Damndirty presents Raw Thread 8/6/12 - Thinking about laying off of the Pyrotechinics and Replays...

[#1-norm-fan]

Heyman and HBK promo should be fun

[Savio]

did they just show Brocks twitter?....does brock have twitter anymore?

[Damndirty]

Just ain't dislodgin!

[Droford]

Shouldn't hh be running out there now?

[Damndirty]

Yes he is

[Droford]

Mr ass kicking machine

Swerve..billy Gunn runs out to save hbk

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Sweet chin music to Heyman followed by Lesnar destroying hbk?

[Keith]

Brock Lesnar needs to have Paul Heyman by his side everytime he comes out.

Paul's that awesome.

[Damndirty]

GASP* He read the script!

[Damndirty]

Damn! Heyman's right!

[Savio]

They will play that over and over and over again next week

[Droford]

Hbk scm on hhh to help Brock

[Savio]

Shawn did super kick Lesnar over the top rope once before.

[Damndirty]

Where's James Steele?

[Cool King]

Brock's sweating like a beast.

[#1-norm-fan]

I feel like Heyman's head shake when Lesnar grabbed the mic was legit. lol

[Damndirty]

Brock's ears suddenly got... pointy!

[Heisenberg]

This bit makes up almost for all the recaps last week.

[Damndirty]

Nazi

[#1-norm-fan]

HBK gonna get got backstage?

[Damndirty]

This bit makes up almost for all the recaps last week.

But this will turn into many more in the making:nono:

[Savio]

Brock is going to pull a WCW BackStage Assault tonight!!!

[Droford]

End of the show..hbks gonna get jumped in the garage..conveniently caught on camera

[ClockShot]

If that's an indication that Shawn's getting jumped tonight, then that's cool.

If not, this build has been all for nothing.

[Keith]

My goodness how many times are we going to get recaps of everything?!

[Savio]

Sheamus is NOT being a star.

[Damndirty]

This is the SECOND replay!

[Droford]

Maybe Shea us will bring desk Rios car back and accidentally run over hbk

[Heisenberg]

But this will turn into many more in the making:nono:

This is true.

[Damndirty]

Sounds funky comin from an Irishman.

[Keith]

Sheamus needs to stop calling ADR "Bertie".

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Sheamus stole del rio's car?!

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I liked that Sheamus tout. He so silly.

[Damndirty]

that'd been cool if everybody in the background clapped and finished the song for him

[Emperor Smeat]

Somehow I think the law doesn't consider stealing a car as "borrowing it" like Lawler keeps mentioning in defense of Sheamus GTA jacking.

[Damndirty]

Sheamus needs to find hookers in the park and get five stars.

[el bobbo]

Somehow I think the law doesn't consider stealing a car as "borrowing it" like Lawler keeps mentioning in defense of Sheamus GTA jacking.

Del Rio is clearly the face here. With the stolen car and the fact he has to take care of a retarded ring announcer, how does he get booed?

[ClockShot]

Alex Riley. He's still around?

[Damndirty]

I was about to ask who Riley's jobbing out to, but Jericho's presence answered it.

[Cool King]

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[el bobbo]

A-RY Time!

[Cool King]

lol Jericho, though I'm sure it's cyan and not teal.

[Damndirty]

Wow, Alex not job-jobbing this time!

[Joesgonnakillyou]

For the record; Jericho wearing Ziggler's t-shirt is awesome

[el bobbo]

Tonight could be Alex Riley's night!

[Droford]

Mitchell

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow Cole remembered what happened on the PPVs this year. 0.0

[Cool King]

Did Jericho just call Alex Riley, "Alex Wright"?

[Damndirty]

Classic Jericho mispronounciations!

[Damndirty]

HOLY MOTHERFUCK!!! RILEY WON!!!

[Keith]

Hey! Nice, WWE!

[el bobbo]

It was Alex Riley's night.

[Droford]

A ray wins? Yay for points for me wooooooohoooo

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Jericho making fun of Riley

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Alex Riley.

[Cool King]

Jericho. :lol:

[Heisenberg]

That was awesome

[#1-norm-fan]

I miss random upsets.

[McLegend]

Jericho is gonna tout it later... Hilarious

[Droford]

Dolph needs to come out and read 1003 holds..plenty of time

[el bobbo]

Hold on guys, Sheamus has another TOUT!!!

[ClockShot]

Can't imagine Kane using Twitter. I just can't.

[#1-norm-fan]

This is good use of social media by WWE. Not even being sarcastic.

[#1-norm-fan]

Can't imagine Kane using Twitter. I just can't.

I can see him tweeting his political opinions.

Or did you mean the character Kane?

[Cool King]

Hold on guys, Sheamus has another TOUT!!!

I've just pissed myself with excitement!

[Keith]

There's DDP again.

[Keith]

I can see him tweeting his political opinions.

Or did you mean the character Kane?

It'd be kinda weird reading Kane tweeting about what he's having for dinner, how he's stuck in a traffic jam, etc.

But yeah, Glenn Jacobs would definitely campaign for Mitt Romney on Twitter.

[Cool King]

B A ☆

[Damndirty]

Gone from Sonic to Taco Bell, some real corperate ass-kissing

[Droford]

It'd be kinda weird reading Kane tweeting about what he's having for dinner, how he's stuck in a traffic jam, etc.

But yeah, Glenn Jacobs would definitely campaign for Linda McMahon on Twitter.
Fixed

[el bobbo]

It'd be kinda weird reading Kane tweeting about what he's having for dinner, how he's stuck in a traffic jam, etc.

But yeah, Glenn Jacobs would definitely campaign for Mitt Romney on Twitter.

Ron Paul still hasn't conceded.

[Damndirty]

It'd be kinda weird reading Kane tweeting about what he's having for dinner, how he's stuck in a traffic jam, etc.

But yeah, Glenn Jacobs would definitely campaign for Mitt Romney on Twitter.

No way! He'd do it for Darth Cheney and no one else!

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Does anyone actually give a shit about kane vs miz?

[Keith]

Fixed

Well, she's a Republican too, so yeah.

[Immortal Moose]

Ron Paul still hasn't conceded.

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/090/10/090-1007175145-Kane-Endorses-Ron-Paul.jpg

[Savio]

"the kane"

[Damndirty]

Kane knows his shit!

[Keith]

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/090/10/090-1007175145-Kane-Endorses-Ron-Paul.jpg

Kane loves The Constitution.

[Hanso Amore]

Fucking a

Riley has the look to make money. Just needs a shot

[ClockShot]

Moving right along.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Miz lost as well, even more pointless.

Isn't Val Venis a Ron Paul supporter as well? crazy...

[Keith]

Can't say I expected Kane to beat Miz, but I guess he needs some momentum heading into Summerslam.

[Savio]

Nose bleed

[el bobbo]

I'm kind of glad we've seen a bunch of damn wrestling matches tonight, interspersed with some decent promos and the like.

[Cool King]

Great, my stream dies just as Kane's ring pyro goes off and I get it back just as he's getting the 3-count. :|

[Damndirty]

So instead of putting the Network together, they just encourage their talent to make.... Youtube vids.... right.

[ClockShot]

Okay. 10:35ish when we get back from commercials. So figure a good 15-20 minutes for Cena/Bryan? And HBK getting beat down at the end for 10 minutes?

[el bobbo]

Miz lost as well, even more pointless.

Isn't Val Venis a Ron Paul supporter as well? crazy...

Val Venis won't return unless WWE stops supporting anti-internet shit like SOPA and PIPA

[Cool King]

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[el bobbo]

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At least they stopped showing "The WWE Universe"

[Damndirty]

Daaaaaamn! What'd he do, take a stroll through the woods?

[ClockShot]

Nice detail job, WWE car guys.

[Corndad]

Just in time for the Main Event...

[Savio]

Cole likes DB now?

[Keith]

I don't know how I feel about this current Daniel Bryan gimmick.

I loved the "Yes!", not sure how I feel about "No!" and the "crazy guy" character.

[Cool King]

I don't know how I feel about this current Daniel Bryan gimmick.

I loved the "Yes!", not sure how I feel about "No!" and the "crazy guy" character.

Ditto.

[Droford]

Can't wait til Daniel Bryan is all

meh..Meh.. Meh..meh..

[el bobbo]

Tom Arnold is Touting. Hell Yeah!

[Keith]

Does Daniel Bryan have "Vitiligo" (or whatever it's called. What Michael Jackson had).

I ask because of his elbows.

[Cool King]

Who in the blue hell is Tom Arnold?

[Savio]

Daniel Bryan has Vitoligo, yes.

[Droford]

Punk should held Daniel so we can have a weird tag match next week..

Cena/Kane vs punk/bryan

[Corndad]

Give it a few weeks. I found Bryan EXTREMELY entertaining last week. At least they are actually giving him something to do unlike before.

[Keith]

Hehe some Mexican fans dressed as referees.

[Corndad]

This crowd is going nuts!!

[Savio]

http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/uncle_ruckus.jpg

[Droford]

No one should ever tap to Daniel bryans no lock..

[Keith]

Who in the blue hell is Tom Arnold?

He used to be married to Roseanne.

Was in "True Lies" with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[ClockShot]

Was that King making some faint goat sound effects?

[Savio]

Cena wins
http://bigesportstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cena.jpg

[Crazy Nick]

I actually think Daniel Bryan acting crazy is funny lol

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Surely Bryan shouting into the fans face just before that ad break has converted anyone who's not a fan of the crazy character?

It was great!

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan isn't crazy..he's a Republican #partyofno

[Cool King]

Was that King making some faint goat sound effects?

Yeah. He was also making vomit noises when Ricardo was beginning to clean out the car.

I was just about to say that I just wish Lawler would retire from commentating already.

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan should have the No kick and face sheamus

[#1-norm-fan]

Can't wait til Daniel Bryan is all

meh..Meh.. Meh..meh..

lol

PERHAPS! PERHAPS! PERHAPS! PERHAPS!

[Keith]

Daniel Bryan isn't crazy..he's a Republican #partyofno

http://i.imgur.com/KK466.jpg

[Droford]

Its the No u to sleep! NUTS!

[el bobbo]

Benoit-esque

[Corndad]

Benoit Special Headbutt from Bryan

[ClockShot]

Wrap it up already.

[Damndirty]

That was a cool fcking reversal!

[Corndad]

Nice Match.

[el bobbo]

Daniel Bryan is in the doghouse.

[ClockShot]

CM Punk, come on down!

[Swish]

So John Cena get's his ass kicked yet comes out of nowhere and does the FU fuck off

[Droford]

Cm punk heel
San Francisco on his jacket lol

[ClockShot]

But, but, but, Brock was supposed to beat down HBK.

[Keith]

Why isn't Punk doing this on a mic?

[Emperor Smeat]

Main event match was really good. Bryan going into a shout off with the fans was the best part.

:lol: crowd booing Punk even though he hit Show instead of Cena

[Corndad]

Well so much for Tweener Punk lol

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative Humor ‏@WWECreative_ish
The only reason @JohnCena saw Big Show coming was because he wasn't wearing his camouflage gear #RAWTonight

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. Uneventful Raw.

[Keith]

Here I was thinking RAW was going to end awesome, with CM Punk doing his little "rant" and then walking off.

[el bobbo]

Hmm. Uneventful Raw.

We actually got some wrestling matches.

[Keith]

HBK will be at HHH's corner at Summerslam.

Even more reason to think HHH will win.

Unless the rumors we heard (read) a while ago are true (that HBK will wrestle HHH at WM29). If that's the case, who knows if HBK costs HHH the match?

[SammyG]

I'm gonna tout them something next week

[#1-norm-fan]

The only way I wanna see HBK wrestle again is to have another big win. Since that wouldn't really serve much of a purpose other than just a great moment and he'd probably be putting someone over, I kinda don't wanna see it period.

[Keith]

I'm pretty sure HHH would let HBK go over.

But still, I was just bringing up something completely hypothetical, which will not happen.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

HBK and HHH @ Wrestlemania would be 50 shades of epic. Wouldn't even care if HHH went over since he's the one who will still be on tv after the match. Well, Keith, now you've got my hopes up. If it doesn't happen you will be in big trouble.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Daniel Bryan isn't crazy..he's a Republican #partyofno

Keep your politics out of the wrestling forum just because they own you in Discussion doesn't mean you can come in here and try it.

[Keith]

HBK and HHH @ Wrestlemania would be 50 shades of epic. Wouldn't even care if HHH went over since he's the one who will still be on tv after the match. Well, Keith, now you've got my hopes up. If it doesn't happen you will be in big trouble.

Maybe Triple H wants HBK to be the one who retires him at the grandest stage of 'em all?! What else would there be for HHH to accomplish in 2013 and beyond?! It'd be the perfect way to go out!

Ok, let's stop getting our hopes up for no reason.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS TAHT HBK IS THE BEST AND THIS WILL SHOW THAT HUNTER IS JUST AS GOOD DUH

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Sorry, I got excited. So Cena/Bryan was pretty good. Only saw that and the exciting return of Kelly Kelly.

God, Eve is an attractive.

[Keith]

BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS TAHT HBK IS THE BEST AND THIS WILL SHOW THAT HUNTER IS JUST AS GOOD DUH

LOL can you imagine Triple H coming out and cutting a passionate promo with HBK going all like "Shawn, for the longest time, all I've heard is how I'm that damn good, but you're even better! I've got to know, Shawn! I've got to know once and for all, after all the battles we had, at this stage of our careers, if you really are better than me! I've just got to know!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sorry, I got excited. So Cena/Bryan was pretty good. Only saw that and the exciting return of Kelly Kelly.

God, Eve is an attractive.

What about the promo for the return of Wade Baaaaaarruut?! The Barrrutt Baaaraage is coming baaaak. :y:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

NO I MISSED THAT

AWESOME!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WHAT ELSE DID I MISS?

I WAS WATCHING SPORTBALL

[Autobahn]

Disappointed with how bland Punk is now. Not buying his character at all now.

[el bobbo]

Sorry, I got excited. So Cena/Bryan was pretty good. Only saw that and the exciting return of Kelly Kelly.

God, Eve is an attractive.

Eve.

[Volare]

Eve is much more hotter as a heel.


Good show overall, disappointed about Rosa till I read on here about what supposedly happened to her....fucking bullshit if he really did that shit to her.

BTW anyone else kinda hyped about Lesnar/HHH? I got amped a bit when Trips came out to back HBK.

[#1-norm-fan]

Watching Tom Arnold's touts during Raw right now.

"Hey, I just realized Daniel Bryan works for his ex. This is gonna be a big scary night. Can't wait."

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, just figured out how to embed.

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lol spaz

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I love tout and I love awkward celebrities discussing wrestling.

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[#1-norm-fan]

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CM Punk d. The old guy with the mask

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. He gave a "goodbye" tout at 11:00 and then posted one right after saying "Oh wait. There's still stuff going on..."

Haha. I hope they didn't pay him a lot.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

How was Raw? Anything worth checking out?

[Big Vic]

HBK and HHH @ Wrestlemania would be 50 shades of grey.:shifty:

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

How was Raw? Anything worth checking out?

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[Hanso Amore]

Barrett is Tyler Durden?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh sweet, Love Barrett. Although I did laugh at the "Where I come from..." part. He's from bloody Preston.

[Ultra Mantis]

Describing it as "Bloody Preston" is only going to confuse people further.

[Volare]

WADE FUCKING BARRETT.....Good now I got him and Ziggler to get excited about with big runs....hopefully.

[Keith]

Disappointed with how bland Punk is now. Not buying his character at all now.

They're just slowly turning him heel.

[Volare]

I did like his little promo he said he King and Cole last night, actually made alot of sense to me about how he feels disrespected.

[Innovator]

Heaven forbid someone isn't a cool heel.

[Volare]

http://www.ringsidenews.com/file/attachment/2012/07/98fd4c350a4961ea60d31e01c76cc616.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm torn. I like the Punk didn't seem to be "heeling it up" for the sake of being a heel in his match for example, even applauding Mysterio when he came out. Still don't like how he's trying to get out of the triple threat match though. It's just comes off as "I'm a heel champ now so I have to bitch about triple threat matches being unjust." Especially considering he was the one who caused the DQ to lead to it.

Not to mention Punk's entire charm last year came out of telling it like it is and almost seeming mentally a step ahead of typical wrestling storylines. Now, within that character that got him so over last year, he's a fucking idiot if he didn't think causing that DQ would lead to a triple threat match. That's not a Punk based in realism. It's a Punk playing a stereotypical wrestling character. That feel that he's not quite IN wrestling reality but rather in the reality the fans see is being wiped away and we're gonna be left with the stereotypical whiny, weasely heel.

[#1-norm-fan]

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This promo video finally got my psyched about Barrett. If they tweak his character to be this guy, I'm officially on the bandwagon.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.ringsidenews.com/file/attachment/2012/07/98fd4c350a4961ea60d31e01c76cc616.jpg

Wheels?