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Swiss Ultimate
08-10-2012, 06:49 PM
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Looks dumb. Discuss.
Kalyx triaD
08-10-2012, 06:53 PM
America.

Fuck yeah.
Swiss Ultimate
08-10-2012, 06:57 PM
More like:
America, fuck? Yeah.
Kalyx triaD
08-10-2012, 07:00 PM
Every group needs their Left Behind.
Heisenberg
08-10-2012, 07:02 PM
Tom Cruise's son is in it? Wonder how he landed that gig.
El Capitano Gatisto
08-10-2012, 07:03 PM
No need. The original worked because it was the 80s. Leave the 80s alone.
Kalyx triaD
08-10-2012, 07:04 PM
The original worked?
El Capitano Gatisto
08-10-2012, 07:06 PM
Yes. Patrick Swayze never put a foot wrong in his life.
Kalyx triaD
08-10-2012, 07:12 PM
He taught me how to dance.
loopydate
08-10-2012, 07:18 PM
He taught me where not to put babies.
CSL
08-10-2012, 07:30 PM
he didn't teach me jack shit but he was the fhaqing man in Point Break
Kalyx triaD
08-10-2012, 07:31 PM
Taught me how to surf with that one.
JimmyMess
08-10-2012, 07:33 PM
what no "wolverines!" ? pissed.
Swiss Ultimate
08-10-2012, 08:14 PM
Yes. Patrick Swayze never put a foot wrong in his life.


ECG just earned a lot of hardcore credit with this post. Anyone who disagrees with this statement is dead to me.
ClockShot
08-14-2012, 08:19 PM
Saw this trailer went I went and saw Bourne Legacy this afternoon.

No need to remake this. Instead of the Russians and Cubans, the North Koreans come over. Why not just change the name and call it Homefront.
Malfeitor
08-14-2012, 10:49 PM
he didn't teach me jack shit but he was the fhaqing man in Point Break

"Little hand says its time to rock and roll!"
Krimzon7
08-15-2012, 12:04 AM
Patrick Swayze taught me how to fuck Demi Moore while she's making a vase and while Im inside Whoopi Goldberg.

Did I just say that? :nono:
ClockShot
08-15-2012, 06:35 AM
I guess it's okay to dress in drag like he did in To Wong Foo...
The Destroyer
08-15-2012, 07:09 AM
Looks terrible.
DLVH84
08-15-2012, 04:14 PM
No interest in the remake.
Kalyx triaD
08-15-2012, 06:42 PM
Just had to post anyway, right?
LoDownM
08-15-2012, 07:33 PM
No need to remake this. Instead of the Russians and Cubans, the North Koreans come over. Why not just change the name and call it Homefront.


Thought the exact same thing while watching it.
Swiss Ultimate
08-21-2012, 07:56 AM
Just like Homefront the bad guys were originally Chinese.
Innovator
08-21-2012, 10:09 AM
This was pushed back apparently because whoever bought the movie changed the Chinese to North Koreans to not piss off Chinese investors.
El Vaquero de Infierno
08-21-2012, 10:27 AM
For crying-out-loud, leave the 80s alone, film studios. Some bastard whore-cunt will decide in the next few years that The Goonies and The Breakfast Club should be re-made, and I shall die a little inside.
Swiss Ultimate
08-21-2012, 10:42 AM
They're remaking The Monster Squad.
YOUR Hero
08-22-2012, 08:00 PM
'lil Kim (Jong)
Shadow
08-22-2012, 10:16 PM
He taught me how to roundhouse kick a bitch in the fact and then tear his throat out.
Shadow
08-22-2012, 10:21 PM
I went to the wiki for Red Dawn and found...well this

The remake will take place in modern day, with North Korea invading the United States. This shameful act of propaganda against the nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea will not go unnoticed by the Great Leader Comrade Kim Il-sung, who is expected to take decisive action when he can spare a minute or two outside his busy daily routine of being dead.
Swiss Ultimate
08-23-2012, 10:54 AM
Which is why wiki is the favorite source for professors and graders everywhere.
DLVH84
08-23-2012, 12:48 PM
Which is why wiki is the favorite source for professors and graders everywhere.

Yeah, right.