he is looking amazing right now with the athletic stuff he is doing.

[James Steele]

Tazz with a shoutout to Sahadi. How fucking bush league is that shit? Good job on the camera angle, director. THAT IS HIS FUCKING JOB!

Hernandez wins in a good bout. Hernandez looked really good.

Moment #3 in TNA history is... AJ STYLES VS JERRY LYNN in the finals of the tournament to crown the first ever X-Division Champion.

[James Steele]

Robbie E and Robbie T out now. Can't believe this shit is still going.

Tazz is dropping crazy amount of Texas stereotypes. Fuck you.

Garrett Bischoff and Devon are there opponents. Fuck this shit.

Garrett Bischoff is why I hate TNA. Along with Hogan and Samoa Joe's face. And Kurt Angle not being in WWE.

[James Steele]

Devon looking impressive. Garrett Bischoff looking like a sack of shit because that is what he is. Like Samoa Joe's face.

Garrett Bischoff can't even get tights. He is wearing pants made to look like windpants. What in the holy mother of fuck is that bush league bullshit?

Orton-esque clotheslines by Garrett on Robbie E.

[James Steele]

Robbie T is tagged in. I wonder if he misses having sex with Orlando Jordan.

[James Steele]

Madison Rayne is now ripping off AJ from WWE and giving creepy sexy looks to wrestlers. She wants to see Robbie E's velvet rope or Eric Bischoff paid her $1,000 to fuck Garrett and make him get rid of that stupid fucking tattoo on his chest.

[James Steele]

Tazz and Tenay talking about tanning as this clip comes to an end. I now hope to listen to the fucking ad for Lizard Lick Towing now.

[James Steele]

DailyMotion wouldn't be so bad if they had different ads. I've seen this same fucking ad 5 times now for Lizard Lick Towing.

[James Steele]

What the fuck? There is a God! Part 4 ended in the middle of the Bischoff/Devon vs Jersey Pricks match and Part 5 opens in the middle of RVD/Anderson/Hardy.

I see what you mean about Anderson's hair.

[James Steele]

RVD did a spot where he crashed and burned on a 5*FS after a superplex by Anderson on Hardy. Shit looked way to choreographed.

[James Steele]

"This is wrestling" chant. Shut the fuck up, you cunts.

[#1-norm-fan]

"This is wrestling" chant. Shut the fuck up, you cunts.

They were actually chanting it angrily because they were lured in thinking it was a giant strip club.

"THIS IS WRESTLING! :mad:"

[James Steele]

RVD has evolved as much in the past 10 years as Brock Lesnar's mic skills have improved in the past 10 years.

Good match, but it's all "neat spots" and no real story going on. FFS, the winner gets a title shot on iMPACT and all they can do is stand there or sit there as their opponent takes forever to do highly choreographed moves.

[James Steele]

"This is awesome! RVD!" chant. Shut the fuck up, you cunts.

[James Steele]

Hardy nailed the Swonton Bomb, but the Brunette Bomber Mr. Anderson breaks it up.

RVD/Anderson have nice exchange. Mic Check - Pinfall. Mr. Anderson wins! I can't wait for TNA to do the epic Orton/Anderson feud in Autumn 2013.

[James Steele]

JB's voice is fucking horrible. Why is he an announcer or interviewer?

[James Steele]

Crimson's cocky gimmick is better than his previous gimmick of being an angry guy who served in the military.

Crimson needs to stop that stupid "shave strips out of my beard" thing. I wonder if his brother Amazing Red will do a run-in.

Crimson seems to have natural mic skills, but it might just be he isn't insanely uncomfortable and awkward like Dixie Carter.

[GD]

I want to see Christian's appearance.

[James Steele]

FFS, CAN I SEE SOME OTHER AD THAN THE LIZARD LICK SHOW ON TRUTV?@?!?!?!!?! MOTHER FUCKER

[James Steele]

The uploader's mistake spared me the Bischoff match. Part 5 and Part 6 are the same clip. Hope nothing important happened between the Bischoff match and the 3-way.

[James Steele]

FUCK NOW I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS LIZARD LICK AD AGAIN

[James Steele]

I seriously want to shoot the Lizard Lick Towing Co.'s staff in the face with a bazooka now.

Crimson continuing his "cocky heel" gimmick. Oh man, Crimson made a wonderful joke. "They say everything is bigger in Texas. They weren't kidding...I'm seeing the biggest groups of losers I've ever seen!" ***HEEL HEAT***

Now Crimson is attacking the sports teams. Jesus, this man is truly innovative.

[owenbrown]

JS, what browser are you using? get that Ad Blocker Plus add-on

[James Steele]

LOL

TNA fans actually think TNA could afford Goldberg to challenge Crimson. HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL

TENNESSEE COWBOY JAMES STORM! FUCK YEAH!

I love this. Arrogant yankee talks shit and now SOUTHERN JUSTICE will reign down upon the red-headed sack of shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

Crimson's backstage promo before his match was pretty good. He is comfortable on the mic and something about his voice seems nice and "heely". Can't quite put my finger on it.

[James Steele]

JS, what browser are you using? get that Ad Blocker Plus add-on

Firefox. Adding ASAP. I can't handle another fucking Lizard Lick ad. Seriously...

[#1-norm-fan]

JS, what browser are you using? get that Ad Blocker Plus add-on

That doesn't work for ads within a video does it??

[James Steele]

Crimson's backstage promo before his match was pretty good. He is comfortable on the mic and something about his voice seems nice and "heely". Can't quite put my finger on it.

He really is comfortable on the mic and the cocky thing works. Nothing is worse than a guy doing a heel promo and him being uncomfortable and awkward.

[GD]

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[James Steele]

That doesn't work for ads within a video does it??

When I relaunched Firefox after installing, it didn't air it. It aired on every single load previously. Owenbrown may have kept me from killing myself trying to watch a TNA ppv.

[James Steele]

Mondo, quit stealing my fucking thunder.

[James Steele]

James Storm not even taking off his coat to whoop some Yankee ass. I love James Storm.

SteeleStat: James Steele's favorite TNA match is the "Texas Deathmatch" between James Storm and Chris Harris at Sacrifice 2007.

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[James Steele]

The streak is over and James Storm is going bonkers in Arlington, Texas!

[James Steele]

Back to JB with Austin Aries.

[GD]

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nah, just jk...carry on.

[James Steele]

Holy shit, Austin Aries just cut a got-damn'd promo. Hope TNA treats him right.

[James Steele]

The #2 moment in TNA history is...HULK HOGAN SIGNING WITH TNA!

FUCKINGSHOCKERBROTHER

[Lock Jaw]

Too bad they used Christian's remixed TNA theme that they gave him near the end of his run. His original theme was much better. Thought the remix kinda killed it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh man, you're in the middle of the "Texas rules, fuck everyone else" portion of the show.

[James Steele]

Dixie Carter coming to the ring. She will probably announce that AJ Styles has the biggest cock in wrestling and will be named "Executive Vice President of Executive Relations"

[James Steele]

Oh man, you're in the middle of the "Texas rules, fuck everyone else" portion of the show.

Nothing wrong with that. #ProudTexan

God, the TNA circle jerk is so annoying. It's bad enough when WWE gives themselves a blowjob but they can do it because they are wrestling.

[GD]

Too bad they used Christian's remixed TNA theme that they gave him near the end of his run. His original theme was much better. Thought the remix kinda killed it.

Yeah. It annoyed me a bit too. Also didn't appreciate Hogan's presence.

[James Steele]

LOL...the guy quit uploading as Dixie was going to do something other than talk about how great TNA and its fans are. FUCK. Gotta go find a new uploader.

[James Steele]

HAHA FOUND IT!!! PM me and I'll give you a link.

[James Steele]

"Thank you, Dixie" chant. STFU.

King Mo going to debut?

[James Steele]

Dixie talking about how great the wrestlers of TNA are...

[James Steele]

...in bed.

[James Steele]

Tazz saying how great this roster is. I have to agree. TNA has the most athletically gifted roster in the world which is why it is such a shame they have NEVER had a clue how to fucking use them.

[James Steele]

LOL

Why is JB with the roster?

[James Steele]

Sting going into the Hall of Fame. Hogan said Sting is wrestling's biggest star today. Apparently, Hogan wasn't in Miami in April.

[James Steele]

I wish Sting would be willing to go into the WWE Hall of Fame. They'd do it 1,000,000 times better than anything TNA will do.

[James Steele]

Crimson is breaking kayfabe like a mother fucker right now.

[James Steele]

Holy shit, Hogan is putting Sting over...CLEAN! ROFL

[James Steele]

Sting is the fucking man, though. He deserves better than this bush league bullshit promotion.

[James Steele]

"Thank you, Sting!" chant. See TNA fans, those chants mean a lot more when they are deserved. "Yes!" chants now. WTF...are you going to break out in a "Let's go Cena! Cena Sucks!" chant?

[James Steele]

Dixie doesn't want to distract Sting from his big match later, but she would like to suck your cock in celebration.

[James Steele]

Sting needs to do one run in WWE so the entire wrestling world knows just how good he is.

[James Steele]

Awesome. Tenay is now blowing Sting and TNA.

[James Steele]

Tazz stumbling over his words in an attempt to get a piece of his cock as well.

[James Steele]

Knockouts Championship Match is up now.

[James Steele]

HOLY SHIT AT THAT POP FOR MISS TESSMACHER!

TEXAS PRIDE BITCHES

[James Steele]

Gail Kim has awesome music.

[James Steele]

Is Droford's brother the referee for this match?