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Tazz Dan
07-01-2012, 05:35 AM
You know the drill, poll coming.

Tazz Dan
07-01-2012, 05:43 AM
Also, for those who may dispute,

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2547/round4u.jpg

Which is how I've done the whole thing so far.

whiteyford
07-01-2012, 05:44 AM
Ahhh fuck, thats a whammy :-\

Tazz Dan
07-01-2012, 05:45 AM
Also, have a surprise for the next round :)

Corporate CockSnogger
07-01-2012, 07:35 AM
You missed me out.

Ruien
07-01-2012, 08:49 AM
It is time for Juan to reign supreme!

MoFo
07-01-2012, 09:17 AM
Whitey FTW in the greatest TPWW underdog story of all times.

Nark Order
07-01-2012, 01:39 PM
I am some guy and I support Lock Jaw for 2012 Wrestling Forum Champion.

itsmeJD
07-01-2012, 02:06 PM
Ahhh fuck, thats a whammy :-\

Ah come here Rock. My God, you're ready ain't ya? That Tazz Dan won't know what hit him. You're gonna roll over him like a bulldozer, an Italian bulldozer. You know kid, I know how you feel about this fight that's comin' up. 'Cause I was young once, too. And I'll tell you somethin'. Well, if you wasn't here I probably wouldn't be alive today. The fact that you're here and doin' as well as you're doin' gives me-what do you call it-motivization? Huh? To stay alive, 'cause I think that people die sometimes when they don't wanna live no more.

Little by little we lose our friends, we lose everything. We keep losin' and losin' till we say you know, 'Oh what the hell am I livin' around here for? I got not reason to go on.' But with you kid, boy, I got a reason to go on. And I'm gonna stay alive and I will watch you make good... and I'll never leave you until that happens. 'Cause when I leave you you'll not only know how to fight, you'll be able to take care of yourself outside the ring too, is that ok?

Now I got a little gift for you. No, wait a minute, now, wait a minute. Hey look at that.
[Takes off his Barry Horowitz necklace]

See that? This is the favorite thing that I have on this Earth. And Barry Horowitz give me that. You know what it was? His cufflink. Huh? And now I'm givin' it to you and it, it's gotta be like a, like an angel on your shoulder see? If you ever get hurt and you feel that you're goin' down this little angel is gonna whisper in your ear. It's gonna say, 'Get up you son of a bitch 'cause ItsmeJD loves you'. Okay?

Go after him kid, go after him!

whiteyford
07-01-2012, 03:14 PM
Just remember to vote for me Mr Koresh.

Sepholio
07-01-2012, 03:28 PM
TD has my full support. The rest of you can suck a big one even though you are all great.

Tazz Dan
07-01-2012, 05:40 PM
Team Taylor Momsen going at it here. Either way, a win for TD or whiteyford is a win for TM

Emperor Smeat
07-01-2012, 08:12 PM
Voted for Juan, Lock Jaw, and Tazz Dan but all worthy candidates as the King of Wrestling.

itsmeJD
07-01-2012, 10:56 PM
God damn it whiteyford should not be losing this. He must be victorious. Rrrreeeeeegggguuuulllaaaatttttoooorrrrrrrssss!!!!!!! Mount up!

Lock Jaw
07-01-2012, 11:06 PM
I am some guy and I support Lock Jaw for 2012 Wrestling Forum Champion.

Lock Jaw. The Choice of Kings.

Tazz Dan
07-02-2012, 12:13 AM
God damn it whiteyford should not be losing this. He must be victorious. Rrrreeeeeegggguuuulllaaaatttttoooorrrrrrrssss!!!!!!! Mount up!

:foc:

Tazz Dan
07-02-2012, 12:14 AM
Actually, maybe you should take the time and VOTE FOR HIM

whiteyford
07-02-2012, 12:28 AM
itsmeJD with the patented Russo heel swerve coming up...

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 12:39 AM
My boy whitey knows I've got his back. We dispatched Iggy, and TD is next. I'm holding on to my vote to use when the time is right. I support whiteyford to the end....though I can neither confirm nor deny the accusations that I received a tweet from Tazz Dan.

I will not be fielding questions at this time. Whiteyford for Champion, that is all.

Tazz Dan
07-02-2012, 01:24 AM
I feel a heated rivalry coming up.

Also, I know of no such tweet :shifty:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/Jeremyuncensord">Jeremyuncensord</a> TD &gt; whiteyford ;)</p>&mdash; Daniel House (@tazz_dan) <a href="https://twitter.com/tazz_dan/status/219648982786383872" data-datetime="2012-07-02T04:29:33+00:00">July 2, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

whiteyford
07-02-2012, 01:34 AM
Social media eh....curse you and your new fangled technology Tazz Dan.

Tazz Dan
07-02-2012, 01:37 AM
Says the guy bribing people for votes in casual with Taylor Momsen :roll:

whiteyford
07-02-2012, 01:40 AM
That was not a bribe, simply a gift upfront for any who voted, for me, and i will answer no further questions without a lawyer present :shifty:

Ruien
07-02-2012, 08:18 AM
Where is my gift at?

The Jayman
07-02-2012, 09:05 AM
I am some guy and I support Lock Jaw for 2012 Wrestling Forum Champion.

Lock Jaw. The Choice of Kings.

It seems the Era of Peep Power is backed by royalty

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 09:40 AM
That was not a bribe, simply a gift upfront for any who voted, for me, and i will answer no further questions without a lawyer present :shifty:

YOU'VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!! Look, there will be no further questioning of my client's gift intentions Mr. Tazz Dan. We here at J.D. Enterprises are always on the side of truth, justice, and integrity. Your attempts to drag "Wonderful" Whiteyford through the mud will only result in your eventual downfall. If anything, the gentleman running the poll should be scrutinized. :foc:

Keep it clean Whiteyford. We shall be a beacon of light on this dark dark wrestling forum.

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 09:41 AM
By the way, where in the fuck is Ramm to vote on this....

whiteyford
07-02-2012, 09:50 AM
If you try an get me standing next to a barbershop window questions will be asked...

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 09:56 AM
I'm waiting on Ramm to be our Brother Bruti. I may put on a black leather jacket as I type out the raising your arm/superkick.

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 09:57 AM
Where is my gift at?

Check is in th...I mean, I sent you a lovely letter Ruien. We look forward to your support.

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 09:59 AM
Someone just voted for that sneaky snake Tazz Dan.....I'm guessing it was TPWW's newest member Dazz Tan.

Ruien
07-02-2012, 11:22 AM
A vote for Whitey is a vote for change!

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 12:22 PM
A vote for Whitey is a vote for change!

DOWN WITH THE OLD GUARD!!! LONG LIVE KING WHITEYFORD!

Smokey
07-02-2012, 04:05 PM
you KNOW your boy gonna vote for his nigga Juan87 on a undercover cop

prolly gonna come back and vote for my nigga Tazzman unless my girl whitneyford let's me see them tittys lol

Tazz Dan
07-02-2012, 07:15 PM
Lets ask Taylor. Would you choose whiteyford or Dan?

http://2d.img.v4.skyrock.net/2dd/crazy-taylor/pics/2988537035_1_7_poe3c5Ij.gif

Oh what's that, I choose Dan? Good girl.

itsmeJD
07-02-2012, 07:39 PM
Lets ask Taylor. Would you choose whiteyford or Dan?

http://2d.img.v4.skyrock.net/2dd/crazy-taylor/pics/2988537035_1_7_poe3c5Ij.gif

Oh what's that, I choose Dan? Good girl.

I can't see your image Mr. Dan due to my work computer, however, I'm left to assume "Taylor" would be your right hand.

That being said, something tells me "Taylor" would much prefer the Whiteyford in all his epic manlihood.

VSG
07-02-2012, 08:11 PM
Taylor Swift looks related to Gollum in that picture, shame on you for using such a horrible image of her!

Tazz Dan
07-02-2012, 08:29 PM
It's Taylor Momsen..... ;)

Malfeitor
07-02-2012, 09:36 PM
I'm a Lock Jaw mark.

Shisen Kopf
07-02-2012, 10:58 PM
Supreme vs Juan is like Romney vs Obama. Not gonna vote for either.

whiteyford
07-03-2012, 12:29 AM
Lets ask Taylor. Would you choose whiteyford or Dan?

http://2d.img.v4.skyrock.net/2dd/crazy-taylor/pics/2988537035_1_7_poe3c5Ij.gif

Oh what's that, I choose Dan? Good girl.

:eek: That girl has clearly been kidnapped and locked in a room with Smokey for 5 mins, poor girl has been driven mad by the slightly rascist sock:(

Juan
07-03-2012, 02:55 AM
CSL/LockJaw should be tied, I meant to vote for CSL, but didn't go thru for some reason.

Juan
07-03-2012, 02:55 AM
I also tied up Dan/Whitey. Sorry, Dan.

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 04:46 AM
It's cool bro, no hard feelings.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 08:06 AM
No hard feelings Juan, TD has enough sock accounts to rectify this. My client, however continues to operate as the fair, just, loyal TPWW leader and hopefully will not fall to the TD shenanigans.

Whiteyford: 2012 Wrestling Forum World Champion

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 10:01 AM
Come on guys. Whiteyford is clearly the most deserving of such an award. A vote for Tazz Dan is a vote for Pediatric Anal Warts. Do it for the kids! Vote Whiteyford!

This public service announcement brought to you by the campaign to elect Whiteyford Wrestling forum champion.

Lock Jaw
07-03-2012, 12:06 PM
These are all pretty hotly contended matchups. :y:

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 03:28 PM
This fucking heel turn isn't going to be nearly as effective if you assholes keep voting for Tazz Dan.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 06:23 PM
Thank you to the wonderful members of TPWW who have voted for my client Mr. Wonderful Whiteyford.

We are working tirelessly at J.D. Enterprises to ensure our victory so that the wrestling forum can become the prized jewel of TPWW, and bring forth a new era for all involved. Fuck Tazz Dan. I believe that in this day and age, TPWW needs a leader who can unite us all, and bring us together as one forum. No longer will we be oppressed by the old guard! Whiteyford can give the wrestling forum what it truly deserves, the respect of the other forums. Tazz Dan likes kiddie porn. So I ask that as the time ticks down, you think long and hard about what you want from the future of the TPWW. Whiteyford is the future, and with him as your wrestling forum champion, TPWW will grow to heights never thought possible.

Please elect Mr. Whiteyford as your wrestling forum champion. Tazz Dan kills puppies for fun.

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 06:27 PM
How can you argue with that?

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 06:28 PM
But please don't refer to me as 'Old Guard' ever again it else there will be problems.

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 06:30 PM
Oh and one last thing, if you're going to support whiteyford, at least spell it right, without the capital 'w'

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 06:31 PM
It kind if makes you look like a second string sort of set-up. If you can't get yor clients name right, what else are you getting wrong?

Corporate CockSnogger
07-03-2012, 06:38 PM
Taxx Dan, when are you re-instating me into the contest?

Corporate CockSnogger
07-03-2012, 06:38 PM
lol Tax Dan should be your name if you turn heel.

Lock Jaw
07-03-2012, 06:41 PM
He should then change his avatar to Irwin R. Schyster and yell at people to pay their taxes.

Rammsteinmad
07-03-2012, 06:43 PM
Still Rammsteinsad that I wasn't entered in this. :wavesad:

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 06:57 PM
Oh and one last thing, if you're going to support whiteyford, at least spell it right, without the capital 'w'

That is his new formal title. Whiteyford is capitalized to show his importance. No longer should he be classified in lowercase. He's above that, so fuck your lowercase letters tazz dan.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 06:59 PM
But please don't refer to me as 'Old Guard' <b>ever again it else there will be problems</b>.

Again, are you giving me advice on grammar?

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 06:59 PM
Still Rammsteinsad that I wasn't entered in this. :wavesad:

Chin up champ! As long as the title stays in the Horsemen, the Horsemen are champions! Don't go all Sting on me fucker, or I'll Ole Anderson your ass.

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 07:17 PM
Again, are you giving me advice on grammar?

That was my iPhone auto-correct at work.

FUCK YOU

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 07:18 PM
Taxx Dan, when are you re-instating me into the contest?

It's funny you should mention this..... ;)

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 07:30 PM
That was my iPhone auto-correct at work.

Typical laziness. This is why Tazz Dan isn't deserving of Wrestling Forum Champion. He has his "iPhone" input correct grammar into his sentences for him as opposed to putting the thought into it himself. He then wants to blame the technology for his inability to proofread his posts. Ridiculous ladies and gents, ridiculous.

Fact: Whiteyford turns his auto-correct off and works hard daily on ensuring the best grammatical structure possible, because auto-correct is for pussies and neanderthals like tazz dan.

VSG
07-03-2012, 07:42 PM
To be fair, if whitey was up against anyone else in there he would have lost by a decent margin. TD just has his share of haters.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 07:46 PM
While I respect your opinion Mr. VSG, we believe my client Whiteyford can go toe-to-toe with anyone in this division. He's defeated formidable opposition in the past, and will continue to do so forthcoming as long as the wonderful wrestling community of TPWW want a change in its leadership. We've heard the bitching and moaning about the mods. We've heard the cries of freedom requested by our citizens. We will answer that cry. We understand future rounds may prove difficult. The remaining candidates have proven they are fighters, but we lie down for no one.

Whiteyford for Champion, change has arrived.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 07:50 PM
Also, to those of you who've voted for us this round, we hope you'll continue leading the charge for Whiteyford, whomever his opponent may be if we move forward successfully. To the supporters of tazz dan, we respect you. We understand your decision was tough but Mr. Whiteyford's goal is to bring this forum together, and we hold no ill will towards you for your vote, and hope you'll move forward with us as well. Thank you.

Juan
07-03-2012, 07:52 PM
JD, if I hadn't already voted for whitey, all these posts by you would have made me vote for Dan.

VSG
07-03-2012, 07:56 PM
JD, if I hadn't already voted for whitey, all these posts by you would have made me vote for Dan.

This also.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 07:58 PM
JD, if I hadn't already voted for whitey, all these posts by you would have made me vote for Dan.

I wondered when this was gonna come. Legit LOL'ed. I like you Juan, fuck what these racist fuckers think of ya, you're good people.

Juan
07-03-2012, 08:02 PM
God Bless You

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 08:05 PM
So all bullshit politicking and games aside, I've been holding my vote due to Lock Jaw vs. CSL. I enjoy both posters, and can't make a decision. Who should I choose and why?

Rammsteinmad
07-03-2012, 08:11 PM
You should all count yourselves Rammsteinglad that I wasn't involved in this Rammsteinfad, because I'd have won for sure.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 08:12 PM
You should all count yourselves Rammsteinglad that I wasn't involved in this Rammsteinfad, because I'd have won for sure.

Is this your gimmick now? Because if so Imma be Rammsteinannoyedasamotherfucker after about another day or so.

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 08:25 PM
To be fair, if whitey was up against anyone else in there he would have lost by a decent margin. TD just has his share of haters.

Haters gonna hate

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 08:29 PM
Anybody Thrilla (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=306), DeathtotheSwiss (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14391), Hasney (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=102), Iginfest (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=8816), James Steele (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=1208), Jimmy Cones (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14525), Juan (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=4535), Rammsteinmad (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=76), Tazz Dan (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=527), The Jayman (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14462), Triple Naitch (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=13199),



The above posters have all made a great enemy by voting against me today.

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 08:31 PM
Will I be added later?

Rammsteinmad
07-03-2012, 08:35 PM
Anybody Thrilla (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=306), DeathtotheSwiss (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14391), Hasney (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=102), Iginfest (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=8816), James Steele (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=1208), Jimmy Cones (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14525), Juan (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=4535), Rammsteinmad (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=76), Tazz Dan (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=527), The Jayman (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14462), Triple Naitch (http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=13199),



The above posters have all made a great enemy by voting against me today.

I will be the worst enemy you've ever Rammsteinhad.

owenbrown
07-03-2012, 09:32 PM
solution to your IPhone autocorrect problems is to get an Android phone :y:

Ruien
07-03-2012, 09:51 PM
Whitey is going to pull the upset of the century!!!

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 10:13 PM
Good on him :y:

Hopefully he goes on to win the whole thing from here, so his 'Team' can get the double when JD wins KoTJ.

Tazz Dan
07-03-2012, 10:14 PM
solution to your IPhone autocorrect problems is to get an Android phone :y:

Why create more problems just to fix one? :$

whiteyford
07-04-2012, 12:47 AM
To be fair, if whitey was up against anyone else in there he would have lost by a decent margin. TD just has his share of haters.

Hey, fuck you for saying what everyone else is thinking!
:'(

KYR
07-04-2012, 01:50 AM
Felt compelled to vote.

KYR
07-04-2012, 01:51 AM
Can we bring in the dancing girls now?

Tazz Dan
07-04-2012, 02:41 AM
Fuck off cunt

Tazz Dan
07-04-2012, 02:42 AM
And maybe reply to your txts occasionally.

Tazz Dan
07-04-2012, 02:42 AM
:mad:

itsmeJD
07-04-2012, 02:57 AM
My votes have been cast. Good luck to all. I hope you pull this out whitey, same for you Anonymous Raw GM.

KYR
07-04-2012, 03:03 AM
And maybe reply to your txts occasionally.

I was off-line for a while switching away from Telstra.

PUSSY!!!! :foc:

owenbrown
07-04-2012, 03:04 AM
Can we bring in the dancing girls now?

I thought you were bringing them? :?:

Saving Grace
07-04-2012, 03:39 AM
Tazz Dan must not lose, for in Tazz Dan we trust, and his win will set us FREE!!

Tazz Dan
07-04-2012, 04:08 AM
I'm not sure who's sock this guy is, but I like it.

Tazz Dan
07-04-2012, 04:08 AM
Unless it is a legit poster, and they will go far anyway :y:

Saving Grace
07-04-2012, 08:38 PM
no sock Tazzy....legit all the way BROTHER!!!