Ermaximus Presents WWE Raw: The Holla, Holla, Holla Back Edition! Featuring 15% More Heath Slater.

[ClockShot]

DOINK THE MOTHER FUCKIN' CLOWN, BOYS!

[Rollermacka]

Awww, come on Doink? :'(

[Hanso Amore]

Who is in the Doink outfit tonight?

[DaveBrawl]

ABT going wild.

[RKO'em]

Damn it, I really was looking forward to DDP

[FourFifty]

Can Doink be in the HoF?

[GD]

I was a huge Doink mark back in the days.

[Rollermacka]

If it was Matt Borne Doink, I would be satisfied. This doesn't look like Matt....

[FourFifty]

DDP!!!!!

[Corndad]

SLATER WINS!

[Hanso Amore]

Fuck wrong song

[el bobbo]

YES! YES! YES!

[ClockShot]

SELF HIGH FIVE!

[GD]

DDP! DDP! DDP! DDP!

[RKO'em]

YES!

[Heisenberg]

Lol fuckin right on WWE, thank you

[Rollermacka]

YES DDP after all :D

[FourFifty]

Diamond Cutter for the win.

[ClockShot]

Bangman is in the building.

[Rollermacka]

BANG!!!!!!

[GD]

Diamond Cutter! Woohoo!

[Corndad]

DIAMOND FREAKIN CUTTER.

[el bobbo]

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[owenbrown]

BANG!

[Rollermacka]

Ok, I'm done with RAW for the night

[FourFifty]

I need to get that movie.

[Dukelorange]

AJ? BANG!!!

[Corndad]

Rip it!

[owenbrown]

Orton taking notes from DDP from home?

[Jura]

Generic theme song.

[Rollermacka]

Well, I still prefer No Holds Barred to The Marine (any of them)

[el bobbo]

Great flick from a time when steroids weren't just legal, they were mandatory.

[owenbrown]

They must be doing this for Hogan so TNA doesn't sue WWE :shifty:

[Hanso Amore]

Holy fuck no holds barred on dvd

[Dukelorange]

Remember MAD magazine's spoof of No Holds Barred...

[Rollermacka]

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Betcha didn't know Debo actually wrestled in other places than just WCW and WWE

[FourFifty]

I really like subway, but their ads make me want to KILL EVERYONE.

[GD]

There is a storm coming Mister Wayne.

[FourFifty]

Okay, I'm getting a beer now. These ads are making me thirsty... And samd with this popeye's ad. Wish there was a popeyes around here.

[FourFifty]

As much as I dislike the persona, I admire the person... Fuckin' Cena...

[FourFifty]

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Betcha didn't know Debo actually wrestled in other places than just WCW and WWE

There's a reason why a lot of people didn't know- a lot of people don't care.

[Poit]

Wait, this isn't a tag team match.

[FourFifty]

The hell is up with the audio here?.... these fans suck.

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Note to Lawler: no one likes where they're sitting for this match <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/219979936864276480" data-datetime="2012-07-03T02:24:38+00:00">July 3, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[FourFifty]

With Doink coming out tonight....

It'll be Doink, but not Matt Bourne. Just some random nobody from nowhere.

[FourFifty]

#hampuppet

[FourFifty]

Not stoked with that match... and I like both guys... It's like, come on. WTF is going on tonight.
Can we just change it back to what AJ is doing right now?

[Immortal Moose]

Damn, those titties.

[FourFifty]

YES! IT'S BACK TO AJ!!!!

[el bobbo]

If they make out it's over for me.

[Corndad]

Damn, those titties.

[Heisenberg]

She could motorboat Eve

[Corndad]

Kiss her!

[DirtyD]

Damn it I thought they were gonna kiss

[Malfeitor]

God damn Katy Perry commercial.

[FourFifty]

Still haven't gotten up for that beer....

[Jura]

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[RKO'em]

Katy Perry must drink a ton of Pepsi in that movie

You still ain't gonna see my tits - now in 3d

[FourFifty]

If they show another "Above The Blah Blah Blah" ad, then I'm going to get that beer.

[RKO'em]

Tyson Kidd realizing the cameras are on

[Rollermacka]

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TNA tried it, it wasn't as badass as when DX did it

[el bobbo]

Yeah! Tyson!

[Corndad]

THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[Ermaximus]

WOAH! Is Kidd getting the midcard push?

[Innovator]

KIDD WINS

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, I thought Tensi "killed off" Sakamoto once before?


Wow, what a twist!

[Malfeitor]

Trying to get heat on Albert.

[Corndad]

This poor guy gets beat up like every week

[Poit]

Hmm, I thought Tensi "killed off" Sakamoto once before?

Wow, what a twist!

Sakemoto has as many lives as Paul Bearer.

[Immortal Moose]

Fuck yea, I'd love a Tyson Kidd push.

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD A-TRAIN IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

[Ermaximus]

Sakemoto has as many lives as Paul Bearer.

They must've bought the Konami Code off of Batista.

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, maybe they'll feed Tensi to Ryback

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

Bryan is right, Jericho's jacket is stupid. That is why he needs to change to the blinky one instead :shifty:

[FourFifty]

YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Corndad]

Bryan and Jericho need to be a Tag Team just for this.

[Immortal Moose]

LMAFAO

[Malfeitor]

That was great. Haha.

[Poit]

Yes! Again! Yes! Again! Yes!

:lol:

[DirtyD]

WWE SUPERSTAR/CELEBRITY MAIN EVENT
http://marzdailymedia.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/chrisjericho.png vs. http://ll-media.extratv.com/2012/06/14/bon-jovi-450x600.jpg

[Malfeitor]

A-Gain!

[Ermaximus]

So if Smackdown has a battle royal to determine who the GM is next week, I think Ryback should win. That way he can book himself in a match against everyone and break all of their necks thus making WWE have to put the title on him by default.

[GD]

I was cleaning the bathroom. Whom did Tyson defeat?

[Ermaximus]

Tensai

[OldSchoolFan]

Fuck yea, I'd love a Tyson Kidd push.

Me too, right out a window

[GD]

Jesus Christ! I am up for a Tyson Kidd push! Woohoo!

[Ermaximus]

Is this the start of a TPWW Tyson Kidd Meme?

[owenbrown]

So if Smackdown has a battle royal to determine who the GM is next week, I think Ryback should win. That way he can book himself in a match against everyone and break all of their necks thus making WWE have to put the title on him by default.


Cena wins

[FourFifty]

I was cleaning the bathroom. Whom did Tyson defeat?

Tensai

Tensai went for the corner splash, Kidd moved, rolled up Tensai, then Tensai beat up his Japanese bitch.

[Ermaximus]

See, after that kind of cheap shit, I really hope Tensai breaks his leg at MitB.

[GD]

Come on Lord Hentai! We all know you speak Engrish.

[owenbrown]

Tyson Kidd getting beat up by Albert in the old WCW Saturday Night locker room :shifty:

[Frank Drebin]

Did You Know:
WWE was invented 108 years after the lightbulb, 12 year old Kim Kardashian, and AT&T.....COMBINED?

[GD]

Jericho looks like a rockstar wannabe :(

[Savio]

girl friend likes to watch raw now because of AJ

[FourFifty]

How many Yes chants can we get in a show?

[Malfeitor]

Most redundant 'Did You Know' ever.

[GD]

I want Punk to grow out his hair and beard :drool:

[Ermaximus]

DID YOU KNOW:

A standard WWE Divas match lasts longer than Kim Kardashians marriage did?

[Malfeitor]

I want Punk to grow out his hair and beard :drool:

He'd be a skinny Opie from Sons of Anarchy.

[Frank Drebin]

lol...WTF was that face Jericho just made?

[Corndad]

LOL Jericho's reaction when Cena's music hit

[FourFifty]

DID YOU KNOW:

A standard WWE Divas match lasts longer than Kim Kardashians marriage did?

I've had bowel movements that fits that bill.

[Frank Drebin]

Yes check out Cena's 50 greatest matches......like the one with Khali.

[GD]

lol @ Team Chest Hair

[OldSchoolFan]

DID YOU KNOW:

A standard WWE Divas match lasts longer than Kim Kardashians marriage did?

So did Bryans Mania match...

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Miss the old days when men were men and blindside assaults would happen in the showers. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/219985371503673344" data-datetime="2012-07-03T02:46:14+00:00">July 3, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

That Money in The Bank PPV was Epic.

[Rollermacka]

Did You Know:
WWE was invented 108 years after the lightbulb, 12 year old Kim Kardashian, and AT&T.....COMBINED?

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[GD]

He'd be a skinny Opie from Sons of Anarchy.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/201/006/cmpunk_display_image.jpg?1271477934

[Frank Drebin]

that cowboy in the 5 hour energy commercial looks like Vince

[FourFifty]

aaaaaand it's time for a beer.....

nah, too lazy to get up right now.

#hampuppet

[FourFifty]

When I go to Dennys I only order from the temp menu.

[Malfeitor]

Lumberjack slam!

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- Heath Slater will have 3-4 spots in the 1000 Raw.

Bret Hart will put him in the sharp shooter
Lesnar will F5 him
The Rock will hit him with the Rock Bottm/People's Elbow
Austin will stun him.

[GD]

I hear Heath Slater is a big deal in the UK.

[GD]

I want to see John Cena versus Daniel Bryan on one of the four major pay-per-views.

[FourFifty]

So jaded right now... I'm just watching to see AJ come... I mean come out... no, I was right the first time. Kinda wanna see the ref have his way with her in the ring.

[Frank Drebin]

woops....

[Malfeitor]

Who fucked that one up?

[FourFifty]

SI!

[Rollermacka]

Anybody mention that Jericho and Bryan are both wearing red and black, Cena and Punk are both wearing green?

[FourFifty]

AJ!!!!!!

[Frank Drebin]

So jaded right now... I'm just watching to see AJ come... I mean come out... no, I was right the first time. Kinda wanna see the ref have his way with her in the ring.

You got yer wish! :D

[Rollermacka]

AAAANNNNDDDD..... here comes AJ

[Corndad]

Pay Attention to ME!

[Droford]

no one ays attention to aj lol

[Frank Drebin]

dat ass

[Rollermacka]

AJ..... GET THA TABLES!!!!!

[FourFifty]

AJ just busted out some wood.

[GD]

She's gonna go through it.

[Droford]

aj...get the tabke

[FourFifty]

....she's going to break it.

[Corndad]

She gonna put herself through the Table HAHAHAHHAA

[Immortal Moose]

AJ falls through the table.

[Frank Drebin]

is she gonna self mutilate?

[Frank Drebin]

Ill say it again....F'N love AJ

[Malfeitor]

AJ suicide angle.

[FourFifty]

YES! YES! YES!

[Droford]

ajs gettin wood - circa jr

[Rollermacka]

If she puts herself through the table, that would be Legend...


Wait for it......


Aww, she didn't do it :'(

[Frank Drebin]

MWAHAHAHA

[Corndad]

AJ, next WWE CHAMPION

[GD]

This is absolutely amazing.

[FourFifty]

God damn it. WWE needs to fire M. Night Shyamalan.

[Frank Drebin]

This is absolutely amazing.

[Emperor Smeat]

AJ sure is crazy.

[GD]

Hilarious ad!

[Crimson]

That was cool but it woulda been better if she suicide jumped into the table with her eyes closed

[Droford]

lol at tgat commercial

[Corndad]

Kane "I have to bake a cake" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[McLegend]

That was great.

[FourFifty]

Well, g'night tpww. That show was............. a lot of AJ.

[Rollermacka]

The Great Khali checking my prostate


That sounds like my kinda Monday night :naughty:

[Dukelorange]

AJ is carrying the Diva divison by herself... Dare I say by way of acting she has surpassed EVERY DIVA...

[Dukelorange]

Hilarious ad!

I'm not a cheapskate....

[Immortal Moose]

Internet went down, damn wasn't expecting that.

[Savio]

Big Show: "I hate always being the Joke!"

2 weeks later

Big Show: "mmmm Cake"

[Ruien]

AJ is carrying the Diva divison by herself... Dare I say by way of acting she has surpassed EVERY DIVA...

You realize she isn't scripted around the diva division......... That is like saying Vickie is the best diva because she gets the biggest reaction. And yes I realize for the past 2 weeks they have been involving her with the diva division but two weeks is not enough to say she is the best diva. She is still no where near Beth or Layla.

[Fox]

Rep to whoever answers first: Did DDP come out to his old WCW music?

[Droford]

no he did not

[SammyG]

That "YO, IT'S ME IT'S ME, IT'S D D P" theme is horrible. Woulda marked out if he came out to his WCW theme. That Diamond Cutter was nnniiice though.

[Lock Jaw]

They should change Tyson Kidd's name into the 1-2-3 Kidd because of his MASSIVE upset against Tensai.

[Lock Jaw]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kbptol6D1qhfnf1o1_500.png

:y:

[Tom Guycott]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kbptol6D1qhfnf1o1_500.png

:y:

...and not a single fuck was given on that night.

The look on his face reminds me of the Family Guy ep. where Peter and Quagmire "cause a distraction" with Safety Dance.

Also, on a semi-related note: I like how Brodus is doing the whole JYD thing with bringing the kids in the ring to dance. ^_^

[dronepool]

So I was at a Wednesday 13 concert and missed RAW. Was it worth watching?

[Tom Guycott]

Worth watching? Just look at the picture above your post, man. That's worth the price of admission right there!

[dronepool]

Just asking because it sucked last week. I'll find a stream or something :-P

[el bobbo]

So I was at a Wednesday 13 concert and missed RAW. Was it worth watching?

The sexual tension between Eve Torres and AJ was enough to get me through a 3 month dry-spell.

[Jura]

lol...WTF was that face Jericho just made?

LOL Jericho's reaction when Cena's music hit
lol yeah. SOmeone get a gif of that.

[Big Vic]

That "YO, IT'S ME IT'S ME, IT'S D D P" theme is horrible. Woulda marked out if he came out to his WCW theme. That Diamond Cutter was nnniiice though.
Did he come out to that? I thought he came out to Self High Five?

[Volare]

Nope...sure as hell didn't.

[Dukelorange]

You realize she isn't scripted around the diva division......... That is like saying Vickie is the best diva because she gets the biggest reaction. And yes I realize for the past 2 weeks they have been involving her with the diva division but two weeks is not enough to say she is the best diva. She is still no where near Beth or Layla.

She doesn't need to be right now... Remember how Trish started out? We know that AJ can go in the ring, but will the WWE allow her to?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Ermaximus]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Keith]

LOL at that commercial. Awesome.

Also, AJ is getting a lot of exposure. And not only that, she's getting exposure at the main event, WWE Championship level.

Years from now, she may be considered the best diva ever.

I mean, when was the last time a diva got such an opportunity? When was the last time a diva closed out RAW?

[parkmania]

Calling it now that Tyson Kidd is "injured" and will not be a part of the MITB, thereby making way for Cody to take the spot.

[Rammsteinmad]

That 3-hour Raw commercial is fucking brilliant!

And lol @ Jericho's face during Cena's entrance. It was like the sort of face they make when they are interupted during a promo. Maybe Jericho forgot it was the match? :lol:

[DaVe]

ahahah that commercial is amazing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[James Steele]

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