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Jordan
07-03-2012, 03:20 PM
Your driving close friends in your car during a super hot and busy day. A semi-truck hits you and flips your car several times. Your alive, but trapped. Your friends are unconscious, and you wonder if you will live. You smell gasoline. You hear the birth of fire. And then as if the hand of God intervened the drivers side door is ripped open and John Cena pop's his head in.

"Is everyone okay?"

"I think so.... but we're stuck"

"No problem!"

And just like that Cena rips you and your friends from the flames whispering around like a ballet of death.

Corporate CockSnogger
07-03-2012, 03:58 PM
It's kinda crazy but Iop just made a post far far better than the original post in a thread.

whiteyford
07-03-2012, 04:00 PM
The world is ending...

itsmeJD
07-03-2012, 04:00 PM
Yeah, this fucking thread is bizarro world....

*Slowly backs up to the exit*

Swish
07-03-2012, 04:54 PM
I'd rather kill myself haha

Taker it Easy
07-05-2012, 09:30 AM
John Cena.

Well, I did not like him at first and the around the time he began working with Punk I began to like him and or appreciate him. Yet over the past month I have began to dislike him again because he is stale and boring, his promos unexciting or fresh and uninspired. It is like art without heart or soul just created with brain.

I do find him to be interesting in the regards that he is 'the top guy' and that he will be booked as such. What I find interesting about that is how are they going to handle Punk and other up and comers down the line. Particularly Punk and Summerslam. I find that exciting because we all know what they do with John Cena yet Punk has had that belt for a long time and seems to have pull within WWE at this moment.

Logan
07-05-2012, 01:54 PM
No Chyna below us, above it's only velvet sky


I see what you did there... well played ;)

Chyna NOW, I agree. However, if youre referring to chyna BEFORE going the platic surgery route, Id say BOTH chyna and sky.

That'd (possibly) be hawt lol.