2012 TPWW King of the Jobbers Round 2: Fight!

[VSG]

After a great 1st round, things only get hotter. I proudly present the matches for Round 2:


Shisen Kopf vs Lavel
Erblaximus vs Ruff Ryder
Seth82 vs Autobahn
misterlee vs Providence Peep
DAMN iNATOR vs Fragile X
SammyG vs Rammsteinmad
tjogo vs Nicky Fives
Swish vs DLVH84
Owenbrown vs Porksoda
ooTin vs Malfeitor
Indifferent Clox vs DamnDirty
St. Jimmy vs MoFo
TNARick vs taker707
blak23 vs Taker It Easy
Droford vs K Smoke vs King Narc
Triple A vs Iop/PrettyCool/Damn vs Skippord


Round 2 lasts for 3 days.

Remember: VOTE FOR THE ONE WHO IS THE BIGGEST JOBBER. WINNING HERE IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT WHAT YOU WANT AS A COMPETITOR. Voting for yourself is not only allowed, but also encouraged here.

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Official Iginfest Analysis

We have plenty to talk about for this round folks, lots of big matchups but the following are the Iginfest Big Three.

DAMN iNATOR vs Fragile X: Two fairly long term posters here who have both gathered themselves a reputation for idiocy. First up we have DAMN iNATOR, who seems incapable of social interaction outside of posting dated memes and has a never ending supply of boring Family Guy videos for every situation. On the other hand we have Fragile X who just loves to slug a bitch and is very possibly the creepiest person on the entire forum. Will we "see and (feel) the really him"? You decide!

Swish vs DLVH84: Two opposite ends of the retard spectrum right here. Swish is probably the dumbest guy on the forum while DLVH84 tries to come across as the smartest guy on the forum. Both are highly annoying. Both these posters are in the Iginfest Fave Five folks, which means we're guaranteed to lose at least one big hitter this round.

owenbrown vs PorkSoda: And now for our main event. Two more long time posters who have gathered a following of naysayers. Again, both posters come from very different ends of the spectrum, with owenbrown being possibly the dullest person alive and throwing a hissy fit over any minor thing up against PorkSodas increasingly retarded ramblings. Owenbrown once had an ironic fan club, that seems to be no more as pretty much everyone is in agreement that he is just terrible. While PorkSoda came into the public eye with his complete lack of knowledge about movies when he wants to become a movie maker, and also he doesn't understand anything. It's up to our voters to decide which one of these banes of the forum will advance through to round 3.

[Indifferent Clox]

Got my votes in early like those damn military elitists haha

[Indifferent Clox]

joke before any one jumps on me in the name of patriotism

[PorkSoda]

Iginfest has no knowledge of anything. Words cannot describe his utter stupidity.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'll have you know I have a PhD in common sense.

[PorkSoda]

:lol:

[VSG]

:lol:

[Nicky Fives]

congrats Guru Dave.....:mad:

[Shisen Kopf]

Who the hell is lavel?

[#1-norm-fan]

HOT triple threat match.

[Droford]

I'm glad I won't win

[Shisen Kopf]

Some vote for skippord

[Nark Order]

Keep my legacy alive!

[Ermaximus]

Come the fuck on people. Narc vs Erblaximus final! Let's do this. Don't make me pay off Tazz Dan to change everyone's vote.

[MoFo]

Vote 4 Droford

The fucked up keyboard gimmick was annoying as f*ck

[Indifferent Clox]

well, of the 'winners', I'm in the low end in terms of votes.

[Nark Order]

Fuck you, Mofo. You've defied your King for the last time!

[blak23]

i made it out of round 1. that's kinda awesome

[blak23]

I mad it out on a tie? what are the chances?

[Seth82]

why am I in this?

I never signed up for it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nominations were put forth, Sethicus.

[Seth82]

Nominations were put forth, Sethicus.

oh ok

[The Destroyer]

This time I promise I've voted properly.

[Ermaximus]

This contest is a sham. I'm paying off Tazz Dan to delete it from ever happening. You've forced my hand TPWW.

[Droford]

Vote 4 Droford

The fucked up keyboard gimmick was annoying as f*ck
Ill back to using mobile Firefox if you want me to..

[VSG]

This contest is a sham. I'm paying off Tazz Dan to delete it from ever happening. You've forced my hand TPWW.

:foc:

[VSG]

Lot of 19:10s and 19:11s abound atm.

[bigslimjj]

Didn't make it past the first round...guess it's time for a heel turn on TPWW. :lol:

"All the sports teams in your town suck!" I am the best poster TPWW has to offer,and you ingrates would be lost without me." I don't need any of you posters. I have been overlooked and underrrated by you all. No one came to my side and voted for me. Well I don't need your stinking votes! I don't need any of you!" (Waits for chorus of boos) :foc:

[whiteyford]

You realise getting past the 1st round is bad right?

[bigslimjj]

You realise getting past the 1st round is bad right?

lol Indeeeeeeeed I do. I REALIZE it.

[whiteyford]

Just making sure it wasn't a mistake you not getting through. And bloody Yanks and your overuse of the letter z.

[bigslimjj]

No I wanted to win the whole thing...don't ask me why cause I don't know. It's WWE booking.

[Nark Order]

I better make history here.

[VSG]

Get your court members to vote for you, then.

[Tazz Dan]

Might have to do some numbers adjusting on owenbrown vs PorkSoda

:lol:

:shifty:

[PorkSoda]

Did you vote against me, Tazz? :mad:

[Damndirty]

Looks like I'm going on to round 3!

[Indifferent Clox]

i think you may be reading the chart improperly

[VSG]

Well this ended in an anticlimax, there were a few close matches though. Congrats to the jobbers still left, Round 3 matches will be announced soon.

[Jordan]

*spits on the ground... walks away*

[owenbrown]

dammit, I can't even win a fucking jobber tournament? fuck

[CM Punk DONT GO]

I am the best and notta jobba

[Wake Up Call]

I am the best and notta jobba

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