2012 TPWW King of the Jobbers Round 1: Let the games begin!

[VSG]

The moment has come at last wherein we begin our journey to crown our new King. I have heard from secret, powerful sources that this title may result in a permaban. Or not. We shall see.

Round 1 matches


Autobahn vs XL
Keith vs DLVH84
The Jayman vs King Narcissus
KYR vs Ootin
Rammsteinman vs Smelly Meatball
Hasney vs TNARick
Guru Dave vs Nicky Fives
taker707 vs Supreme Olajuwon
PorkSoda vs whiteyford
St. Jimmy vs Asmo
#1-wwf-fan vs Lavel
Lock Jaw vs Owenbrown
SammyG vs Iginfest
Providence Peep vs Kane Knight
Droford vs mhirn3
Ermaximus vs Erblaximus
Razzamajazz vs Malfeitor
K smoke vs BigDaddyCool
Seth82 vs blak23
Gertner vs Indifferent Clox
DAMN iNATOR vs Cool King
Skippord vs Juan
Ruff Ryder vs bigslimmjj
Ruien vs Fragile X
VSG vs tjogo
Tazz Dan vs misterlee
Swish vs CTS
Taker It Easy vs Ultra Mantis
Xero vs Shisen Kopf
Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn vs itsmeJD
CSL vs MoFo
DamnDirty vs Triple A


Round 1 lasts for 4 days, i.e., Monday morning EST.

Remember: VOTE FOR THE ONE WHO IS THE BIGGEST JOBBER. WINNING HERE IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT WHAT YOU WANT AS A COMPETITOR. Voting for yourself is not only allowed, but also encouraged here.

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[Volare]

*cough cough*

[whiteyford]

Feel like we're missing something...

[VSG]

Poll takes a while to make, smart asses!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Official Iginfest Analysis

Some interesting Round 1 matchups, although most of the big hitters and Iginfest Fave Five for this tournament have avoided each other. Let's take a look at some of this rounds interesting matchups.

PorkSoda vs whiteyford: A hot feud that has ran through the summer of 2012, mostly in the casual forum. PorkSoda has baffled many posters this year and beyond with his unmatched idiocy with regards to human interaction, while whiteyford has been on fire with a rise to the top William Wallace would be proud of. Time to find out which one of these posters is really a WARRIOR.

Skippord vs Juan: Now it'd be silly to think either of these fine young gentlemen would go on to win this entire thing, but for one round only they are in a hot matchup. This will likely be one of the more competitive matchups of round 1 based solely on the fact that not many people will want to vote for either poster.

Gertner vs Indifferent Clox: Another hot feud that is years old. This match could only have been bigger had it been a Barbara Roberts on a pole match. This brawl may end up closer than the Pork vs whitey matchup due to the brash postings of Gertner towards Indy wrestling fans and their meteroic meal proportions going against the casual retardation of Indifferent Clox. Will the indy fans bite back? Time will tell.

St. Jimmy vs Asmo: As one of the Iginfest Fave Five to win the whole thing, St. Jimmy certainly has the attributes to go all the way, although coming up against a somewhat unknown entity will likely benefit him, as some posters may vote for the unknown over the high calibre awfulness that is Street Jimmy.

Providence Peep vs Kane Knight: A returning dreadful poster against a never-leaving dreadful poster. This is our Main Event of Round 1 folks.
Providence Peep had his time in the spotlight in 2011 as an incredibly oblivious and socially awkward person and felt the wrath of the TPWW masses, resulting in him fleeing into the sunset, but the Peep has returned for this fine tournament. Kane Knight on the other hand has been at TPWW for the past 37 years and yet still hasn't tired of the repetitive nature of his postings. Researchers tell us that in those 37 years, the closest thing to a non-miserable post is this one time he made a typo and called Sascha a "butch". The game is on folks.

[MoFo]

St Jimmy v Droford final, IMO.

[whiteyford]

KYR and itsmeJD may as well not have been included.

[Lock Jaw]

I know a lot of work has been put into this, but I have to say... I don't care about this tournament at all. Don't see the point of spending so much time to glorify and give attention to "bad" posters.

[VSG]

I know a lot of work has been put into this, but I have to say... I don't care about this tournament at all. Don't see the point of spending so much time to glorify and give attention to "bad" posters.

This is why you got my vote :'(

[itsmeJD]

KYR and itsmeJD may as well not have been included.

Thanks whiteyford, leave it to that butthurt TDpunk to try to soil my good name. He should be advances to the finals on that alone.

[Droford]

St Jimmy v Droford final, IMO.
nnit even going to win roiund 1 apparently..which pisses me f slightly cause ; ave no clue who im losing to..

[Malfeitor]

So I should be ashamed that I'm in the lead right?

[Innovator]

Tough decisions, there are some mighty find trolls in there

[DLVH84]

This is hilarious. I'm just going to watch this fold out.

[VSG]

So I should be ashamed that I'm in the lead right?

Yes.

I was considering having it such that the losers of each match move on and so forth so that people would then vote for the non-jobbers. This would work nicely with the jobber concept as well. Maybe next year.

[#1-norm-fan]

I have limited knowledge of this lavel character. Seeing as how we are this close, I can only assume he is a future legend.

[whiteyford]

Lavel is the best kept secret of TPWW.

[Malfeitor]

What did I do to piss off the great TPWW posters?

Or what didn't I do?

Oh, the humanity.

[whiteyford]

You tried to summon Aquakate.

[Malfeitor]

Put me against Clox next round. :y:

[VSG]

Surprised at Triple A actually.

[Tazz Dan]

lol TDPunk. Asshole.

[whiteyford]

Can't believe you voted for me TD...its the Taylor Momsen rivalry ain't it?

[Swiss Ultimate]

<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="alt1" width="75%">Hasney vs TNARick: TNARick wins (finally)! #1-wwf-fan (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=115), bigslimjj (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=15567), BizarroKing (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=15575), DaveBrawl (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=319), DeathtotheSwiss (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14391), Dethklokface (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=15908), Droford (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14035), Iginfest (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=8816), Indifferent Clox (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=4263), Innovator (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=248), Joesgonnakillyou (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=5120), loopydate (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=49), Malfeitor (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14672), MoFo (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=13663), Nicky Fives (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=13942), Smelly Meatball (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14356), Ultra Mantis (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=15262), VSG (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14918), Wehttam (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=14262), whiteyford (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=15249)
</td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap"> http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/polls/bar1-l.gifhttp://www.tpwwforums.com/images/polls/bar1.gifhttp://www.tpwwforums.com/images/polls/bar1-r.gifhttp://www.tpwwforums.com/clear.gif </td> <td class="alt1" title="Votes" align="center" nowrap="nowrap" width="12%">20</td> <td class="alt2" align="right" nowrap="nowrap" width="13%">80.00%</td></tr></tbody></table>

[#1-norm-fan]

People are probably voting Triple A for the shock factor. A Triple A vs Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn matchup would be delightful though.

[VSG]

To be fair, Triple A did deserve to be in this more than his opponent.

[Tazz Dan]

Can't believe you voted for me TD...its the Taylor Momsen rivalry ain't it?

Look at all my votes :mad:

[ooTin]

in a tie for 3rd... come on im more annoying than Bronze.... i guess we are voting on quantity, not quality.

[PorkSoda]

I wish whitey would un-ignore me. I really would love to get into a very intelligent wordy verbal debate with him over politics, humans, and movies.

Can someone please ask him?

[ooTin]

OOOOooo I will... we should see a response.

[ooTin]

I wish whitey would un-ignore me. I really would love to get into a very intelligent wordy verbal debate with him over politics, humans, and movies.

Can someone please ask him?

done and done

[mhirn3]

Down by 2.

[SammyG]

LOL, jobber? Who is iginfest first of all and why are Triple A, Xero and Shisen on this list? Pathetic.

[Shisen Kopf]

I wanted to nominate Party Hardy but those fucking bastard mods banned him.

[ooTin]

LOL, jobber? Who is iginfest first of all and why are Triple A, Xero and Shisen on this list? Pathetic.
Yeah these peeps are potentially taking away from my Jobber Glory!!!
And they are real posters who dont deserve to be put on a jobber list. They are better than this.

[ooTin]

So after a day of Trolling you guys I go from 2nd to tied for 3rd to tied for 4th???? WTF. whats the point in being a jobber if you cant jobber acknowledgement!!!!! Its not like I can come on here and wow you with intricate alliteration or intelligent conversation. What the hell do you people want from me???.... and dont say go away.. its over done and not going to happen.....

[Shisen Kopf]

LOL, jobber? Who is iginfest first of all and why are Triple A, Xero and Shisen on this list? Pathetic.

Yeah really. I'm surprised Seth82 is winning his matchup. He may be a dirty aids carrying gaywad but he's not a jobber. I only nominated him as a joke. Didn't think he really was a jobber.

[bigslimjj]

Im trying to win this thing so here we go.......John Cena is the best wrestler in the world,CM Punk is highly overrated. Bret screwed Bret. TNA has the best story lines in the biz. Vince Russo deserves way more credit for all of the amazing innovations he has blessed us all with.....and all your mothers have hump backs. There,that should do it. VOTE FOR SLIM KOTJ 2012.

[Shisen Kopf]

I agree with everything you stated. Plus I'd like to add that Hulk Hogan is a better technical rassler than Savage and that's why savage was jealous.

[VSG]

LOL, jobber? Who is iginfest first of all and why are Triple A, Xero and Shisen on this list? Pathetic.

Wooooooooooooooooooow

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Down by 2.

you know the winner gets banned for a week right?

[The Jayman]

LOL, jobber? Who is iginfest first of all and why are Triple A, Xero and Shisen on this list? Pathetic.

Hahahaha, seriously? Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[PorkSoda]

I don't think I'm going to win this whole competition because I AM A FEARLESS WARRIOR but I do know that I'm gonna beat whitey!

[MoFo]

Getting more votes than him isn't "beating" him, PorkJobber, just means moar ppl think you are a cunt.

[whiteyford]

I like you MoFo, you make learning fun with your subtlety.

[Gertner]

I'm gonna fuck Clox's gf in her bloated ass.

[DLVH84]

If I do get banned for a week, that's fine.

[whiteyford]

I don't think you're in the upper tier of jobbers here, I wouldn't worry.

[mhirn3]

you know the winner gets banned for a week right?

Yes, the winner of the whole thing....not one round. But thanks for making sure I was clear on the rules :y:

[Tazz Dan]

Can I just say, 4 days is too long for rounds. Maybe 2-3 with a 4 day final if the finalists are right. Lets not drag this out too long.

[VSG]

Ya, 2-3 days it is.

[Malfeitor]

If I do get banned for a week, that's fine.

But then who would copy and paste wrestling facts that no one cares about?!? Seth82?

[Ruien]

Rather surprised I will not be advancing.

[Indifferent Clox]

I am pro abortion, war, death penalty, famine, slavery, death panels, terrorism, the war on drugs etc.


for the win

[Shisen Kopf]

Cheap heat clox. Very cheap.

[Shisen Kopf]

Also, you can't ban DLVH. I enjoy his posts about how Super Mr Wrestle beat American tall Warrior Dan at the egg dome in 1993

[#1-norm-fan]

RIP American Tall Warrior Dan :'(

[Indifferent Clox]

TAKER707 and ootin absolutely LOVE KITTENS.

I LOVE... their taste!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

RIP American Tall Warrior Dan :'(

via the hold of lethal ouch. Submit. Congraturations you winner!

[whiteyford]

The world really is a darker place without him in it :'(

[The Destroyer]

I probably should have read the first post before I voted.

[VSG]

Yes Baird, you should have.

[The Destroyer]

My sincere apologies to anyone I cause to win, in that case.

[itsmeJD]

Yeah Baird, I saw you voted for me, and thought, wtf?

[DLVH84]

But then who would copy and paste wrestling facts that no one cares about?!? Seth82?

Actually, I do not copy and paste. I actually type my stuff. And furthermore, I'm about to do some projects on my house (i.e. painting rooms, etc.) this month anyway.

[The Destroyer]

Yeah Baird, I saw you voted for me, and thought, wtf?
That was the one vote I didn't screw up, I am a huge Iop mark. :shifty:

[Keith]

Dang, I hadn't realized I had pissed off so many people on here.

[Nark Order]

Keep the votes coming lads, we are making history.

[#1-norm-fan]

Actually, I do not copy and paste. I actually type my stuff.

You sneaky motherfucker, you.

[SammyG]

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[Destor]

I voted for the poeple i hadnt heard of and if i had heard of both of them them then i voted for both :p

[whiteyford]

Destors heard of me :D

[itsmeJD]

Me TOO!

[Ruien]

Dang, I hadn't realized I had pissed off so many people on here.

Wouldn't really say you pissed anyone off. Your post are mostly short and to the point (Like mine). Add that with the fact you are new, sometimes post wierd things, and going against an actual poster it is normal.

[itsmeJD]

Curious as to why I got your vote Ruien.

[Ruien]

Hoping for Ootin to have the biggest victory.

[itsmeJD]

Oh ok...carry on.

[VSG]

Triple A off the lead for the 1st time this tournament.

[Ermaximus]

So I'm curious. If one of my 2 so called personalities wins, how does the ban work? Does my white Kerwin White side get banned, or does my black Kofi Kingston side get banned? This is quite the conondrum.

Also, note to self, create a Hispanic or Asian gimmick next.

[Ruien]

Oh ok...carry on.

So why did you vote for me?

[Damndirty]

Triple A off the lead for the 1st time this tournament.


You love me! You REALLY love me!





I think....

[VSG]

lol it's a tie.

[VSG]

Round 2 will start soon. In the meantime, maybe Iggy can provide final Round 1 analysis.

[Damndirty]

If I say something annoyingly stupid, ya think it'd help my campaign?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Round 2 will start soon. In the meantime, maybe Iggy can provide final Round 1 analysis.

In the meantime maybe you can go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Damndirty]

A lil commentary until Round 2:

Looks like the numbers are on Swish, but the Sockster may be right behind (or ahead). This is what it's all about motherfuckers! In the meantime, Ootin and TNArick are butting heads like Neo and Agent Smith, and seriously folks, there are practically bubbles of freaking ENERGY blown into the pavement upon each butt, someone's gonna die! Taker 707 is trying to make a name for himself tonight, and he's doing it all for the under-aged schoolgirl sex slaves locked in his basement. I got an interview with him backstage, and he had a message to his fans:
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"What about a role where you are my young student u have a huge crush on me infatuated by me your so in love u want to have my baby and be mine ? interested decide your age in it."

[Ermaximus]

Meanwhile, in Florida, Ermaximus' black half has overtaken and defeated his white half. Can his black half win the ultimate prize, or will someone like VSG stand in his way?

[VSG]

In the meantime maybe you can go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said maybe :'(:'(:'(

[Damndirty]

Meanwhile, in Florida, Ermaximus' black half has overtaken and defeated his white half. Can his black half win the ultimate prize, or will someone like VSG stand in his way?

Beware, the bleach-skinned Erblaximus is waiting patiently undergroung with the Swog. Bring a kendo stick or a ruler!

[VSG]

Congrats to the winners/jobbers from Round 1:


Autobahn
DLVH84
Ootin
King Narc
Rammsteinmad
TNARick
Nicky Fives
taker707
PorkSoda
St. Jimmy
Lavel
Owenbrown
SammyG
Providence Peep
Droford
Erblaximus
Malfeitor
K smoke
Seth82
blak23
Indifferent Clox
DAMN iNATOR
Skippord
Ruff Ryder
Fragile X
tjogo
misterlee
Swish
Taker It Easy
Shisen Kopf
Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn
MoFo
DamnDirty
Triple A


Round 2 matchups announced LIVE in 2 min.

[mhirn3]

23-19, closer than I thought.