Supreme Presents A Hasney Joint: RAW Supershow - 6/18/12. Cena Has No More Aces Up His Sleeve! (VSG is racist)

[Mr. C]

I just want to know who’s going to be the next ex-RAW main eventer. Last week was Vader, who tonight? Would be cool to hear those opening psycho style bars.

[Ermaximus]

Nash. Also, make the title more appealing if you're making the Raw thread this early please.

[Big Vic]

Yeah who is presenting this raw?

[Ermaximus]

Cyndi Lauper is the guest host, I know that much.

Fuck it, I'll "present" Raw this week.

Ermaximus Presents Raw Supershow for 06/18/12. Cena Yet Again Overcame the Odds, and There Are No More Aces Up His Sleeve!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is there any chance of Billy Gunn showing up? I might watch if there is.

[Nicky Fives]

Is there any chance of Billy Gunn showing up? I might watch if there is.

Since Raw is in New York, tonight is the perfect night for X-Pac to return, as they can hype The Kliq & the Curtain Call 15+ years ago, and perhaps the first "great" Raw moment of him upsetting Razor Ramon as 1-2-3 Kid (also in NY at Manhattan Center) ..... if he's coming back, tonight would be the night..... I'd still love to see Mr. Ass though.....

[Big Vic]

Cyndi Lauper is the guest host, I know that much.

Fuck it, I'll "present" Raw this week.

Ermaximus Presents Raw Supershow for 06/18/12. Cena Yet Again Overcame the Odds, and There Are No More Aces Up His Sleeve!Ooo he cut you out of the title

[Ermaximus]

:foc:

[Volare]

Sombody gon get dey ass whipped.

[Damndirty]

So is this the official Raw thread tonight?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Thread title fixed for maximum badassery.

But not by me because I'm not here.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[VSG]

"Joint" makes this feel like I am in the hood.

[Damndirty]

I wish I was stoned.
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[VSG]

Thread title fixed for maximum badassery.

But not by me because I'm not here.

:foc:

[Corndad]

Hoping one of these Random Main Eventers is Sid just to watch this site go down lol

Hopefully we hear from Heyman tonight to continue the Brock stuff with HHH. Not sure if we will till after MITB but a guy can dream can't he?

Also hoping for some more weekly Punk/Bryan/Kane/AJ goodness tonight.

[Mr. C]

I'm watching SummerSlam 96 right now. The promo Sid cuts before his match with Bulldog is better than the match. So hilarious.

I just want to hear that theme hit in that arena...

[CSL]

haven't decided if I'm going to watch RAW is WAR tonight

[CSL]

just decided I'm going to watch RAW is WAR tonight

[Damndirty]

So what happens if Ace somehow gets hired back tonight?

[CSL]

some more professional wrestling storylines will branch from it

[Damndirty]

Good or bad?

[CSL]

no idea. Interested to see who replaces him if that's what they go with

[Gonzo]

Forgot No Way Out was on last night. Only caught the last match via stream. Going to tune in while they're bringing some old guys back.

[Ermaximus]

Ermaximus Presents Raw Supershow for 06/18/12. Cena Yet Again Overcame the Odds, and There Are No More Aces Up His Sleeve!

:foc::foc:

I see how it is!

[Wake Up Call]

I may as well watch this, seeing as how my Blue Jays are doing nothing but hurting my heart.

[Immortal Moose]

no idea. Interested to see who replaces him if that's what they go with

I'm hoping it's Regal but that may be a stretch.

[Jari]

Enters thread hoping not to be bullied by Tazz Dan again.

[Corndad]

Can't wait to hear the pop for Ryder tonight

[ClockShot]

Good evening boys and girls.

[Cool King]

I expect to see Zack Ryder tonight.

[Immortal Moose]

Foley with the surprise tonight.

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah, Cyndi is hosting tonight. Might be in and out during this show.

Hey, Mick Foley is here. Must be cash grab.

[Tazz Dan]

Zack Ryder tease there?

[Immortal Moose]

Good evening boys and girls.

:wave:

[Rollermacka]

A, Why the fuck is Cyndi Lauper going to take up RAW air time? When was the last time Cyndi Lauper relivent in any form of entertainment?

B, Was it just me or did Vince sound like he said, Your Hired?

[Corndad]

Oh Mike Adamle Week.. I can smell it...

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that probably explains how they are filling in Ace's job for the short term with guest GMs.

[Immortal Moose]

Can't wait for Mike Adamle to make his return.

[RawRocks]

Mick Foley is in charge.

[Immortal Moose]

Oh Mike Adamle Week.. I can smell it...

lol beat me to it.

[Theo Dious]

Great. Mick shows up and books something we've seen like 3 times.

[Cool King]

Wow, The LI doesn't give a fuck about Kane.

[Jari]

Didn't we do this on Smackdown?

[ClockShot]

New York is hoppin' tonight. Yankees and Mets are at home, WWE is in town.

Can't get any better in that town tonight.

[Gonzo]

Crowd is rather live.

[ClockShot]

I love New York.

[CSL]

wow the Micker's even wearing shoes

[Cool King]

lol Big Johnny ain't selling the arm.

[ClockShot]

Speak up, I can't hear ya.

[Damndirty]

Sounds like he's gonna blow blood from his sinuses...

[Jari]

For a minute I thought he had given away the dark match.

[Frank Drebin]

New York is hoppin' tonight. Yankees and Mets are at home, WWE is in town.

Can't get any better in that town tonight.

They can start by not throwing their garbage out on the street like scumbags.:p

[Damndirty]

Throw it in the ring!

[Cool King]

Ah, here comes Sheamus. Arsearsearsearsearse.

[RawRocks]

LOL! Great timing.

[Damndirty]

Punk's an umpire now I guess.

[Damndirty]

Lawler and Cole act so fascinated with things they've seen over and over again. Good acting!

[Cool King]

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[el bobbo]

Hey guys, anyone doing a little drinkin'?

[ClockShot]

Heh. The come back from commercial break and punk and sheamus and doing some crazy signs in the ring.

[RKO'em]

I've been doing a bit

[Damndirty]

I bet AJ's hiding under the ring and gonna pop out like Kane

[TNARICK,,,]

Hey wwe fans,,,, what do you think would make wwe become good again?

[Immortal Moose]

Hey guys, anyone doing a little drinkin'?

Yep, as always.

[el bobbo]

God damn what a pop for D-Bry.

[Damndirty]

Am I supposed to feel that magic from this match?

[Jari]

Hey guys, anyone doing a little drinkin'?
Drinking alone, eh?

[Rollermacka]

Hey wwe fans,,,, what do you think would make wwe become good again?

Hey guys, anyone doing a little drinkin'?

El Bobbo answered your question before you even asked it

[el bobbo]

Am I supposed to feel that magic from this match?

This is a Teddy Long classic playa.

[Damndirty]

HOLLA!!!

[Rollermacka]

Hey guys, anyone doing a little drinkin'?

Maybe, just finished a good post workout meal. Steak with garlic butter, chicken and poblano pepper sausage, grilled tomatos and bread.

[Damndirty]

I may sneak a lil whiskey in, just in case I'm disappointed.

[el bobbo]

Maybe, just finished a good post workout meal. Steak with garlic butter, chicken and poblano pepper sausage, grilled tomatos and bread.

I didn't even eat dinner. Just started drinkin'.

[Damndirty]

Rollermacka's gonna have a harder time getting drunk after eating all of that.

[ClockShot]

Dan-iel Bry-an........SUCKS! chant.

I like this crowd.

[Corndad]

C'mon AJ... Come out

[Damndirty]

She does needs to come, this match is going on too long.

[Frank Drebin]

Maybe, just finished a good post workout meal. Steak with garlic butter, chicken and poblano pepper sausage, grilled tomatos and bread.

Sounds like a "Good Morning Burger"
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[el bobbo]

We need a Ziggler appearance.

[Rollermacka]

Rollermacka's gonna have a harder time getting drunk after eating all of that.

Yea, but it's a Monday. I had a random "lets get wasted on a Sunday" night yesterday. Maybe just one Rum & Pepsi Max. I got a match on the 6th so I gotta be ready for that

[Dukelorange]

Daniel Bryan: The Goat Faced Killah...

[Damndirty]

Guess we're gonna have to wait to see the rematch, dammit:nono:

[Immortal Moose]

lmao AJ

[Tazz Dan]

lol AJ the fuck?

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!

[Cool King]

Yep, knew AJ would do that.

[Emperor Smeat]

AJ went from being crazy to just straight up trolling Kane now.

[Frank Drebin]

AJs got a lil Harley Quinn in her tonight

[Gonzo]

lolllllll

[ClockShot]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :eek:

[RKO'em]

lmao

[Damndirty]

WTF is she wearing???

[CSL]

lol the AJ pop

[Tazz Dan]

Nice finisher

[Innovator]

Poor Kane, so confused

[Damndirty]

NOTE TO SELF: Kane does not make a good tagteam partner with AJ around

[Corndad]

This is fantastic.

[Tazz Dan]

AJ got a bigger pop than Sheamus

[DirtyD]

That was fun

[ClockShot]

Move it along.

[Damndirty]

Poor Kane, so confused

How would you feel if you had a dowsing-rod dick that followed AJ everywhere she went?

[Dukelorange]

NOTE TO SELF: Kane does not make a good tagteam partner with AJ around

This makes the second time Kane sucked as a partner and the third time AJ cost him a match... I wonder if Kane tombstoned her, would it miss worse than Big Shows WMD on Vinne Mac?

[DirtyD]

http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/a/a4/Harley-quinn-female-villians-2439836-259-337.jpg
AJ?

[Damndirty]

I think it'd be hard for him to tombstone her anyways. She's about one third his size!

[Sepholio]

ROFL AJ with the Kane mask.

[Damndirty]

Did you know.... I don't give a fuck!!!

[ClockShot]

YOU TELL 'EM ZIGS! WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE THE STRONGER OF THE 2!

[Damndirty]

Poor Swagger... I actually feel very sorry for him.

[Tazz Dan]

Vickie on a pole

[ClockShot]

RUH-ROH.

[Damndirty]

BIG SLOOOOOOW!!!

[Juan]

Poor Swagger... I actually feel very sorry for him.

Yeah, poor guy's making millions of dollars and is featured on television multiple times a week.

[Frank Drebin]

Love how all of WWE's "Did You Knows" basically amount to them telling us "Hey, look at all the other people who arent embarrased to admit they watch WWE!!"

[McLegend]

Is it wrong that I want AJ to have my children?

[Innovator]

Holy fuck thats the reaction Dolph!

[Cool King]

Nice pop for Ziggler. :y:

[Innovator]

Is it wrong that I want AJ to have my children?
Crazy chicks, amirite?

[CSL]

really about time I purchased that Dolph shirt

[Damndirty]

Yeah, poor guy's making millions of dollars and is featured on television multiple times a week.

For now, and then he becomes a jobber until he's no longer on tv.

[Innovator]

really about time I purchased that Dolph shirt
If you post a picture of yourself in that shirt, Seth's head might explode.

[Innovator]

His head head, get your minds out of the gutters.

[McLegend]

Crazy chicks, amirite?

I think you might be on to something.

[Damndirty]

Love how all of WWE's "Did You Knows" basically amount to them telling us "Hey, look at all the other people who arent embarrased to admit they watch WWE!!"

I wonder if they're counting us...

[el bobbo]

Ziggler chants? Fuckin' right.

[Damndirty]

Zigg wearing tiger stripe tights?

[CSL]

Dolph turn or the start of one could be on the cards right here

[Frank Drebin]

When was the last time we got a heel vs. heel match on TV?

[el bobbo]

I wonder if they're counting us...

I have secret handshakes and lingo with the people who enjoy wrestling in real life. It's some real Freemasonry shit.

[DirtyD]

Zigg wearing tiger stripe tights?

Hell Yea

[Juan]

Weird to see Ziggler working as a face

[Damndirty]

We slap each other's asses.

[CSL]

yah, looks like Dolph's going to put in a heroic injured performance but "come up just short" maybe

[Damndirty]

At least we won't have Vickie screaming throughout this match.

[Damndirty]

Cmon, Ziggy Wiggy!

[ClockShot]

Atta boy, Zigs.

[CSL]

orrrr that

[Damndirty]

FOLLOW

[Damndirty]

THAT!!!

[DirtyD]

Anyone else think of Gary Busy when they see Swagger?

[Theo Dious]

If they play this right they'll have Vickie and Swagger turn on Dolph, then have Dolph act exactly the same way and just book him against heels.

[Corndad]

Well looks like Dolph is stayin on the #heel side a bit longer

[Damndirty]

Anyone else think of Gary Busy when they see Swagger?

Of Jake Busey

[CSL]

he could explode if they take their time, really make them want it

[RKO'em]

hahah I like how they don't even have coverage of Swagger in the ring at all at the end of that

[ClockShot]

STRIKE 3!

[Juan]

People in Mexico don't even eat nachos

[Rollermacka]

:lol: It looked like the girls were giving Del Rio a Golden Shower

[Damndirty]

Swagger is a jobber!

[Frank Drebin]

I have secret handshakes and lingo with the people who enjoy wrestling in real life. It's some real Freemasonry shit.

A secret handshake like this.... (20 secs in)
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[CSL]

bedpan McMahon

[Damndirty]

THat shit was funny as fuck!

[Corndad]

Figured be this clip with Foley hosting tonight

[Damndirty]

Yurple!!!

[CSL]

Vince was gold through that entire segment

[ClockShot]

Bedpan McMahon!

[ClockShot]

BROCK!. Or is it Pauly?

[Damndirty]

Lesnar's a ppoooosssssssyyy!!

[DirtyD]

YES!

[Immortal Moose]

HEYMAN!

[CSL]

the Paul E. march

[ClockShot]

Yo Pauly E. in the house.

[Savio]

It was more than 10 years ago Cole.

[DirtyD]

The Creative Team ‏@WWE_Creative
#Spoilers: Only seconds to decide who to put in the limo, but we're thinking of swerving you by making it Kevin Nash. #Money. #WWE #Raw

[Damndirty]

I'm ready for Brock to be gone and out of it for good.

[Rollermacka]

So HHH is still the COO but Vince McMahon is still firing people?

[el bobbo]

Hey, man

[Damndirty]

JAMES STEELE!!! FREAK OUT, BRO!!! FREAK OUT!!!

[Corndad]

Business is about to pick up

[ClockShot]

Quick Paul E., get out of the ring!

[Juan]

It was more than 10 years ago Cole.

10 years and 3 months lol

[CSL]

one of those 3 H's stands for hairline

[Frank Drebin]

Does anyone really want to see HHH/Brock? I'm still undecided.

[el bobbo]

Which one of these guys has a better ponytail?

[Rollermacka]

Anybody else notice the Kamala sign in the crowd?

[Damndirty]

If HHH makes Brock vanish, then yes!

[DirtyD]

What happened to an end of an era HHH?

[DirtyD]

Which one of these guys has a better ponytail?

Heyman hands down.

[Damndirty]

What happened to an end of an era HHH?

You've been HHHAD!

[Corndad]

I liked the No Way Out poster better...

[Cool King]

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[Damndirty]

I wouldn't mind going back home to a big pair of Steph's tits

[ClockShot]

Go ahead, free shot Trips.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman

[DirtyD]

awesome

[Savio]

I would love if Paul and Brock owned WWE

[Damndirty]

Make his head pop!!!

[Immortal Moose]

Heyman, golden as always.

[Damndirty]

He PUNCHED HIM IN THE CHEST!!!

[Corndad]

Heyman putting on a promo clinic for every heel in the back

[ClockShot]

"You see that coming?"

[RawRocks]

Heyman got knocked the hell out. :D

[Damndirty]

I think Heyman died of a heart attack... no he's alive.

[ClockShot]

Little over an hour in and no sign of Cyndi so far.

[Innovator]

I hope in order to appease Heyman and Lesnar, the board makes Heyman the GM

[Rollermacka]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/Grendrill/0040copy.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4667/200105bigbangku4.jpg

These are some better looking PPV posters

[Damndirty]

Oh please... don't talk about that gay shit.

[CSL]

lol Heyman selling like a champion

[DirtyD]

http://img.youtube.com/vi/8URjvaxtB-o/0.jpg vs. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JodcJ4ie2WU/TaX2s1UPNuI/AAAAAAAABSg/QObkovAmovE/s1600/penguin.jpg

That's a Headliner!

[Damndirty]

Del Rio back already?

[Corndad]

Alberto's healthy already? He couldn't have wrestled last night? Not complaining Dolph got the shot but that's kinda interesting.

[Cool King]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2519/heye.png

[Damndirty]

Maybe... they're listening to those on the DID YOU KNOW? list?

[steveweiser]

So del rio wasn't cleared to wrestle at no way out but he is less than 24 hours later, well I bet that sucks for him

[Sepholio]

Heyman is def gonna end up GM. This is gonna be sweet.

[Tazz Dan]

I can't see him wrestling. Could be wrong.

[Tazz Dan]

Heyman is def gonna end up GM. This is gonna be sweet.

Fuck off with your ideas cunt.

[RKO'em]

I call tag team with Ryder

[Damndirty]

Ricardo says,"No sir... I don't like it!"

[ClockShot]

Too bad the title ain't on the line. Santino is about due to drop that.

[RKO'em]

Or shoehorning Ryder in somewhere

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, what would you think if Alberto Del Rio faces Ryback and beats the crap out of him?

[Damndirty]

This guy doesn't need the title, seriously.

[ClockShot]

BREAK HIS ARM, AL!

[Damndirty]

Sure is wrestling good for a guy just coming off of the injured list...

[steveweiser]

Well del rio looks pissed at missing last night

[Damndirty]

Well del rio looks pissed at missing last night

Maybe the tux match?

[Damndirty]

Del Rio's like,"Seriously... ya left a shit stain on my face last night?

[CSL]

Hmm, what would you think if Alberto Del Rio faces Ryback and beats the crap out of him?

"that was some of the all-time strangest booking"

[Damndirty]

The original annoying voice before Vickie! Bless her heart!

[steveweiser]

Oh goodie Cyndi Lauper time for a slash

[Damndirty]

This might've worked if Capt. Lou was around

[Corndad]

Oh shit. Forgot about her tonight. Make it go fast. We need Raw's Past Main Eventer here soon.

[Damndirty]

Still curious to see what she looks like now that she's old....

[Rollermacka]

"that was some of the all-time strangest booking"

Well, think about it. Ryback is always saying "FEED ME MORE" and Del Rio is very pissed so he needs to take his anger out on someone. Del Rio is a big guy and former world champ so it's not like he's a smuck. It would slow down Ryback so he doesn't burn out too fast, and some "credibility" in going toe to toe with a former world champ

[steveweiser]

Oh shit. Forgot about her tonight. Make it go fast. We need Raw's Past Main Eventer here soon.

Wasn't that what Foley was here for?

[Damndirty]

I think I'll take my shot now

[CSL]

Oh shit. Forgot about her tonight. Make it go fast. We need Raw's Past Main Eventer here soon.

has this been confirmed as a weekly thing or is the internet jumping to conclusions and then potentially getting annoyed about something that was never supposed to happen in the first place?

[CSL]

Well, think about it. Ryback is always saying "FEED ME MORE" and Del Rio is very pissed so he needs to take his anger out on someone. Del Rio is a big guy and former world champ so it's not like he's a smuck. It would slow down Ryback so he doesn't burn out too fast, and some "credibility" in going toe to toe with a former world champ

it pretty much kills Ryback dead in the water if he gets destroyed in his first match not against jobbers. And Ryback makes Del Rio look like a diva size wise

[ClockShot]

Poor Layla got stuck with this.

[Rollermacka]

it pretty much kills Ryback dead in the water if he gets destroyed in his first match not against jobbers

So what if he does well, but doesn't win?

[el bobbo]

Does anyone current wrestling fan actually know who Cyndi Lauper is?

[CSL]

oh hey, Greg Valentine is playing the part of Wendi Richter

[Ruien]

I am fine with this. At least they did not being Mae Young back like always.

[Dukelorange]

They didn't age well... Cyndi is whiter than Shamus!

[Damndirty]

These chicks sound drunk

[Corndad]

has this been confirmed as a weekly thing or is the internet jumping to conclusions and then potentially getting annoyed about something that was never supposed to happen in the first place?

Cole said last week on commentary about it being a weekly thing I thought I heard.

[RKO'em]

Why do they do this

[CSL]

So what if he does well, but doesn't win?

then odds are they stop caring again. The way he's been booked, he can't really lose clean as long as they're trying to push him

[el bobbo]

I am so fucking glad to see Heath Slater.

[Rollermacka]

Cyndi doesn't look bad but I love the fact that the crowd is booing and did I hear a "we want wrestling" chant?

[Corndad]

Slater being the goat every week lol

[CSL]

Kevin Nash could be about to murder Heath Slater

[Damndirty]

The Main Eventer of the night is about to appear...

[Dukelorange]

save.us_Slater

[Immortal Moose]

Does anyone current wrestling fan actually know who Cyndi Lauper is?

DirtyD didn't.

[Damndirty]

His moment matters, I agree!

[Dukelorange]

save.us_Ryder

[el bobbo]

YES! Singing Heath Slater.

[Rollermacka]

then odds are they stop caring again. The way he's been booked, he can't really lose clean as long as they're trying to push him

Well, let's split the diffrence and just have Ryback come out and smash Slater... again