Which legend will Heath "The One Man Job" Slater job to next?

[Mr. C]

Good to see Slater was used to put over another legend. What or who is next for him? I really do hope whoever they bring back next week at least gets booked for a match.

Legends - 3
Slater - 1

[Shisen Kopf]

Bushwhacker Luke

[#1-norm-fan]

Even in the role of jobbing to legends, I can't like Slater. He's a fine wrestler, he's got a terrible look and he's cringe-worthy on the mic. Those traits don't lend themselves to a gimmick that is based on verbal arguments with legends leading to squash matches or no match at all. They lend themselves to putting on good matches on Superstars against the rest of the curtain jerkers and maybe getting a 5 minute opportunity to job every once in a while on one of the major shows.

[el bobbo]

Even in the role of jobbing to legends, I can't like Slater. He's a fine wrestler, he's got a terrible look and he's cringe-worthy on the mic. Those traits don't lend themselves to a gimmick that is based on verbal arguments with legends leading to squash matches or no match at all. They lend themselves to putting on good matches on Superstars against the rest of the curtain jerkers and maybe getting a 5 minute opportunity to job every once in a while on one of the major shows.

Pretty much. After the hoopla of the 1000th episode is over, poor Heath Slater will be back on Superstars if he's lucky.

The reason he "gets" to job is because he is just so god damn unlikable. Putting a trusty heel like Ziggler or even a reliable face like Ryder would get a lackluster reaction on live TV. Someone who everyone just hates like Slater is a guaranteed way to get a positive reaction for the returning guy and gives the One Man Band a little bit of coating for his career.

[erickman]

Pretty much. After the hoopla of the 1000th episode is over, poor Heath Slater will be back on Superstars if he's lucky.

The reason he "gets" to job is because he is just so god damn unlikable. Putting a trusty heel like Ziggler or even a reliable face like Ryder would get a lackluster reaction on live TV. Someone who everyone just hates like Slater is a guaranteed way to get a positive reaction for the returning guy and gives the One Man Band a little bit of coating for his career.

yeah he is getting real heel heat, i am liking him, but i think he will last past the 1000 ep. he is there new chavo or brawler, he will be the heel jober that faces will beat up.

[Autobahn]

He needs to further the one man band character, like how the west texas rednecks and 3 count furthered their characters. Coming to the ring in standard wrestling gear singing will only get him so far

[Ultra Mantis]

I guess somebody has to be the Chavo. Once this legends routine is finished they can just stick him in an eagle costume and push Jack Swagger.

[erickman]

He needs to further the one man band character, like how the west texas rednecks and 3 count furthered their characters. Coming to the ring in standard wrestling gear singing will only get him so far

hopefully that singing was a one time thing, allthough they could bring back jimmy hart and that would be a killer stable.

[jskinnyg]

Even in the role of jobbing to legends, I can't like Slater. He's a fine wrestler, he's got a terrible look and he's cringe-worthy on the mic. Those traits don't lend themselves to a gimmick that is based on verbal arguments with legends leading to squash matches or no match at all. They lend themselves to putting on good matches on Superstars against the rest of the curtain jerkers and maybe getting a 5 minute opportunity to job every once in a while on one of the major shows.

Yup decent wrestler, needs serious mic work... I cringe as well... Nice jobbing to the Legends tho...

[Gertner]

Slater brings a Miz level of aggravation when he's on T.V, and that a good quality that many heels don't have. He's very dislike able.

His song was mint though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz was believable as a douche. Slater comes off as a terrible actor trying too hard to be dislikable while looking like Wendy.

[St. Jimmy]

X-Pac heat.

[Shisen Kopf]

Slater and Ryder should team up. Tell me it wouldn't be cool to have a teamed called Zack and Slater.

[#1-norm-fan]

Slater and Ryder should team up. Tell me it wouldn't be cool to have a teamed called Zack and Slater.

With Kelly Kelly as their manager...

[Curd]

Even in the role of jobbing to legends, I can't like Slater. He's a fine wrestler, he's got a terrible look and he's cringe-worthy on the mic. Those traits don't lend themselves to a gimmick that is based on verbal arguments with legends leading to squash matches or no match at all. They lend themselves to putting on good matches on Superstars against the rest of the curtain jerkers and maybe getting a 5 minute opportunity to job every once in a while on one of the major shows.

I'm glad they didn't have him job to Cyndi Lauper in an actual match! Schneezus Heist, Dupertar! Bury your Slaters! :nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's pretty much what Chris Jericho's and later the Miz's feuds with the guest hosts were. Except they were good at it.

[Impeccable]

I actually don't mind him..........

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love Heath Slater. I don't think he's the best performer ever, and he still seems somewhat awkward on the microphone, but in the ring he is good, and when it comes to making people look good, he is mint. Slater is being given the role to make these oldies look good, and it's got to be an honour for him to get in the ring with all these legends and celebrities and have a good time.

That idea of Zack Ryder & Heath Slater forming a tag team with Kelly Kelly as their manager is absolutely amazing, though. Bring in Mr. Belding to show up now and then for segments with them. It would be absolutely tremendous and be a great way to segue Slater from irritating heel into likeable awkward babyface. Then comes the turn on Ryder, who Slater defeats en route to getting people to hate him all over again. The cycle continues.

[Keith]

If Heath Slater is going to do this every week, have him come out wearing a shirt.

I couldn't get my eyes off his boobage last Monday.

[Gertner]

Slater is so awkward and weird on the mic, that he's awesome

[Pintint]

Slater is so awkward and weird on the mic, that he's awesome

Seconded.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I loved a little eye roll Slater did at one point when Roddy Piper was talking.

[Impeccable]

I love Heath Slater. I don't think he's the best performer ever, and he still seems somewhat awkward on the microphone, but in the ring he is good, and when it comes to making people look good, he is mint. Slater is being given the role to make these oldies look good, and it's got to be an honour for him to get in the ring with all these legends and celebrities and have a good time.

Exactly. Heath is supposed to do two things

1 - Get the fans to hate him
2 - Make others look good/put people over

I think he's doing a pretty damned good job of both.

[Schlomey]

Even in the role of jobbing to legends, I can't like Slater. He's a fine wrestler, he's got a terrible look and he's cringe-worthy on the mic. Those traits don't lend themselves to a gimmick that is based on verbal arguments with legends leading to squash matches or no match at all. They lend themselves to putting on good matches on Superstars against the rest of the curtain jerkers and maybe getting a 5 minute opportunity to job every once in a while on one of the major shows.

This is spot on. Thanks for not making me type it all out on an iPad.

[DLVH84]

I know some he should job to next...

Marty Jannetty
Road Dogg
Tatanka
Godfather
I.R.S.
Kevin Nash
X-Pac
Perry Saturn
JBL
Booker T
Michael Hayes

[Mr. Nerfect]

Heath Slater is seriously one of my favourites. I feel really sorry for those who cannot understand just why Slater is so good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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Tremendous. Just tremendous.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Heath Slater puts the universe into perspective:

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I would absolutely love to see Marty Jannetty versus Heath Slater on RAW. Bring back Shawn Michaels to close the segment with a Sweet Chin Music on Slater.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've decided that Heath Slater should be a heel that acts like a babyface. His face promos are somehow less awkward than his heel promos. Just have him act like everyone wants to see him and is part of the Slater Squad. He can be that annoying guy that always shows up to the party.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, I don't think I can handle the awkwardness of the Wendy's chick and Derrick Bateman in the same ring at the same time with microphones.

[#1-norm-fan]

However I now feel like a Bateman-Slater team where they do cringe-inducing promos before matches ala Ryback's jobbers could work for a month or two.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really liked Slater in the Piper segment. What I REALLY liked about that segment though was Michael Cole singing along with him. I laughed SO hard.

[Razzamajazz]

his bitch tits make him awkward to watch

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did you feel the same way about Trish Stratus?

[Razzamajazz]

yes. i mean no.....maybe?

[Anybody Thrilla]

One of those is probably true. I'll allow it.

[Ultra Mantis]

Heath Slater puts the universe into perspective:

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Was Heath Slater claiming to be as good as JTG there?

[Vastardikai]

10 folks I'd like to see Slater job to:

10. Ron Simmons
9. JBL
8. 1-2-3 Kid
7. Taka Michinoku
6. Gangrel
5. Doink the Clown
4. Val Venis
3. Fake Razor Ramon
2. Steve Blackman
1. Damien Demento

Correct it as you see fit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Taka. Slater you JACK ASS!

[Vastardikai]

Fuck, I forgot about Adam Bomb. Is he still alive?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really liked Slater in the Piper segment. What I REALLY liked about that segment though was Michael Cole singing along with him. I laughed SO hard.

Michael Cole marked out for Slater coming out on SmackDown!. It's a pretty hilarious gimmick. Cole should start to manage Slater full-time, I think. He should leave the booth for Slater's matches and just celebrate at ringside with him.

[Autobahn]

Slater sells brilliantly as well. Wrestling these legends he has made these older, slower guys look like they could hang and are equal and above him. He is talented, just wish he had more of a character to play to.

I would be happy to be in his position. Wrestling these legends and being on the flagship show is better than being relegated to superstars with no plan or direction.

[Autobahn]

Plus words cannot describe how happy I was to see Sid back on TV tonight. Yes he was slow as shit, but considering his leg fell off last time he was in the ring, it was a nice and unexpected nostalgia moment.

[DLVH84]

Fuck, I forgot about Adam Bomb. Is he still alive?

Yes, he is.

[Tom Guycott]

Slater is so awkward and weird on the mic, that he's awesome

Seconded.

He's no Scott Steiner

[MoFo]

Ultimate Warriors music hitting would give me a semi, no lie

If only Savage was still alive :'(

[Sepholio]

Might be time for him to job to Scott Steiner, actually.

[VSG]

Heath Slater puts the universe into perspective:

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Did you make this, Noid? :naughty:

[tjogo]

the Undertaker makes a return!

lol

seriously though

Steiner
HBK
Razor Ramon

I think out of all these guys Bret Hart, Ric Flair, and Kevin Nash have the greatest chance of being brought back.

[Damn]

X-Pac!

Heath Slater will finally get cheered,

and X-Pac can say

"Heath...you're the new me! LOL"

[DLVH84]

To insult him further, Ivory, Jacqueline, or Trish

[tjogo]

It was already posted on here that HBK will attend the 1,000th episode and there will be a DX reunion.

[tjogo]

Bobby Lashley should come back

[Maluco]

I've decided that Heath Slater should be a heel that acts like a babyface. His face promos are somehow less awkward than his heel promos. Just have him act like everyone wants to see him and is part of the Slater Squad. He can be that annoying guy that always shows up to the party.

Really like this idea...taking it further, he could take part in face celebrations over title wins and stuff....make triumphant run ins to save faces in beatdowns (unsuccessfully)...

After a while...a cooler face just snaps at him..."don't you realise that no-one likes you man?"....Bitter heel turn could really get him over...

[Pintint]

Gangrel, but thats not gonna happen...

So, I dunno...

Brooklyn Brawler?

[DLVH84]

I hope for the 1,000th, Heath Slater gets a Tombstone.

[tjogo]

Rikishi, then Rikishi can give him a stink face.

and his sons the usos can come out and do some fancy tag team stuff.

[Shisen Kopf]

Would be cool to see King Kong Bundy squash him too but what I really wanna see is the Bushwhackers back.

[KaosDarksol]

been expecting road dogg to be one of the "legends"

[Ultra Mantis]

Would really like to see Carlito come in and squash Heath Slater.

[Jari]

That idea of Zack Ryder & Heath Slater forming a tag team with Kelly Kelly as their manager is absolutely amazing
No it isn't

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whoever it is. Slater will ruin it by showing he's in on the surprise by saying a catch phrase related to the guy. I'm Heath Slater and I'm from the outer reaches of your minnnnnnnd!

[Damn]

How would u guys feel if this impossible event happened,

"Im heath slater and im a REAL american!"

*hogan's music plays*

Fans : YAY!!!! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!

*ALLLYEALIYLIAAYLL1*

MOHHAMED HUSSAN WALKS OUT INSTEAD!

Muhhamed : Is there a bigger american that I am? Just because of my arabic heritage, you cant call me a non American!

Hassan fights Slater and fans actually CHEER Slater!

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

“I’m the One Man Band, baby! I’m Heath Slater, and I’m a Lethal Weapon! I said I’m a Lethal Weapon!” (cue Steve Blackman)

Fixed.

[Gertner]

What would be sweet

Slater has teamed with Johnny Curtis before. They both come out and start trash talking and then bam:


The New Age Outlaws!

[Ultra Mantis]

Then follow that up with Johnny Curtis squashing Heath Slater in under a minute. I like it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

New Age Outlaws with the full intro would be the best thing to happen in WWE since the last time the New Age Outlaws were there.

[whiteyford]

They both work backstage dont they? At least Road Dogg does, would be surprised if we dont get them making an appearance.

[Damn]

They both work backstage dont they? At least Road Dogg does, would be surprised if we dont get them making an appearance.

It should be Road Dogg and K-Kwik instead

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They both work backstage dont they? At least Road Dogg does, would be surprised if we dont get them making an appearance.

Yeah hopefully. Hoping The Outlaws and X-Pac join HBK and HHH in the DX promo on the 1,000th episode.

[Damn]

Yeah hopefully. Hoping The Outlaws and X-Pac join HBK and HHH in the DX promo on the 1,000th episode.

And Mideon walks out naked and jiggles :lol:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nah they've been fine.

[Mr Amazing]

ricky steamboat
ddp
dean malenko

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm Heath Slater and how do you like me now?!

RIP Wendy.

[tjogo]

I know for a fact it's going to be Scotty2Hotty.

[Mr. C]

Ken Shamrock! He’s still in shape to do a match, especially these squashes.

[Droford]

duggan fornext week since ts juy 2nd and duggan can be all USA!

maybe the patriot?

[XL]

Would really like to see Carlito come in and squash Heath Slater.
This was my answer.

Although not really a legend, it'd pretty good if Slater was in the ring talking about how people mock him and say he's not cool, how his voice isn't cool, his hair isn't cool, his ring gear isn't cool. Calling the crowd clueless, they don't know what's cool and "if what they say is 'cool' is actually cool...then I don't want to be cool."

Cue "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool".

[nWo Wolfpac]

Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman

[Saving Grace]

American Dream Dusty Rhodes, just cause i wanna see Slater sell the Flip, Flop, and Fly!!!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

duggan fornext week since ts juy 2nd and duggan can be all USA!

maybe the patriot?

what about all american Bob Backlund?

or made in the usa lex luger

[Mr. C]

what about all american Bob Backlund?

or made in the usa lex luger

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Look at him... the guy is sick. Do you want to see him wrestle in this state?

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

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Look at him... the guy is sick. Do you want to see him wrestle in this state?

i didn't realize that

maybe sgt. slaughter, jim duggan

us express's mike rotunda

[Fox]

I would give my left testicle to see DDP show up with his old WCW music and his old outfit.

[Kapoutman]

I would give both of Fox's testicles to see DDP show up in his old outfit and music.

[Saving Grace]

Be Funny to see Slater thrown to the Freaks and get the Recliner from Big Poppa Scotty Steiner!!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

it would be awesome if bret hart came out to face heath slater wearing the pink n black attack attire and seeing him wear the old hitman shades to give them to a young fan at ringside

[Saving Grace]

it would be awesome if bret hart came out to face heath slater wearing the pink n black attack attire and seeing him wear the old hitman shades to give them to a young fan at ringside

not a half bad idea

[Saving Grace]

King Kong Bundy would be another good one if he's still able and is wrestling, as of 2011 I know he was still doing independent shows. Would love to see him give Slater the Avalanche splash and make the ref do the 5 count!!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

not a half bad idea

even better would be to have slater team with hunico and cut a promo then boom, harts music plays and the hart foundation take those two on for a tag match

[Hanso Amore]

I wonder if the only reason this is Slater and not say, JTG or someone, is because someone came up with the Slater Time bit for the first return with Vader. Then they ran with it.

[Hanso Amore]

Would kill for him to be in the ring cutting a promo on how the ladies love him...

*HELLLLLLLO, LADIES"

I miss the Big Valbowski

[Corporate CockSnogger]

There's really so many people it could be that I'd be pretty excited about, so many have already been mentioned in this thread. I wish this were just a running gimmick and not something that's going to end in a few weeks.

[mushroom]

Haven't seen Dean Malenko in a while so that'd be cool.

[Ultra Mantis]

A 50 year old Dean Malenko winning a squash match would certainly be interesting.

[Gertner]

Nothing Dean Malenko has ever done would be interesting.

[Gertner]

Monday will mark the long awaited return of.....

BOBBY EATON!

DLHV84 will prove us all wrong.

[Shisen Kopf]

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Look at him... the guy is sick. Do you want to see him wrestle in this state?

Goldberg there has really lost alot of weight!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Goldberg does seem to have lost a lot of weight, but him returning to squash Slater would certainly be appropriate.

[DLVH84]

Monday will mark the long awaited return of.....

BOBBY EATON!

DLHV84 will prove us all wrong.

Bobby never wrestled for WWE.

[whiteyford]

Well played DLVH, well played indeed. Suck it Gertner :shifty:

[whiteyford]

A 50 year old Dean Malenko winning a squash match would certainly be interesting.

It would be comparable to 51 year old Psycho Sid / 57 year old Vader winning squash matches and 52 year old stroke survivor and all round bump machine Bret Hart winning the US title. The madness of it all:shifty:

Love to see Malenko though, haven't seen him in forever, but really anyone who hasn't been on tv for a while, fuckin' sick of Snuka etc. Be surprised if Lawler or Flair don't get a match out of it too.

[Pintint]

Mideon!

Slater : Open your eyes folks! I'm a future hall of famer! Open your eyes!

*cue mideon*

[MoFo]

Gauntlet match against the three faces of Foley

[taker707]

Big Spoiler on who slater possibly will be facing Monday!!!



Source: Wrestlingnews.net



Diamond Dallas Page.

In speaking to several sources, Wrestling-News.Net can confirm that the former 3-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion will be facing off against Heath Slater on WWE RAW tomorrow night from the State Farm Arena in Hidalgo, Texas.

We noted exclusively on the website on June 12th that Diamond Dallas Page along with Sid Vicious and Charles Wright (Kama Mustafa, Papa Shango and The Godfather) had been contacted about making an appearance on the 1,000th edition of WWE RAW. Sid Vicious (Sycho Sid) was used on last week’s edition of the show as a legend from the past, defeating Slater and is expected to appear at the big 3-hour show on July 23rd also.

[Vastardikai]

I can see the promo now...

"I'm Heath Slater!

And that's not a bad thing, that's a GOOD thing! I SAID, That's not a bad thing, that's a GOOD THING!"

cue DDP's theme song.

[erickman]

if he has his old wcw music and goes into the crowd that would kick ass

[Mr. C]

Big Spoiler on who slater possibly will be facing Monday!!!


Source: Wrestlingnews.net

Diamond Dallas Page.

In speaking to several sources, Wrestling-News.Net can confirm that the former 3-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion will be facing off against Heath Slater on WWE RAW tomorrow night from the State Farm Arena in Hidalgo, Texas.

We noted exclusively on the website on June 12th that Diamond Dallas Page along with Sid Vicious and Charles Wright (Kama Mustafa, Papa Shango and The Godfather) had been contacted about making an appearance on the 1,000th edition of WWE RAW. Sid Vicious (Sycho Sid) was used on last week’s edition of the show as a legend from the past, defeating Slater and is expected to appear at the big 3-hour show on July 23rd also.



Sounds suspicious. Where's RAW this Monday night?

Oh... Laredo, Texas.

Hmm...

[Gertner]

Corpus Christi always has garbage crowds. They react to nothing.

[Tom Guycott]

A 50 year old Dean Malenko winning a squash match would certainly be interesting.

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/tony/09.jpg
The most interesting matchup in the history of our sport!

[Ultra Mantis]

It would be comparable to 51 year old Psycho Sid / 57 year old Vader winning squash matches and 52 year old stroke survivor and all round bump machine Bret Hart winning the US title. The madness of it all:shifty:

Love to see Malenko though, haven't seen him in forever, but really anyone who hasn't been on tv for a while, fuckin' sick of Snuka etc. Be surprised if Lawler or Flair don't get a match out of it too.

I think the main difference is that Dean Malenko is 5'6" and his most "impactful" move is a snap suplex. Sell that Slater!

[Gertner]

I'd be hoping that Malenko will finally SNAP and become a loner submission machine.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The toffee bar bearing his first name...:shifty:

[erickman]

I think the main difference is that Dean Malenko is 5'6" and his most "impactful" move is a snap suplex. Sell that Slater!

then we can say he is one of the best sellers ever, an he can be wwe's new a-number 1 jobber

[FourFifty]

It'll be Doink, but not Matt Bourne. Just some random nobody from nowhere.

[whiteyford]

I think the main difference is that Dean Malenko is 5'6" and his most "impactful" move is a snap suplex. Sell that Slater!

Texas cloverleaf too :(

[Vastardikai]

Texas cloverleaf too :(

Actually, his fireman's carry into a gut buster looked brutal.

[whiteyford]

Actually, his fireman's carry into a gut buster looked brutal.

Its not like Heath Slaters some kind of hoss, all of Malenkos moves, assuming he's kept in shape, he could easily do on Slater. He's just not a big enough name realistically on his own, the Radicalz debut was a big Raw moment but sadly they can't use that.

[Gertner]

Didn't Malenko have a massive heart attack not long ago?

[whiteyford]

Did he? Seems to have been a few agents having something wrong lately.

He did :

On November 22, 2010, it was reported that Simon had recently suffered a heart attack, but within days was already back working with WWE.[71]

[DAMN iNATOR]

I can see the promo now...

"I'm Heath Slater!

And that's not a bad thing, that's a GOOD thing! I SAID, That's not a bad thing, that's a GOOD THING!"

cue DDP's theme song.

Your wish is my command...
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[DAMN iNATOR]

Big Spoiler on who slater possibly will be facing Monday!!!



Source: Wrestlingnews.net



Diamond Dallas Page.

In speaking to several sources, Wrestling-News.Net can confirm that the former 3-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion will be facing off against Heath Slater on WWE RAW tomorrow night from the State Farm Arena in Hidalgo, Texas.

We noted exclusively on the website on June 12th that Diamond Dallas Page along with Sid Vicious and Charles Wright (Kama Mustafa, Papa Shango and The Godfather) had been contacted about making an appearance on the 1,000th edition of WWE RAW. Sid Vicious (Sycho Sid) was used on last week’s edition of the show as a legend from the past, defeating Slater and is expected to appear at the big 3-hour show on July 23rd also.



Interesting...so you're telling me this match will happen LIVE on Sunday Monday Night RAW HEAT?! :shifty::shifty::shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Vader and Sid both looked abysmal in the ring. Not really sure what you guys are getting at with all this "do this every week" talk.

[Jordan]

Malenko, DDP, and Shamrock or Blackman would be awesome.

[Vastardikai]

Vader and Sid both looked abysmal in the ring. Not really sure what you guys are getting at with all this "do this every week" talk.

Vader's appearance was better than most big men in their prime. That's not hyperbole. Hell, most of the big men in WWE NOW can't move around the ring as well as he did. Was he as good as he used to be? No. What was great about it was that he moved better than any 400+ lb. 57 year old with two artificial knees has any right to. And he was willing to leave his feet.

As for Sid, yeah. I was hoping for at least a chokeslam.

[Skippord]

I thought Vader was fine, Sid was depressing and awful though.

[Jordan]

Depressing? Really? Grow some balls, he had fun, so did as (being a Sid fan). Sure he's old but its quite marvelous coming from the injury he sustained that he can move as well as he did. It's not sad at all, quite the opposite. Now he gets to move on with his life in a positive way.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I would absolutely mark out for DDP, not going to lie. I have a feeling that Bret Hart is going to be one of them, though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only thing that would make these appearances by the legends more fun is if Matt Striker was on commentary. Seriously, just bring him out for that segment and let him mark out at the destruction of Heath Slater. And hell, when this stuff is finished, Slater can take issue with Striker enjoying him getting beaten up each week, so he beats Striker to get back some heel heat.

[Gonzo]

DDP on RAW would be the shit.

[Pintint]

The only thing that would make these appearances by the legends more fun is if Matt Striker was on commentary. Seriously, just bring him out for that segment and let him mark out at the destruction of Heath Slater. And hell, when this stuff is finished, Slater can take issue with Striker enjoying him getting beaten up each week, so he beats Striker to get back some heel heat.

Striker on commentary would improve both Raw and Smackdown.
Don't get why they chose Josh Matthews over him, Striker is much better...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Josh Mathews is a really good commentator, as well. I still think that Michael Cole should just do RAW, and that a commentary team of Mathews, Booker T & Matt Striker on SmackDown would be fantastic, though.

[Road Warrior]

I would mark for Goldust or DDP, but only if they used his wcw music. Wouldn't be surprised if they brought in Shamrock either.

[#1-norm-fan]

Josh Mathews is a really good commentator, as well. I still think that Michael Cole should just do RAW, and that a commentary team of Mathews, Booker T & Matt Striker on SmackDown would be fantastic, though.

I was really into the idea of having completely separate guys on commentary on the two shows until the roster split reached the level of ridiculousness it's at now and having distinct feels for both shows became less important.

I do still like the idea of Matt Striker getting a shot on one of the big shows. He's incredible.

[Mr. C]

I'm going to say this won't happen as DDP was never a main eventer in the WWE.

Sid
Vader
both were. All DDP did was be Christian's coach.

[XL]

Did Roddy Piper (or Cindi Lauper) ever main event Raw?

[CSL]

ssshhhh, logic is frowned upon. you must stick to taking everything literally and then complaining when your self-imposed standards aren't met

[CSL]

reading that post back it feels quite Kane Knight-ish. Not sure how I feel about this

[Mr. C]

Lauper and Roddy Piper lost 12,000 viewers.

[CSL]

are you attempting to make some variety of point there? because that has nothing to do with your last post or anybody else's since

[XL]

Totally lost here.

[CSL]

marzipan

[erickman]

Did Roddy Piper (or Cindi Lauper) ever main event Raw?

i am sure a few pipers pits main evented raw

[Mr. C]

are you attempting to make some variety of point there? because that has nothing to do with your last post or anybody else's since

I suggest you google up the ratings.

[whiteyford]

I thought it was just talent from Raws past not strictly Raw main eventers....oh right marzipan, gotcha.

[Droford]

Slater: what about me?

cue Raven..

[whiteyford]

Sadly i think Ravens on their shit list after the lawsuit :-\

[Anybody Thrilla]

Vader's appearance was better than most big men in their prime. That's not hyperbole. Hell, most of the big men in WWE NOW can't move around the ring as well as he did. Was he as good as he used to be? No. What was great about it was that he moved better than any 400+ lb. 57 year old with two artificial knees has any right to. And he was willing to leave his feet.

As for Sid, yeah. I was hoping for at least a chokeslam.

What big men on the current WWE roster can't move as well as current Vader? Did you not notice him waddling around the ring at what can only really be described as a glacial pace?

Don't get me wrong. I was a huge fan of the prolific Vader, but I have absolutely no desire to see him in his current state, and there was nothing impressive about his latest Monday night performance. Nothing. He was OK at VERY best, but that shouldn't net him a pass for television time in which he was shitting on a current talent.

I feel like some of you are letting nostalgia get to you a bit too much. This sort of thing is in direct disagreement with the long-standing sentiment that the new generation will never get as over as the older generations. Herald them. Honor them. Mention them in conversations...but get them the fuck out of the ring unless they are still bringing it for real.

[Vastardikai]

Glacial Pace is much faster than Khali, who moves with the speed of a tectonic plate. That was the main person I had in mind.

The only time I actually noticed Vader having problems was when he was getting up, but beyond that, he lost a step, but was mostly the same guy. How much of that was his health and how much of that was Heath Slater bumping like a madman for him is up for debate.

ABT, I get your sentiment. I honestly do. I thought watching Tommy Rich wrestle 5 years ago was the saddest thing I had ever seen. A few months later, Jake "The Snake" Roberts went out there and 'topped' him. If Vader went out there and embarrassed himself, I'd be bitching right next to you. As I would be if he were making a WWE Title run. But he showed up once, had a fair offering, and if that's the extent of him wrestling, I'm perfectly alright with that. Big thing with me is, let's keep it at a rare appearance while he can still go.

[taker707]

I guess this confirms it!


the Facebook page of DDP had the following status, “I just talked to DDP and he said that he was on his way to Texas but wouldn’t say why..”

[Big Vic]

I would love it, he was one of my fave WCW guys

[Mr. C]

I guess this confirms it!

The Facebook page of DDP had the following status, “I just talked to DDP and he said that he was on his way to Texas but wouldn’t say why..”

Awesome, sounds like a reality. :)

[Fox]

Does anyone know a good doctor who can remove my left testicle?

I can't believe that I'm going to miss the return to TV of the master of the Diamond Cutter! I really hope that this sparks some kind of fire in him to make a return to TV in some kind of capacity. Page is one of my all-time favorite wrestlers.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would laugh if the Brooklyn Brawler was used for a week.

[DLVH84]

Seems like it's a lot of WCW guys that Heath Slater's jobbing to.

Think about it...first Vader, then Sid, and now DDP. I wonder who's next?

[Jura]

Vader and Sid were also in WWE though and later DDP.

[FourFifty]

yep.....

It'll be Doink, but not Matt Bourne. Just some random nobody from nowhere.

[OldSchoolFan]

Seems like it's a lot of WCW guys that Heath Slater's jobbing to.

Think about it...first Vader, then Sid, and now DDP. I wonder who's next?

I see what you did there...

[OldSchoolFan]

If super dumbass Clark is to be believed we technically got Doink AND Brooklyn Brawler tonight

[Big Vic]

Seems like it's a lot of WCW guys that Heath Slater's jobbing to.

Think about it...first Vader, then Sid, and now DDP. I wonder who's next?
Sting

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol it'd be pretty hilarious if Sting's only appearance in WWE was a brief beatdown on Heath Slater and then never seen again.

[Saving Grace]

Ron Simmons just so i can get my "DAMN" on while drinking my beer during RAW

[itsmeJD]

Tex Slazenger and Shangai Pierce in a handicap match

[Saving Grace]

Time to hop aboard the train...bring in the hoes...and que the Godfather!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tex Slazenger and Shangai Pierce in a handicap match

Heath just got slopped!

[Autobahn]

Got a feeling its Papa Shango time next week.

[Keith]

I somehow feel this "Heath Slater calling out legends" thing is supposed to lead to something big on the 1,000th RAW show.

Like, a big legend will show up and beat him down.

[Vastardikai]

And that's the bottom line... cause Heath Slater Says so!

*glass breaks*

Wait, that could just happen whenever...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm Heath Slater and I enforce the law!

Do do do do do do!!!!

I'm da mountie!

[McLegend]

Why the hell was Doink buried?

[Curtis Anderson]

I would like for any of Rick Steiner, Meng or Arn Anderson.

[Pintint]

I would like for any of Rick Steiner, Meng or Arn Anderson.

"Im heath slater! Just heath slater!"

*Just Joe runs out and pins Slater. No one recognizes Just Joe. :( *

[Jura]

Surfer Sting

[RiX1024]

Bring back Brooklyn Brawler.

[Jordan]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlN5AJg-arvMYwq-BLdcOjJwefU_5HZWIiGjLuHbjLa7iuQkHVdw

[Wehttam]

Next RAW is in Denver, Colorado. Hmm, bring Vader back again or even better would be to have Sycho Sid and Vader form a tag team and challenge Kofi Kingston and R-Truth, the repackaged version of Cryme Tyme.

why do you keep taking posts from rajah? too difficult to think of your own stuff to say?

EVIDENCE FOR THE PEOPLE:

posted on rajah....

Oops, no it's in Denver Colorado. Hmm, fuck it, bring Vader back again haha.
Or even better would be to have Psycho Sid and Vader form a tag team and challenge the Prime Time Players, the repackaged version of Cryme Time....this was posted hours before Mr. C decided to nab it.....
Next RAW is in Denver, Colorado. Hmm, bring Vader back again or even better would be to have Sycho Sid and Vader form a tag team and challenge Kofi Kingston and R-Truth, the repackaged version of Cryme Tyme.

[Sepholio]

Oh shit Mr C. got called out.

[Tom Guycott]

Seems like it's a lot of WCW guys that Heath Slater's jobbing to.

Think about it...first Vader, then Sid, and now DDP. I wonder who's next?

Who better than Ka... oh, right. Shit.

[Sepholio]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for an appearance from Raven.

[whiteyford]

I would like for any of Rick Steiner, Meng or Arn Anderson.

Yes to the 1st two, not really interested in seeing AA unless its Horseman related which i dont think theyd do without Flair. Could have had him brag about being part of the greatest faction in wrestling history only for the Horsemen theme to hit. Or better yet the NOD theme and D-Lo comes out:D

[Wehttam]

Oh shit Mr C. got called out.

yea, well, he isn't going to respond to these. he doesn't want to 'lose face' in front of 'his people' (wrestling posters). he doesn't like them knowing that he has never had an original thought on here.

[Big Vic]

Why the hell was Doink buried?
Because he had no business beating Slater

[Ultra Mantis]

Who better than Ka... oh, right. Shit.

Minor obstacle! If they put Damien Sandow in some flatliner tights and fingerless gloves while faking a lisp, most of the audience won't know any better*.

[Rammsteinmad]

I was trying to think who I'd want to see return, and to be fair so many of the potential candidates have been floating around the Indys or TNA that there aren't many who would surprise me. Sid Vicious was awesome because he's more-or-less been únseen since his injury. Only other person I can think of right now in that similar pattern is Lex Luger, though last I heard he was in a wheelchair.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

BillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnB illyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnBillyGunnandmaybeBuffBagwell

[Double D]

They could elude to Macho Man and Jay Lethal would come out. That would be a payoff, and could start an actual feud. I enjoyed his gimmicks of impersonating legendary wrestlers. The Flair stuff was golden, too.



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[taker707]

They could elude to Macho Man and Jay Lethal would come out. That would be a payoff, and could start an actual feud. I enjoyed his gimmicks of impersonating legendary wrestlers. The Flair stuff was golden, too.



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The Crowd would turn instantly I believe if WWE brought out jay lethal impersonating Macho Man or Flair.

[Mr. Nerfect]

HEATH SLATER, BABY!!!!!!!

"I hate you, Heath Slater!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am totally expecting Austin vs. Slater for the 1000th edition of RAW.

Arn Anderson coming back as Heath's manager would be awesome.

[Wehttam]

it is probably gonna be austin. or a way to work in a quick taker appearance

[Mr. C]

Rikishi will be one, and The Undertaker will be the last one.

[Curtis Anderson]

Yes to the 1st two, not really interested in seeing AA unless its Horseman related which i dont think theyd do without Flair. Could have had him brag about being part of the greatest faction in wrestling history only for the Horsemen theme to hit. Or better yet the NOD theme and D-Lo comes out:D

It would be hard to sign D-Lo for a one off appearance with his current road agent job at Ring of Honor. I could settle for his tag team partners The Godfather or Mosh.

[Wehttam]

Rikishi will be one, and The Undertaker will be the last one.
hmmm some hopeful selections there, guy whose quote was taken by mr. c

[whiteyford]

It would be hard to sign D-Lo for a one off appearance with his current road agent job at Ring of Honor. I could settle for his tag team partners The Godfather or Mosh.

The future hall of fame tag team that is the Headbangers need to make an appearance:y:

[Wehttam]

only to get thrown around by ryback

[whiteyford]

They would end Rybacks streak, hush your mouth.

[Wehttam]

he'd hurt 'em so bad that one would become beaver cleavage again and the other would return to his job at walmart

[whiteyford]

You have them confused with a lesser tag team, Headbangers dont job :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rikishi will be one, and The Undertaker will be the last one.

Rikishi would be awesome. He can then bring out The Usos to dance with him. It'd be a nice little spot for them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

it is probably gonna be austin. or a way to work in a quick taker appearance

Either would be a pretty awesome end to this for Slater. Austin beating Slater would be a great way to segue into Austin vs. Punk. It'd bring Austin back as a viable in-ring competitor, and Punk could perhaps goad Austin into getting into the ring with him by asking him if he wants his last match to be against Heath Slater.

The Undertaker would be good, too. If Taker were healthy enough, I think doing Sheamus vs. Taker at SummerSlam for the World Heavyweight Title would be a great way to put Sheamus over like a beast going forward. But even so -- having Taker show up, squash Slater and disappear again at least gives people a nice moment on a big RAW.

The other option is Shawn Michaels. I'd personally mark the fuck out for that, and if HBK actually competed in a technical match against Slater, I would love to see Daniel Bryan goad HBK into a WrestleMania similarly to how I suggested Punk do it with Austin.

[dingdongyo]

totally read the thread title as "the one hand job"

[Wehttam]

i posted this to show that Mr. c steals other people's posts. there was a post of his before and after mine. guy is so much of a pussy that he deleted them both.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Mr. C I can't take any of your posts seriously now since Wehttam outed you. Why haven't you at least responded to his claims?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Also Mabel is not over. Maybe if he came out as Viscera with a couple more Minstry guys he'd get a bit of a reaction, but as Mabel or Big Daddy V I don't think anyone would care.

[Wehttam]

Mr. C I can't take any of your posts seriously now since Wehttam outed you. Why haven't you at least responded to his claims?
because it is proven true. instead of denying it shamefully, he just wishes to (sorta) ignore it. makes me wonder what other boards he copies from, or if he copies from here too...

[Mr. C]

Billy Gunn
Rikishi

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Now why have you gone and deleted your post you daft nancy? Don't think you can win me over just by mentioning Billy Gunn.

[Wehttam]

Billy Gunn
Rikishiyou are pretty pathetic.

[Wehttam]

Now why have you gone and deleted your post you daft nancy? Don't think you can win me over just by mentioning Billy Gunn.
well, he is trying his best to ignore, while still neg-repping me.

im a troll? (he stated this in the latest neg) yea you could say i am trolling you a bit here. but people don't really like when someone just steals their thoughts or output and claim it as their own. talked to a few people who you 'took' posts from. they don't think that what you do is 'normal' or 'right' and would like to see you explain yourself. i was also told that if one or 2 of the mods find out who you are on there (or at least your IP), that they would make it so you cannot thieve anymore.

i mean, down the line i will ask someone here if they can give me the IP, so I can give it to the rajah peeps and you will be gone. but first i'd like some sort of explanation.

i am sure others here would not appreciate if you took their posts (WORDS FOR WORD) and claim that as your own, which you probably do other places.

so troll? yea i guess on this issue. but that is much better than the post-thieving pussy who can't even defend his actions.

[MoFo]

Hot feud.

[Wehttam]

i imagine he gets a lot of posts from noid to use at other boards. HE MAYBE EVEN TOOK A POST BY YOU.

but im not really surprised he hasn't responded yet. he can't find a post from somewhere else where a poster has to defend their thieving ways. until he can find a post like that, we won't get any explanation

[itsmeJD]

Yes to the 1st two, not really interested in seeing AA unless its Horseman related which i dont think theyd do without Flair. Could have had him brag about being part of the greatest faction in wrestling history only for the Horsemen theme to hit. Or better yet the NOD theme and D-Lo comes out:D

To say you wouldn't want to see Heath Slater eat a AA spinebuster is blasphemous and I demand you apologize.

[itsmeJD]

i imagine he gets a lot of posts from noid to use at other boards. HE MAYBE EVEN TOOK A POST BY YOU.

but im not really surprised he hasn't responded yet. he can't find a post from somewhere else where a poster has to defend their thieving ways. until he can find a post like that, we won't get any explanation

So how you fuck did you come upon this thievery Wehttam, nice work.

[Wehttam]

i am somewhat an avid reader at both places in many sub-forums. i noticed him doing it a few months ago. called him out, nothing happened OH WELL. NO BIGGIE MAYBE HE JUST DIDNT KNOW HOW HE TO EXPRESS HIS OPINION. then recently i have seen them because they were only posted an hour or 2 apart so they were fresh in my mind. so while i chalked the first time (s) up to laziness or something, these recent ones pretty much shown me that this is what mr. c does. he has probably been doing it for awhile at various places.

don't think it's just the wrestling forum, i have noticed some paste-jobs in the mma forum too. poor guy.

p.s. its all about the pursuit of justice

[itsmeJD]

Why the fuck bother? Makes no sense to me.

[Wehttam]

maybe he wants the 'interaction' or people to think he can form a decent sentence on his own.

[whiteyford]

To say you wouldn't want to see Heath Slater eat a AA spinebuster is blasphemous and I demand you apologize.

He couldnt lace Romas boots.

[itsmeJD]

He couldnt lace Romas boots.

Your dinosaur sucks.:foc:

[whiteyford]

Lets not say things we clearly dont mean.

[itsmeJD]

He couldnt lace Romas boots.

Hi Pot, my name is Kettle.

[whiteyford]

I think we can all agree, my dinosaur would have been one hell of a horseman.

[Mr. C]

i am somewhat an avid reader at both places in many sub-forums. i noticed him doing it a few months ago. called him out, nothing happened OH WELL. NO BIGGIE MAYBE HE JUST DIDNT KNOW HOW HE TO EXPRESS HIS OPINION. then recently i have seen them because they were only posted an hour or 2 apart so they were fresh in my mind. so while i chalked the first time (s) up to laziness or something, these recent ones pretty much shown me that this is what mr. c does. he has probably been doing it for awhile at various places.

don't think it's just the wrestling forum, i have noticed some paste-jobs in the mma forum too. poor guy.

p.s. its all about the pursuit of justice

Alright, I give up. It's not even worth it. This will be my very last post on this forum. You can now run around your parents' basement celebrating about the pursuit of justice, seeing as how you live there and probably never leave it.

[itsmeJD]

Alright, I give up. It's not even worth it. This will be my very last post on this forum. You can now run around your parents' basement celebrating about the pursuit of justice, seeing as how you live there and probably never leave it.

Did he copy this from Iop/PrettyCool/Damn?

[Wehttam]

took you quite awhile to find the right 'i'm leaving' post to copy

should have picked one with such horrible cliches as 'parents basement' and 'you never leave here'

no surprise that still there isn't an explanation. keep searching for that one, dude.